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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
3 days ago

Leeds

Has someone been offering massage training sessions??

Seems to be an influx of masseurs lately

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By *cnugatugMan
3 days ago

Chatham

Was offered a massage yesterday by a random profile thought it strange when they said I'd have to pay I thought that kind of thing was against site rules but more seem to be popping up

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By *he AmbassadorMan
3 days ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Sports Massages???

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"Was offered a massage yesterday by a random profile thought it strange when they said I'd have to pay I thought that kind of thing was against site rules but more seem to be popping up "

Hope you reported the profile.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"Sports Massages???"

God know what kind but I hate them!

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By *aomilatteCouple
3 days ago

Midlands


"Has someone been offering massage training sessions??

Seems to be an influx of masseurs lately

"

Are the photographers on holiday?

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"Has someone been offering massage training sessions??

Seems to be an influx of masseurs lately

Are the photographers on holiday? "

They must be

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By *enelope2UWoman
3 days ago

Fife


"Has someone been offering massage training sessions??

Seems to be an influx of masseurs lately

Are the photographers on holiday? "

Lol must be the most popular fab occupation hobbies... Ohh and alleged squirt masters too

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By *EAT..85Woman
3 days ago

Nottingham

I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one!

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one! "

I'll passnon some details if you want

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By *cnugatugMan
3 days ago

Chatham


"Was offered a massage yesterday by a random profile thought it strange when they said I'd have to pay I thought that kind of thing was against site rules but more seem to be popping up

Hope you reported the profile."

indeed I did Indeed

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By *he AmbassadorMan
3 days ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Sports Massages???

God know what kind but I hate them! "

no massages, Check

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By *aomilatteCouple
3 days ago

Midlands


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one! "

We're qualified! (Not in massage, but we'll give it a bloody good go )

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By *enelope2UWoman
3 days ago

Fife


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one! "

I always wondered why they exist

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By *ohnjones3210Man
3 days ago

Chester

Lola, when I was on here years ago, there was a phase of "Wow, you're super sexy, fancy getting sucked off?" Do I look stupid love?!?

No woman says that in a first message who has a 10/10 supermodel pic as a profile pic.

I used to say "yes sure"... The next message would be "Ok, please send £200 to such and such an account"...

Ok, love, please could I have a staff discount? Yes, ok, £180. Send asap.

Oh but do you love me enough? Please send me more compliments....

Oh yes I love you loads and loads. What a pretty penis you have...

But you can't see my penis!

Yes, I know, send the £180..

Ok sent..

I haven't received it.

Etc etc etc lol..

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By *abgent84Man
3 days ago

Kidderminster

In the past 2 weeks I’ve been offered a massage, a 2 girl bj then been told they would need to be paid for, also been asked to supply drugs.

Seems to be an influx of a lot of immoral stuff going on, I’ve reported profiles (and when I’ve had previous profiles) and nothing ever seems to happen. Which is a shame as there are some decent folk on fab who just wanna enjoy life and have fun

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By *EAT..85Woman
3 days ago

Nottingham


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one!

I'll passnon some details if you want "

Only if they've got good massage veris. Would you believe that some people use massage as a ruse for trying to put their penis' in you?!

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"Sports Massages???

God know what kind but I hate them! no massages, Check "

I do like getting oily though

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one!

I'll passnon some details if you want

Only if they've got good massage veris. Would you believe that some people use massage as a ruse for trying to put their penis' in you?! "

😲 No way...that wouldn't happen on a site like this....eurgh

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By *he ReturneeMan
3 days ago

Barnet


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one!

I'll passnon some details if you want

Only if they've got good massage veris. Would you believe that some people use massage as a ruse for trying to put their penis' in you?! "

That's called a full body massage, and we all know that if Carlsberg offered massages they would ensure that it was not just the outside of your body that benefited

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By *EAT..85Woman
3 days ago

Nottingham


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one!

We're qualified! (Not in massage, but we'll give it a bloody good go )"

I'm curious what you ARE qualified in now. I'm actually pretty decent at massage myself

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By *ron300Man
3 days ago

north west

Any1 want a massage 👀🤣

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By *ohnjones3210Man
3 days ago

Chester


"Any1 want a massage 👀🤣"

Yeah go on then. Ha!

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 days ago

Forest of Dean


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one!

I'll passnon some details if you want

Only if they've got good massage veris. Would you believe that some people use massage as a ruse for trying to put their penis' in you?! "

Oh my god no way!

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one!

I'll passnon some details if you want

Only if they've got good massage veris. Would you believe that some people use massage as a ruse for trying to put their penis' in you?!

Oh my god no way! "

I'm disgusted that people try and put a penis inside...

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By *enelope2UWoman
3 days ago

Fife


"Any1 want a massage 👀🤣

Yeah go on then. Ha!"

Be sure to add no strings attached and discreet only

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By *abgent84Man
3 days ago

Kidderminster

What’s the massage equivalent of an orgy? Loads of people in one room, just massaging!

