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"I’m torn. Do I ask her for a fuck for the hundredth time or do I take the hint? " Is she worth it? Ride of your life stuff? If not, take that hint. | |||
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"I was milking my prostate and having a great wank earlier, but then the owner told me I could never go into his shop again. We didn't fight two World Wars only for these fascists to tell us what to do!" Sounds like woke nonsense from a hipster shopkeeper. Wipe it on his curtain next time | |||
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"Is my chin hair and Jimmy Edwards moustache what's stopping me getting meets?" No it’s your age preferences  | |||
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"Is my chin hair and Jimmy Edwards moustache what's stopping me getting meets? No it’s your age preferences "Doh! 🤦 | |||
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"Is my chin hair and Jimmy Edwards moustache what's stopping me getting meets? No it’s your age preferences
Doh! 🤦"Thank you pickle. | |||
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"Should I ask her?" Yes. | |||
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem. " Check out Taylor Swift, Ragnar! | |||
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem. " Let’s run through this. Problems often happen when we least expect and then we go catastrophic and never sleep again. So if you’re sleeping, alls good and don’t worry about it | |||
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem. Check out Taylor Swift, Ragnar! " I prefer her country era up to the red album. All Too Well is the apex of that lsssie’s career. | |||
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem. Check out Taylor Swift, Ragnar! " It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me Forget about it Ragnar I’ve figured it out! | |||
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem. Let’s run through this. Problems often happen when we least expect and then we go catastrophic and never sleep again. So if you’re sleeping, alls good and don’t worry about it " Damn. | |||
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"Im worried about whether my bum looks big in this? " This is often a tricky question for the gentlemen and some feel it’s a trap. What if she’s put on weight? Do you say you like a big booty anyway? Do you hmm and haw? Do you avoid answering? I say no, don’t have the fear and the answer to the question is ‘No dear, you’re as lovely as ever’ | |||
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem. Check out Taylor Swift, Ragnar! It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me Forget about it Ragnar I’ve figured it out! " Phew. That’s a relief. And keep smiling sunshine x | |||
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem. Let’s run through this. Problems often happen when we least expect and then we go catastrophic and never sleep again. So if you’re sleeping, alls good and don’t worry about it Damn. " Sarry x | |||
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"Top of my foot hurts a little bit,, Think I might of banged it, but I’m worried that if I google it, it will be cancer or even worse, imminent death." Go on. What’s the worst that could happen. | |||
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"I’ve liked all their photos, but they have filters up which means I can’t wink or message them. Shall I call them out in the forums? " I’d say they know you’re interested. But filters are there to be respected. Sad to say bud, but move on. | |||
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"Top of my foot hurts a little bit,, Think I might of banged it, but I’m worried that if I google it, it will be cancer or even worse, imminent death." Chop it off... it'll distract from the minor niggle 🤣 | |||
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"Top of my foot hurts a little bit,, Think I might of banged it, but I’m worried that if I google it, it will be cancer or even worse, imminent death. Chop it off... it'll distract from the minor niggle 🤣" Obviously have a basin handy just in case and that box of plasters might not be enough. | |||
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"I’ve liked all their photos, but they have filters up which means I can’t wink or message them. Shall I call them out in the forums? I’d say they know you’re interested. But filters are there to be respected. Sad to say bud, but move on. " I’d say you took this way too serious, or maybe I got the vibe of the thread wrong  | |||
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"I’ve liked all their photos, but they have filters up which means I can’t wink or message them. Shall I call them out in the forums? I’d say they know you’re interested. But filters are there to be respected. Sad to say bud, but move on. I’d say you took this way too serious, or maybe I got the vibe of the thread wrong "WTF! I went to check my liked photos to see if I was the one and everything! | |||
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"I’ve liked all their photos, but they have filters up which means I can’t wink or message them. Shall I call them out in the forums? I’d say they know you’re interested. But filters are there to be respected. Sad to say bud, but move on. I’d say you took this way too serious, or maybe I got the vibe of the thread wrong " | |||
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"I've arranged a Sexual Equality day, and women are moaning that I've got to have a bath and get waxed, etc.. I'm sat here crying. What do I do?" Go to boots? Black Friday deals are on? Get a little scrubber too? | |||
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"I've arranged a Sexual Equality day, and women are moaning that I've got to have a bath and get waxed, etc.. I'm sat here crying. What do I do? Go to boots? Black Friday deals are on? Get a little scrubber too?" But I'm self conscious. What if I don't meet women's expectations? What if they look at my belly or something?!? | |||
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"I've arranged a Sexual Equality day, and women are moaning that I've got to have a bath and get waxed, etc.. I'm sat here crying. What do I do? Go to boots? Black Friday deals are on? Get a little scrubber too? But I'm self conscious. What if I don't meet women's expectations? What if they look at my belly or something?!?" Mate, I’m not Merlin. | |||
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