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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
1 day ago

Cheltenham

Those who know will know there is nothing like it. Got a sniffly nose and everything and I think the world is about end. Anyone got any good remedies?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
1 day ago

St Leonards

It's probably fatal OP, and an unpleasant journey into that dark night lies ahead for you.

Ask the good ladies of FAB to send you tits as you wrestle with your heroic demise .

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
1 day ago

Southampton

Honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and whisky if so desired.

Paracetamol for fever and pains

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
1 day ago

Cheltenham


"It's probably fatal OP, and an unpleasant journey into that dark night lies ahead for you.

Ask the good ladies of FAB to send you tits as you wrestle with your heroic demise ."

I think you might be right. Maybe some boobage will ease the anguish.

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
1 day ago

Cheltenham


"Honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and whisky if so desired.

Paracetamol for fever and pains

"

No marmite?

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By *hoenix CoupleCouple
1 day ago

Northallerton

Plenty of fluids and plenty of rest. On the bright side you will build up your immune system and will probably be manflu free over the festive period.

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
1 day ago

Cheltenham


"Plenty of fluids and plenty of rest. On the bright side you will build up your immune system and will probably be manflu free over the festive period. "

I hope so. I was ill last Christmas and it stopped Santa from making mischief with all the lady elves.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
1 day ago

Southampton


"Honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and whisky if so desired.

Paracetamol for fever and pains

No marmite?"

Marmite on hot buttered toast xx

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
1 day ago

St Leonards


"Honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and whisky if so desired.

Paracetamol for fever and pains

No marmite?

Marmite on hot buttered toast xx"

Smeared over boobies, sent to the OP's inbox I'd say xx

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
1 day ago

Southampton


"Honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and whisky if so desired.

Paracetamol for fever and pains

No marmite?

Marmite on hot buttered toast xx

Smeared over boobies, sent to the OP's inbox I'd say xx"

🤣🤣

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 day ago

Reading

Rest plenty of fluids it will pass.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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1 day ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Scotch and lemsip works for me.

Doesn't have to be single malt and the real stuff.

Those cold and flu sachets from Aldi and some bells works adequately, best imbibed in a hot bath whilst a naked sultry maiden strokes your head and says 'there, there'. 😉

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
1 day ago

Cheltenham


"Scotch and lemsip works for me.

Doesn't have to be single malt and the real stuff.

Those cold and flu sachets from Aldi and some bells works adequately, best imbibed in a hot bath whilst a naked sultry maiden strokes your head and says 'there, there'. 😉"

Slightly too long for my bathtub but I will definitely look into the sultry maiden thing. I can see that has solid science behind its thinking.

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
1 day ago

Cheltenham


"Rest plenty of fluids it will pass. "

It will pass - sounds like a perfect epitaph on my tombstone.

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By *r John WickMan
1 day ago

The Continental

The only thing you need……..is a priest.

🙏🏻

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
1 day ago

Cheltenham


"The only thing you need……..is a priest.

🙏🏻"

I am an atheist

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
1 day ago

St Leonards


"The only thing you need……..is a priest.

🙏🏻

I am an atheist "

That's a shame.

My friend Marilyn is leaving the clergy on Monday for a career as a stripper.

She said she could have fitted you in as well.

I'll tell her no thanks .

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
1 day ago

Cheltenham


"The only thing you need……..is a priest.

🙏🏻

I am an atheist

That's a shame.

My friend Marilyn is leaving the clergy on Monday for a career as a stripper.

She said she could have fitted you in as well.

I'll tell her no thanks ."

A deathbed conversion is not completely out of the question…..

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
1 day ago

St Leonards


"The only thing you need……..is a priest.

🙏🏻

I am an atheist

That's a shame.

My friend Marilyn is leaving the clergy on Monday for a career as a stripper.

She said she could have fitted you in as well.

I'll tell her no thanks .

A deathbed conversion is not completely out of the question….."

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