Club owners could do a special night for it haha

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By *ernow1982Man
3 days ago

Plymouth


"I used to say "yes sure"... The next message would be "Ok, please send £200 to such and such an account"...

Ok, love, please could I have a staff discount? Yes, ok, £180. Send asap.

Oh but do you love me enough? Please send me more compliments....

Oh yes I love you loads and loads. What a pretty penis you have...

But you can't see my penis!

Yes, I know, send the £180..

Ok sent..

I haven't received it.

Etc etc etc lol.."

I used to love wasting scammer's time, if I had a spare few mins. I'd take them on emotional rollercoaster rides for my own amusement when bored. 😄

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By *ohnjones3210Man
3 days ago

Chester


"Any1 want a massage 👀🤣

Yeah go on then. Ha!

Be sure to add no strings attached and discreet only"

Haha, "I love massages!".

Turns out that the passion isn't massages at all... Oh no I only do massages for female clients!

Oh, why? Errrr, no reason...

😂

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By *ohnjones3210Man
3 days ago

Chester


"I used to say "yes sure"... The next message would be "Ok, please send £200 to such and such an account"...

Ok, love, please could I have a staff discount? Yes, ok, £180. Send asap.

Oh but do you love me enough? Please send me more compliments....

Oh yes I love you loads and loads. What a pretty penis you have...

But you can't see my penis!

Yes, I know, send the £180..

Ok sent..

I haven't received it.

Etc etc etc lol..

I used to love wasting scammer's time, if I had a spare few mins. I'd take them on emotional rollercoaster rides for my own amusement when bored. 😄"

Haha, yeah, I used to do it!

Emotional rollercoaster hahahaha...

When they think you're 1cm away from clicking the transfer button. Haha! 😂

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 days ago

Uttoxeter


"Sports Massages???

God know what kind but I hate them! no massages, Check

I do like getting oily though "

I have edible body safe massage oil and strong attentive hands.

…Plus a kingsize PVC fitted sheet. 💋

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By *ron300Man
3 days ago

north west


"Any1 want a massage 👀🤣

Yeah go on then. Ha!

Be sure to add no strings attached and discreet only

Haha, "I love massages!".

Who sead I wasent gona use string 🤔😬

Turns out that the passion isn't massages at all... Oh no I only do massages for female clients!

Oh, why? Errrr, no reason...

😂"

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
3 days ago

essex

MASSAGE is something I take a lot of pride and pleasure in doing giving.

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 days ago

Forest of Dean


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one!

I'll passnon some details if you want

Only if they've got good massage veris. Would you believe that some people use massage as a ruse for trying to put their penis' in you?!

Oh my god no way!

I'm disgusted that people try and put a penis inside... "

This is why tasers are so necessary

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
3 days ago

essex

Never charged doesn't have to be sexual can be sensual powerful.

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By *oandstephCouple
3 days ago

Bradford

Massages always end up with oily anal

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 days ago

A den in the Glen

Hello, let me introduce myself. For those that don't know, I offer a professional massage service and during this I take lovely professional photos utilising the best angles and lighting.

I use the Canon 40D to manipulate your aches and pains and the vibro 5000xl for all the best shots. Or the other way around or something.

Anyway DM for details. I'll be in my dark room.

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 days ago

Harrogate

Can’t say I’ve noticed, tbf…

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By *agondaMan
3 days ago

Witterings


"I've not had a massage offer in ages! I want one!

I'll passnon some details if you want

Only if they've got good massage veris. Would you believe that some people use massage as a ruse for trying to put their penis' in you?! "

I always find massages work better if one uses ones hands.... !!

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
3 days ago

london

I get quite a few offers for a sports massage from guys. I’ve yet to take up an offers though

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By *8on33Man
3 days ago

winfrith

Nobody has offered me one but I need one ,my lower back is in agony .

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By *akedMMan
3 days ago

Witney

I have never had a massage

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By *aitonelMan
3 days ago

Travelling

Bet it was a Groupon offer

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By *uilder.funMan
3 days ago

Bristol

Legs are aching like hell I'll take a massage lol

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By *wbsearcherMan
3 days ago

cannock

Open to free offers from women who want to practice the art of full body naked massage lol

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By *amspoonsMan
3 days ago

North East


"Has someone been offering massage training sessions??

Seems to be an influx of masseurs lately

"

Where? I am looking for one for my wife and cannot find one anywhere.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
3 days ago

Saltdean

I’m good at massaging feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 days ago

Should I be taking it personally that I'm not getting offers of massages or photography?

I would probably decline but it's nice to have been asked...

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By (user no longer on site)
3 days ago

Son - "Mum, did you want a boy or a girl?"

Mum - "I wanted a back rub son."

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 days ago

Reading


"Was offered a massage yesterday by a random profile thought it strange when they said I'd have to pay I thought that kind of thing was against site rules but more seem to be popping up "

Mine never say i have tu pay!! I think they are hoping I'll pay in kind instead!

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