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By *ympha Luxuria OP Woman
1 day ago

La La Land

You walk into the room

You have no idea what you went in there for

You walk out of the room

You remember what you went into that room for.....a week later

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 day ago

Bristol

You groan everytime you stand up or sit down

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By *avecooper69Man
1 day ago

Benfleet

Haha so true !!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
1 day ago

London (She/Her)

You lover complains about the pain of his wisdom teeth erupting (when you remember yours like it was a life time ago)

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
1 day ago

Pembrokeshire

the creaking you hear when getting jiggy with it is your knees, not just the bed rocking

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
1 day ago

Wales

You jusy want to stay in and be left alone

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 day ago

Bristol

Morning glory is no longer a daily occurrence

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
1 day ago

East Sussex

When you're 26 years older than the op who thinks they are showing signs of being old 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *he AmbassadorMan
1 day ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

When you bend down to pick up the kids laundry and are found in a crouched position 5 days later,

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By *ffy.Woman
1 day ago

Fife

When you hear your daughter describe clothes from the 90s as vintage 😭

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
1 day ago

Willenhall

You like the music being played in the supermarket.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
1 day ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"When you hear your daughter describe clothes from the 90s as vintage 😭"
😂😂 I've had that, weirdly my son thinks my football boot collection is savage and can't wait to grow into them but the rest is a no no. They think 501s are horrible, the world has gone mad.

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By *HINKING ABOUT ITCouple
1 day ago

Wales

When you look at the year on a pound coin and think...... i could of had 2 litres of petrol for that!

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By *aybeLadyWoman
1 day ago

West Dublin

You forget to buy stuff on your shopping list.

You use subtitles on the tv.

You carry Rennie & headache tablets everywhere.

I could go on....🤦‍♀️😅

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By *he AmbassadorMan
1 day ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"You forget to buy stuff on your shopping list.

You use subtitles on the tv.

You carry Rennie & headache tablets everywhere.

Rennie are a lifesaver,

I could go on....🤦‍♀️😅"

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By *lanenakedMan
1 day ago

near you

What ..?

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By *ffy.Woman
1 day ago

Fife

"When you hear your daughter describe clothes from the 90s as vintage 😭 😂😂 I've had that, weirdly my son thinks my football boot collection is savage and can't wait to grow into them but the rest is a no no. They think 501s are horrible, the world has gone mad."

She was looking at old photo albums and kept pointing out what I was wearing like “so cute! I love all that vintage stuff” excuseee me? I can’t catch a break with her

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By *airybeardedchubMan
1 day ago

Birmingham

She was looking at old photo albums and kept pointing out what I was wearing like “so cute! I love all that vintage stuff” excuseee me? I can’t catch a break with her

😂😂

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By *ack1971Man
1 day ago

Cork

..you opt to pay someone to do the garden instead of doing them youtself and plonk yourself in front of the TV instead.

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By *hunky GentMan
1 day ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You know you're old when you make more noices getting up from the sofa than you do during sex.

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By *lexthkdMan
1 day ago

Durham

My daughter is now a teenager and I’m in my early 40’s and somehow the clothing brands have all changed however the music from the 90’s that is now 30 years old is being listened to by teenagers! Why is that? Was the 90’s such a good time to grow up through and were the bands that great for them to still inspire a new generation of young people??

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By *he AmbassadorMan
1 day ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

She was looking at old photo albums and kept pointing out what I was wearing like “so cute! I love all that vintage stuff” excuseee me? I can’t catch a break with her

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I collected from school last month,and my daughter got in the car and said, can you not wear a check shirt next day, I looked at my son who I collected a hour earlier and said,What did I do,, he goes, nothing, shes a teenager now dad,, so i wore a red and white picnic table shirt the next day,

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By *ffy.Woman
1 day ago

Fife

She was looking at old photo albums and kept pointing out what I was wearing like “so cute! I love all that vintage stuff” excuseee me? I can’t catch a break with her

I collected from school last month,and my daughter got in the car and said, can you not wear a check shirt next day, I looked at my son who I collected a hour earlier and said,What did I do,, he goes, nothing, shes a teenager now dad,, so i wore a red and white picnic table shirt the next day,

We have to fight back!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
1 day ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

She was looking at old photo albums and kept pointing out what I was wearing like “so cute! I love all that vintage stuff” excuseee me? I can’t catch a break with her

We have to fight back!

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the thing is, loads of what we wore is coming back. I see them wearing new balance runners now that we ran in.i wouldn't be seen dead in them in public lol, the grads and interns here are all white socks light blue baggy jeans and white shirts, even Bublé toe Docs are coming back, so vintage my ass lol

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By *ildbillkidMan
1 day ago

where the road goes on forever

Every song you post on"what song are you listening to" post is at least twenty years old

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By *andSxxCouple
1 day ago

Birmingham

When you go to sleep at midnight, but wake up at 3am and can't sleep anymore.

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By *lecom1Couple
1 day ago

Stornoway

When you automatically convert this new decimal currency to pounds, shillings and pence.

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By *agnar73Man
1 day ago

glasgow-ish

"You walk into the room

You have no idea what you went in there for

You walk out of the room

You remember what you went into that room for.....a week later

That’s not a problem, just think. Oooh shiny thing.

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By *agnar73Man
1 day ago

glasgow-ish

"You forget to buy stuff on your shopping list.

You use subtitles on the tv.

You carry Rennie & headache tablets everywhere.

I could go on....🤦‍♀️😅"

Subtitles are necessary for the audio mixes on modern tv. Goodness knows what those lads are doing with everything but the speech high in the mix.

