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By *iverview1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

gourock

My false teeth fell into the gravy, got them out and every one loved the meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate... "

gross and dangerous.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate... "

lol ...frugal !!!

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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"My false teeth fell into the gravy, got them out and every one loved the meal "

LOL

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By *iverview1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

gourock


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My false teeth fell into the gravy, got them out and every one loved the meal "

Omg, thats brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My false teeth fell into the gravy, got them out and every one loved the meal

Omg, thats brilliant!"

I seriously pissed myself then lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

gross and dangerous.

"

really ..we grew up without a fridge and kept raw meet in the pantry ...were still all alive and well !

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"My false teeth fell into the gravy, got them out and every one loved the meal "

Your teeth landed in the gravy,Suarez teeth have landed him in the shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

gross and dangerous.

"

Blowjob's outta the question then...

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

gross and dangerous.

Blowjob's outta the question then... "

i will give you a gobble if you get the knock back !!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

true story..

one time the grandparents turned up to take the kids to the park for a bit.. so we grabbed a quickie on the kitchen table.. just over an hour or so later they returned the kids and plonked their bums down at the kitchen table for a cuppa..

Little had i known that during our quickie a Blob of something whiteish had found its way on to the kitchen table a fair bit away from where we were on the table !!

Mum in law found it and said that something was spilt on the table and proceded to clean it with some kitchen roll.. and promptly blamed it on the kids only being back 5 mins and already making a mess.. phew !!!

that was my kitchen accident lol

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By *iverview1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

gourock


"true story..

one time the grandparents turned up to take the kids to the park for a bit.. so we grabbed a quickie on the kitchen table.. just over an hour or so later they returned the kids and plonked their bums down at the kitchen table for a cuppa..

Little had i known that during our quickie a Blob of something whiteish had found its way on to the kitchen table a fair bit away from where we were on the table !!

Mum in law found it and said that something was spilt on the table and proceded to clean it with some kitchen roll.. and promptly blamed it on the kids only being back 5 mins and already making a mess.. phew !!!

that was my kitchen accident lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me mum was makin fish n chips for tea and next doors cat made off over the lawn me mum gave chase n the cat dropped the fish n give it a wash n said.that ill do for me dad lol

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By *exykirstyWoman
over a year ago

North of Manchester


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate... "

Proved not true on tv the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

Proved not true on tv the other day"

How the hell was that proved on TV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

Proved not true on tv the other day"

They weren't filming in My kitchen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

Proved not true on tv the other day

They weren't filming in My kitchen... "

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

gross and dangerous.

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If you think it's gross and dangerous, you really should stop eating at restaurants!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

gross and dangerous.

"

Jeez! How dirty are your floors!!?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made two dishes of Tiramisu without the mascapone once.

I ditched the lot and started allover again.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"me mum was makin fish n chips for tea and next doors cat made off over the lawn me mum gave chase n the cat dropped the fish n give it a wash n said.that ill do for me dad lol "
one xmas eve we had family who we didn't really like staying. My mum had cooked the turkey and left it on the worktop. Later my mum found the cat tucking into it. She turned it around so nobody could see and served that bit to the relatives. We were trying to keep straight faces.

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By *iverview1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

gourock

You must have had the turkey as well

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"You must have had the turkey as well "
not from the side the cat had eaten lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

gross and dangerous.

"

No doubt some bacteria will get onto the food but it wouldn't be necessarily dangerous unless someone was seriously I'll already. Our bodies van cope with it. After all if you've ever had buffet food at a party or served yourself biscuits or scones in M&S from the plastic containers, then that food isore than likely to have particles of urine and faeces on, people don't Easton their hands when they go to the loo and they handle the food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything falls on the floor for less than 5 seconds goes back on the plate...

gross and dangerous.

No doubt some bacteria will get onto the food but it wouldn't be necessarily dangerous unless someone was seriously I'll already. Our bodies van cope with it. After all if you've ever had buffet food at a party or served yourself biscuits or scones in M&S from the plastic containers, then that food isore than likely to have particles of urine and faeces on, people don't Easton their hands when they go to the loo and they handle the food "

Also if the food is still hot (and I assume it would be if its being plated up) the bacteria wouldn't survive on the surface of the food anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once came back from work and Mrs J shouted from the front room where she was sat with the kids "your dinner is on the cooker".

There was a pot of chicken stew and a bowl full already served out near it.

I topped the bowl up and grabbed the paper and sat and ate in the dining room.

A while later a voice shouts " didn't you want any then?"

"Yes" , I replied," I had the bowl that you had already dished out"

There was a pause and then some giggling , " why ?"

I asked.

It turned out I had just eaten what the dogs were going to have later which included what the kids had worn and thrown on the floor , they were very young then , and left .

Also the raw giblets !!!!.

I must admit that whilst reading the paper I did notice that the stew was a bit iffy but just shovelled it down.

There were no ill effects , phew!.

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