FabSwingers.com forum: The Great Debate

By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

In the sleepy town of Risca, South Wales, there's a debate that divides the odd from the normal and the weak from the strong. From angry comments from passersby on the streets, to full on bare knuckle street fighting. The debate has started to get out of hand and I'm turning to the wise Fab folk to settle it once and for all. What goes best on a crumpet? sweet or savoury? For me and the wise of Risca, it's savoury and in particular melted cheese.

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By *EAT..85Woman
36 weeks ago

Nottingham

I usually have one of each. Cheese or butter followed by a Jam one. Hope that helped

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I mostly go with savoury, usually marmite, but sometimes I have peanut butter or cheese.... very very rarely I have jam or biscoff spread

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Piccalilli

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
36 weeks ago

London

Butter AND jam

(I don’t eat crumpets though).

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Simply butter, lots of salted butter on well done crispy crumpets job done 😋

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By *layfullsamMan
36 weeks ago

Solihull

Toasted, Real butter, slice of ham and a poached egg on top

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By *layfullsamMan
36 weeks ago

Solihull

Shame the great debate hasn’t turned into a mass debate

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By *ellhungvweMan
36 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"I mostly go with savoury, usually marmite, but sometimes I have peanut butter or cheese.... very very rarely I have jam or biscoff spread"

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I just have lashings of butter on mine. If I had to put something on top though, it would be honey ..

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Shame the great debate hasn’t turned into a mass debate

What , with buttery crumpets?@ imagine the mess 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ildTimes.Man
36 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

It's butter and only butter, everything else is just wrong, you also need to double toast the crumpet.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
36 weeks ago

Reading

Just butter or jam so I guess I'm in both camps.

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By *vaRoseWoman
36 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Just lashings of salted butter

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By *vaRoseWoman
36 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"It's butter and only butter, everything else is just wrong, you also need to double toast the crumpet. "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Lurpak and strong cheddar

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
36 weeks ago

Reading

"It's butter and only butter, everything else is just wrong, you also need to double toast the crumpet. "

Double toast?? What kind of pervert are you?

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By *ildTimes.Man
36 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"It's butter and only butter, everything else is just wrong, you also need to double toast the crumpet.

Double toast?? What kind of pervert are you?

Otherwise they're too soggy in your standard toaster 🤷🏻‍♂️ they need a second round of toasting, try it, it'll change your life!

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By *layfullsamMan
36 weeks ago

Solihull

"Shame the great debate hasn’t turned into a mass debate

What , with buttery crumpets?@ imagine the mess 🤣🤣🤣"

Lmao

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By *issmorganWoman
36 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Savoury everytime,

Butter, marmite or cheese.

Sometimes all of the above.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
36 weeks ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

The holes in the crumpets freak me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’m here to offer an alternative option….

BOTH

A crumpet with salted butter, a nice sweet jam AND a mature cheddar all on it at once

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
36 weeks ago

Ryde

Just butter is great, but scrambled-egg is pretty damn nice.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
36 weeks ago

Pontypool

Either dripping in butter or a good dollop of piccalilli and cheese, toast again to melt the cheese and warm up the piccalilli. Now I'm craving crumpets!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Just butter.

Like toast, crumpets are just an excuse to eat butter without feeling guilty lol.

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