(That’s my excuse 🤪)

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
1 day ago

My Own Little World

You can remember the times when people used to talk to one another

No internet or mobile phones

You can remember rent and rates

Mars bars were bigger

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By *uncouple153Couple
1 day ago

Abergavenny

Running out of tea bags was a pain in the arse. Now it's a mental health crisis.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
1 day ago

Glasgow

when you go to bed before the 9pm news comes on

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
1 day ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

When you find yourself working alongside people who were born after the Playstation 2 came out...

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By *aughty but nice2020Couple
1 day ago

Liverpool

When you come home from a night out & your kids are just going out for theirs. xx

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By *etsbenaughty69Couple
1 day ago

somewhere

"When you come home from a night out & your kids are just going out for theirs. xx"

Lol…. Oh so very true..

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By *ansoffateMan
1 day ago

Sagittarius A

You start making food decisions based on how digestible it is.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
1 day ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When you sit on your balls.

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By *ilthydan69Man
1 day ago

abingdon

When that older woman you fancy is younger than you

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By *ootyfruityCouple
24 hours ago

andover

The cold! Back in the day it was never this cold 😂

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By *hortyscotWoman
24 hours ago

Glasgow

"You walk into the room

You have no idea what you went in there for

You walk out of the room

You remember what you went into that room for.....a week later

This is me. 😂

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By *aven.Woman
24 hours ago

Not the North West...

You'd rather stay in with the dog and watch a film than go have sex with some hot guy.

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By *ob ThomasCouple
24 hours ago

Bridgend

When you realise ‘Stay Another Day’ by East 17 was released 30 years ago

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By *illan-KillashMan
24 hours ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Thinking about all the great nights out you had with friends 20 years ago, back in the 80's.

And you realise that was 44 years ago, not 20.

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By *orcsmatMan
24 hours ago

Kidderminster

"You walk into the room

You have no idea what you went in there for

You walk out of the room

You remember what you went into that room for.....a week later

I've done that since a kid. Had full of too many other things.

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By *orcsmatMan
24 hours ago

Kidderminster

When you realise you need to hold onto a handrail to ascend and descend a staircase.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
24 hours ago

BRIDPORT

What was the question again.

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By *rHotNottsMan
23 hours ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Bad hangovers

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By *elix SightedMan
23 hours ago

Cloud 8

When you start googling “Do they still make……..?”

Yesterday’s was Chewits. And yes, they do.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
23 hours ago

Brum

You forget to send your three hotties to the OP for matchmaking

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
22 hours ago

Herts

You go upstairs to get something, forget you live in a flat, and now you’re standing on the roof waiting for fire and rescue.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
22 hours ago

Around the Midlands

You enjoy Werthers originals

You need to get up umpteen times in the night to pee

You use the word 'umpteen' 😁

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By *hortyscotWoman
22 hours ago

Glasgow

"You go upstairs to get something, forget you live in a flat, and now you’re standing on the roof waiting for fire and rescue. "
😂

Firemen though

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
22 hours ago

Brum

"You go upstairs to get something, forget you live in a flat, and now you’re standing on the roof waiting for fire and rescue. "

Actually crying...the things you have to do for a man in uniform nowadays Glow 🤣😘

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By *urious Explorer 77Man
22 hours ago

kink town

When you google to see who is still alive

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By *amie HantsWoman
22 hours ago

Atlantis

You fall over and people start spouting off that you ‘had a fall’

No Sharon, I fell over. I’m 32, I did not ‘have a fall’

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By *uckurcumMan
22 hours ago

Bishop Auckland

When you realise that today's world in many ways is not a better place !

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By *atureguy281066Man
22 hours ago

Manchester

When you wake up in the middle of the night 3 times for a pee 😁

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By *amera man 25Man
22 hours ago

Honley Huddersfield

Not funny but probably true?

My friend came out of the toilet recently with a smile on his face and said

“ you know you’re getting old when you enjoy a good shit more than a shag!”

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
22 hours ago

East Sussex

"When you realise that today's world in many ways is not a better place ! "

You're really old when you realise that the world has never been a 'better place'. Mind you my dad's 97 and talks about the war fondly so there might be something in your statement

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By *erry bull1Man
22 hours ago

doncaster

You know you’re old

When your dreams are dry

And your farts are wet

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By *oxy RedWoman
22 hours ago

Glasgow

You take into consideration what you have planned the days after a proposed drinking session, before confirming you are participating 🤣

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By *amie HantsWoman
22 hours ago

Atlantis

"You know you’re old

When your dreams are dry

And your farts are wet "

Is that Shakespeare?

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By *imply DeeWoman
22 hours ago

Wherever

When you realise it’s been 40 (!) years since Careless Whispers were released.

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By *eliWoman
22 hours ago

you realise in less than five years you'll be middle aged and that's okay. Bring on my forties. 🩷

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By *eardedbloke300Man
22 hours ago

cardiff

"You forget to buy stuff on your shopping list.

You use subtitles on the tv.

You carry Rennie & headache tablets everywhere.

I could go on....🤦‍♀️😅"

I was on a work night out and one of the women I work with was complaining of heartburn. I had a travel pack of gaviscon tablets in my pocket. .

Yep. I'm old

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By *aven.Woman
22 hours ago

Not the North West...

"you realise in less than five years you'll be middle aged and that's okay. Bring on my forties. 🩷"

Go away Meli

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
22 hours ago

Brum

"You forget to buy stuff on your shopping list.

You use subtitles on the tv.

You carry Rennie & headache tablets everywhere.

I could go on....🤦‍♀️😅

I was on a work night out and one of the women I work with was complaining of heartburn. I had a travel pack of gaviscon tablets in my pocket. .

Yep. I'm old"

Always be prepared 😂

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By *NormalMan01Man
21 hours ago

Harrogate

Let me just change my glasses to read this…

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By *arkus1812Man
21 hours ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

When my grandson asks me what I did during the last war

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