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By *obilebottom OP   Man
16 weeks ago

All over

Not done for a bit and sort of need a bit of a 🤣. Please share one of your best jokes. I may not reply to all though, just sit and enjoy your posts whilst sorting a bit of dinner. Thank you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

What’s the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
16 weeks ago

All over

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
16 weeks ago

All over

Good start, thank you

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By *issmorganWoman
16 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

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By *r.ZeistolfMan
16 weeks ago

Nottingham

A rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Ee don’t serve your kind here!” The rope replies, “Okay, fine then, I’ll leave” and storms out, mad. The rope comes up with an idea that he’ll disguise himself, so he ruffles up his hair, he ties himself, and then he walks into the bar again, he sits down, and the bartender goes, “Aren’t you that rope I just kicked out of here?!” And the rope goes, “I’m a frayed knot.”

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I said to the gym instructor “can you teach me to do the splits?”

He said “how flexible are you?”

I replied “I can’t do Tuesday’s”

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