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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp

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By *runette n JayCouple
8 weeks ago

bilston

"I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp "

Basketball the lie?

1) I beat 40k other applicants for a Job.

2) I could rebuild an engine by 9

3) I once won £120,000 on a scratchcard

Jay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp

Basketball the lie?

1) I beat 40k other applicants for a Job.

2) I could rebuild an engine by 9

3) I once won £120,000 on a scratchcard

Jay"
yeah my mate was the u21 at basketball we had a seriously good team at school .

I'm gonna go for the engine rebuild , that seems a bit much for 9

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By *enk15Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp

Basketball the lie?

1) I beat 40k other applicants for a Job.

2) I could rebuild an engine by 9

3) I once won £120,000 on a scratchcard

Jay"

£120k is a lie?

A) I once told Paul Hollywood to “Fucking move out the way”

B) I was an extra in Harry Potter

C) I was a marksman in the British army

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

These may appear somewhat odd.

1. I once worked for the Church of England.

2. I taught the Bible to Thai Buddhists.

3. I asked Cliff Richard for his autograph in my Bible

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp

Basketball the lie?

1) I beat 40k other applicants for a Job.

2) I could rebuild an engine by 9

3) I once won £120,000 on a scratchcard

Jay

£120k is a lie?

A) I once told Paul Hollywood to “Fucking move out the way”

B) I was an extra in Harry Potter

C) I was a marksman in the British army "

A) is the lie?

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By *runette n JayCouple
8 weeks ago

bilston

"I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp

Basketball the lie?

1) I beat 40k other applicants for a Job.

2) I could rebuild an engine by 9

3) I once won £120,000 on a scratchcard

Jay

£120k is a lie?

A) I once told Paul Hollywood to “Fucking move out the way”

B) I was an extra in Harry Potter

C) I was a marksman in the British army "

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp

Basketball the lie?

1) I beat 40k other applicants for a Job.

2) I could rebuild an engine by 9

3) I once won £120,000 on a scratchcard

Jay

£120k is a lie?

A) I once told Paul Hollywood to “Fucking move out the way”

B) I was an extra in Harry Potter

C) I was a marksman in the British army "
I'd say b or c but leaning more to c

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"These may appear somewhat odd.

1. I once worked for the Church of England.

2. I taught the Bible to Thai Buddhists.

3. I asked Cliff Richard for his autograph in my Bible"
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By *enk15Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp

Basketball the lie?

1) I beat 40k other applicants for a Job.

2) I could rebuild an engine by 9

3) I once won £120,000 on a scratchcard

Jay

£120k is a lie?

A) I once told Paul Hollywood to “Fucking move out the way”

B) I was an extra in Harry Potter

C) I was a marksman in the British army I'd say b or c but leaning more to c "

B) is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"These may appear somewhat odd.

1. I once worked for the Church of England.

2. I taught the Bible to Thai Buddhists.

3. I asked Cliff Richard for his autograph in my Bible1"

Nope actually, it was (b) though I did organise a conference for 1000 tribal people in Borneo (but they tend to be Christians or animists).

The Cliff Richard autograph was when I was 11.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp

Basketball the lie?

1) I beat 40k other applicants for a Job.

2) I could rebuild an engine by 9

3) I once won £120,000 on a scratchcard

Jay

£120k is a lie?

A) I once told Paul Hollywood to “Fucking move out the way”

B) I was an extra in Harry Potter

C) I was a marksman in the British army I'd say b or c but leaning more to c

B) is the lie

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shit that's impressive and thank you for the service 🙏

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
8 weeks ago

Berkshire

I have appeared in a professionally shot porn film

I dated a TV actress who also appeared in playboy

I sat on a flight once next to Kenau Reves and had no idea it was him

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By *enk15Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"I'll go first and people can choose if they want to guess which one the lie is

I'm a published poet

I played basketball u21 for the north of England

I received an award off of David Blunkett mp

Basketball the lie?

