FabSwingers.com forum: Annoyances in porn...

By *ruceyy OP Man
36 weeks ago

London

I mean feel free to say the fake moaning and all but is there anything else?

For me, it's the amount of porn where the guy just gets ridden all fucking video. Just sat there, girl bouncing on him, until a final cumshot.

I mean come on....

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

No decent storylines, no drama, no comedy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

Lots of things. But fake squirting and stuff is one.

Also when people get stuck under beds or in washing machines. Unrealistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The women

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By *electableicecreamMan
36 weeks ago

The West

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By *ave1183Man
36 weeks ago

stansted

Barbie fucking Ken give me the girl next door any day

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By *electableicecreamMan
36 weeks ago

The West

I'm just there for the boobs. Like Fab

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By *ruceyy OP Man
36 weeks ago

London

"The women"

I believe you need the pornhub gay!

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By *ointer69Man
36 weeks ago

Doncaster

The credits at the end of the film

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

It’s too quick to the action in too many.No though put into building up the story.That’s what often ends up killing it for me

Also in 95% of cheating ones it’s only the caption that tells you.Hire some cheap voice actor over phone to play boyfriend dude

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Never long enough

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
36 weeks ago

Between Sudbury n Haverhill

Girls wearing high heals to bed

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By *rNaughty84Man
36 weeks ago

Derby

The plumber never actually fixes the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Homemade porn is where it's at... although mrs enjoys czech female glory hole porn it's probably her go to porn..

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

Fake American porn, apart from Bridget B and Alexis Faux… they are so fake it’s great.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Controversial take here but I’m going to say the blowjob in most videos is actually irritating

It ruins any natural progression I may have felt

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The lack of clowns. Clowns make it funnier.

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By *ABflirtyWoman
36 weeks ago

Norfolk Coast

"Girls wearing high heals to bed "
yes I understand why I have some so high i cant walk to well in . So they are only for play times now.

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
36 weeks ago

Wolvo

Not enough condoms.

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

London

"The women"

What's wrong with the women?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Not enough condoms. "

That’s another thing for me and when they do appear they appear on line Magic

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By *ecretsinnersCouple
36 weeks ago

Yorkshire

We watched porn last night for the first time in ages..

The thing that we kept noticing was the amount of women that kept rolling their eyes in a way they looked strangely possessed. Excorcist style. It’s too weird, looks fake and found it to be more comedy than a turn on. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Mrs

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By *issalignedTV/TS
36 weeks ago

London

The tradesmen that turn up in these aren’t realistic at all. No id on show , none of them follow any H&S procedures

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Not real enough ..no awkward "whose arm goes where" moments. No taking a break and picking things back up. Rarely see lube being used properly. In MF porn, the ratio of who gets oral is massively skewed to the M, and when we do see the F getting it, it's weird and looks like it would feel bad.

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands

Most of them are either a step sister or step mum.

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By *ooking4funMan
36 weeks ago

Ludgershall

Stuff that claims to be amateur but is clearly shot under studio conditions with professional performers, camera, sound and lighting crews!

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By *inceIlkestonMan
36 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"I mean feel free to say the fake moaning and all but is there anything else?

For me, it's the amount of porn where the guy just gets ridden all fucking video. Just sat there, girl bouncing on him, until a final cumshot.

I mean come on...."

90% of all porn is exactly the same formula. No kissing or talking, small breasts ignored it covered. Too much cock sucking for half the video then no cumshot at the end. I would rather watch two girls kiss and touch gonzo style.

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By *enk15Man
36 weeks ago

Evesham

When the guy talks. Dude, STFU

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The god awful American accents. Switch to German dubbing, Aben ze shizen, ja wohl!

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By *erfHerder74Man
36 weeks ago

Inverclyde

That people are xpect it to be reality

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

When guys ain't verbal enough or totally silent ew wtf even is that about?

When women talk or moan too much.

When the cam focuses on the woman too much.

All turn offs for me, id rather watch gay porn or solo men shoving their dicks in anything but a woman lol

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"When guys ain't verbal enough or totally silent ew wtf even is that about?

When women talk or moan too much.

When the cam focuses on the woman too much.

