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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

About the person below you.

I'll start.

Even though that foot fungus has spread to their genitals, the person below me can still make a damned fine cuppa coffee.

Just ignore those bits floating in it 👍.

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By *iker JackMan
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"About the person below you.

I'll start.

Even though that foot fungus has spread to their genitals, the person below me can still make a damned fine cuppa coffee.

Just ignore those bits floating in it 👍."

I saw them once round the back of Tesco with a queue heading towards them

I joined the queue as I do like to queue only to find when I got to the front that their special offers did not get me any clubcard points

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

They fingered a granny at the bus stop to get their hands on her custard creams.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

Thank you both for playing.

It may be an unfulfilled potential thread, so I'm just going to tuck into these custard creams xx

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

Used to be a member of the BNP and was shagging Nick Griffin. Disgusting if you ask me.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When they were a Santa'a elf, they were recognized as putting the most "Ho" in "Ho! Ho! Ho!". Santa personally gave them his candy cane!

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By *ickshawedCouple
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Once masturbated with a Pringles tube, but forgot to remove all the pringles first. It was both hot and spicy 🥵

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By *he AmbassadorMan
10 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Once mistook the Deep heat for Lube ,and was last seen running for the village water Trough.

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By *EAT..85Woman
10 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Once mistook the Deep heat for Lube ,and was last seen running for the village water Trough."

Then knew to use only a small amount of deep heat going forwards

Likes to draw in the snow with their penis. Their artwork is comparable to picasso.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
10 weeks ago

Ends


"Once mistook the Deep heat for Lube ,and was last seen running for the village water Trough.

Then knew to use only a small amount of deep heat going forwards

Likes to draw in the snow with their penis. Their artwork is comparable to picasso. "

Their mum looks like a Picasso painting.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester


"Once mistook the Deep heat for Lube ,and was last seen running for the village water Trough.

Then knew to use only a small amount of deep heat going forwards

Likes to draw in the snow with their penis. Their artwork is comparable to picasso.

Their mum looks like a Picasso painting. "

Made a cast of their dad's dick so they could fuck themselves with it.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
10 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Once mistook the Deep heat for Lube ,and was last seen running for the village water Trough.

Then knew to use only a small amount of deep heat going forwards

Likes to draw in the snow with their penis. Their artwork is comparable to picasso. "
a small amount goes a long way, thank god it wasn't wintergreen mixed with Poitín.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
10 weeks ago

La La Land

They learnt very quickly that the stiletto heel should never be inserted into that orifice

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
10 weeks ago

St Leonards


"They learnt very quickly that the stiletto heel should never be inserted into that orifice "

To be fair, I'm not that quick a learner .

The human below me stole ALL the candy.

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
10 weeks ago

Berkshire

Will be the next one to join the UNLOS brigade

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"They learnt very quickly that the stiletto heel should never be inserted into that orifice

To be fair, I'm not that quick a learner .

The human below me stole ALL the candy."

They nicked all the candy while we were shagging, and stuffed it in their cheeks like a hamster!

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