FabSwingers.com forum: I’m having a fab friendsmas

By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
2 days ago

Ends

Everyone has to bring a present and anyone can claim that present. What are you bringing?

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By *educing_EmCouple
2 days ago

Tipperary

If I wear a big bow do I count as a present?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 days ago

East Northamptonshire

Bottle of advocaat

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By *iker JackMan
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

"Bottle of advocaat "

Babycham

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
2 days ago

Wales

Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

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By *aizyWoman
2 days ago

west midlands

I will bring the women's Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set my aunty got me for last Christmas, I'll no doubt be getting another one this year anyway

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
2 days ago

Wales

"I will bring the women's Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set my aunty got me for last Christmas, I'll no doubt be getting another one this year anyway

I have an aunty that gets me one of those too

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
2 days ago

Wales

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us "

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
2 days ago

London (She/Her)

I bring you Marzipan Fruits!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
2 days ago

London (She/Her)

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?! "

You’re right, no one likes them when the wafer is still crisp to the bite!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?! "

We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
2 days ago

Wales

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!

We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens

I feel like you have someone in mind for this..

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
2 days ago

London (She/Her)

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!

We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens

I once ate a Guinea Pig. It was cooked first.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!

We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens

I feel like you have someone in mind for this..

Don’t flatter yourself haha! But… Probably Toots 🤔🤣

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By *aizyWoman
2 days ago

west midlands

"I will bring the women's Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set my aunty got me for last Christmas, I'll no doubt be getting another one this year anyway

I have an aunty that gets me one of those too

Every birthday and Christmas, me and my brother call her Aunty Lynx now, bless her

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By *icecouple561Couple
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2 days ago

East Sussex

I'm bringing a jar of homemade fig jam and a jam spoon shaped like a shovel

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

Atholl brose

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By *EAT..85Woman
2 days ago

Nottingham

I'll bring tiramisu and glow sticks

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By *ah HumbugMan
2 days ago

here and there

My charm and wit.

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By *ib.Man
2 days ago

Hampshire

Homemade oven gloves.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
2 days ago

Ends

I’m gonna be so real, some of these are shit presents. Keep them.

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By *aven.Woman
2 days ago

Not the North West...

I don't think I like Xmas anymore...

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
2 days ago

Ends

"I don't think I like Xmas anymore..."

Anymore. You think I’m a fool?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 days ago

Manchester-ish

A bottle of prosecco from the emergency re-gift cupboard

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By *ib.Man
2 days ago

Hampshire

"I’m gonna be so real, some of these are shit presents. Keep them. "

My oven gloves were made with love.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
2 days ago

Ends

"I’m gonna be so real, some of these are shit presents. Keep them.

My oven gloves were made with love.

And it was my favourite

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By *he AmbassadorMan
2 days ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I got a lovely bottle of whisky in Madrid airport last week, will that do?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
2 days ago

London (She/Her)

"I’m gonna be so real, some of these are shit presents. Keep them.

My oven gloves were made with love.

Heat-resistant love?

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By *ansoffateMan
2 days ago

Sagittarius A

I've got a Santa claus Pinata and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire in the boot of the car.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 days ago

East Sussex

I'll have Ferrero Rocher and oven gloves please

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By *ffy.Woman
2 days ago

Fife

"Homemade oven gloves."

Will my finger tips still be intact if I take these?

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By *NormalMan01Man
2 days ago

Harrogate

One of those terrible make at home candle kits…

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By *aizyWoman
2 days ago

west midlands

"I'm bringing a jar of homemade fig jam and a jam spoon shaped like a shovel "

Could I just have the spoon shaped like a shovel, please? 😍

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
2 days ago

La La Land

I've got some 40 year old Christmas Dec's that I've got to get down from my parents loft this weekend.

The Christmas tree has 30% of it's needles still left on it

The tinsel looks more like colourful dental floss these days

And the Dec's for the tree might have seen better days....in the 90s

Anyone want them? 😬

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

"I've got some 40 year old Christmas Dec's that I've got to get down from my parents loft this weekend.

