FabSwingers.com forum: I can’t get a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

Comment below if you know why?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Up your game with a sky remote pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Up your game with a sky remote pic"

Who has sky in 2024

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By *vriderMan
36 weeks ago

Chester

A hidden profile probably doesn't help...

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Up your game with a sky remote pic

Who has sky in 2024"

Well get a can of Lynx

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By *viatrixWoman
36 weeks ago

Redhill

You get out what you put in…

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Up your game with a sky remote pic

Who has sky in 2024"

Oo oo I know this one...it's me, it's me isn't it, we have Sky in 2024

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"A hidden profile probably doesn't help..."

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

You seem hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"You get out what you put in…

He has to put it in first though 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"You get out what you put in…

I’ve put in a lot of penis pics. More face pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Up your game with a sky remote pic

Who has sky in 2024

Oo oo I know this one...it's me, it's me isn't it, we have Sky in 2024

Omg I can’t believe you’re still in 2004. I’ll come rescue you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Up your game with a sky remote pic

Who has sky in 2024

Well get a can of Lynx"

It’s almost Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"You seem hard work

You love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Up your game with a sky remote pic

Who has sky in 2024

Well get a can of Lynx

It’s almost Christmas"

Sorted, a nice selection of Lynx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Up your game with a sky remote pic

Who has sky in 2024

Well get a can of Lynx

It’s almost Christmas

Sorted, a nice selection of Lynx "

It’s always that or socks

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Up your game with a sky remote pic

Who has sky in 2024

Well get a can of Lynx

It’s almost Christmas

Sorted, a nice selection of Lynx

It’s always that or socks "

Both useful

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

It's because you're fussy. 😉

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By *ondoner27Man
36 weeks ago

london

The odds are not in your favour, but dont let it get you down, its hard to stand out on just photos and a small bio

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

Probably 'cause you're using the word meet.

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

It's times like these where I find it best to blame the world.

I don't know, I haven't had the urge for a meet for quite some time now. Unless a meet involves curling up by the fire, it seems like a lot of effort.

I crave excitement at the moment about as much as a non-dairy, de-caffinated, skinny latte, in a paper cup. Which for the avoidance of doubt is not a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Probably 'cause you're using the word meet."
I’m not trying to meet you 🫵🏾

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"It's because you're fussy. 😉"

I know my worth. I don’t settle for anyone not in my league

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"It's times like these where I find it best to blame the world."
wokeism wins again

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

"Probably 'cause you're using the word meet. I’m not trying to meet you 🫵🏾"

About time. 🖤

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Too picky and demanding. Be grateful for what you’ve got 🙄

Mrs TMN x

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Neither can I when I want one

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By *cnugatugMan
36 weeks ago

Chatham

The fact that you're profile is hidden maybe a contributing factor

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

TP🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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By *WB85Man
36 weeks ago

Staffordshire

People are scared of your magic pickle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Probably 'cause you're using the word meet. I’m not trying to meet you 🫵🏾

About time. 🖤"

👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Neither can I when I want one "
if you weren’t in Edinburgh I’d offer you my pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Have you considered joining Fab guys? Or why not create a female persona and post as Stephanie?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Became your not Wonko!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Too picky and demanding. Be grateful for what you’ve got 🙄

Mrs TMN x"

I’ve got beautiful beautiful partners. But I reckon I can get 4/5 hundred more.

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
36 weeks ago

Right up your street

I’ll meet you if you buy me a Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"The fact that you're profile is hidden maybe a contributing factor "

Minor detail. I send face pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"People are scared of your magic pickle. "

Understandable. It’s intimidating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Have you considered joining Fab guys? Or why not create a female persona and post as Stephanie?"

I like that name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Became your not Wonko! "

I am wonko

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
36 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

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By *he AmbassadorMan
36 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Being a fan Ninja is surely helping your case OP.

👍

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"I’ll meet you if you buy me a Guinness "

Oooooft. And you’ll let me top?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"The fact that you're profile is hidden maybe a contributing factor

Minor detail. I send face pics. "

Maybe its the face pics that is putting them off. I understand that most women would prefer an unsolicited dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Being a fan Ninja is surely helping your case OP.

👍"

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

ASSHDHDKSLSLKSHSKSKSJSKSKS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"The fact that you're profile is hidden maybe a contributing factor

Minor detail. I send face pics.

Maybe it’s the face pics that is putting them off. I understand that most women would prefer an unsolicited dick pic

Ok bet. I’ll try that.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I’ll meet you if you buy me a Guinness

Oooooft. And you’ll let me top?"

Can I watch

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
36 weeks ago

Right up your street

"I’ll meet you if you buy me a Guinness

Oooooft. And you’ll let me top?"

You’ll have to slip a double Tia Maria in my Guinness for that 😜

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm not sure, but can I borrow your posh hotel room for a couple of hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I think someone is telling little porky pies……

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"I think someone is telling little porky pies……"
you calling me fat, John?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I think someone is telling little porky pies……you calling me fat, John? "

Bro’……compared to me, you’re svelte babes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"I think someone is telling little porky pies……you calling me fat, John?