All turn offs for me, id rather watch gay porn or solo men shoving their dicks in anything but a woman lol"

You might like videos from "seehimfuck" camera focuses on the guy in the scenes. Usually has a lot of rimming though if that's not your thing

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Oh and too much spitting 🤢

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By *ineapple_turnoverCouple
36 weeks ago

London

Just in general the overall fakeness. It's a combination of lighting and production quality being too high, quality of acting too low, American accents, unrealistic women (and men) and the general sense that you could be watching pretty robots have sex and it would be the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Not enough chemistry. I want to see desire, passion. I want to see two (three, four?) people who simply can't get enough of each other.

Also, not enough skin on skin. Yeah, I know the cameraman wants to get a clear view of the business end, but it just makes it look mechanical and unsatisfying.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

It annoys me that the appliances never actually get fixed and I’m not completely sure if he still bills? (9 times out of 10 it is a repair man).

And if he is still billing, while not actually fulfilling his contract and repairing the appliance, then that is surely fraud?

Is courtroom porn a thing? Maybe there’s a equal I’m unaware of.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Central

Unrealistic story or lack of a good story

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By *zeroMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

All the casual family fucking. The amount of step brother/sister/mum/dad stuff out there is eye watering.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The under ball bag shot.. no one wants to see that.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
36 weeks ago

Reading

I really can't watch porn that often. Everything about it seems awful. I hate when pretty people have terrible voices or accents or insist on speaking and playing a part with no acting skills.

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By *elvet RopeMan
36 weeks ago

by the big field

Edited versions, where it suddenly jumps from 'I'm not that sort of girl' to having someones entire arm up her arsehole...I demand at least a degree of continuity and flow with my media, in all forms

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
36 weeks ago

louth

Far too long with oral you can only watch a guy having his cock sucked for so long!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

The men

Mrs

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
36 weeks ago

walsall

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
36 weeks ago

walsall

"All the casual family fucking. The amount of step brother/sister/mum/dad stuff out there is eye watering."

I agree

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By *iss DevilWoman
36 weeks ago

Bedford

Far too many "acrobatic" scenes, where you think "that can't be comfortable". When I was in a club long time ago, they were playing porn where the guy was holding the lady upside down most of the video so she could suck him off. Seriously???

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"All the casual family fucking. The amount of step brother/sister/mum/dad stuff out there is eye watering."

This - it's just odd

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
36 weeks ago

Always on the move

Lack of closure. Did he fix the photocopier or not!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"All the casual family fucking. The amount of step brother/sister/mum/dad stuff out there is eye watering.

This - it's just odd "

Don’t kink shame him Barry, you’re fucking a cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"All the casual family fucking. The amount of step brother/sister/mum/dad stuff out there is eye watering.

This - it's just odd

Don’t kink shame him Barry, you’re fucking a cup."

Only joking, I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"All the casual family fucking. The amount of step brother/sister/mum/dad stuff out there is eye watering.

This - it's just odd

Don’t kink shame him Barry, you’re fucking a cup."

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Two problems…

The first it it gives an unrealistic expectation on how easy it is to actually get a plumber or electrician to come out.

Secondly, the current craze for step mum / step sister. No thank you.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Not in your area

"Controversial take here but I’m going to say the blowjob in most videos is actually irritating

It ruins any natural progression I may have felt"

This. And also I feel like the blowjob segments always go on for far too long.

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
35 weeks ago

walsall

The single slap that sends the lady wild

any scene that goes on too long

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By *ames-77Man
35 weeks ago

milton keynes

Cock sucked from the wrong way

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By *moothstaffspeepsCouple
35 weeks ago

Stafford

When there’s no kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

So unrealistic how the plumber or delivery guy are always on time😉🤣

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By *carlettsWoman
35 weeks ago

Harpenden

Too loud, too much fake acting or straight to it prefer a bit of a build up

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By *carlettsWoman
35 weeks ago

Harpenden

"So unrealistic how the plumber or delivery guy are always on time😉🤣"

Haha love this

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By *arahfromwarringtonTV/TS
35 weeks ago

warrington

When he’s aiming at her face and it all goes over her head.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Does nothing for me, I don’t watch it. Apart from girl on girl sometimes.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
35 weeks ago

Carmarthen

The acting is awful and the storylines match the acting.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
35 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Only into homemade really. I'm gonna say, those fake eyerolls though

~ Mrs. DS

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By *edhead72Man
35 weeks ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

Dramatically sucking air in through teeth🙄

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
35 weeks ago

Bedfuck

I like any porn because it pisses off the Thaliban.