The Christmas tree has 30% of it's needles still left on it

The tinsel looks more like colourful dental floss these days

And the Dec's for the tree might have seen better days....in the 90s

Anyone want them? 😬 "

Mine

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By *icecouple561Couple
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2 days ago

East Sussex

"I'm bringing a jar of homemade fig jam and a jam spoon shaped like a shovel

Could I just have the spoon shaped like a shovel, please? 😍"

It's yours

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By *ib.Man
2 days ago

Hampshire

"Homemade oven gloves.

Will my finger tips still be intact if I take these? "

Knitted with the highest quality asbestos.

You'll be fine.

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By *enk15Man
2 days ago

Evesham

I’ve got 18 Monstera plant cuttings, help yourselves to those

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
2 days ago

Brum

"I’ve got 18 Monstera plant cuttings, help yourselves to those

Killing them in 3,2,1

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By *enk15Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"Bottle of advocaat

Babycham "

I want the Babycham! ‘Twas my very first alcoholic drink

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By *enk15Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"I’ve got 18 Monstera plant cuttings, help yourselves to those

Killing them in 3,2,1"

OK you're not allowed one, don’t hurt my babies

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By *electableicecreamMan
2 days ago

The West

I'm bringing the lynx shower gel and deodorant Christmas combo I got from my brother last year who still thinks I'm 15.

If nothing else we can have dick measuring contest and take turns showering.

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By *EAT..85Woman
2 days ago

Nottingham

"I’ve got 18 Monstera plant cuttings, help yourselves to those

Oooh. Me please!

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By *electableicecreamMan
2 days ago

The West

Oh and I'll take the Em in a bow.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
1 day ago

ashford

Socks! X

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
1 day ago

La La Land

"Socks! X

What kind of socks are we talking about?

Plain ones

Or ones with bright coloured/cartoon characters on

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
1 day ago

City Centre

I'm bringing Christmas crackers.

I'll be wearing my paper crown and nothing else and I'll use the fortune telling miracle fish from the cracker, on various parts of the body, to fulfill your destiny. 😈

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 day ago

Bristol

"I'm bringing Christmas crackers.

I'll be wearing my paper crown and nothing else and I'll use the fortune telling miracle fish from the cracker, on various parts of the body, to fulfill your destiny. 😈"

Now that idea makes it absolutely worth attending

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By *iceboy200Man
1 day ago

Dagenham

I become the Xmas cleaner cleaning up the Xmas mess with ho ho ho xxx

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By *orphia2003Woman
1 day ago

Tonypandy.

Bottle of Bailey's. Lily of the valley bath and body set. Bottle of imperial stout. Box of handcrafted chocolate truffles, (you can choose from selection of flavours)

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
23 hours ago

Ends

"Socks! X

That’s my favourite gift x

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 hours ago

East London

Bottle of rum and mince pies.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
23 hours ago

Ends

"Bottle of rum and mince pies."

I love rum

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By *illan-KillashMan
23 hours ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Everyone has to bring a present and anyone can claim that present. What are you bringing? "

I'm bringing 5'11 & 3/4" of absolute fucking delight.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
23 hours ago

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"Everyone has to bring a present and anyone can claim that present. What are you bringing?

I'm bringing 5'11 & 3/4" of absolute fucking delight.

Will you please? I miss you

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By *illan-KillashMan
23 hours ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Everyone has to bring a present and anyone can claim that present. What are you bringing?

I'm bringing 5'11 & 3/4" of absolute fucking delight.

Will you please? I miss you "

Miss you too bro...... Next Picnic!

*crossed finger emoji

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By *obilebottomMan
23 hours ago

All over

Mistletoe

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By *he ReturneeMan
22 hours ago

Barnet

I will bring Raven with the promise of an unlimited supply of Kraken Black Spiced Rum...

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By *emidemiWoman
22 hours ago

basingstoke

I’ll bring a novelty Christmas mug with a set of different hot chocolate flavours.

(Can I just keep this for myself actually?)

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By *eliWoman
22 hours ago

I'll bring some really good body moisturiser.

And some cheese.

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By *vaRose43Woman
22 hours ago

Forest of Dean

Homemade chocolate and hazlenut fudge and a massage bar

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By *eliWoman
22 hours ago

"Homemade chocolate and hazlenut fudge and a massage bar"

Oh what perfect timing! I need a new massage bar, will leave the fudge though.

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By *arryherts777Man
22 hours ago

Nr Stevenage

no offence lad but it sounds shite

give Harry a nice roast dinner and a few beers

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