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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester

All aboard the fab tour bus! 🎉

We are all well aware that fab geography is an absolute curse. So I've hired a great big double decker to pick up fabbers and drop them off at the doorstep of their long distance crush(es).

Who's getting on and where am I taking you? No need to mention names, unless you want to. But don't blame me if others give you stick for lampost pissing - their words not mine

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm all aboard...would love visit Wales

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By *allGuy1000Man
10 weeks ago

Reading

North west, stopping at Liverpool and then Manchester.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

Scotia please OP.

I'm big in the Cairngorms, and my Alba's clank together when I walk currently 😘.

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By *heelerMan
10 weeks ago

Northants

Any ladies want to jump off the bus at the bus stop just outside.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"I'm all aboard...would love visit Wales "

Brilliant, I can show you all the popular spots

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm all aboard...would love visit Wales

Brilliant, I can show you all the popular spots "

Wonderful

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By *r Potato HeadMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester

Can I just sit on the back seat and see who gets on....

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"North west, stopping at Liverpool and then Manchester. "

Ahh yes there are a few hotties that way

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Can I just sit on the back seat and see who gets on...."

Good shout

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Just drop me off in London and I'll stay there forever.. cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Anywhere north of Bristol..but could you pick me up on the way back and drop me off in London?

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Just drop me off in London and I'll stay there forever.. cheers."

Oh another location with an abundance of hotties

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Anywhere north of Bristol..but could you pick me up on the way back and drop me off in London? "

Of course

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Scotia please OP.

I'm big in the Cairngorms, and my Alba's clank together when I walk currently 😘."

As you wish, I'll drop you off first to avoid a medical emergency. The insurance doesn't cover that

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh. I thought this was a thread about squeezing your boobs, OP.

Mrs TMN x

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Oh. I thought this was a thread about squeezing your boobs, OP.

Mrs TMN x"

Well its not, not a thread about boob squeezing

I'd quite like to squeeze yours x

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By *layfulGentMan
10 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Morayshire, Scotland

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Oh. I thought this was a thread about squeezing your boobs, OP.

Mrs TMN x

Well its not, not a thread about boob squeezing

I'd quite like to squeeze yours x"

Ah super, stick in a trip to the beautiful north east coast then

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By *ootyfruityCouple
10 weeks ago

andover

Well I hope there’s seat covers on this bus, with lots of filthy people getting on 😂

Scotland for us please!

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Well I hope there’s seat covers on this bus, with lots of filthy people getting on 😂

Scotland for us please!"

We have waterproof seat covers, plenty of towels, lube, and condoms. Theres also cleaning products under every seat. Whatever happens on tour, stays on tour but please clean up after yourselves

Of course another hottie central

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Oh. I thought this was a thread about squeezing your boobs, OP.

Mrs TMN x

Well its not, not a thread about boob squeezing

I'd quite like to squeeze yours x

Ah super, stick in a trip to the beautiful north east coast then "

I've marked it on the map

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By *ootyfruityCouple
10 weeks ago

andover


"Well I hope there’s seat covers on this bus, with lots of filthy people getting on 😂

Scotland for us please!

We have waterproof seat covers, plenty of towels, lube, and condoms. Theres also cleaning products under every seat. Whatever happens on tour, stays on tour but please clean up after yourselves

Of course another hottie central "

This sounds like the kind of bus that dreams are made of 🤩 probably the one time I’d choose an isle over a window seat

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By *mmaleiaWoman
10 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I’m in for a UK tour, south wales 1st please, then Leeds & London! I’ll fly to Ireland from there

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Morayshire, Scotland "

Scotland is popular, can't think why

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
10 weeks ago

Maidstone

Anywhere north of the Dartford crossing please. It's my nemesis. Once I'm over that I've got this

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By *inxy777Woman
10 weeks ago

essex


"Anywhere north of the Dartford crossing please. It's my nemesis. Once I'm over that I've got this "
I really don’t like driving over it.

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By *opcat89Man
10 weeks ago

london

Oh no! I’ve lost my ticket. I guess I will have to stay on the bus till we reach the final destination?!

Thanks Bus Driver

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By *ecky and justCouple
10 weeks ago

Godalming

Ahh. North-west please this time.

We’ve done north-east.

Somewhere around Cheshire will do..

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Wales for me ..

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By *hesblokeMan
10 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

I'll pop over to the isle of man please, we'll need to commandeer the ferry!

