FabSwingers.com forum: I’m having a fab friendsmas

By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
11 weeks ago

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Everyone has to bring a present and anyone can claim that present. What are you bringing?

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By *educing_EmCouple
11 weeks ago

Tipperary

If I wear a big bow do I count as a present?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Bottle of advocaat

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By *iker JackMan
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Bottle of advocaat "

Babycham

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By *iss.BellaWoman
11 weeks ago

Wales

Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

I will bring the women's Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set my aunty got me for last Christmas, I'll no doubt be getting another one this year anyway

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

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By *iss.BellaWoman
11 weeks ago

Wales

"I will bring the women's Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set my aunty got me for last Christmas, I'll no doubt be getting another one this year anyway

I have an aunty that gets me one of those too

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By *iss.BellaWoman
11 weeks ago

Wales

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us "

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I bring you Marzipan Fruits!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?! "

You’re right, no one likes them when the wafer is still crisp to the bite!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?! "

We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens

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By *iss.BellaWoman
11 weeks ago

Wales

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!

We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens

I feel like you have someone in mind for this..

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!

We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens

I once ate a Guinea Pig. It was cooked first.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

"Ferrero rochers

Everyone can taste golden balls

Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us

Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.

I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!

We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens

I feel like you have someone in mind for this..

Don’t flatter yourself haha! But… Probably Toots 🤔🤣

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

"I will bring the women's Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set my aunty got me for last Christmas, I'll no doubt be getting another one this year anyway

I have an aunty that gets me one of those too

Every birthday and Christmas, me and my brother call her Aunty Lynx now, bless her

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm bringing a jar of homemade fig jam and a jam spoon shaped like a shovel

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

Atholl brose

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By *EAT..85Woman
11 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'll bring tiramisu and glow sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

My charm and wit.

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By *ib.Man
11 weeks ago

Hampshire

Homemade oven gloves.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
11 weeks ago

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I’m gonna be so real, some of these are shit presents. Keep them.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I don't think I like Xmas anymore...

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
11 weeks ago

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"I don't think I like Xmas anymore..."

Anymore. You think I’m a fool?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A bottle of prosecco from the emergency re-gift cupboard

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By *ib.Man
11 weeks ago

Hampshire

"I’m gonna be so real, some of these are shit presents. Keep them. "

My oven gloves were made with love.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
11 weeks ago

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"I’m gonna be so real, some of these are shit presents. Keep them.

My oven gloves were made with love.

And it was my favourite

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I got a lovely bottle of whisky in Madrid airport last week, will that do?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"I’m gonna be so real, some of these are shit presents. Keep them.

My oven gloves were made with love.

Heat-resistant love?

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I've got a Santa claus Pinata and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire in the boot of the car.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'll have Ferrero Rocher and oven gloves please

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Homemade oven gloves."

Will my finger tips still be intact if I take these?

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By *NormalMan01Man
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

One of those terrible make at home candle kits…

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

"I'm bringing a jar of homemade fig jam and a jam spoon shaped like a shovel "

Could I just have the spoon shaped like a shovel, please? 😍

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
11 weeks ago

La La Land

I've got some 40 year old Christmas Dec's that I've got to get down from my parents loft this weekend.

The Christmas tree has 30% of it's needles still left on it

The tinsel looks more like colourful dental floss these days

And the Dec's for the tree might have seen better days....in the 90s

Anyone want them? 😬

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

"I've got some 40 year old Christmas Dec's that I've got to get down from my parents loft this weekend.

The Christmas tree has 30% of it's needles still left on it

The tinsel looks more like colourful dental floss these days

And the Dec's for the tree might have seen better days....in the 90s

Anyone want them? 😬 "

Mine

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I'm bringing a jar of homemade fig jam and a jam spoon shaped like a shovel

Could I just have the spoon shaped like a shovel, please? 😍"

It's yours

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By *ib.Man
11 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Homemade oven gloves.

Will my finger tips still be intact if I take these? "

Knitted with the highest quality asbestos.

You'll be fine.

