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As normal I have everything, so come in and have some fun! | |||
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"The last one for awhile, let's make these drinks special tonight.
As normal I have everything, so come in and have some fun!"Evening Sir Toots How come is the bar shutting for a refurb? Just a mocktail for me tonight | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x " Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈 Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table. | |||
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"Evening barperson and a hot toddy please if you can. Thanking you ".of course I can coming right up!. | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x " Of course you can and thank you. How are you today? | |||
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"The last one for awhile, let's make these drinks special tonight.
As normal I have everything, so come in and have some fun!
Evening Sir Toots
How come is the bar shutting for a refurb? Just a mocktail for me tonight "I have work tommorow at 10 pm. Coming right up! | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈 Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table." Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘 | |||
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" Good evening, barman. Can I have a large special White Russian, please. A double measure of vodka, kahlua, brandy and instead of milk, top it up with Bailey's to finish it off, thanks. (Damn, wish I didn't type that,now I want one) "Of course coming right up! Good I day I hope! | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Of course you can and thank you. How are you today?" Thanks Toots, all good thankyou. Are you ready for tomorrow? | |||
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"I’ll have a beer, but with one of those little novelty umbrellas in it" Of course coming right up! | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Of course you can and thank you. How are you today? Thanks Toots, all good thankyou. Are you ready for tomorrow?" Nope it's gonna be awful! But I'll be alright I think, just got to think about the fun times ahead. | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Of course you can and thank you. How are you today? Thanks Toots, all good thankyou. Are you ready for tomorrow? Nope it's gonna be awful! But I'll be alright I think, just got to think about the fun times ahead. "You will be grand 😁 | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Of course you can and thank you. How are you today? Thanks Toots, all good thankyou. Are you ready for tomorrow? Nope it's gonna be awful! But I'll be alright I think, just got to think about the fun times ahead.
You will be grand 😁"Better be, just got to think about the positives of next year you know? | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈 Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table. Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘" 
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies) | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈 Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table. Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies) "🤣 I'll drink it with you my birthday is closer  | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈 Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table. Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies) "😘 | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈 Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table. Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies)
🤣 I'll drink it with you my birthday is closer "Grab a glass | |||
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈 Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table. Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies)
🤣 I'll drink it with you my birthday is closer
Grab a glass"Will do. | |||
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"Hello Tootius! I'll have a pancake please - cinnamon hot shots topped with Cape Velvet and cream. Yum!" Of course coming right up!! Pancake good 😋 | |||
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"Hello Tootius! I'll have a pancake please - cinnamon hot shots topped with Cape Velvet and cream. Yum! Of course coming right up!! Pancake good 😋 " 😁 | |||
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"May I have a foot spa filled with hot water for my cold feet and a southern comfort please kind sir. Good luck for tomorrow too 💓 " Of course you can. 
And what a fun night it's gonna be! | |||
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"May I have a foot spa filled with hot water for my cold feet and a southern comfort please kind sir. Good luck for tomorrow too 💓 Of course you can.
And what a fun night it's gonna be!"Plenty of water ooh and matchsticks for to keep your eyelids open lol 😆 😄 | |||
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"May I have a foot spa filled with hot water for my cold feet and a southern comfort please kind sir. Good luck for tomorrow too 💓 Of course you can.
And what a fun night it's gonna be!
Plenty of water ooh and matchsticks for to keep your eyelids open lol 😆 😄 "Water yes! | |||
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"Is this the party? "And no party I'm just chilling tonight, ehat can I get you? | |||
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"I heard Toots is pulling an all nighter tonight " Yeah sure am come round, we can open that gin! Toot needs to stop daydreaming.  | |||
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"I heard Toots is pulling an all nighter tonight Yeah sure am come round, we can open that gin! Toot needs to stop daydreaming. "Crack it open good sir | |||
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"I heard Toots is pulling an all nighter tonight Yeah sure am come round, we can open that gin! Toot needs to stop daydreaming.