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By *illan-KillashMan
35 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

The plumber NEVER finishes fixing the washing machine.

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By *unguy552024Man
35 weeks ago

lincoln

Music

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"I like any porn because it pisses off the Thaliban."

Not sure this is their main irk.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Constant talking does my head in. I'm not here for a Ted Talk. 😅

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By *assConductorMan
35 weeks ago

the wild

The uncomfortable looking positions and angles the performers hold their bodies in so the penetration or oral can be seen by the camera.

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By *ent in BlackMan
35 weeks ago

Silsden

"I mean feel free to say the fake moaning and all but is there anything else?

For me, it's the amount of porn where the guy just gets ridden all fucking video. Just sat there, girl bouncing on him, until a final cumshot.

I mean come on...."

Most of it now. It’s getting aggressive and violent. Even some of the ‘normal’ categories on places like porn hub.

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By *uskymotoMan
35 weeks ago

Cumbria

I used to be a porn star, I played the husband who called the plumber before heading to work

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By *enelope2UWoman
35 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Fake squirting but men don't care or know

Fake cum shots again most don't know or care

Pumped pussy or penis shots.

Overall lack of mutual pleasure.. she's sucking fucking riding baking him a cake and gets 20 seconds or oral and a slapped or spat on pussy.

I just mute porn anyways it's far easier to get off to muted..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Central

When the cock goes into the mouth cheek, during oral, presumably because it expands the cheek out

. A teeth, not blow, job

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
35 weeks ago

Bedfuck

Close ups on hairy butt's.

Close ups on ceilings.

40 minutes lead up then 10 seconds of sex.

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By *oxdawgMan
35 weeks ago

Linthorpe

The fake "gah, gah, gah" gagging during blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

For me I find the fake moaning and eye rolling of the women a huge turn off.

I would rather watch a guy play solo or watch men on men.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
35 weeks ago

La La Land

Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!

The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!

Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.

It's for research purposes

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By *uffsandkinkCouple
35 weeks ago

leeds

Hate the fakenesss of porn much prefer stuff that's real people with no plastic to be seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!

The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!

Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.

It's for research purposes

You mean I am not supposed to do that? 😉😈

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By *opinovMan
35 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

All of the above plus shit music.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
35 weeks ago

Kent

I heard wonko has done porn

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
35 weeks ago

Coventry

Terrible voices and over exaggerated sex noises.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
35 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I don't really watch enough porn to get enraged by it.

But other than all the yukky family related stuff and just the fakeness of everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Is there a sequel to pornhub, does anyone know. Finished the first one.

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By *rReyMan
35 weeks ago

Fleet

The cinematography, directorial contribution, actors skill levels, the sound team and the writers. It's all just lacking...

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

No story line

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By *uvs2watchherCouple
35 weeks ago

newcastle

Real amateur porn is always the best! Xx

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By *hrobinsonMan
35 weeks ago

Bridgnorth

When the stickers are still on the soles of high heels

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By *rHotNottsMan
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"It’s too quick to the action in too many.No though put into building up the story.That’s what often ends up killing it for me

Also in 95% of cheating ones it’s only the caption that tells you.Hire some cheap voice actor over phone to play boyfriend dude"

Tbh the rare occasion I watch porn I just need to fire one off as fast as possible so a 30 second short of a pregnant Arab hookup in a washing machine is fine by me.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

"It’s too quick to the action in too many.No though put into building up the story.That’s what often ends up killing it for me

Also in 95% of cheating ones it’s only the caption that tells you.Hire some cheap voice actor over phone to play boyfriend dude

Tbh the rare occasion I watch porn I just need to fire one off as fast as possible so a 30 second short of a pregnant Arab hookup in a washing machine is fine by me. "

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By *issBehave69Man
35 weeks ago

Skype, Bulgaria

How the slightest touch of a woman’s ears / arms / legs / nose

Sends her into the wildest orgasm she’s ever had.