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

I’ve got 18 Monstera plant cuttings, help yourselves to those

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By *nya NeesWoman
11 weeks ago

Brum

"I’ve got 18 Monstera plant cuttings, help yourselves to those

Killing them in 3,2,1

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

"Bottle of advocaat

Babycham "

I want the Babycham! ‘Twas my very first alcoholic drink

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

"I’ve got 18 Monstera plant cuttings, help yourselves to those

Killing them in 3,2,1"

OK you're not allowed one, don’t hurt my babies

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By *electableicecreamMan
11 weeks ago

The West

I'm bringing the lynx shower gel and deodorant Christmas combo I got from my brother last year who still thinks I'm 15.

If nothing else we can have dick measuring contest and take turns showering.

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By *EAT..85Woman
11 weeks ago

Nottingham

"I’ve got 18 Monstera plant cuttings, help yourselves to those

Oooh. Me please!

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By *electableicecreamMan
11 weeks ago

The West

Oh and I'll take the Em in a bow.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
11 weeks ago

ashford

Socks! X

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
11 weeks ago

La La Land

"Socks! X

What kind of socks are we talking about?

Plain ones

Or ones with bright coloured/cartoon characters on

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
11 weeks ago

City Centre

I'm bringing Christmas crackers.

I'll be wearing my paper crown and nothing else and I'll use the fortune telling miracle fish from the cracker, on various parts of the body, to fulfill your destiny. 😈

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

"I'm bringing Christmas crackers.

I'll be wearing my paper crown and nothing else and I'll use the fortune telling miracle fish from the cracker, on various parts of the body, to fulfill your destiny. 😈"

Now that idea makes it absolutely worth attending

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By *iceboy200Man
11 weeks ago

Dagenham

I become the Xmas cleaner cleaning up the Xmas mess with ho ho ho xxx

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By *orphia2003Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Bottle of Bailey's. Lily of the valley bath and body set. Bottle of imperial stout. Box of handcrafted chocolate truffles, (you can choose from selection of flavours)

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
11 weeks ago

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"Socks! X

That’s my favourite gift x

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By *ad NannaWoman
11 weeks ago

East London

Bottle of rum and mince pies.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
11 weeks ago

Ends

"Bottle of rum and mince pies."

I love rum

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By *illan-KillashMan
11 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Everyone has to bring a present and anyone can claim that present. What are you bringing? "

I'm bringing 5'11 & 3/4" of absolute fucking delight.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
11 weeks ago

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"Everyone has to bring a present and anyone can claim that present. What are you bringing?

I'm bringing 5'11 & 3/4" of absolute fucking delight.

Will you please? I miss you

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By *illan-KillashMan
11 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Everyone has to bring a present and anyone can claim that present. What are you bringing?

I'm bringing 5'11 & 3/4" of absolute fucking delight.

Will you please? I miss you "

Miss you too bro...... Next Picnic!

*crossed finger emoji

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I will bring Raven with the promise of an unlimited supply of Kraken Black Spiced Rum...

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By *emidemiWoman
11 weeks ago

basingstoke

I’ll bring a novelty Christmas mug with a set of different hot chocolate flavours.

(Can I just keep this for myself actually?)

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

I'll bring some really good body moisturiser.

And some cheese.

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Homemade chocolate and hazlenut fudge and a massage bar

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

"Homemade chocolate and hazlenut fudge and a massage bar"

Oh what perfect timing! I need a new massage bar, will leave the fudge though.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

no offence lad but it sounds shite

give Harry a nice roast dinner and a few beers

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By *illan-KillashMan
10 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I'll bring some really good body moisturiser.

And some cheese. "

Cheese Grommit?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

I'm bringing you a really silky soft silk bonnet.

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By *ife NinjaMan
10 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Bottle of advocaat "

Matched

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Iceland prawn ring served by Kerry Katona.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

Smutty magnetic fridge words. 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Me to do all ur diy for 1 day and that ever else u please 🤭

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
10 weeks ago

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"Iceland prawn ring served by Kerry Katona.

Mrs TMN x"

👃

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