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"When was the last time someone made your toes curl? " are you offering???  | |||
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"When was the last time someone made your toes curl? " Last week Wednesday. | |||
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"How do they get the Figs into the Fig Rolls?" they don’t  | |||
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"When was the last time someone made your toes curl? " The dentist, today. Ouch. | |||
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"How do they get the Figs into the Fig Rolls?" I FIGure they ROLL them | |||
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"If someone is born on December 31st will their birthday ever be next year? " Oh shittttt | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend?" Have sex with me | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend?" by sitting on my face 👅 lol | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend? Have sex with me" Or wine. | |||
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"Dear Mr. Pickles, why do vacuous folk who claim to be sapiosexual are anything but that?" because they use the word sapiosexual | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend?" Make me laugh | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend?" cake | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend? Make me laugh " You’re a tough crowd. | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend? Have sex with me Or wine. " I don’t know how to have sex with wine, shag the bottle? | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend?" Come and say hi x | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend? Have sex with me Or wine. " Especially red with some good lighting and music | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend? Have sex with me Or wine. I don’t know how to have sex with wine, shag the bottle? " I would like to see you do that. But you can have sex with me. Or drink wine with me. | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend? Have sex with me Or wine. I don’t know how to have sex with wine, shag the bottle? I would like to see you do that. But you can have sex with me. Or drink wine with me. " It also applies to men but I’m not going to have sex with a man unless they are Lewis Hamilton, Frank Ocean or Damson Idris | |||
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"What’s the best way to become your friend?" Good coffee and light conversation | |||
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"What wouldn’t Meatloaf do for love?" That | |||
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"What is the temperature according to your phone location" A perfect round zero | |||
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would" Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me | |||
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me " I’d rather you than her. But I have more chance with her | |||
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me I’d rather you than her. But I have more chance with her "You are SOOOOOO flirty tonight! Are you ovulating? 😜 | |||
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"How do they get the Figs into the Fig Rolls?" Carefully | |||
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"What is the temperature according to your phone location" 3°. Pure lies. It feels like -23  | |||
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"What is the temperature according to your phone location A perfect round zero" Actual = 3°C RealFeel = -6°C 😱 | |||
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"What's your go to snack? " crisp sandwich | |||
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"Anything? " Anything | |||
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me I’d rather you than her. But I have more chance with her
You are SOOOOOO flirty tonight! Are you ovulating? 😜"I’m only flirting with people I want to shag. | |||
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"What's your go to snack? " I love nibbling on a Pickle | |||
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"If you had to pick between Chinese or Indian? Which one would you choose to have everyday for the rest of your life 👀" Indian. | |||
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"What's your go to snack? I love nibbling on a Pickle " you liar | |||
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"What's your go to snack? " Skittles. | |||
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me I’d rather you than her. But I have more chance with her
You are SOOOOOO flirty tonight! Are you ovulating? 😜
I’m only flirting with people I want to shag. "That doesn’t narrow it down much, you poly goodtime boy  | |||
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"What's your go to snack? " • Å Welsh Cåke. 😇 | |||
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"If you had to pick between Chinese or Indian? Which one would you choose to have everyday for the rest of your life 👀" Indian, but by indian I mean all the basic bitch indian food. I'm not good with spices. | |||
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me I’d rather you than her. But I have more chance with her
You are SOOOOOO flirty tonight! Are you ovulating? 😜
I’m only flirting with people I want to shag.
That doesn’t narrow it down much, you poly goodtime boy "Sigh | |||
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"What's your go to snack? " Recently it's been After Eight minty chocs because they sell them in the hospital shop  | |||
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"If you had to pick between Chinese or Indian? Which one would you choose to have everyday for the rest of your life 👀 Indian, but by indian I mean all the basic bitch indian food. I'm not good with spices." Ayee; basic all the way. What’s the go too order? | |||
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"If you had to pick between Chinese or Indian? Which one would you choose to have everyday for the rest of your life 👀 Indian, but by indian I mean all the basic bitch indian food. I'm not good with spices. Ayee; basic all the way. What’s the go too order? " Poppadums with the usual bits Onion bhajis Meat samosas Tandoori chicken Peshwari naan Now, I fancy an indian | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? " Food. And silence. | |||
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"Anyone wanna come and make some snow angels with me now? Getting dumped on by that white stuff thats not spunk." Yes | |||
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"She likes basic bitch Indian food.💚" Of course she does | |||
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"Where does your lap go when you stand up? " It goes up to my boobs. My boob “ledge” can then be used to cradle small children, domestic pets and people’s jaws dropping as they watch my magnificent booby-bounce | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence." And penis, penis helps  | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence." Shhh put this in your mouth and swallow. Don't bite...too hard | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? " Surgery | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence. And penis, penis helps "I’ll send you a picture of my dick | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? " • Across the moat, walking along the drawbridge, through the portcullis, up the spirally flagstone staircase, through the vestibule, past the antechamber and up the ivory tower...to give _miss.bella_ my last Fruitella™ from her favourite fella. ❤️ | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence. And penis, penis helps
I’ll send you a picture of my dick "Promise?  | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence. And penis, penis helps
I’ll send you a picture of my dick
Promise? "Yes. I promise | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Surgery" | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence. And penis, penis helps "I can do all of that | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? • Across the moat, walking along the drawbridge, through the portcullis, up the spirally flagstone staircase, through the vestibule, past the antechamber and up the ivory tower...to give _miss.bella_ my last Fruitella™ from her favourite fella. ❤️" ^or that, that works too ❤️ | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence. And penis, penis helps "I like Penis. But only when attached to a sexy guy | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence. And penis, penis helps
I like Penis. But only when attached to a sexy guy "Agreed, but I've already been grumbled at this week, so I tried to be diplomatic | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence. And penis, penis helps
I like Penis. But only when attached to a sexy guy
Agreed, but I've already been grumbled at this week, so I tried to be diplomatic "Fuck diplomacy | |||
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? Food. And silence. And penis, penis helps
I like Penis. But only when attached to a sexy guy
Agreed, but I've already been grumbled at this week, so I tried to be diplomatic
Fuck diplomacy "I wonder where I’m going wrong lol | |||
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"Why is football shit?" Because it's not. Pleased to be of help | |||
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"If you had to pick between Chinese or Indian? Which one would you choose to have everyday for the rest of your life 👀" Chinese, spare ribs 😋 | |||
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