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Anywhere north of the Dartford crossing please. It's my nemesis. Once I'm over that I've got this I really don’t like driving over it. "

Can someone take over the driving for this bit please. I'll take the wheel back as soon as we're over

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Oh no! I’ve lost my ticket. I guess I will have to stay on the bus till we reach the final destination?!

Thanks Bus Driver

"

Who knows where thatll be

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Ahh. North-west please this time.

We’ve done north-east.

Somewhere around Cheshire will do.. "

Another hottie hotspot

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Wales for me .. "

Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
10 weeks ago

swansea


"I'm all aboard...would love visit Wales "

We can attend a gig together then 🤘

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm all aboard...would love visit Wales

We can attend a gig together then 🤘"

Definitely! 🤘🤘

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
10 weeks ago

swansea

Let's jump on and go up to Scotland then. For 2 reasons. One the naughty people up there and two the scenery. Be great to be playing outdoors up there.

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Wales for me ..

Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd "

Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

I really want to go to Wales for the sex. But also the north east. I can’t decide. Can you take me to both.

If I’m going just for social times? I am cool with where I am.

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By *cotlad178Man
10 weeks ago

falkirk

Anywhere I'm England or Wales please

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Wales for me ..

Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd

Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂"

I withdraw my above statement, we might be toothless country bumpkins. But at least we don't have sexual relations with household appliances, unlike the city folk

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"I really want to go to Wales for the sex. But also the north east. I can’t decide. Can you take me to both.

If I’m going just for social times? I am cool with where I am. "

Multiple stops are available. Welsh people like the sex, you're in luck

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

North Wales, Edinburgh and Newcastle for me please.

I'll pack snacks. And tiramisu. 😁😁

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Anywhere I'm England or Wales please"

Thats a very broad area

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"In.

North Wales, Edinburgh and Newcastle for me please.

I'll pack snacks. And tiramisu. 😁😁"

Good choices, if you're coming to north wales dont forget to bring the good cheese

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
10 weeks ago

swansea


"Wales for me ..

Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd

Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂"

100% we are.

Everytime a lamb is killed for its meat, a welsh man has to shag it in a ceremonial sacrifice. We call it baba Cwm.

So when your next tucking into your lamb remember the amount of sacrifice a lamb and welsh man has to make for you.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
10 weeks ago

Trowbridge


" tiramisu. 😁😁"

I’ll ‘hold’ that for you …

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
10 weeks ago

swansea


"Wales for me ..

Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd

Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂

I withdraw my above statement, we might be toothless country bumpkins. But at least we don't have sexual relations with household appliances, unlike the city folk "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In.

North Wales, Edinburgh and Newcastle for me please.

I'll pack snacks. And tiramisu. 😁😁

Good choices, if you're coming to north wales dont forget to bring the good cheese "

I'll bring plenty. As there appears to be a lot of crackers that need topping......😇😇

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
10 weeks ago

Ends


"I really want to go to Wales for the sex. But also the north east. I can’t decide. Can you take me to both.

If I’m going just for social times? I am cool with where I am.

Multiple stops are available. Welsh people like the sex, you're in luck "

I hope you do.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Wales for me ..

Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd

Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂

100% we are.

Everytime a lamb is killed for its meat, a welsh man has to shag it in a ceremonial sacrifice. We call it baba Cwm.

So when your next tucking into your lamb remember the amount of sacrifice a lamb and welsh man has to make for you. "

Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"In.

North Wales, Edinburgh and Newcastle for me please.

I'll pack snacks. And tiramisu. 😁😁

Good choices, if you're coming to north wales dont forget to bring the good cheese

I'll bring plenty. As there appears to be a lot of crackers that need topping......😇😇"

Oh you, that was smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I think I’ll just stay here and see who shows up. Seems like there’s a good few on their way already!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
10 weeks ago

The Continental

London, Forest of Dean, West Midlands, and where else but Wales, Wales, UK

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
10 weeks ago

swansea


"Wales for me ..

Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd

Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂

100% we are.

Everytime a lamb is killed for its meat, a welsh man has to shag it in a ceremonial sacrifice. We call it baba Cwm.

So when your next tucking into your lamb remember the amount of sacrifice a lamb and welsh man has to make for you.

Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again "

Shit I thought it was a private message.

Delete delete delete

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"I really want to go to Wales for the sex. But also the north east. I can’t decide. Can you take me to both.

