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Eel Never Do it Again ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't ever watch porn , get bored n think ...... I wonder what would happen if....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/porn-addict-emergency-surgery-remove-1821970

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not looking.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm not looking."

Shall I describe it then ?

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

I'm looking, wish me luck..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not looking.

Shall I describe it then ?"

That would be better - I can modify the images my brain conjures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/04/13 14:57:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am intrigued go in then start describing

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Every time! I have to bloody well look! Dunno about curiousity killed the cat but today it made the Caz feel bilious! Cheers Gran

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

What a legend! Gutted I couldn't watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooo cant look

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm not looking.

Shall I describe it then ?

That would be better - I can modify the images my brain conjures."

Okay Lickety ...... as easily as I can.

Bloke, Porn, Eel , Arse Hole, Lust and Desire, Real Eel , Arse Hole, No way out .... Upwardly Mobile Eel, Panic, Hospital, Pleading, Operation, Removal. Poor bloody Eel died !!

Be warned.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

did it eely happen - lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor eel!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Every time! I have to bloody well look! Dunno about curiousity killed the cat but today it made the Caz feel bilious! Cheers Gran "

Hey .....How do you think I feel? I was reading about the London Marathon n got side tracked!!

Not sure what's for tea now but im sure it's been down once !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feeling very ill now, thats wrong on so many levels..

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not looking.

Shall I describe it then ?

That would be better - I can modify the images my brain conjures.

Okay Lickety ...... as easily as I can.

Bloke, Porn, Eel , Arse Hole, Lust and Desire, Real Eel , Arse Hole, No way out .... Upwardly Mobile Eel, Panic, Hospital, Pleading, Operation, Removal. Poor bloody Eel died !!

Be warned. "

What an arse hole! Thank you that was graphic enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor eel

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

how many more times will i forget the valuable lesson not to look at links posted on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrmmmn ok. I have heard of random things being surgically removed but never anything alive! although now have a song involving a hamster and a rear end going round in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not looking.

Shall I describe it then ?

That would be better - I can modify the images my brain conjures.

Okay Lickety ...... as easily as I can.

Bloke, Porn, Eel , Arse Hole, Lust and Desire, Real Eel , Arse Hole, No way out .... Upwardly Mobile Eel, Panic, Hospital, Pleading, Operation, Removal. Poor bloody Eel died !!

Be warned. "
ah shame i love jellied eels lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrmmmn ok. I have heard of random things being surgically removed but never anything alive! although now have a song involving a hamster and a rear end going round in my head "

nt a hamster a gerbil

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a little wriggler, but it hasn't been unleashed for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick b*****ds lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sick b*****ds lol "

I know .....who'd have thought eels'd be so dirty.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

we are electric..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sick b*****ds lol

I know .....who'd have thought eels'd be so dirty."

Stop it Granny I can't laugh anymore lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Bloody el..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear ... Should have had the tube on the Hoover to hand

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oh dear ... Should have had the tube on the Hoover to hand "

Blimey I used a bell to coax my budgie out of tight spots but I never knew that Eels could hoover.....

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Flippin 'eck.. you would think he had the sense to eat something with roughage and poo it back out wouldnt you

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Flippin 'eck.. you would think he had the sense to eat something with roughage and poo it back out wouldnt you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sexual eeling.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"sexual eeling......."

Laine...... I did a Sheldon laugh .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

story's a bit fishy

and has anyone ever been in contact with a live eel?-they produce the slimiest substance ever, really writhe around so much that its almost impossible to handle them..and finally..they hiss really horribly!

*I didnt use any eels for porn for my info lol

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

ok i looked,, wish I hadn't...

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