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By *hat.couple OP Couple
12 weeks ago

Dartford

This should be funny.

I only have 1 dimple when I smile, when I was a small child I asked my mum why I only had 1, she replied that I lost the other one in the garden when I was younger and to go look for it. Cue me in the garden looking for days!! I was very upset that I couldn't find it, but my mum had hours and hours of peace!!

What white lies did your parents tell you when you was younger that you realised later in life?.

Mrs x

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"Of course you were planned"

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By *hat.couple OP Couple
12 weeks ago

Dartford

""Of course you were planned" "

Oooooy dark!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You're my favourite child.

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

“We don’t have a favourite.”

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By *andPextraCouple
12 weeks ago

North West

Eldest didnt like the thought of fish- salmon was “pink chicken”

The motion detectors for the house alarm were santa bad behaviour detectors

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

""Of course you were planned"

Oooooy dark!"

It's all good, my Mom still loves me

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Biggest lie? That my parents love me. 😂

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By *icecouple561Couple
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12 weeks ago

East Sussex

My mum and dad were devout Christians I think I was told many white lies similar to the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

My sister hated spaghetti bolognese.

But she loved splodgy-doodle.

They were, of course, the same.

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By *hat.couple OP Couple
12 weeks ago

Dartford

My aunt used to tell my cousins that when the ice cream man comes round and plays his music he has no ice cream left. I was told to keep my mouth shut and act like I didn't know better

Mrs x

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By *luebell888Woman
12 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I was told that babies came out of your belly button.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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12 weeks ago

East Sussex

That the kits my rabbit had escaped in to the field behind the house.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Ryde

For very personal, debilitating reasons:

"You'll grow out of it".

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
12 weeks ago

kent

Every morning I tell our little one that I’ve put placebo sugar in our breakfast. Works a treat.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
12 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

That the wind would change and my face woukd stay grumpy/sad/cross forever.

That if I forgot what I was about to say, that it must have been a lie anyway. Wtf, Mum?

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By *exanthemMan
12 weeks ago

North

"This should be funny.

What white lies did your parents tell you when you was younger that you realised later in life?.

Mrs x"

White British( not all) aren’t racist - in fact they are against Indians.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
12 weeks ago

Leeds

That sausages came from sausage dogs, it wasn't until many years later I realized they wasn't.

Mrs

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