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"It's probably fatal OP, and an unpleasant journey into that dark night lies ahead for you. Ask the good ladies of FAB to send you tits as you wrestle with your heroic demise ." I think you might be right. Maybe some boobage will ease the anguish. | |||
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"Honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and whisky if so desired. Paracetamol for fever and pains " No marmite? | |||
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"Plenty of fluids and plenty of rest. On the bright side you will build up your immune system and will probably be manflu free over the festive period. " I hope so. I was ill last Christmas and it stopped Santa from making mischief with all the lady elves. | |||
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"Honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and whisky if so desired. Paracetamol for fever and pains No marmite?" Marmite on hot buttered toast xx | |||
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"Honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and whisky if so desired. Paracetamol for fever and pains No marmite? Marmite on hot buttered toast xx" Smeared over boobies, sent to the OP's inbox I'd say xx | |||
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"Honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and whisky if so desired. Paracetamol for fever and pains No marmite? Marmite on hot buttered toast xx Smeared over boobies, sent to the OP's inbox I'd say xx" 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Scotch and lemsip works for me. Doesn't have to be single malt and the real stuff. Those cold and flu sachets from Aldi and some bells works adequately, best imbibed in a hot bath whilst a naked sultry maiden strokes your head and says 'there, there'. 😉" Slightly too long for my bathtub but I will definitely look into the sultry maiden thing. I can see that has solid science behind its thinking. | |||
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"Rest plenty of fluids it will pass. " It will pass - sounds like a perfect epitaph on my tombstone. | |||
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"The only thing you need……..is a priest. 🙏🏻" I am an atheist | |||
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"The only thing you need……..is a priest. 🙏🏻 I am an atheist " That's a shame. My friend Marilyn is leaving the clergy on Monday for a career as a stripper. She said she could have fitted you in as well. I'll tell her no thanks . | |||
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"The only thing you need……..is a priest. 🙏🏻 I am an atheist That's a shame. My friend Marilyn is leaving the clergy on Monday for a career as a stripper. She said she could have fitted you in as well. I'll tell her no thanks ." A deathbed conversion is not completely out of the question….. | |||
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"The only thing you need……..is a priest. 🙏🏻 I am an atheist That's a shame. My friend Marilyn is leaving the clergy on Monday for a career as a stripper. She said she could have fitted you in as well. I'll tell her no thanks . A deathbed conversion is not completely out of the question….." | |||
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