If I’m going just for social times? I am cool with where I am.

Multiple stops are available. Welsh people like the sex, you're in luck I hope you do. "

I do

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By *ommy2125Man
10 weeks ago

newport

Pick up in south wales please, then I'd like a return trip to Edinburgh stopping in Birmingham, Manchester and Liverpool on the way. Thanks drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

All aboard love so visit Hampshire and Scotland

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"

Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again

Shit I thought it was a private message.

Delete delete delete "

You've just committed fabicide for the whole of Wales

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I think I’ll just stay here and see who shows up. Seems like there’s a good few on their way already! "

Best pop the kettle on. White, no sugar ta. 😇😁

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Sets up detours so the bus misses southern Scotland

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
10 weeks ago

swansea


"

Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again

Shit I thought it was a private message.

Delete delete delete

You've just committed fabicide for the whole of Wales "

Throw me in fab jail and throw away the key. I am a sinner and should be banished from the beautiful kingdom of Wales for my ignorance.

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Wales for me ..

Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd

Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂

I withdraw my above statement, we might be toothless country bumpkins. But at least we don't have sexual relations with household appliances, unlike the city folk "

😬😬 Wales it is then,!!

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Wales for me ..

Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd

Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂

I withdraw my above statement, we might be toothless country bumpkins. But at least we don't have sexual relations with household appliances, unlike the city folk

😬😬 Wales it is then,!! "

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By *ryingitout19Man
10 weeks ago

Wales

Scotland for me please

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By *enk15Man
10 weeks ago

Evesham

I'll hop on and just people watch from the bus.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"

Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again

Shit I thought it was a private message.

Delete delete delete

You've just committed fabicide for the whole of Wales

Throw me in fab jail and throw away the key. I am a sinner and should be banished from the beautiful kingdom of Wales for my ignorance."

You'll be forgiven only once, now please keep the stuff about the dragon to yourself

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Scotland for me please "

As you wish

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
10 weeks ago

swansea


"

Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again

Shit I thought it was a private message.

Delete delete delete

You've just committed fabicide for the whole of Wales

Throw me in fab jail and throw away the key. I am a sinner and should be banished from the beautiful kingdom of Wales for my ignorance.

You'll be forgiven only once, now please keep the stuff about the dragon to yourself "

You shouldn't have said dragon there will be questions asked now.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"I'll hop on and just people watch from the bus."

Theres plenty to watch in here, mind the batter splatter

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
10 weeks ago

Ends


"I really want to go to Wales for the sex. But also the north east. I can’t decide. Can you take me to both.

If I’m going just for social times? I am cool with where I am.

Multiple stops are available. Welsh people like the sex, you're in luck I hope you do.

I do "

Soon.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"

You shouldn't have said dragon there will be questions asked now."

Shit. Pets, they're pets.

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By *nya NeesWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum

Can I hop on

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
10 weeks ago

swansea


"

You shouldn't have said dragon there will be questions asked now.

Shit. Pets, they're pets."

The big red dogs your referring too rights.

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Can I hop on"

On what? ...

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By *nya NeesWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum


"Can I hop on

On what? ..."

Cheeky 🤣

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Can I hop on"

Yes

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"

You shouldn't have said dragon there will be questions asked now.

Shit. Pets, they're pets.

The big red dogs your referring too rights. "

Exactly

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By *nya NeesWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum


"Can I hop on

Yes "

😘Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

See you all in Wales

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By *ags73Man
10 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Oh wales please

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By *ne.eyed.willyMan
10 weeks ago

Ammanford

How big is this bus?

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By *erry bull1Man
10 weeks ago

doncaster

Any chance of being dropped off at Fort William Scotland

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"How big is this bus?"

Massive. More like an RV

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Oh wales please "

Of course

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"See you all in Wales "

Are you meetinh us there?

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By *NormalMan01Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate


"All aboard the fab tour bus! 🎉

We are all well aware that fab geography is an absolute curse. So I've hired a great big double decker to pick up fabbers and drop them off at the doorstep of their long distance crush(es).

Who's getting on and where am I taking you? No need to mention names, unless you want to. But don't blame me if others give you stick for lampost pissing - their words not mine "

Can I get a lift to your house please, Bella?

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Any chance of being dropped off at Fort William Scotland "

Yes of course

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By *ags73Man
10 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Can I hop on"

Yes.

(Oh you meant Bella’s bus whoops)

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By *nya NeesWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum


"Can I hop on

Yes.