Bro’……compared to me, you’re svelte babes. "

I dunno what that means but ok 🍆🍆

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By *ad NannaWoman
36 weeks ago

East London

"Up your game with a sky remote pic

Who has sky in 2024"

It's Fire sticks now and their remotes are tiny.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
36 weeks ago

North West

You could say Pickles is in a bit of a pickle here to get meets.

Don't worry I will see myself out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Up your game with a sky remote pic

Who has sky in 2024

It's Fire sticks now and their remotes are tiny."

I’m bigger than one of those aren’t I

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"You could say Pickles is in a bit of a pickle here to get meets.

Don't worry I will see myself out "

🍅

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Have you considered joining Fab guys? Or why not create a female persona and post as Stephanie?

I like that name. "

You can't have it, it's mine...xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Have you considered joining Fab guys? Or why not create a female persona and post as Stephanie?

I like that name.

You can't have it, it's mine...xxx"
I’ll settle for you

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By *enk15Man
36 weeks ago

Evesham

Because no one on here is real. We are all just A.I programmed to lure you in.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
36 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Have you considered joining Fab guys? Or why not create a female persona and post as Stephanie?

I like that name.

You can't have it, it's mine...xxx I’ll settle for you

You really do like that name!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
36 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Being a fan Ninja is surely helping your case OP.

👍

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

ASSHDHDKSLSLKSHSKSKSJSKSKS

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a Fab Ninja , all blacked out and hiding in the shadows to strike unsuspecting victims,, sure the women just love a ninja profile,, least that's what all the Threads say

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
36 weeks ago

Always on the move

Have you tried sending a very vague copy and paste message to 500 different people?

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By *asty tatsyMan
36 weeks ago

london

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By *heGateKeeperMan
36 weeks ago

Stratford

Who do you want to meet your meat?

I’ll put in a good word for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Being a fan Ninja is surely helping your case OP.

👍

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

ASSHDHDKSLSLKSHSKSKSJSKSKS

a Fab Ninja , all blacked out and hiding in the shadows to strike unsuspecting victims,, sure the women just love a ninja profile,, least that's what all the Threads say

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Face?

Seems to be that with me and any chats

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"You seem hard work

This🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"You seem hard work

This🤣🤣🤣🤣"

You can work me hard x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Face?

Seems to be that with me and any chats"

You want to see my face?

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By *istr3ssWoman
36 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

"A hidden profile probably doesn't help..."

I do not reply to anyone who has their profile hidden

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
36 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Too needy.

Too woke.

Too young.

Too sexy.

💜

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"A hidden profile probably doesn't help...

I do not reply to anyone who has their profile hidden"
ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Too needy.

Too woke.

Too young.

Too sexy.

💜"

All of these things ❤️

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands

Too cold for Picnics.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

You're just too cool (or whatever the kids say, sick?!) for this place Pickles

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By *hagTonightMan
36 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

Patience is the key

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Face?

Seems to be that with me and any chats

You want to see my face?"

I’ve seen it. Could be worse

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

You need to up your dance game 🕺💃

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By *rHotNottsMan
36 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Too needy.

Too woke.

Too young.

Too sexy.

💜

All of these things ❤️"

I think u nailed it

If you were a woman I’d avoid, avoid , avoid.

Although I’m sure you’re a nice guy

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By *hallasMan
36 weeks ago

do you care?

"Comment below if you know why?"

To self absorbed

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By *inger_SnapWoman
36 weeks ago

Hampshire

"It's times like these where I find it best to blame the world.

I don't know, I haven't had the urge for a meet for quite some time now. Unless a meet involves curling up by the fire, it seems like a lot of effort.

I crave excitement at the moment about as much as a non-dairy, de-caffinated, skinny latte, in a paper cup. Which for the avoidance of doubt is not a lot."

Same...

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By *inger_SnapWoman
36 weeks ago

Hampshire

You're out of most people's league

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"You're out of most people's league "

Definitely out of yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Comment below if you know why?

To self absorbed "

I’d have started with ‘Dear Self Absorbed’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"You need to up your dance game 🕺💃"

Rub your bum on me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Too needy.

Too woke.

Too young.

Too sexy.

💜

All of these things ❤️

I think u nailed it

If you were a woman I’d avoid, avoid , avoid.

Although I’m sure you’re a nice guy

I’m a man on here and I get more action than most women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Too needy.

Too woke.

Too young.

Too sexy.

💜

All of these things ❤️

I think u nailed it

If you were a woman I’d avoid, avoid , avoid.

Although I’m sure you’re a nice guy

I’m a man on here and I get more action than most women.

I mean no I don’t.

Shit.

Fucked it.

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"You need to up your dance game 🕺💃

Rub your bum on me. "

Oooh yeah baby. I'll use you like a piece of toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"You need to up your dance game 🕺💃

Rub your bum on me.

Oooh yeah baby. I'll use you like a piece of toilet paper

Gee

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I've been on and off here for 3 years. I long ago stopped making any effort to get a meet. The cock to pussy ratio is just way too high.

Just have a wank, the end result its the same and its much less stress and hassle.

Forums on the other hand are a great source of entertainement, that's all I'm her for!

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land

You don't live in Cymru

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"You don't live in Cymru

No but I’m going to visit for a hike next year

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land

"You don't live in Cymru

No but I’m going to visit for a hike next year

There'll be a welcome in the hillside and all that

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