FabSwingers.com forum: Messaging other fabbers !!!

By *riendlyPhily OP Man
12 weeks ago

Bexley

I never put any effort into my first messages how about you lot ?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I never put any effort into my first messages how about you lot ?"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
12 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hey

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By *mmaleiaWoman
12 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Hey"

Hey, wuu2

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By *riendlyPhily OP Man
12 weeks ago

Bexley

Not much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I never first message

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
12 weeks ago

Always on the move

Just a dick pic and "fancy a fuck" does the job

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
12 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I was being sarcastic, no need to message me.

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By *rill PhilMan
12 weeks ago

Crediton

I always put some degree of effort into a first message. I'm starting to wonder why I bother though.

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By *iker JackMan
12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

FAF

Why waste more than 3 letters

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By *ongAndThick123Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds

"I never put any effort into my first messages how about you lot ?"

“Free?”

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Ur hot wna fuck

Or is that too articulate? 😅

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
12 weeks ago

kent

Although rare for us to cold-call, I do enjoy composing a first message. Saying something that might inspire a reply is such a literary challenge. It ought to be a module on a creative writing MA. Xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Central

As much as I think our potential engagement is worth an to me. Otherwise, I'd be wasting my time and effort, in all likelihood and I prefer honesty always.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Dartford

Just a tit pic attached and then type "suck it"

Works a treat

Mrs x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I had one which was basically ‘I’d be ok fucking you’.

Thanks. Glad you feel you can do that.

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By *issmorganWoman
12 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"I had one which was basically ‘I’d be ok fucking you’.

Thanks. Glad you feel you can do that. "

I had one that just said hard fuck.

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By *aughty driverMan
12 weeks ago

Romford

I put quite a bit of effort in. Feels a bit like wasted time tbh

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Pfft I'm number 1 so why try harder.

I do sometimes, if I feel so inspired.

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

FAF?

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
12 weeks ago

Northerner

Two beautiful first messages yesterday:

“I like smelly bums”

And

“I would piss down your throat then fuck your brains out”

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By *ude LawMan
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

"“I like smelly bums”"

And I cannot lie.

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Two beautiful first messages yesterday:

“I like smelly bums”

And

“I would piss down your throat then fuck your brains out”

And they say romance is dead......

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By *vaRose43Woman
12 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I’m nearby

Both threatening and tempting I find

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By *ags73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Two beautiful first messages yesterday:

“I like smelly bums”

And

“I would piss down your throat then fuck your brains out”

Oh for fucks sake.

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
12 weeks ago

london

I used to put effort in after reading a profile. They were never read. Probably lost amongst all the FAF messages. Now I can’t be bothered to message first.

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By *ucka39Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

I just be myself doesn't take much effort

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Read otter fabbers and was confused

Women love otters come to think about it.Offer them a pet otter as an opening message

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By *lueseasWoman
12 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Literally straight off my inbox right now: "How are you doing? Hope my face doesn’t offend you".

Only photo attached is of a dick.

So, excuse me if I have little sympathy for the threads about men baffled by their lack of success. This is nowhere near the worst I've received either...

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

"I never first message "

Me neither lol unless it's off the back of a thread

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Two beautiful first messages yesterday:

“I like smelly bums”

And

“I would piss down your throat then fuck your brains out”

You said you wouldn’t tell anyone… geeeeeze 😉😂

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Literally straight off my inbox right now: "How are you doing? Hope my face doesn’t offend you".

Only photo attached is of a dick.

So, excuse me if I have little sympathy for the threads about men baffled by their lack of success. This is nowhere near the worst I've received either..."

Did he then send a follow up with “does my dick offend you?” And a picture of his face?

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By *lueseasWoman
12 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

"Literally straight off my inbox right now: "How are you doing? Hope my face doesn’t offend you".

Only photo attached is of a dick.

So, excuse me if I have little sympathy for the threads about men baffled by their lack of success. This is nowhere near the worst I've received either...

Did he then send a follow up with “does my dick offend you?” And a picture of his face? "

He didn’t! Which seems to suggest… that maybe face and dick are one and the same?!

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Literally straight off my inbox right now: "How are you doing? Hope my face doesn’t offend you".

Only photo attached is of a dick.

So, excuse me if I have little sympathy for the threads about men baffled by their lack of success. This is nowhere near the worst I've received either...

