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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
12 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

is outside my house. It's been there since I got home last night. I'm 3 doors down now.

What do I do besides saying 'bastard' every time I peep out of the window?....

Useless suggestions only please

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By *icecouple561Couple
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12 weeks ago

East Sussex

Write in to 'Points of View'

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By *bi HaiveMan
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12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I read it as cat, so was about to say give it some milk and tuna.

Think I need to clean my glasses. 😳😳

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West

Whinge on a local FB page, but misspell all of the post please.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

When you’re doing things just subtly bang stuff around, for no reason, and if anybody is there and they ask what’s wrong, take a deep breath and let out a loud exhale and mumble “nothing”, while continuing to bang things around.

Then let the tyres down.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
12 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Move a few more doors down so it's no longer in front of your house

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Rocket propelled grenade?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Is it frosty? Go out and draw a massive Willy on it. That’ll teach them!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Leave a note on the car ‘I’m pregnant call me later’

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West

"Rocket propelled grenade?"

Seems sensible.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Go and look out of the windows at the rear of your house instead.

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Leave a note on the car ‘I’m pregnant call me later’ "

Oh that's good. S-tier good.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
12 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Go and look out of the windows at the rear of your house instead. "

I did that and it looks as if my car's been nicked! Can't see it anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Cover the car in glitter 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Go and look out of the windows at the rear of your house instead.

I did that and it looks as if my car's been nicked! Can't see it anywhere"

Is it just invisible under a layer of ice so you can't see the colour of your car?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
12 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

No. All I can see is trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Well, i reckon your car is outside the neighbours house, which is why they've retaliated and parked outside yours! 🤣

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By *espa125CoolMan
12 weeks ago

chester

Not having a good day granny crummpet

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Swansea

When I was with my Ex, the old lady next door used to cause a massive scene and often call the police. She had never driven in her life.

She did bake us a cake when we moved in and used to give the kids pocket money and her husband (when he was alive) fed the dogs over the garden wall so often that when we landscaped the garden I made sure the path went to the right place on the wall to stop the dogs straight-lining across the lawn/flower beds. All this meant we forgave the moody cantankerous old cow her parking obsession

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"is outside my house. It's been there since I got home last night. I'm 3 doors down now.

What do I do besides saying 'bastard' every time I peep out of the window?....

Useless suggestions only please "

Check whether they have died.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
12 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Two words- cling film!

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By *orthernTruckerMan
12 weeks ago

Trucker - Live in Newcastle

In instances like this, take the moral high ground and be a good neighbour! Be helpful and give it a winter service.

Start by putting sugar in the fuel tank as this will prevent the fuel from freezing.

Put more air in the tyres, during winter air in thinner therfore they will need more in.

Indicater and light fluid always needs added during the winter too.

If the windows are frozen, try pouring hot water on them to defrost them, that means you've got the car ready for them when they need to go.

Also if the car is dirty due to the roads, get some washing up liquid and kitchen sponge and get rid of the dirt too, the scrubby side is ideal for tough road salt.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Go out with the power washer, and start with the path and work your way in.angle it just so every stone chip lands just right,then every now and then sweep the dirt up to a line just inside your path, then when drive is clean,hit the dirt line with the power washer again.. safe to he'll never park there again , now be prepared for words at the very least, so maybe have a rake or something like that ready.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
12 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Cheers m dears. Your answers made me laugh but Northern Truckers shows a very cunning mind indeed. So I just might take that duplicitious gits advice and be sweetly destructive about it......

BTW ..... I don't own the road and don't think I do just in case some of you get the wrong idea and think I think I have rights........ I just want to spit at him cos I couldn't get into my parking space of the last FORTY FUCKING YEARS. He's still thre btw.

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

Wee in the wiper wash

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By *MattyMan
12 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Move all your rubbish to their bin and leave the lid up....

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"is outside my house. It's been there since I got home last night. I'm 3 doors down now.

What do I do besides saying 'bastard' every time I peep out of the window?....

Useless suggestions only please "

Well this sounds familiar.

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By *ichaelsmyMan
12 weeks ago

douglas

Not illegal and doing nothing wrong unless you have an allocated space

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By *exy_HornyCouple
12 weeks ago

Leigh

Park your car on your drive, or in your garage?

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you like the neighbours?

If not - do you have a spare tin of paint?

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By *orthernTruckerMan
12 weeks ago

Trucker - Live in Newcastle

"Cheers m dears. Your answers made me laugh but Northern Truckers shows a very cunning mind indeed. So I just might take that duplicitious gits advice and be sweetly destructive about it "

Can't decide if that an insult, compliment or a bit of both

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By *ags73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Is it dirty? Or have the windows frosted over?

Draw a knob on it

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By *idnight RamblerMan
12 weeks ago

Pershore

Stick a For Sale sign on it

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
12 weeks ago

Bedford

Wait till the neighbour drives off then put your car back in front your property.

It's a neighbourly thing to do.

Get a traffic cone or two and place it in your space when you have to drive off.

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

Cover the roof and bonnet of the car with Dreamies cat treats, it will bring cats in from miles around.

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By *rmrsp999Couple
12 weeks ago

glasowish

Get yourself a roll of clingfilm and use the whole roll to wrap the car, won't do any damage, but will be the ultimate pain in the arse to remove

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By *olinOfBathMan
12 weeks ago

Corsham

Buy a couple of bags of chips. Yes, chips - as loved by seagulls everywhere. Spray the chips with liquid laxative. Spread the treated chips across the roof and bonnet of the car.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

Write into Alex at the one show, get a spot on there to air your utter disdain at said neighbour, live before millions.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Smear dog shit on the door handles, then write on the bonnet, in said dog shit “ never park here again “.

The mr

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Sorry! Fine, I'll move it later.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Throw birdseed all over it, get it covered in shite.

Mrs

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Throw birdseed all over it, get it covered in shite.

Mrs "

Save some money, skip the bird seed and shit on it yourself

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
12 weeks ago

Always on the move

Post it on here as a one night only local dogging spot.

A front windscreen that looks like a plasters radio might put them off parking there again

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Park in front of his house

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
12 weeks ago

Leeds

"Throw birdseed all over it, get it covered in shite.

Mrs

Save some money, skip the bird seed and shit on it yourself "

It's way too cold to be squatting on cars.

Mrs

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By *ags73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Throw birdseed all over it, get it covered in shite.

Mrs

Save some money, skip the bird seed and shit on it yourself

It's way too cold to be squatting on cars.

Mrs "

Yeah do it inside and use gloves

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
12 weeks ago

Reading

Blow the fucker up

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By *ib.Man
12 weeks ago

Hampshire

Draw childish penis pictures all over it.

I do this in the carpark at work when I'm bored.

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By *orthernTruckerMan
12 weeks ago

Trucker - Live in Newcastle

"Blow the fucker up"

Oooh.... this gave me a solid twitch in the trousers

I agree, blow it up

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Whatever you do GC don’t forget your cunning disguise 😂😂😂 big brother is watching 😳😂😂🥸

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