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"Join the thread and ask anything. Anyone can answer. " Whatcha doing? | |||
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"What time is love? " 10:43? | |||
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"How do you like to eat your bueno? " I pull one out and I bite at the individual little breaks | |||
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"Who likes the taste of come?" Lisa Sparxxx | |||
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"Why is the light on the control for my electric blanket so fucking bright?! I want to be toasty all night long, but I need darkness. " So you stay awake and don’t slow cook yourself. | |||
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"Join the thread and ask anything. Anyone can answer. Whatcha doing?" Crying into my pillow | |||
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"Who's making a brew? " I would love to make you a brew | |||
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"Who's making a brew? No one, the bar closed early apparently "But Dissolved and I are heading down to the park with some tinnies if you want to join us?  | |||
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"Why do we still have a capitalist society?" Because people are greedy selfish pricks. And a million other reasons that I promised myself I wouldn’t get into on the forums anymore. | |||
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"How do you like to eat your bueno? " Bit off individual piece, bite the bottom off, lick out all of the cream and finish with the top bit | |||
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"Why do we still have a capitalist society? Because people are greedy selfish pricks. And a million other reasons that I promised myself I wouldn’t get into on the forums anymore. " I wore my capitalism kills badge today (Whilst skiiving off work to get a haircut). | |||
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"What’s your death row meal? "kfc | |||
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"Who's making a brew? No one, the bar closed early apparently
But Dissolved and I are heading down to the park with some tinnies if you want to join us? "Come join the cool kids  | |||
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"Why do we still have a capitalist society? Because people are greedy selfish pricks. And a million other reasons that I promised myself I wouldn’t get into on the forums anymore. I wore my capitalism kills badge today (Whilst skiiving off work to get a haircut)." Sorry!! Glad you think the same as me! | |||
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"What’s your death row meal? kfc "Kentucky Fried Chicken? | |||
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"Is it too cold to take my dog for a walk? And is it acceptable just to let him out in the back garden?" No. Yes. | |||
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"Is it too cold to take my dog for a walk? And is it acceptable just to let him out in the back garden?" No, go and walk him  | |||
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"How do you like to eat your bueno? Bit off individual piece, bite the bottom off, lick out all of the cream and finish with the top bit " This is the best way! | |||
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"Is it too cold to take my dog for a walk? And is it acceptable just to let him out in the back garden?" what would your mum do? Mamma knows best | |||
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"What’s your death row meal? "Lasagne, garlic bread, hot chocolate fudge cake and an ice cold can of red bull to wash it all down. | |||
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"What’s your death row meal?
Lasagne, garlic bread, hot chocolate fudge cake and an ice cold can of red bull to wash it all down. "Said like a serial killer. | |||
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"How close would you say we are right now ho nuclear annihilation? " We’re always 15 minutes away | |||
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"How do you like to eat your bueno? Bit off individual piece, bite the bottom off, lick out all of the cream and finish with the top bit " Correct | |||
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"What’s the total number of people you reckon you’ve seen in your life" 3,323,298 | |||
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"What’s your death row meal?
Lasagne, garlic bread, hot chocolate fudge cake and an ice cold can of red bull to wash it all down.
Said like a serial killer. "I like to be organised, just incase. | |||
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"Is it too cold to take my dog for a walk? And is it acceptable just to let him out in the back garden? what would your mum do? Mamma knows best" She would stir in her grave. But on that note, I am going to jump onto bed with a nice electric blanket (and read by the light it emits!) Night all. | |||
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"Is it too cold to take my dog for a walk? And is it acceptable just to let him out in the back garden?" Yes and also no. I just suffered taking mine, now its your turn. | |||
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"Would you wear a wig for a meet?" Would you want me to? | |||
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"Who's making a brew? " Two sugars and milk | |||
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"I'm still awake. Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight? " Commit a crime, you know you want to  | |||
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"FAF? "Yes | |||
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"FAF? "Please | |||
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"Who's making a brew? No one, the bar closed early apparently
But Dissolved and I are heading down to the park with some tinnies if you want to join us?
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"Would you wear a wig for a meet?" Only for fancy dress. You? | |||
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"Who's making a brew? No one, the bar closed early apparently
But Dissolved and I are heading down to the park with some tinnies if you want to join us?
That'll do nicely "You’re always welcome | |||
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"I'm still awake. Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight? Commit a crime, you know you want to "Follow up question. Are all 86yos so fucking belligerent? | |||
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"I'm still awake. Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight? Commit a crime, you know you want to
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Are all 86yos so fucking belligerent? "No Just 99.9999999999999% are | |||
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"I'm still awake. Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight? Commit a crime, you know you want to
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Are all 86yos so fucking belligerent?
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Just 99.9999999999999% are "We only have the belligerent sort here. Can anyone do us a swap?! | |||
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"Who will win the premier league" Who do you think will win it? Mrs x | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?" Naw, Commando it x (Well need to see proof hehe) | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?" Go commando | |||
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"Would you wear a wig for a meet?" I’d never wear a wig. Just because I have no need for one | |||
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"I'm still awake. Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight? Commit a crime, you know you want to
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Are all 86yos so fucking belligerent? "Yes. All of them. | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow? Naw, Commando it x (Well need to see proof hehe)" I'll get the medical staff to validate. | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?" No, it's just more washing to add to the endless pile anyway
Oh and I will require proof that you didn't wear any knickers 🙏 | |||
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"I'm still awake. Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight? Commit a crime, you know you want to
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Are all 86yos so fucking belligerent?