Crack it open good sir "Here's a glass of this witches brew my good lady. | |||
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I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted | |||
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"An all nighter? " I wouldn't have it any other way | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted "Coming right up! No party I'm afraid just chilling. | |||
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"An all nighter? " Well untill 6 am then I'm not sure. | |||
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"I'll have a brandy - I've just driven to Oxford and back in the pouring rain and dark. " Of course coming right up! Oh jeez ita raining bad here too. | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling. "WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few? | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling.
WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few? "Sure why not Whoevers in the bar right now. | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling.
WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few?
Sure why not
Whoevers in the bar right now. "YES!! I knew you could be easily persuaded 😘 Let's leave the bar area for self service. What would possibly go wrong?
I'm going to have a little dance around that 6ft Christmas Tree with Mr Tiger, who looks like he hasn't been fed since the last party  | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling.
WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few?
Sure why not
Whoevers in the bar right now.
YES!! I knew you could be easily persuaded 😘
Let's leave the bar area for self service. What would possibly go wrong?
I'm going to have a little dance around that 6ft Christmas Tree with Mr Tiger, who looks like he hasn't been fed since the last party "That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling.
WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few?
Sure why not
Whoevers in the bar right now.
YES!! I knew you could be easily persuaded 😘
Let's leave the bar area for self service. What would possibly go wrong?
I'm going to have a little dance around that 6ft Christmas Tree with Mr Tiger, who looks like he hasn't been fed since the last party "Oh of course let.
Ahluld I do another thread? I don't know 🤣 | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?" I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴" Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance. | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴" Ah go on then 😁 | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance." You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣 | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance. You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣" . My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.  | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance. You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣. My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room. "A.k.a. wank himself silly | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance. You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣. My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly "👌 | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance. You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣. My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. crank himself silly "I'm not sure you mean sorry.
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance. You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣. My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly
👌"I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course. | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance. You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣. My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly
👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course. "😁 | |||
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course. "I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance. You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣. My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly
👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
😁"I'm scared you only.put an emoji, should I be scared?? | |||
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴 Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch? Not I'm.scared and confused. I'm just go pour a drink and dance. You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣. My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly
👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
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I'm scared you only.put an emoji, should I be scared??"As if, I am not scary 🤣 | |||
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while "Heyyyy why would you wack it. | |||
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" 😁 I'm scared you only.put an emoji, should I be scared??" That's her face after I've just glazed it like a doughnut | |||
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" 😁 I'm scared you only.put an emoji, should I be scared?? That's her face after I've just glazed it like a doughnut "Oh shit 🤣 | |||
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" 😁 I'm scared you only.put an emoji, should I be scared?? That's her face after I've just glazed it like a doughnut "Hop on 😁 | |||
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it. "Because it keeps poking me! | |||
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me! "I'm upstairs I'm a good boy. | |||
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me!
I'm upstairs I'm a good boy. "Oh fuck! It's the Tiger that keeps poking me! 😱 | |||
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me!
I'm upstairs I'm a good boy.
Oh fuck! It's the Tiger that keeps poking me! 😱"Yes it's the tiger, Toot is being good boy. | |||
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me!
I'm upstairs I'm a good boy.
Oh fuck! It's the Tiger that keeps poking me! 😱"Throw him some dreamies | |||
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me!
I'm upstairs I'm a good boy.
Oh fuck! It's the Tiger that keeps poking me! 😱
Throw him some dreamies "Top cupboard. | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted "Chin-chin bottoms up lady  | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Chin-chin bottoms up lady "Wooooooo!! Party the final final party!!! | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Chin-chin bottoms up lady
Wooooooo!! Party the final final party!!!"And it looks like we'll be snowed in 🎉💃 24 hour party at Toots💃🎉 | |||
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Chin-chin bottoms up lady
Wooooooo!! Party the final final party!!!
And it looks like we'll be snowed in
🎉💃 24 hour party at Toots💃🎉"It's snowing here too! Come party me with me | |||
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