FabSwingers.com forum: how about the totally straight's say hi?

By *ee642024 OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Crook

All you straight people (and i mean straight) NOT fab straight. Come lets chat?

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

Straight talk

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I'm so straight I only talk to men

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify."

What position?

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I’d be hashtag clunge not cock.

Hi ladies

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By *he AmbassadorMan
13 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Hola

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
13 weeks ago

Bristol

Evening

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?"

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night

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By *ralwizardMan
13 weeks ago

Thornaby

Heeeey hey xx

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By *ib.Man
13 weeks ago

Hampshire

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

This is why I only buy single ply these days.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
13 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night"
😂😂😂

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By *ansomWareMan
13 weeks ago

Lancaster

180° Straight

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night"

I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
13 weeks ago

Bristol

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night

I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets."

Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

This is why I only buy single ply these days."

Living dangerously.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night

I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets."

Narrate them,the Geordie twang would just be oh so 💦

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night

I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.

Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll?"

Erotic novel toilet roll? You could be onto something.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

Ends

I don’t want to chat today.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
13 weeks ago

Bristol

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night

I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.

Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll?

Erotic novel toilet roll? You could be onto something."

Worth a try, people will buy anything these days

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify."

Aw man

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By *exxyyDy11Man
13 weeks ago

North West

Move over Shakespeare, some proper poets on this thread.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night

I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.

Narrate them,the Geordie twang would just be oh so 💦"

And Gemma said “Howay pet, jam ya fingas up me shitter”

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night

I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.

Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll?

Erotic novel toilet roll? You could be onto something.

Worth a try, people will buy anything these days "

If you see erotic novel loo roll in b&m you know I’ve made it.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
13 weeks ago

Bristol

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

My wank material for the night

I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.

Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll?

Erotic novel toilet roll? You could be onto something.

Worth a try, people will buy anything these days

If you see erotic novel loo roll in b&m you know I’ve made it."

If I genuinely see that, screw it, I’ll buy one haha

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

Was your finger straight? 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Hello to every women in here

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By *r Simon TemplerMan
13 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

Hi, me

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By *ythenMan
13 weeks ago

North Co. Dublin

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify."

Finger in the bum - that finger has a lot to answer for … oh that was the start 😈

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

Ends

Who is the straightest person in here. Tell me how straight you really are. Please prove your straightness.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

Was your finger straight? 🤔"

I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Hi im definitely straight

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By *lynJMan
13 weeks ago

Morden

Hi. Completely straight here

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Who is the straightest person in here. Tell me how straight you really are. Please prove your straightness. "

I fail on having women finger my bum. I’ve worn pink too and sang along to ymca and in the navy.

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By *ihimbiherCouple
13 weeks ago

lightwater

I’m as straight as a spaghetti lesbian. Straight until wet!

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

Was your finger straight? 🤔

I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will."

Macho Man, you.

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By *obilebottomMan
13 weeks ago

All over

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

Was your finger straight? 🤔

I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.

Macho Man, you."

Thanks for tbe reminder, I gotta be a macho man (I gotta be a macho man)

Macho, macho man (yeah)

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
13 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I’m so straight BUT I think I fancy cock more than gender as I’m not attracted to transmen but am attracted to transwomen.

So I’m cock straight, is that a thing?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

Was your finger straight? 🤔

I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.

Macho Man, you."

That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat.

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

Was your finger straight? 🤔

I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.

Macho Man, you.

That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat."

Don't tell me, your thumb's In the Navy?!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
13 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Who is the straightest person in here. Tell me how straight you really are. Please prove your straightness. "

Women gie me the boak.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

What is fab straight?

Is that when glitter comes out instead?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm so straight that I could bathe Jacob Elordi and drink his bathwater without so much as getting a semi on

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By *andH 23Man
13 weeks ago

Luton

I’m straight will have a beer laugh with anyone but only attracted to ladies

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
13 weeks ago

Right up your street

100% straight here, fab straight & real life straight.

Hi 👋🏻

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"What is fab straight?

Is that when glitter comes out instead?"

I thought it was taking the boabie.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

Was your finger straight? 🤔

I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.

Macho Man, you.

That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat.

Don't tell me, your thumb's In the Navy?!"

He was going to join but didn’t like seamen.

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

Was your finger straight? 🤔

I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.

Macho Man, you.

That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat.

Don't tell me, your thumb's In the Navy?!

He was going to join but didn’t like seamen."

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
13 weeks ago

Bristol

"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.

What position?

Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll

Was your finger straight? 🤔

I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.

Macho Man, you.

That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat.

Don't tell me, your thumb's In the Navy?!

He was going to join but didn’t like seamen.

Haha!

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

Sᛠᚱᚣight. ✅

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Am I stil straight if I, a female, enjoy bi guys?

Totally straight myself, no interest in watching women either.

In a way, i kinda wish I was a bit fab curious, as I feel left out sometimes.

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By *ruceyyMan
13 weeks ago

London

I'm so straight, I haven't sucked a penis or nothing. Or touched a ball sack!

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By *endalshaggersCouple
13 weeks ago

Lake District

Yep, we're both 100% straight despite some fab profiles thinking we're otherwise 🤔

C xoxo

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

On reflection I’ve hugged men at football when goals are scored and played in the forwards at rugby 🫣

In my defence no tongues with the goal celebrations and I wasn’t tightly bound in scrums but did ruck and maul 😬

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By *CB1975Man
13 weeks ago

Walsall

Good morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Morning

Non shirt lifter here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
13 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

100% straight is what I am most of the time....... and let's not count the years i've been in and out of prison and it was always with different women so nothing gay there.

Straight, straight, straight

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By *egoMan
13 weeks ago

Preston

I’m straight, but seemingly super attractive to guys and trans.

They talk better too, just doesn't do it for me physically which is a shame.

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By *avexxMan
13 weeks ago

cheshire

straight as a cross eyed man doing road lines

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By *hortyscotWoman
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

Straight here! Although, boobs are amazing

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By *it4uMan
13 weeks ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

"All you straight people (and i mean straight) NOT fab straight. Come lets chat?"

I’m straight as a die in every sense

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By *NormalMan01Man
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

Straight to the point.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

Ends

"Who is the straightest person in here. Tell me how straight you really are. Please prove your straightness.

Women gie me the boak.

Mrs TMN x"

Going to ask my gf to translate. Brb.

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple
13 weeks ago

mowcop

Good morning x

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By *igun666Man
13 weeks ago

Coventry

spaghetti is straight until it gets wet haha

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
13 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

im straight with a slight kink, bit cryptic.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Out 🤣

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
13 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

in?

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Eh up OP 😁

Are we permitted to be straight folk 🤔 does anyone like us straight folk 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Hi love to chat x

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