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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
12 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Are there ?

Aren't there ?

Would you , wouldn't you ?

What size wand and orbs should he have ?

Would you do him in the dark with a flickering candle ?

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By *reggSausageMan
12 weeks ago

derby

When you say ‘do him in the dark with a flickering candle’ half the forum will read that totally wrong because they either or should be on a list somewhere

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By *egoMan
12 weeks ago

Preston

Some think i’m a wizard.

Here eat this. How i just do things they all struggled with. How i heal.

No orbs or wands, occasionally some forceps or a baby monkey wrench.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

It's all about the size of his wand granny.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”."

And now we know why you finger your own .

The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.

And now we know why you finger your own .

The toilet roll ripped.....honestly ."

I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Bristol

This isn't like 4chan wizards is it?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.

And now we know why you finger your own .

The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .

I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience."

But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??

(I mean, who hasn't? )

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

Anyway Granny - all depends what you understand Wizard to mean.

I'd go with the Arthur C Clarke tech/magic quotation, but add that we're at such a low evolutionary state, the "tech" from my 👽👽👽 friends, shown here, would dupe sufficiently.

And then I'd add a bit of Count St Germain (just for starters) so we think harder about what tech is, and harder about time and dimensionality.

What I wouldn't do is expect our current frames of reference and definitions to be up to the job of tackling the topic.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.

And now we know why you finger your own .

The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .

I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.

But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??

(I mean, who hasn't? )"

No comment

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By *vaRose43Woman
12 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

The last wizard I banged was in a computer game and he did an astral projection clone gang bang while spinning me on his cock like a fidget spinner

Any real wizard has a lot to live up to. My expectations are high

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.

And now we know why you finger your own .

The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .

I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.

But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??

(I mean, who hasn't? )

No comment "

And anyway, your missus's bumhole may well do the whole Gandalf thing, but your profile pic does provide a stunning opportunity to imagine "Gandalf" having a change of heart 😍💥👅👀

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.

And now we know why you finger your own .

The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .

I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.

But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??

(I mean, who hasn't? )

No comment

And anyway, your missus's bumhole may well do the whole Gandalf thing, but your profile pic does provide a stunning opportunity to imagine "Gandalf" having a change of heart 😍💥👅👀"

There’s a joke in there about Gandalf’s sleeve but I don’t fancy sleeping on the sofa tonight 😂

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.

And now we know why you finger your own .

The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .

I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.

But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??

(I mean, who hasn't? )

No comment

And anyway, your missus's bumhole may well do the whole Gandalf thing, but your profile pic does provide a stunning opportunity to imagine "Gandalf" having a change of heart 😍💥👅👀

There’s a joke in there about Gandalf’s sleeve but I don’t fancy sleeping on the sofa tonight 😂"

If she sees that comment, you probably already are .

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.

And now we know why you finger your own .

The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .

I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.

But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??

(I mean, who hasn't? )

No comment

And anyway, your missus's bumhole may well do the whole Gandalf thing, but your profile pic does provide a stunning opportunity to imagine "Gandalf" having a change of heart 😍💥👅👀

There’s a joke in there about Gandalf’s sleeve but I don’t fancy sleeping on the sofa tonight 😂

If she sees that comment, you probably already are ."

Luckily she has a sense of humour and says worse to me on the daily.

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