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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.

FML 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Mummy seems to be the way 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Mummy seems to be the way 😂"

I mean don't they know I am a Brummie,it should be Mommy 🤣🤣🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
36 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Yam alroit mommaaaay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Yam alroit mommaaaay?"

You have confused your Black Country with your Brummie there bab x

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By *partharmonyCouple
36 weeks ago

Ruislip


"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.

FML 🤣"

Are you saying this is killing your lady-boner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.

FML 🤣

Are you saying this is killing your lady-boner? "

Almost ..send me pics 🤣

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By *enegadeMMan
36 weeks ago

Witney

My message was just in reference to face pic Friday….

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
36 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

greedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"My message was just in reference to face pic Friday…. "

😘🤪

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"greedy"

I know, I don't ask for much

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By *elix SightedMan
36 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Yam alroit mommaaaay?

You have confused your Black Country with your Brummie there bab x"

Whoops! You all sound the same to me 😉😆

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By *olinOfBathMan
36 weeks ago

Corsham


"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.

FML 🤣"

Cheer yourself up with a pint of Banks's mild and a bag of scratchings...

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By *ife NinjaMan
36 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Why are they not asking to devour your gorgeous chesticles?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Stick a status up about how horny you are, then come back tonight and put one up complaining about men not being respectful.

I think that's how it's done.

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By *enegadeMMan
36 weeks ago

Witney


"My message was just in reference to face pic Friday….

😘🤪"

as I was asking. The rules ha no dick pic & no mention of mummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Yam alroit mommaaaay?

You have confused your Black Country with your Brummie there bab x

Whoops! You all sound the same to me 😉😆"

Definitely shut your face with your Brumism slurs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"My message was just in reference to face pic Friday….

😘🤪

as I was asking. The rules ha no dick pic & no mention of mummy "

No dick with sky remote 😉

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Stick a status up about how horny you are, then come back tonight and put one up complaining about men not being respectful.

I think that's how it's done.

"

Wicked, will do 😘

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By *exxyyDy11Man
36 weeks ago

North West

Sorry, I thought my dick next to a sky remote was something all women wanted to see 😉😂

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

You must be like the Sahara niw after that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Sorry, I thought my dick next to a sky remote was something all women wanted to see 😉😂"

Send me one with the remote and one without, just so I can make sure

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By *enegadeMMan
36 weeks ago

Witney


"My message was just in reference to face pic Friday….

😘🤪

as I was asking. The rules ha no dick pic & no mention of mummy

No dick with sky remote 😉"

Nope sorry …. Just plain old conversation ha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Sorry, I thought my dick next to a sky remote was something all women wanted to see 😉😂"

We absolutely love it or a can of lynx lol

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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Maybe they saw your avatar and really want to [redacted]...

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards

Mummy suk mi dik-dik?

Pweez Mommmeee?

Pweeeeeeezzzzzzzzz....

Baby need dikdik suk now mummy-wummy .

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By *uncouple153Couple
36 weeks ago

Abergavenny

Was is sky + or sky glass? X

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

could be a brum thing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"greedy

I know, I don't ask for much "

What a girl asks for she should receive …. What do you need?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Mummy suk mi dik-dik?

Pweez Mommmeee?

Pweeeeeeezzzzzzzzz....

Baby need dikdik suk now mummy-wummy ."

Seriously,go to your room and think about what you have done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"greedy

I know, I don't ask for much

What a girl asks for she should receive …. What do you need?"

Anything without age play or remote controls 😂

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Mummy suk mi dik-dik?

Pweez Mommmeee?

Pweeeeeeezzzzzzzzz....

Baby need dikdik suk now mummy-wummy .

Seriously,go to your room and think about what you have done"

❤️

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’ll fix that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I’ll fix that. "

Yes ..do it 🤪

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Because wonko is yet to message you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Because wonko is yet to message you "

Come on then Wonko 😘

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By *orthern BeardMan
36 weeks ago

South Wales / Lancashire

Who doesn’t love a man with Sky Q

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Because wonko is yet to message you

Come on then Wonko 😘"

Happy now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Because wonko is yet to message you

Come on then Wonko 😘

Happy now? "

Made my day 😘

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By *nalleesaMan
36 weeks ago

Birkenhead


"Yam alroit mommaaaay?

You have confused your Black Country with your Brummie there bab x"

A Brummie isn't a yam yam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Yam alroit mommaaaay?

You have confused your Black Country with your Brummie there bab x

A Brummie isn't a yam yam "

Exactly

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By *electableicecreamMan
36 weeks ago

The West


"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.

FML 🤣"

So what your saying is that you don't have enough dick in your inbox.

I got you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.

FML 🤣

So what your saying is that you don't have enough dick in your inbox.

I got you "

Excellent 😘

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By *partharmonyCouple
36 weeks ago

Ruislip


"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.

FML 🤣

Are you saying this is killing your lady-boner?

Almost ..send me pics 🤣"

We can't because of your filters, but I'm not sure it would help.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Because wonko is yet to message you

Come on then Wonko 😘

Happy now?

Made my day 😘"

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By *ABflirtyWoman
36 weeks ago

Norfolk Coast

My in box is full of all things . lol do make me smile some things i am asked ... x I hate the mummy thing ..

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"FAF?"

Thought you would never ask...on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"My in box is full of all things . lol do make me smile some things i am asked ... x I hate the mummy thing .. "

Makes a little bit of vom come up 🤢

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
36 weeks ago

kent


"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.

FML 🤣

Are you saying this is killing your lady-boner?

Almost ..send me pics 🤣"

Are you sure you want to say this publicly? 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.

FML 🤣

Are you saying this is killing your lady-boner?

Almost ..send me pics 🤣

Are you sure you want to say this publicly? 😂"

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