FabSwingers.com forum: Sometimes I wish I'm a lady. Do others feel that way?

By *azzman OP Man
10 weeks ago

ryhl

Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.

Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.

Finally the Ladies have won.

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

Bookmarking this for the hilarity, the absurdity and the whataboutery.

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

Yes. I'm more of an old bint.

I yearn to be a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Is it hard work though or is it the bare minimum men should be doing anyway 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

It's wall to wall willy ..... us ladies can't leave the house without one slapping us in the face. A total avalanche of knobs

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Bookmarking this for the hilarity, the absurdity and the whataboutery."

Deploying the word whataboutery alone deserves a bookmark.

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.

Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.

Finally the Ladies have won.

Whoa there! It's really not that easy for some of us.

You should have said a young, hot lady, who has very wide preference parameters.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"It's wall to wall willy ..... us ladies can't leave the house without one slapping us in the face. A total avalanche of knobs"

A knobalanche?

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

"It's wall to wall willy ..... us ladies can't leave the house without one slapping us in the face. A total avalanche of knobs"

Knobaggedon.

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

You'd be sick of shaving your pubes, legs, pits and chin in a week.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"It's wall to wall willy ..... us ladies can't leave the house without one slapping us in the face. A total avalanche of knobs

Knobaggedon."

If knobaggedon the OP wouldnt be complaining..

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By *andPextraCouple
10 weeks ago

North West

It's great.

Suck it up cupcake.

Power of the pussy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.

Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.

Finally the Ladies have won.

You have a bumpussy OP.

If you want your kicks from a penis that doesn't excite you then you have just as much choice as the ladies here.

Hell you can even do the bottoms, just chuck a wig and some stockings on them and convince yourself it's a woman through doggy. You're already loaded with options 💜

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

You'd be a lady, so you wouldn't be thinking like a man.

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By *ransgirl7TV/TS
10 weeks ago

South Devon

"You'd be a lady, so you wouldn't be thinking like a man."
Best comment!

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
10 weeks ago

Wolvo

Nahhhh i’d rather be a man. Shit, shower and shave dressed in less than 40mins, sex in socks, boxers - none of this dumb lingerie shite, external genitalia for weeing outside and such, orgasms like clockwork, you can put it in all the holes

Being a bloke is way better!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Here’s some ointment love, for the new arsehole you’re about to have torn open.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

Sorry OP you’re in the queue. Should be with you around late December…

Anyway. Mustn’t hang around. I have too many willing willies to jump on.

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By *ags73Man
10 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Nahhhh i’d rather be a man. Shit, shower and shave dressed in less than 40mins, sex in socks, boxers - none of this dumb lingerie shite, external genitalia for weeing outside and such, orgasms like clockwork, you can put it in all the holes

Being a bloke is way better! "

Lynx Africa and you’re sorted.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
10 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Join up as a woman... And then see how much fun it isn't 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Hard work OP??? Are you having a laugh? Most men put in the bare minimum effort for maximum results. Hard work indeed ha!

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By *ellinever70Woman
10 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Finally the Ladies have won.

How d'you like them apples

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By *icecouple561Couple
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10 weeks ago

East Sussex

When does this start, only I've waited a 68 years so far?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading

Yes but we've won a prize that men would want more than women.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m just here waiting for the needy willy 🤣🤣

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By *issmorganWoman
10 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

You could have a meet everyday as a woman yes, if you're not too choosy about who you meet.

Most of us are though & i'd rather not meet than meet just anyone.

It's not easy to find someone who you connect with and where there's mutual attraction. When you do, they're often the other end of the country too.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
10 weeks ago

LONDON

" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.

Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.

Finally the Ladies have won.

Nope, never. And as much as i love women i love being a man too much. Couldn't deal with the periods evey months, being pregnant and going through menopause. Wearing a dress and putting on making. I like being a predator and not prey

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By *ude LawMan
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

"A total avalanche of knobs"

Turn around bright eyes.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I feel this thread really isn’t in the positive spirit of international men’s day.

Mrs TMN x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

If I ever find a magic lamp OP I’ll swap with you for a whole month. Let’s see how you feel about it then

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick."

It’s a really shitty deal

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick.

It’s a really shitty deal "

We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A total avalanche of knobs

Turn around bright eyes."

Only works if you pronounce “avalanche” as “av’lanche”. 6/10, can do better.

Mrs TMN x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick.

It’s a really shitty deal

We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting."

Evolution at its finest

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By *mf123Man
10 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

No idea what that means but i love how your anus sings twinkle twinkle little star on repeat

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
10 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

" sometimes I wish I'm a lady"

🥚🐣

Watch this space....🍿

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick.

It’s a really shitty deal

We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.

Evolution at its finest

Ug. (Is it? 😂)

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I’m going to let you in on a secret OP

If you’re willing to not care at all about your own personal preference you could have all the women you want.One every night if you so wished

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You want periods for half tour life? Bash on mate

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By *ruceyyMan
10 weeks ago

London

I was about to say I don't want things shoved in me or to bleed thanks.

Be one hell of a lesbian though.

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick.

It’s a really shitty deal

We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.

Evolution at its finest

Ug. (Is it? 😂)"

Is the grunting optional? 🤔

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
10 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Its wishful thinking or just provocation.