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By *aitonelMan
35 weeks ago

Liverpool

They are having the sex and I am not

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By *he naughty pairCouple
34 weeks ago

Bicester

Having watched a lot of Indian porn it's got to be the licking of armpits and belly buttons and the women are moaning like they have over sensitive clits

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
34 weeks ago

walsall

"When the stickers are still on the soles of high heels"

Back for a refund after the shoot ?

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By *ookingWathMan
34 weeks ago

Dodworth

It seems to be a 'thing' called ahegao... It's mimicking the orgasm face used in manga/hentai stuff... Roll eyes, stick tongue out etc...

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
34 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Pulling out and wanking a load over the girls face, usually shooting a blob in her eye. Do they really enjoy that?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I think amateur porn is so much better

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By *ookingWathMan
34 weeks ago

Dodworth

"I think amateur porn is so much better "

You're right, it's real, it's actually happening right there, it's raw, messy, and people are genuinely enjoying themselves...

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By *nemofoMan
34 weeks ago

oswestry

Females undressing, trousers down then turn around to lower a thong, I mean, you can see it all already, there's no surprise, face the bloody camera and do it.

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By *r X46Man
34 weeks ago

Liverpool

The fact that I'm not fucking Sarah Stone or Sinn Sage is rather annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I used to be a porn star, I played the husband who called the plumber before heading to work

So the plumber was waiting ready for you when you got to your workplace?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I used to be a porn star, I played the husband who called the plumber before heading to work

So the plumber was waiting ready for you when you got to your workplace?"

😂

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By *eniandMikeCouple
34 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Just not a fan of every BJ now including the poor girls throat being fucked until they gag etc, eyes running and making that awful noise!!! I mean I guess some people are into that, but as a woman it’s not for me!!!!

Jeni xx

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I think amateur porn is so much better "

For me, porn is pure fantasy. I want fake boobs, unrealistic scenarios and heavily scripted nonsense that doesn't match life whatsoever.

Most of the time, it's just a quick release to calm down the urges and get on with life. I don't sit around watching it all day. I'd rather be socialising or meeting.

If I'm having a proper play, then I'm either with someone or talking to them at least. Porn doesn't really play a part in that. My focus is elsewhere. 😄

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By *heeky trucker100Man
34 weeks ago

barnsley

Porn for me is fab porn real people couples singles you name it love watching straight bi it's bloody fabulous.

A massive thank you to all the lovely peeps who keep pics vids public.

We thats me and my cxxk salute you x

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By *tchrPukMan
34 weeks ago

Rugby

Over the top moaning to make up for the fact they are not particularly enjoying it.

Formulaic format: Lame set-up ('something, something, stepbrother')...Oral...Fucking Position 1, Position 2, Position 3...Pull out for Cumshot

And always pulling out for the cumshot. I prefer to see just leak out after, but that's just personal preference.

As others have said amateur is often better.

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By *essyphilMan
34 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"We watched porn last night for the first time in ages..

Exactly this...

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Pulling out and wanking a load over the girls face, usually shooting a blob in her eye. Do they really enjoy that?"

Have u ever got cum in your eye?! It blooming stings I can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Guys watching porno all day

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Guys watching porno all day

It'll fall off one day.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Central

Inclusion of duplicate footage, to extend the running time and really let you know it's tedious

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By *arahfromwarringtonTV/TS
34 weeks ago

warrington

When they fuck those little Thai girls and they squeak like a dog toy. Do they do that in real life? I’ve never had an oriental girl but I’d be interested to find out.

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By *ife NinjaMan
34 weeks ago

Dunfermline

When they try to act. Come on kids, shoot your load, not try to do twelfth night

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By *layfull pairingCouple
34 weeks ago

Bristol

Annoyed all the guys have a bigger cock than me

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By *rdimpsMan
34 weeks ago

Hull

Asian crying wtf?

false tit's.

Americans

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By *C44Man
34 weeks ago

Ipswich

"The lack of clowns. Clowns make it funnier. "

But... There's plenty of clown porn, or so I have heard

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!

The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!

Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.

It's for research purposes

Actual good lesbian porn is rare. The long kissing ones are my favourite, but there’s not much of that.

