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"Wash it. Make sure you wash your rice" Unless it's in a micro packet 🤣 | |||
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"Wash it. Make sure you wash your rice Unless it's in a micro packet 🤣"  we don’t do that here | |||
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"Wash it. Make sure you wash your rice Unless it's in a micro packet 🤣 we don’t do that here"NEVER look in my cupboards 🤭 | |||
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"Buy a rice cooker Buy Jasmine rice Rinse rice Add 3 scoops of rice fill with water up to the number 3 line Switch on rice cooker, it switches off when cooked" What she says - would not be without my rice cooker (though in terms of water, I put about 1cm above the level of rice that you have in the cooker). | |||
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"Get the micro packet, tear top half way,whack in micro. 🤣😘" This! | |||
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"Just get a rice cooker. " less than £20 on Amazon or at Dunelm (or if you can get to Staples corner, go to Wing Yips (and while you are there go to the Reindeer Cafe and get some fantasic food) | |||
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"Can someone please tell me exactly how to cook rice
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"Ignore the ‘traditional’ methods and you don’t need a rice cooker. This produces beautiful rice every time, grains all loose. In a saucepan with a tightly fitting lid that will keep steam in. Boil a kettle of water. Saucepan on hob, melt a bit of butter and add salt, add rice, do not wash it beforehand. Swish the rice around in the butter making sure all the rice is coated. Then add boiling water to a depth double the height of the rice. Get it boiling, lid on… then turn the heat right down, just enough heat to keep the rice at eating temperature. Leave it. The water will all be absorbed. Eat when grains al dente. | |||
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"Can someone please tell me exactly how to cook rice
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Ignore the ‘traditional’ methods and you don’t need a rice cooker. This produces beautiful rice every time, grains all loose.
In a saucepan with a tightly fitting lid that will keep steam in. Boil a kettle of water. Saucepan on hob, melt a bit of butter and add salt, add rice, do not wash it beforehand. Swish the rice around in the butter making sure all the rice is coated. Then add boiling water to a depth double the height of the rice. Get it boiling, lid on… then turn the heat right down, just enough heat to keep the rice at eating temperature. Leave it. The water will all be absorbed. Eat when grains al dente. "Adding butter. You know ball | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker " Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice. | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice. " I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker " All's well that ends well. Potato is MUCH better with chilli anyway. Facts. | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker All's well that ends well. Potato is MUCH better with chilli anyway. Facts." I find it weird that you can just tell a lie and then write facts after? | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice. I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing " There are plenty of Nigerian mums that are looking to marry off their sons. You’re welcome | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice. I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing " B&Q is where husbands go on the weekend to avoid their wives. Better visiting Toolstation and flicking your hair about. | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice. I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing B&Q is where husbands go on the weekend to avoid their wives. Better visiting Toolstation and flicking your hair about." there’s no room to find a man in a tool station  | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker All's well that ends well. Potato is MUCH better with chilli anyway. Facts. I find it weird that you can just tell a lie and then write facts after?" Look, it's the will of the people. Get over it. | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice. I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing B&Q is where husbands go on the weekend to avoid their wives. Better visiting Toolstation and flicking your hair about. there’s no room to find a man in a tool station "Stand outside and flick your hair around Hants. Make sure you look really confused trying to work out what to order. Job done. P.S Yolo is right. Potatoes are far better. Don't forget a copious amount of cheese. | |||
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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well. I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli. Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal. Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker All's well that ends well. Potato is MUCH better with chilli anyway. Facts. I find it weird that you can just tell a lie and then write facts after? Look, it's the will of the people. Get over it." Chili is eaten with rice YOLO. get over it!! | |||
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"Get the micro packet, tear top half way,whack in micro. 🤣😘" Based answer | |||
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"One cup rice Two cups water. Bring to boil Turn down to simmer until water is absorbed. Check after ten mins and every five after that. Usually takes around 12 mins. The size of the cup is irrelevant as long as you use the same one for rice and water" Totally agree with this apart from two additions: 1. Cover the rice with a lid whilst simmering. 2. Once the 12 mins are up/all the water is absorbed then turn off the heat and leave the rice for 10 mins. That will make it fluffier. | |||
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"Can someone please tell me exactly how to cook rice
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"Oh I was given a great tip by an asian guy I used to work with, never looked back! So... use basmati, Tilda is elite! Fill a pan with water (ignore the 2x rule, just fill the pan 3/4 full, its fine!). Bring to the boil and you'll start to see the rice flying around at the top doing like an up/down/circle motion. Keep it like that until its about 90-95% cooked. Literally taste/check it, it should still be a little firm/hard still, so a little undercooked. Then, drain the water off, keep the rice in the same hot pan, gently fluff it up (loosen it) with a falk and keep in pan with the lid on (off the heat). The hot pan will steam it for the final part and it will never really over cook!! So it can steam for 5 mins, 10 mins, its fine... it'll be perfect!! PS: I am actually really fun at parties 🤣🙈 | |||
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