On top of what's mentioned --

Hip dysplasia, caesarean section, near death/death during delivery (from bad or cultish midwife hospitals) jilted x lovers, mainly men ( who are usually historically psychopathic), all massive risk factors of being female. Thats just the start and better explained by women.

Part 2 wil become a 7 part series once rings of power has done its rounds.

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

Pah, ladies, ye daughters of Eve. You may haemorrhage once a month but you bleed us dry daily.

We cup your fine breasts with our smooth palms and stroke your derrières with our silken charms, and yet we nurse our wounds from your razor-sharp tongues and venomous lips, and still we put up with it in deafening silence for all eternity. ❤️🦋

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I would have been a sexy chick.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.

Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.

Finally the Ladies have won.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
10 weeks ago

andover

We often say we’d swap sex for a day, but tbh, my vagina would be totally ruined at the end of 24 hours! Anything and everything would be going up there 😂

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

Get a load of this guy

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

They've always won dude. Now they are just rubbing our faces in it.

I'm not sure that level of power would be safe in my hands.

Police officers would turn in their badges. Governments would collapse and nations would fall. It would be apocalyptic.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

"They've always won dude. Now they are just rubbing our faces in it.

I'm not sure that level of power would be safe in my hands.

Police officers would turn in their badges. Governments would collapse and nations would fall. It would be apocalyptic."

Actually all of those things in your last part don’t sound apocalyptic to me at all.

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By *erfHerder74Man
10 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Wouldn’t worry OP, straight men are very overrated

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick.

It’s a really shitty deal

We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.

Evolution at its finest

Ug. (Is it? 😂)

Is the grunting optional? 🤔"

Haha it's my feeble attempt at mocking MYB's lovely accent.

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick.

It’s a really shitty deal

We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.

Evolution at its finest

Ug. (Is it? 😂)

Is the grunting optional? 🤔

Haha it's my feeble attempt at mocking MYB's lovely accent.

Well, you're on your own with this, nowt to do with me MYB, he said it

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever

Oh to be a lady.

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"They've always won dude. Now they are just rubbing our faces in it.

I'm not sure that level of power would be safe in my hands.

Police officers would turn in their badges. Governments would collapse and nations would fall. It would be apocalyptic.

Actually all of those things in your last part don’t sound apocalyptic to me at all. "

Layers of irony, shame I'm not funnier, I could make bank.

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By *octorfromtheChekhovplayMan
10 weeks ago

Sudbury

The comments made by Saoirse Ronan on the Graham Norton show are pretty powerful.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

"The comments made by Saoirse Ronan on the Graham Norton show are pretty powerful."

I love the name Saoirse

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

We really don't have any power over men, just because we have breasts and a vagina.

If we did we wouldn't have to contend with our partners who say they love us, and only want us, wouldn't cheat.

There's no power if men don't act thirsty for pussy.

All I can say is no thank you.

That's not having any power over the man asking.

There are men on here I'd like to be naked with who wouldn't give me a second thought. Until, maybe, they were desperate enough.

That's not me having any power. It's them having no self control.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

"I would have been a sexy chick."

You already are… technically 🤣

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick.

It’s a really shitty deal

We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.

Evolution at its finest

Ug. (Is it? 😂)

Is the grunting optional? 🤔

Haha it's my feeble attempt at mocking MYB's lovely accent.

Well, you're on your own with this, nowt to do with me MYB, he said it

Right that’s it! Both of you over my knee!

Also foxy, I don’t grunt. I spit 😂

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
10 weeks ago

Ipswich

" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.

Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.

Finally the Ladies have won.

Nope okay as I am thank you

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Swansea

Oh good lord OP, the last thing I would desire is a rather needy willy. I would rather have a wank and satisfy myself.

Mrs

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.

I'll stick.

It’s a really shitty deal

We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.

Evolution at its finest

Ug. (Is it? 😂)

Is the grunting optional? 🤔

Haha it's my feeble attempt at mocking MYB's lovely accent.

Well, you're on your own with this, nowt to do with me MYB, he said it

Right that’s it! Both of you over my knee!

Also foxy, I don’t grunt. I spit 😂 "

Can I face Daizy when you are doing whatever to use both?

I promise I won't laugh or pull faces.

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By *ongAndThick123Man
10 weeks ago

Leeds

" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.

Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.

Finally the Ladies have won.

I’m sure there’s plenty of “eager willys” out there for you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I would have been a sexy chick."

"You already are… technically 🤣"

No, my twinsie is.

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
10 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Such depth.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

"Such depth."

Boy are you in the wrong place 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Still waiting for needy willy…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

"Still waiting for needy willy…"

He’s around somewhere…

. I saw him on a thread not too long ago

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

"Still waiting for needy willy…

He’s around somewhere…

. I saw him on a thread not too long ago "

Was he being idle? 🤣

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By *ucka39Man
10 weeks ago

Newcastle

Nah couldn't be done with time of the month, and stick with shaving the beard

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

"Still waiting for needy willy…

He’s around somewhere…

. I saw him on a thread not too long ago

Was he being idle? 🤣"

Bone idle

(Not that I would “bone” idle”

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