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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We would like to say what a great time we had in Maidstone last night at the Kent Social organised by Luke n Lucy (SexontheBeach). What it may have lacked in numbers was MORE than made up for in laughs, story swapping and consumption of alcohol - now there's a surprise!!! Lol!

And a BIG BIG raspberry to the jobsworth security bloke at the hotel in Maidstone (we can't say the name but it rhymes with 'BavelTrodge'!!!!) who, when he knocked on the door thinking he was going to be confronted by a group of teenagers, told us off for 'being noisy'. Had he been a bit better looking, we may have found a 'convert'!!!!! LMFAO!!!

Ruby really wanted to go OUT with a bang - not down with one!!!

The arm is okay, but very sore... hey-ho.... Ted says she should take more water with it next time....

Thanks once again xxxxx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Sounds like you all had a super time!

I'm hoping to arrange one for my birthday in July and would love everyone to attend. (Ill book a sitter well in advance this time although I tried last time but it went tits up near the end!)

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a good laugh!! And no need to thank me! But thank you for the thanks!

Glad rubys arm isn't seriously injured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a fantastic time so yep a great big thank you to Lucy and Luke. Really enjoyed putting faces to names. I actually can't think to write yet though but hottie count me in for another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank u Luke and Lucy ............ Can I just say my legs are killing me and I am finding it hard to walk .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank u Luke and Lucy ............ Can I just say my legs are killing me and I am finding it hard to walk ......... "

So are mine what did we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We add our thank you to lucy and luke, jaws aching from laughing so much!!!! Feet and legs ok though, although stocking tops need closer inspection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank u Luke and Lucy ............ Can I just say my legs are killing me and I am finding it hard to walk .........

So are mine what did we do "

??? no doubt someone will tell us !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful what you say forums have ears!

As to why your legs ache!!!' Could it have been the table dancing?

Minxie hope you washed your feet before getting into bed last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be careful what you say forums have ears!

As to why your legs ache!!!' Could it have been the table dancing?

Minxie hope you washed your feet before getting into bed last night! "

wot at 3.30 this morning ........... twasnt my sheets lol they are clean now though

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Thank u Luke and Lucy ............ Can I just say my legs are killing me and I am finding it hard to walk .........

So are mine what did we do

??? no doubt someone will tell us !!!! lol "

It's the knobbly bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank u Luke and Lucy ............ Can I just say my legs are killing me and I am finding it hard to walk .........

So are mine what did we do

??? no doubt someone will tell us !!!! lol

It's the knobbly bits."

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah I know

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Be careful what you say forums have ears!

As to why your legs ache!!!' Could it have been the table dancing?

Minxie hope you washed your feet before getting into bed last night!

wot at 3.30 this morning ........... twasnt my sheets lol they are clean now though "

The feet are clean. The sheets.... not so much!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank u Luke and Lucy ............ Can I just say my legs are killing me and I am finding it hard to walk .........

So are mine what did we do "

In the word's of No. 1 from 'The Prisoner'..... "That would be telling...." LMFAO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..??? "

I'm blaming Luke for my legs!!!!

2 minutes pfffft !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

I'm blaming Luke for my legs!!!!

2 minutes pfffft !!!!! "

I'm sorry...?? Care to expand on that..??? Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

I'm blaming Luke for my legs!!!!

2 minutes pfffft !!!!!

I'm sorry...?? Care to expand on that..??? Lol! "

he said it would be 2 minutes .......... and 20 minutes later ............ no wonder my legs hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

I'm blaming Luke for my legs!!!!

2 minutes pfffft !!!!!

I'm sorry...?? Care to expand on that..??? Lol!

he said it would be 2 minutes .......... and 20 minutes later ............ no wonder my legs hurt "

Hey at least he is a stayer

Thank your lucky stars it was 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

I'm blaming Luke for my legs!!!!

2 minutes pfffft !!!!!

I'm sorry...?? Care to expand on that..??? Lol!

he said it would be 2 minutes .......... and 20 minutes later ............ no wonder my legs hurt

Hey at least he is a stayer

Thank your lucky stars it was 20 mins "

I couldnt have taken much more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank u Luke and Lucy ............ Can I just say my legs are killing me and I am finding it hard to walk .........

So are mine what did we do

In the word's of No. 1 from 'The Prisoner'..... "That would be telling...." LMFAO!!

"

Hahaha,.nice one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

I'm blaming Luke for my legs!!!!

2 minutes pfffft !!!!!

I'm sorry...?? Care to expand on that..??? Lol!

he said it would be 2 minutes .......... and 20 minutes later ............ no wonder my legs hurt "

That's us blokes for ya....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like you all had a super time!

I'm hoping to arrange one for my birthday in July and would love everyone to attend. (Ill book a sitter well in advance this time although I tried last time but it went tits up near the end!)