Some of the age gap lesbian is a bit yuk

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By *lder budweiserMan
34 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!

The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!

Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.

It's for research purposes

Actual good lesbian porn is rare. The long kissing ones are my favourite, but there’s not much of that.

Some of the age gap lesbian is a bit yuk"

Exceedingly rare to see girl on girl where they look like they're actually into it

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By *aarv80Man
34 weeks ago

Crumlin

Anytime the girl is deliberately cast because she looks so young. And then they dress like they are younger.

Gives the wrong vibes for me.

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By *carlettsWoman
34 weeks ago

Harpenden

"Pulling out and wanking a load over the girls face, usually shooting a blob in her eye. Do they really enjoy that?

Have u ever got cum in your eye?! It blooming stings I can tell you.

It's worse that shampoo proper pink eye!! X

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By *cLovin2Man
34 weeks ago

London

Fake tits is when I switch off, I can tell if they are real, when they bounce. I don't mind a girl with small breasts as long as they are real. Fake is just such a turn off for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I hate it when there are hands round throats … threatening people is not sexy

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By *ove2lick27Man
34 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Homemade porn is where it's at... although mrs enjoys czech female glory hole porn it's probably her go to porn.."

Good taste

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!

The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!

Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.

It's for research purposes

Actual good lesbian porn is rare. The long kissing ones are my favourite, but there’s not much of that.

Some of the age gap lesbian is a bit yuk

Exceedingly rare to see girl on girl where they look like they're actually into it"

Yep. Tongues doing one thing, eyes another

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Annoyances in porn... making men belive its real

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By *carlettsWoman
34 weeks ago

Harpenden

"Annoyances in porn... making men belive its real

Are you saying men believe anything when it's comes to sex

high five you

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
34 weeks ago

Ilford

"Not enough condoms. "

I've never seen Dental Dams used in porn, this need to be shown too.

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By *olds CoupleCouple
34 weeks ago

Louth Lincolnshire

"Oh and too much spitting 🤢"

Agreed, we hate that, what's it all about ? And the German ones were the guys grab the womans arse and spreads her cheeks, then he's looking up there like he's trying to find something, all the time shouting and ranting in German. Also the American women who keep shouting "Fuck my ass,fuck my ass".

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
34 weeks ago

Hatfield

Hate it when the film ends

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

French movies that have plot-sex-plot-sex-plot and then a 35 minute orgy at the end but leave the story hanging.

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By *olds CoupleCouple
34 weeks ago

Louth Lincolnshire

"Dramatically sucking air in through teeth🙄"

That's known as the tradesmans suck, they do it when you ask if it's gonna be a big job.

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By *abrina59TV/TS
34 weeks ago

moved to cuckold land

I get annoyed it's not my wife in the porn films

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By *batMan
34 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

The fake ooh ahhing. And aggressive blow jobs.

Gbat

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By *k_Durian2Man
34 weeks ago

gillham

Videos posted as creampie that don't show the finish

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By *rishsweetheartWoman
34 weeks ago

Cork

"Just not a fan of every BJ now including the poor girls throat being fucked until they gag etc, eyes running and making that awful noise!!! I mean I guess some people are into that, but as a woman it’s not for me!!!!

Jeni xx"

I hear you. I cannot see how someone nearly empty reaching giving head while he forces her head back and forth is sexy. But maybe it is for some

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"French movies that have plot-sex-plot-sex-plot and then a 35 minute orgy at the end but leave the story hanging."

It was a happy ending for all concerned. Don't worry

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"French movies that have plot-sex-plot-sex-plot and then a 35 minute orgy at the end but leave the story hanging.

It was a happy ending for all concerned. Don't worry

Phew.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
34 weeks ago

Hastings

To be honest I don't get porn.

The guys are fitter then me, and with bigger dicks, and just keep going. As for the girls we'll they gid not make them like that when I was that age.

So to sum up why Wath something that just makes you feel inadequate. 🤔

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By *batMan
34 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I see what you’re saying.

I stopped cooking after eating better food in a restaurant.

I stopped singing after going to a concert.

I stopped drawing after going to an art gallery.

I didn’t stop watching porn because beautiful people (or “ordinary” people) having sex doesn’t make me feel inadequate at all!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"To be honest I don't get porn.