Yes. All of them. "Bollocks. | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?" Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x" I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house  | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house "Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x | |||
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"What’s your death row meal? "Baked mushrooms with garlic and cheese to start, mixed grill featuring; sirloin steak, chicken breast, Lincolnshire pork sausage, bacon medallion with pineapple, fried eggs, grilled mushrooms, tenderstem brocoli and chips for main, and lemon meringue cheesecake with Häagen-Dazs Vanilla ice cream for dessert. Then finished off with a Bailey's latte. | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x"I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS 
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"What is your most used emoji? 🖤" A fellow black heart person!! 🖤 | |||
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"What’s the total number of people you reckon you’ve seen in your life" Dead or alive? | |||
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"What is your most used emoji? 🖤 A fellow black heart person!! 🖤" Yay 🖤 | |||
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"What is your most used emoji? 🖤 A fellow black heart person!! 🖤 Yay 🖤" 🖤🖤🖤 hi 👋 | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday "Hope everything went well for you, hate being kept in hozzy. I'm a terrible patient just want to get home. Mrs x | |||
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"What’s the total number of people you reckon you’ve seen in your life Dead or alive?" I've only seen 1 dead person. At least, I've only knowingly seen 1 dead person. | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday "You must bored stiff. Glad you're getting to go home soon x | |||
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"Should I leave the heating on low or turn it off and be freezing in the morning before I go to the dentist?" Leave it where it is | |||
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"How do you like to fall asleep? And who with? " Big spooning the beautiful girl I've just made love to... | |||
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"Should I leave the heating on low or turn it off and be freezing in the morning before I go to the dentist?" You might prefer to feel numb when they give you the bill for any treatment you might have, so turn the heating off, maybe, Mrs x | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday "Finally, glad you are getting home ❤️ | |||
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"What’s the total number of people you reckon you’ve seen in your life Dead or alive? I've only seen 1 dead person. At least, I've only knowingly seen 1 dead person. " You in Arrowe? Mrs x | |||
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"Should I leave the heating on low or turn it off and be freezing in the morning before I go to the dentist?" If you’re cozy enough in bed, turn it off. That’s tomorrow’s problem! | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday Hope everything went well for you, hate being kept in hozzy. I'm a terrible patient just want to get home. Mrs x"I've distracted myself by looking after some of the elderly people and by making ward-friends. I've also almost gone insane with the lack of sleep. It's not been the nicest 3 weeks of my life  | |||
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday Hope everything went well for you, hate being kept in hozzy. I'm a terrible patient just want to get home. Mrs x
I've distracted myself by looking after some of the elderly people and by making ward-friends. I've also almost gone insane with the lack of sleep.
It's not been the nicest 3 weeks of my life "Aah bless, Mrs x | |||
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"What’s the total number of people you reckon you’ve seen in your life Dead or alive? I've only seen 1 dead person. At least, I've only knowingly seen 1 dead person. You in Arrowe? Mrs x" No. It's not me/us who lives that way. I'm in another establishment. | |||
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"How do you like to fall asleep? And who with? Big spooning the beautiful girl I've just made love to..." Spooning. I've missed that  | |||
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"What’s the total number of people you reckon you’ve seen in your life" 10,000 but not many for more than a couple of seconds. It's hard to work it out, after a hundred or so | |||
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"If you have a jug of hot water and a jug of cold water and you poor both into an empty receptacle, will the hot water cool down or the cold water heat up?" Yes | |||
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"If you have a jug of hot water and a jug of cold water and you poor both into an empty receptacle, will the hot water cool down or the cold water heat up?" Both. | |||
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"What is your most used emoji? 😈" Now why does this really not surprise me 🤔 | |||
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"What is your most used emoji? 😈" 😈 top of the list 👍 | |||
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"I’m having a room plastered tomorrow so what’s the preferred biscuit of plasterers? 🤔" Chocolate digestives *don’t quote me on that, I’m not a plasterer. | |||
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"I’m having a room plastered tomorrow so what’s the preferred biscuit of plasterers? 🤔" The real question is.. to go with tea or coffee? | |||
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"I’m having a room plastered tomorrow so what’s the preferred biscuit of plasterers? 🤔 Chocolate digestives *don’t quote me on that, I’m not a plasterer. " Good choice and I’m sure you have many other talents for making a mess 😄 | |||
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"I’m having a room plastered tomorrow so what’s the preferred biscuit of plasterers? 🤔 The real question is.. to go with tea or coffee? " Big mug of tea I’m guessing but I could be wrong 🤔 | |||
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"I’m having a room plastered tomorrow so what’s the preferred biscuit of plasterers? 🤔 Chocolate digestives *don’t quote me on that, I’m not a plasterer. " Leave the packet tho. Once you dip... | |||
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"What’s your death row meal? "All you can eat pussy banqiet, if the judge aint looking, one could get his cock wet, one-last-time; care to dine with me? | |||
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