1) I beat 40k other applicants for a Job.

2) I could rebuild an engine by 9

3) I once won £120,000 on a scratchcard

Jay

£120k is a lie?

A) I once told Paul Hollywood to “Fucking move out the way”

B) I was an extra in Harry Potter

C) I was a marksman in the British army I'd say b or c but leaning more to c

B) is the lie

shit that's impressive and thank you for the service 🙏"

No need to thank me, I did fuck all lol I was a reservist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I have appeared in a professionally shot porn film

I dated a TV actress who also appeared in playboy

I sat on a flight once next to Kenau Reves and had no idea it was him"
gonna go with the actress

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
8 weeks ago

Berkshire

"I have appeared in a professionally shot porn film

I dated a TV actress who also appeared in playboy

I sat on a flight once next to Kenau Reves and had no idea it was himgonna go with the actress "

Actually the last one is the lie !

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By *assy69Man
8 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

I have performed, on stage at Stratford, with the Royal Shakespeare Company

I once came second in a pie eating contest in the West Midlands

I once shot my friend (properly shot him), just for the fun of it

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By *nya NeesWoman
8 weeks ago

Brum

"I have performed, on stage at Stratford, with the Royal Shakespeare Company

I once came second in a pie eating contest in the West Midlands

I once shot my friend (properly shot him), just for the fun of it"

First one is a lie

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By *nya NeesWoman
8 weeks ago

Brum

1. I used to cut Stephen Mulhern's hair

2. I first went to a nightclub at 14

3. I love rare steak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"1. I used to cut Stephen Mulhern's hair

2. I first went to a nightclub at 14

3. I love rare steak"
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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
8 weeks ago

Right up your street

1. I’ve played football at Wembley Stadium

2. I got shot in the arm (real gun real bullet)

3. I’ve beat cancer

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By *ggdrasil66Man
8 weeks ago

Saltdean

I used to be involved in politics.

My brother is a millionaire.

I work in a petrol station.

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By *rHotNottsMan
8 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I used to be involved in politics.

My brother is a millionaire.

I work in a petrol station."

Millionaire brother is the lie ?

1/ I was on the clothes show

2/ I was on the roof Harris show

3/ I dated a singer who had a uk number 1 hit

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By *aleforfun22Man
8 weeks ago

Lancashire

1 been on the beer all day with gazza. 2 had sex on a coach coming back from a football match at night 3 was manager of a nightclub in blackpool..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

My penis weighs the same as a bottle of apple tizer.

I can fit 16.4 mini rolls under my foreskin.

I’m left handed.

The mr

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

"My penis weighs the same as a bottle of apple tizer.

I can fit 16.4 mini rolls under my foreskin.

I’m left handed.

The mr "

Bet you’re right handed!

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands

"My penis weighs the same as a bottle of apple tizer.

I can fit 16.4 mini rolls under my foreskin.

I’m left handed.

The mr "

I think Apple Tizer is a lie, I bet it's the same shape as an Apple Tizer bottle.

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By *oppabear82Man
8 weeks ago

near you

I was on children in need when i was 10.

Iv had sex in a tank.

I'm pretty good at crochet

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By *rReyMan
8 weeks ago

Fleet

"My penis weighs the same as a bottle of apple tizer.

I can fit 16.4 mini rolls under my foreskin.

I’m left handed.

The mr "

Going for the mini rolls.

1. I met Jim Davidson on board a nuclear submarine

2. I have been a winner on who wants to be a millionaire

3. I've cycled John O'Groats to Lands End

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By *ornyRebel88Man
8 weeks ago

Fermoy

I’ve had sex with 15 women

I wanked so much in one day that I had to go to the Doctor

I met my wife at a strip club

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"My penis weighs the same as a bottle of apple tizer.

I can fit 16.4 mini rolls under my foreskin.

I’m left handed.

The mr "

Are we talking the 275ml bottle or the 750ml one?

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