The guys are fitter then me, and with bigger dicks, and just keep going. As for the girls we'll they gid not make them like that when I was that age.

So to sum up why Wath something that just makes you feel inadequate. 🤔 "

Because it's pure fantasy, that doesn't affect how I feel about myself.

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By *isk1955Man
34 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Background music.

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By *ongandharderMan
34 weeks ago

Rotherham

When they add music in

When they try to add acting and it's terrible

Sometimes squeaky furniture or the porn is too formulaic

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By *arahfromwarringtonTV/TS
34 weeks ago

warrington

When the sound is out of sync, especially on caning and spanking movies.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
34 weeks ago

Hatfield

"When the sound is out of sync, especially on caning and spanking movies."

Suggest you turn volume off and make your own sounds …. But yes this is annoying and detracts from action

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By *layfullsamMan
34 weeks ago

Solihull

The plumber never fixes the job he arrives to do

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By *layfullsamMan
34 weeks ago

Solihull

It gives women unrealistic expectations, porn should set the bar low

Guys should do no foreplay, 2 pumps and a squirt then fart, wipe their co.k on the duvet and fall asleep

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
34 weeks ago

Hatfield

"It gives women unrealistic expectations, porn should set the bar low

Guys should do no foreplay, 2 pumps and a squirt then fart, wipe their co.k on the duvet and fall asleep

Class

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By *ony MannMan
34 weeks ago

South Newton

Bad continuity and obvious plastic surgery.

I spend most of the times picking holes in it.

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By *angler 321Man
34 weeks ago

Hereford

I cannot stand the deepthroating, gagging sounds, eyes watering and drooling saliva! How anyone finds that enjoyable to watch is beyond me.

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By *emonochromeMan
34 weeks ago

Watford

It seems we all agree the porn sucks so let’s

Make our own

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By *arahfromwarringtonTV/TS
34 weeks ago

warrington

"When the sound is out of sync, especially on caning and spanking movies.

Suggest you turn volume off and make your own sounds …. "

I have trouble with the motivation.

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By *ddie1966Man
34 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Oh and too much spitting 🤢"

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By *adKMan
34 weeks ago

Bradford

Subscribe for more right on the money shot.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"Bad continuity and obvious plastic surgery.

I spend most of the times picking holes in it."

I wouldn't pick holes in plastic surgery. Not healthy

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By *ack1971Man
34 weeks ago

Cork

The commentary. It has to be the commentary on those fake couples porn vids.

You know the ones...wife is being ridden silly and the "hubby" is the director and his bloody voice is annoying.

Usually the scene is set perfectly and then he opens his mouth and won't shut up. Jesus if you're going to be a cameraman, just hold the fucking thing!

Why can't they be more David Attenborough about it.

Whisper" .."As we see here now, any moment....the prey is about to be swallowed whole..."

There, much better.

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

when the girls look barely legal

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By *pthillMan
34 weeks ago

st shithole

Music

Fake spunk

Over moaning

Fake orgasm

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By *issBehave69Man
34 weeks ago

Skype, Bulgaria

"When they add music in

When they try to add acting and it's terrible

Sometimes squeaky furniture or the porn is too formulaic "

Oooh yes, squeaky furniture. I forgot about that.

Get some WD40 on the fuckin thing please.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
34 weeks ago

Hastings

"It gives women unrealistic expectations, porn should set the bar low

Guys should do no foreplay, 2 pumps and a squirt then fart, wipe their co.k on the duvet and fall asleep

Now that would leave room for improvement buy real guys on the job

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By *aleforfun22Man
34 weeks ago

Lancashire

Don't like watching porn when the men don't pay enough attention to the ladies tits.also when women wear only shoes in bed or the guy has socks on.and not enough kissing to

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By *hiversMan
34 weeks ago

Dinas Powys

Too many close ups, like I don't mind the occasional one, but when 50% of the clip is a tight shot of penetrative... call me weird, but I like to see more of the people involved.

And not so much an annoyance as something that creeps me out, casting women to look and act underage - the whole 'realistic school girl' thing makes my skin crawl

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By *he naughty pairCouple
33 weeks ago

Bicester

That's what it's called I thought it was a seizure.

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