(Oh you meant Bella’s bus whoops)"

🤪😘

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"All aboard the fab tour bus! 🎉

We are all well aware that fab geography is an absolute curse. So I've hired a great big double decker to pick up fabbers and drop them off at the doorstep of their long distance crush(es).

Who's getting on and where am I taking you? No need to mention names, unless you want to. But don't blame me if others give you stick for lampost pissing - their words not mine

Can I get a lift to your house please, Bella? "

You can indeed. I think I'm going to be on tour a few days though judging by the comments. You may have to tour with me first

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Can I hop on

Yes.

(Oh you meant Bella’s bus whoops)"

I think she meant my lap actually

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By *ags73Man
10 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Can I hop on

Yes.

(Oh you meant Bella’s bus whoops)

🤪😘"

😂😘

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Can I hop on

On what? ...

Cheeky 🤣"

If I didn't say it, someone else would have! 😂

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By *ags73Man
10 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Can I hop on

Yes.

(Oh you meant Bella’s bus whoops)

I think she meant my lap actually "

Drat..

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By *rthur30Man
10 weeks ago

Warrington

Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum."

Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum.

Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum "

Who decides if a penis is pretty and is there some sort of rating scale? 😂

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'll save you the journey. Far too far North and out of the way.

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By *ags73Man
10 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I'll save you the journey. Far too far North and out of the way."

Good man. She’ll be knackered after coming for me.

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
10 weeks ago

swansea


"See you all in Wales

Are you meetinh us there? "

Seems like we have a bus load coming down. Hide the big red dogs quick.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I'll save you the journey. Far too far North and out of the way.

Good man. She’ll be knackered after coming for me."

That's not to say I can get to the central belt and get cunted in a Glasgow Spoons crawl 😂

Then sit at the back of the bus feeling sorry for myself.

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By *rthur30Man
10 weeks ago

Warrington


"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum.

Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum "

Have rum, can get hash browns but a pretty penis is beyond me.

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

Glastonbury, please.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Chester


"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum.

Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum

Have rum, can get hash browns but a pretty penis is beyond me."

The hash browns *might soften the blow

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Unless it coverts into a boat, looks like iam stuck on the Isle of Man.

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By *ags73Man
10 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I'll save you the journey. Far too far North and out of the way.

Good man. She’ll be knackered after coming for me.

That's not to say I can get to the central belt and get cunted in a Glasgow Spoons crawl 😂

Then sit at the back of the bus feeling sorry for myself."

No, no don’t go to any bother

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By *nya NeesWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum

What time are you getting to me? I need a shower

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By *rthur30Man
10 weeks ago

Warrington


"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum.

Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum

Have rum, can get hash browns but a pretty penis is beyond me.

The hash browns *might soften the blow "

We live in hope.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

St Austell please 🚌

Stopping off at Bristol, Weston-Supermare and Plymouth 🚏

M6 / M5 / A38

Fast lanes of fun and filth with friends

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Ooh I’m here for the tour and see who takes my fancy as we go

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
10 weeks ago

Always on the move


"Ooh I’m here for the tour and see who takes my fancy as we go "

This! I'll go whoever the Fab Bus takes me.

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

On a bus. With you lot?

Pass!

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By *educing_EmCouple
10 weeks ago

Tipperary


"On a bus. With you lot?

Pass! "

*Shiver*

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

If it stops in wales

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
10 weeks ago

La La Land


"If it stops in wales "

Can I sit next to you on the road trip to Wales?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol


"If it stops in wales

Can I sit next to you on the road trip to Wales? "

We did pop to the offy first right?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Welcome to pop into sunny Gravesend and pick me up!

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
10 weeks ago

La La Land


"If it stops in wales

Can I sit next to you on the road trip to Wales?

We did pop to the offy first right? "

Yeah buddy! 🤪

Cheers 🍻

Shall we sit the back row and launch things at people's heads?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol


"If it stops in wales

Can I sit next to you on the road trip to Wales?

We did pop to the offy first right?

Yeah buddy! 🤪

Cheers 🍻

Shall we sit the back row and launch things at people's heads? "

Yes! Yes I believe we shall!

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By *viatrixWoman
10 weeks ago

Redhill

Manchester Airport please…. 🧑‍✈️ ✈️

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By *ucka39Man
10 weeks ago

Newcastle

Leeds, seems like a hungry/thirsty spot

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