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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

The bar is officially open again for awhile, so come grab a drink and chill out.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

A bottle of Absinthe please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A bottle of Absinthe please. "
.of course sir coming right up.

how are you today?

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

Drumshanbo™ Gunpowder Gin with Tonic, please, with a wedge of lime and lashings of ice. 🧊

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Drumshanbo™ Gunpowder Gin with Tonic, please, with a wedge of lime and lashings of ice. 🧊"

Coming right up sir.

How are you today?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Lemsip please barman.

Have one yourself.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
12 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Baileys, no ice please sir

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental


"A bottle of Absinthe please. .of course sir coming right up.

how are you today? "

I’ll let you know if I survive the bottle

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Drumshanbo™ Gunpowder Gin with Tonic, please, with a wedge of lime and lashings of ice. 🧊

Coming right up sir.

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How are you today?"

I'm well, thank you! And you?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton


"The bar is officially open again for awhile, so come grab a drink and chill out.

"

Large pinot grigio please xx

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By *uicy 2020Woman
12 weeks ago

London

A moscow mule please Toots x

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Lemsip please barman.

Have one yourself. "

Coming right up, two lemsips.

Let's drink it toghether and hopefully our colds go.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Baileys, no ice please sir"
.of course coming right up.

How are you today?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"The bar is officially open again for awhile, so come grab a drink and chill out.

Large pinot grigio please xx"

Of course coming right up, already have it on standby apparently. 🤣

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By *orphia2003Woman
12 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Lots of strong coffee please, and a jumbo pack of pork scratchings.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A moscow mule please Toots x"

Hey juice!

Coming right up.

Are you having a good day?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Lots of strong coffee please, and a jumbo pack of pork scratchings."

One massive strong coffee, and a big bag of scratch.

How are you today?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton


"The bar is officially open again for awhile, so come grab a drink and chill out.

Large pinot grigio please xx

Of course coming right up, already have it on standby apparently. 🤣 "

Cheers !

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"The bar is officially open again for awhile, so come grab a drink and chill out.

Large pinot grigio please xx

Of course coming right up, already have it on standby apparently. 🤣

Cheers ! "

Welcome.

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London

Evening Sir,

I’ll have an Erdinger please. 🍻

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

Yes Toots

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

A bottle of Malbec please and something for yourself xx

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Evening Sir,

I’ll have an Erdinger please. 🍻 "

Coning right up.

How are you today?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A bottle of Malbec please and something for yourself xx"

Spiced rum for me but coming right up.

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London


"Evening Sir,

I’ll have an Erdinger please. 🍻

Coning right up.

How are you today? "

Oh, chuffing along 🚂

How are you?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Evening Sir,

I’ll have an Erdinger please. 🍻

Coning right up.

How are you today?

Oh, chuffing along 🚂

How are you?"

Tired aching sore got a cold, I'm doing great 🤪

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Alcohol with an umbrella and a bendy twirly straw please. No fruit please, I’m here.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

My usual barkeep, a Guinness and a a Teelings single grain while I wait on the settle please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Alcohol with an umbrella and a bendy twirly straw please. No fruit please, I’m here. "

Of course coming right up, how are you today?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"My usual barkeep, a Guinness and a a Teelings single grain while I wait on the settle please."

Last order for abit as I'm going to eat!

Coming right up, how are you today?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"My usual barkeep, a Guinness and a a Teelings single grain while I wait on the settle please.

Last order for abit as I'm going to eat!

Coming right up, how are you today?"

not bad, in work but it could be worse

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By *erry bull1Man
12 weeks ago

doncaster

Lambs navy rum and with a slice of lemon please

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By *recian2000Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Pint of the black stuff and a whisky chaser for me please. One lump of ice. Thanks

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London


"Evening Sir,

I’ll have an Erdinger please. 🍻

Coning right up.

How are you today?

Oh, chuffing along 🚂

How are you?

Tired aching sore got a cold, I'm doing great 🤪 "

Ah that sucks mate. Get yourself sorted with a hot toddy and hopefully you’ll feel better soon.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
12 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Loving the xmas name

May I have a cup of tea followed by a JD with honey and a little triangle of toberlone please

Followed by a shoulder rub as my knot won't come out x

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Loving the xmas name

May I have a cup of tea followed by a JD with honey and a little triangle of toberlone please

Followed by a shoulder rub as my knot won't come out x"

Of course coming right up. 😁

I can certainly try, I'm not very good so let me know if it hurts.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Can I have a double cheese burger, bacon and fries please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a double cheese burger, bacon and fries please. "

Of course coming right up.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Lambs navy rum and with a slice of lemon please "

One rum coming right up sir

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By *ir toot OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Pint of the black stuff and a whisky chaser for me please. One lump of ice. Thanks "
Coming right up sir, good day today I hope?

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By *neakypeaky30Man
12 weeks ago

Midlands

Toot my good man. Whiskey on the rocks, I fancy something Scottish tonight

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By *IXEN200Woman
12 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Good evening one and all, may I have a JD honey straight please kind sir

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

Fuck it, I call shots please Toots

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By *neakypeaky30Man
12 weeks ago

Midlands

"Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots" in the voice of Lil Wayne

A rapper for those who aren't familiar

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

I will just grab the 'buca

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Can I have a double cheese burger, bacon and fries please.

Of course coming right up. "

I'm taking it to bed.

Night toots x

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By *ou345Woman
12 weeks ago

Derby

I'm feeling wild tonight so I'll have a cherry pepsi max please Toots.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

What's shots we talking here,my I suggest the Alaskan Duck Fart.

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum


"What's shots we talking here,my I suggest the Alaskan Duck Fart."

Thankyou Daddy

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What's shots we talking here,my I suggest the Alaskan Duck Fart.

Thankyou Daddy"

lol Tinfoil on my fillings, but well played

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum


"What's shots we talking here,my I suggest the Alaskan Duck Fart.

Thankyou Daddy lol Tinfoil on my fillings, but well played "

Sorry, I couldn't resist. After someone wanting to call me Mummy today I hear that tinfoil 🤣

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