Xx "

Ill be up for that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..??? "

Nope, mores the pity,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..??? "

My voice is going if that counts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ? "

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control "

Well someone had to

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

sounds like you all had a great time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

Well someone had to "

Thats very true and u were very in charge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it was a good night, well from the d*unk phone call I got off a certain crazy 3 it did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like it was a good night, well from the d*unk phone call I got off a certain crazy 3 it did lol "

Who was that then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like it was a good night, well from the d*unk phone call I got off a certain crazy 3 it did lol

Who was that then? "

Mmmmm come on spill the beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control "

Me what did I do I was the quiet one in the corner ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like it was a good night, well from the d*unk phone call I got off a certain crazy 3 it did lol "

Who did that then just as well you work nights and didn't get woken up that would have been well bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

Me what did I do I was the quiet one in the corner ffs "

Did you get sent to the corner then as well - that must have been during my 20 mins of exercise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

Me what did I do I was the quiet one in the corner ffs

Did you get sent to the corner then as well - that must have been during my 20 mins of exercise lol "

Exercise exercise , remind me never ever to drink again cos I def don't remember exercise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

Me what did I do I was the quiet one in the corner ffs

Did you get sent to the corner then as well - that must have been during my 20 mins of exercise lol

Exercise exercise , remind me never ever to drink again cos I def don't remember exercise "

Ah go on - that's a mean star jump you can pull off! Never quite seen it done like THAT before - or such a worried look on a blokes face!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

Me what did I do I was the quiet one in the corner ffs

Did you get sent to the corner then as well - that must have been during my 20 mins of exercise lol

Exercise exercise , remind me never ever to drink again cos I def don't remember exercise "

Were you drinking? I didn't notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

Me what did I do I was the quiet one in the corner ffs

Did you get sent to the corner then as well - that must have been during my 20 mins of exercise lol

Exercise exercise , remind me never ever to drink again cos I def don't remember exercise

Ah go on - that's a mean star jump you can pull off! Never quite seen it done like THAT before - or such a worried look on a blokes face!!! "

You think his face looked worried you wanna see mine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only on xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was only on xx "

Yeah, we believe you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was only on xx

Yeah, we believe you..... "

Well,.did have one, xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was only on xx "

Pull the other one! It's got bells on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was only on xx

Pull the other one! It's got bells on it "

Bells? I thought it was Morgan Spiced..??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Glad you all had a blast....remember what happens on tour stays on tour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

Me what did I do I was the quiet one in the corner ffs

Did you get sent to the corner then as well - that must have been during my 20 mins of exercise lol

Exercise exercise , remind me never ever to drink again cos I def don't remember exercise

Ah go on - that's a mean star jump you can pull off! Never quite seen it done like THAT before - or such a worried look on a blokes face!!! "

jeeez I never knew THAT was a star jump - where the hell did you learn that trick?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Glad you all had a blast....remember what happens on tour stays on tour. "

Well it certainly became a tour....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad you all had a blast....remember what happens on tour stays on tour. "

On our case the hotel room and bar lol!!

And thank you! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

Me what did I do I was the quiet one in the corner ffs

Did you get sent to the corner then as well - that must have been during my 20 mins of exercise lol

Exercise exercise , remind me never ever to drink again cos I def don't remember exercise

Ah go on - that's a mean star jump you can pull off! Never quite seen it done like THAT before - or such a worried look on a blokes face!!! "

Wow that was a " star jump" ? Never knew that position existed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so far it's Minxie's legs, Ruby's arm.... any other bits of anyone's anatomy that got put through the mangle last night that we don't already know about..???

My voice is going if that counts ?

that's Fuckmeryan's fault ........ as you were exercising control

Me what did I do I was the quiet one in the corner ffs

Did you get sent to the corner then as well - that must have been during my 20 mins of exercise lol

Exercise exercise , remind me never ever to drink again cos I def don't remember exercise

Ah go on - that's a mean star jump you can pull off! Never quite seen it done like THAT before - or such a worried look on a blokes face!!!

jeeez I never knew THAT was a star jump - where the hell did you learn that trick? "

Pwease tell me that's not why my knee hurts today, I am under Drs orders not to do any impact exercise

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

I also seem to recall being liberated of my jacket at one point...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also seem to recall being liberated of my jacket at one point...! "

Just your jacket??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

you lot are dirty stop outs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot are dirty stop outs... "

I'm not I had a shower before I stopped out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot are dirty stop outs... "

We stayed in actually lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"you lot are dirty stop outs...

We stayed in actually lol "

I bet you did....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot are dirty stop outs...

We stayed in actually lol "

Did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot are dirty stop outs...

We stayed in actually lol "

when we got there we did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was only on xx "

Is that a small cock ??? Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look forward to the next one as I will be down south by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look forward to the next one as I will be down south by then "

We will all look forward to having you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look forward to the next one as I will be down south by then

We will all look forward to having you "

Put me down for the next one.. Will get there somehow xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you lot are dirty stop outs... "

Yep - and proud of it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I reckon we did a wrongun when the hotel bloke knocked on the door. Shoulda dragged him in, debagged him and got some compromising photos of him - WITH MINXIE!!!!!!

Ahhhhh, blackmail is such a lovely word sometimes..... innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon we did a wrongun when the hotel bloke knocked on the door. Shoulda dragged him in, debagged him and got some compromising photos of him - WITH MINXIE!!!!!!

Ahhhhh, blackmail is such a lovely word sometimes..... innit! "

Did we take a vote on this??? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reckon we did a wrongun when the hotel bloke knocked on the door. Shoulda dragged him in, debagged him and got some compromising photos of him - WITH MINXIE!!!!!!

Ahhhhh, blackmail is such a lovely word sometimes..... innit!

Did we take a vote on this??? lol "

Yes. You were moaning about your legs at the time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon we did a wrongun when the hotel bloke knocked on the door. Shoulda dragged him in, debagged him and got some compromising photos of him - WITH MINXIE!!!!!!

Ahhhhh, blackmail is such a lovely word sometimes..... innit!

Did we take a vote on this??? lol

Yes. You were moaning about your legs at the time.... "

haha only started moaning about them this morning lol and did u have the cup in hand at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look forward to the next one as I will be down south by then "

Awwww bugger who we going to d*unken call at stupid o clock if you with us

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