Did he then send a follow up with “does my dick offend you?” And a picture of his face?

He didn’t! Which seems to suggest… that maybe face and dick are one and the same?!

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By *a LunaWoman
12 weeks ago

South Wales

Shag?

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Shag?"

Well, as you're asking

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

It’s a balancing act.

If we get a “how are you?” type message it can be boring and uninteresting.

But that’s preferable over some of the copy and paste shite we get - usually a paragraph from single men saying how much they enjoyed reading our profile

Hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I just send tits.

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I just send tits."

......fat fingers starts typing message

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Use to, not anymore,

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"... usually a paragraph from single men saying how much they enjoyed reading our profile ... "

That's shorthand for they liked your photos (after all we all know that "NO SINGLE MEN" does not apply to us!)

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"I just send tits.

......fat fingers starts typing message

Can you not fat shame my fingers please.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I have great fun on our couples profile answering messages that are either cut and paste ones also sent to single women's profiles, or who have seemingly missed the fact there's two of us.

Whilst it's nice to be called beautiful every once in a while I'm starting to get offended by all the comments about my great tits.....😬😬

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I genuinely don't anymore. I put in the same effort I receive.

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I just send tits."

Yet to receive them, tbh & tbf.

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

I've actually sent 300 this month. That's a rarity even for me. Those 300 were handpicked from a collosal number of mediocre-to-subpar.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
12 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I rarely send a first message to be fair. But I've seen plenty of shite attempts from men sending a first one.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I've actually sent 300 this month. That's a rarity even for me. Those 300 were handpicked from a collosal number of mediocre-to-subpar."

Sassy AF

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

"I've actually sent 300 this month. That's a rarity even for me. Those 300 were handpicked from a collosal number of mediocre-to-subpar."

Oh Nero, I thought I was special 😭

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
12 weeks ago

bromsgrove

I find it difficult to chat over messages prefer talking to someone face to face there is alot more flow in it

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I've actually sent 300 this month. That's a rarity even for me. Those 300 were handpicked from a collosal number of mediocre-to-subpar.

Oh Nero, I thought I was special 😭"

•

These were non-forum-dwellers.

You are the apotheosis of my desires, fear not.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I've actually sent 300 this month. That's a rarity even for me. Those 300 were handpicked from a collosal number of mediocre-to-subpar.

Oh Nero, I thought I was special 😭

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These were non-forum-dwellers.

You are the apotheosis of my desires, fear not. "

You never message me SAF. Long may it last 😘

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

"I've actually sent 300 this month. That's a rarity even for me. Those 300 were handpicked from a collosal number of mediocre-to-subpar.

Oh Nero, I thought I was special 😭

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These were non-forum-dwellers.

You are the apotheosis of my desires, fear not. "

Oh my heart ❤️

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

Away from the forums I try. If they’re from the forums I try if it’s not a message from a thread.

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By *WB85Man
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Any message I've sent I've put effort into.

It must be months now since I bothered sending anything.

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

"... usually a paragraph from single men saying how much they enjoyed reading our profile ...

That's shorthand for they liked your photos (after all we all know that "NO SINGLE MEN" does not apply to us!)

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
12 weeks ago

Coventry

I really don't think you need to put much effort into an opening message. In fact I'd advise against it. When you send a message the first thing people dive into is your profile. You can spend hours pouring into a well thought out message just for them to look at your profile and go NO.

The main thing of importance with an opening message is not to send something off putting.

Send a message that is quick, simple and polite. If they like what they see on your profile they'll message back. Obviously once you've got a bite that's the time to be a bit more conscientious with your messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

The best are:

Hey

Hun

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By *riendlyPhily OP Man
12 weeks ago

Bexley

Yeah that’s me lol

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"Read otter fabbers and was confused

Women love otters come to think about it.Offer them a pet otter as an opening message"

Ahhhh otters are freaking adorable! Honestly, offer me (Mrs) an otter or a raccoon and I'm listening

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Always try to put effort in but sometimes Dom or sub works lol

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"I just send tits."

Best message to receive (Mrs)

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By *uriousscouserWoman
12 weeks ago

Wirral

I like the copy and paste messages that are meant for couples: "both of you are so sexy".

I mean I know I'm fat, but still just the one person last time I checked.

I did have one today complimenting my (nonexistent) ink. Fuckit, a compliment is a compliment and I'll take it.

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