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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
5 days ago

Harrogate

… what a way to begin it all.

Let’s all play, I’m sure you know what’s what but if you don’t, you say you’re in and if someone takes your eye, you ask a forum member in the thread to post your message on the thread.

Have I explained that clearly? Great.

I fancy… YOU!

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
5 days ago

york

I am in! Can I ask you to tell yourself I fancy you in lieu of any others?

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By *andA250Couple
5 days ago

London

In x

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By *ryingitout19Man
5 days ago

Wales

Afternoon all

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

In and I will drop filters for postie duties.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton

In please

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

as per, im happy to play lingerie-clad postie 🙂📮Px

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By *aitonelMan
5 days ago

Travelling

I have no mates!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West


"I have no mates! "

I can pretend for the sake of the thread. 😁

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe


"I have no mates! "

you have droolers though.

ahem, my bad, i mean admirers.

🙄🤤 Px

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton


"I have no mates! "

Oh well you'll just have to be direct then 🤣

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By *inxy777Woman
5 days ago

essex

In x

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By *r John WickMan
5 days ago

The Continental

I’m in.

I fancy me.

I’m fuckin’ hot.

My mate told me.

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman
5 days ago

Birmingham

In to spread the dirty stuff.. no lovey dovey just pure filth.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

oi oi Turtle 🐢

a beautiful mate of mine said could you please tell Turtle he's gorgeous 😍

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
5 days ago

Harrogate


"I have no mates! "

I’ll be your mate. 👍🏽

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By *eardedguy800Man
5 days ago

Kidderminster

In

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By *ah HumbugMan
5 days ago

here and there

I fancy that wonko bloke

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
5 days ago

Reigate

In x

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By *C44Man
5 days ago

Newbourne

In

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By *insdaleMan
5 days ago

By far away.

In, and i wish someone did actually fancied me and said so.

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By *X2019Man
5 days ago

Newcastle

In!

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By *r Potato HeadMan
5 days ago

Manchester

Why not, I'm in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
5 days ago

Stratford

In

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
5 days ago

kent

We’ll play Xx

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By *outhboyMan
5 days ago

derry

In

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands

I'm in, spent far too much time talking about tanks today, need a change.

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By *ea monkeyMan
5 days ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in!

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands

Turtle Moves, my scrumptious mate says, he looks turtlely delicious. 🐢😍

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman
5 days ago

Birmingham

Dirty matey boy says

Can you please tell fitSurreyCouple I’d love to spunk all over that titty chandelier tattoo

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By *oo..Woman
5 days ago

Boo's World

Boo is in please

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By *eviant KnightMan
5 days ago

Norton

I'm in x

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By *inxy777Woman
5 days ago

essex

I can postie if needed xx

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

Sure I'm in

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
5 days ago

Harrogate

“Gatekeeper I want your sausage.”

Is the message from a hottie.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West


"I'm in, spent far too much time talking about tanks today, need a change."

Is that rhyming slang? 😈

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

one for a certain head of potatoe... a delicious friend of mine said "_r potato head, dam where have you been hiding?!!

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

this one is for the beautiful Daizy, from a gorgeous gent!

Can you tell Daizy that every time I come back to this site after a break the first thing I do is check if she has posted any new pictures 😍😍😍

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands


"I'm in, spent far too much time talking about tanks today, need a change.

Is that rhyming slang? 😈"

I have been enquiring about wanks in tanks, very enlightening!

Anyway, a msg for you Julie,

Just sliding in in a pastel backdrop to stare down the camera, straighten my tie and say

Julie says you have a wes Anderson date to organise.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West


"I'm in, spent far too much time talking about tanks today, need a change.

Is that rhyming slang? 😈

I have been enquiring about wanks in tanks, very enlightening!

Anyway, a msg for you Julie,

Just sliding in in a pastel backdrop to stare down the camera, straighten my tie and say

Julie says you have a wes Anderson date to organise."

Eh? Did my postie send it to you direct? 🫣 Honestly all my messages are going a bit wrong today! 😂

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands


"I'm in, spent far too much time talking about tanks today, need a change.

Is that rhyming slang? 😈

I have been enquiring about wanks in tanks, very enlightening!

Anyway, a msg for you Julie,

Just sliding in in a pastel backdrop to stare down the camera, straighten my tie and say

Julie says you have a wes Anderson date to organise.

Eh? Did my postie send it to you direct? 🫣 Honestly all my messages are going a bit wrong today! 😂"

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I did get a bit jealous there thinking you had been arranging Wes Anderson dates with someone else! 🤣😂

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By *andA250Couple
5 days ago

London

Me potato head. A mate of mine wants to know if she can give you head ?

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

coooooiiieee, gatekeeper, this one is for you, from a rather stunning mate..

"is next year good? "

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By *inxy777Woman
5 days ago

essex

From a sexy lady, Mr TryingItOut... if he could kindly try my throat out with his dick. no, even better, how about i try his dick out on my cunt. no, how unladylike. what i meant to say is your profile is delicious and i want to ruin your life for the night. FUCK. no, i mean, hi 🙂

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands


"this one is for the beautiful Daizy, from a gorgeous gent!

Can you tell Daizy that every time I come back to this site after a break the first thing I do is check if she has posted any new pictures 😍😍😍

"

And then you leave again in disgust and horror??

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
5 days ago

Brum

Message for Quack...I definitely fancy you

From a BusyBusyGirl 😘

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
5 days ago

Newcastle

I'm in x

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Message for Quack...I definitely fancy you

From a BusyBusyGirl 😘"

.I see what you did there.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

I have to go be parent taxi so please use a different postal service for the time being. Thank you. 😂

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By *andA250Couple
5 days ago

London

Quack. We think a certain sexy soul fancies you!!

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By *ryingitout19Man
5 days ago

Wales


"From a sexy lady, Mr TryingItOut... if he could kindly try my throat out with his dick. no, even better, how about i try his dick out on my cunt. no, how unladylike. what i meant to say is your profile is delicious and i want to ruin your life for the night. FUCK. no, i mean, hi 🙂"

Ruin my life for a night?

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
5 days ago

edinbugh

I’ll have a go, In

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By *he AmbassadorMan
5 days ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

In for a bit,

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 days ago

Leeds

Your mate is full of shit.

The mr

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton


"Your mate is full of shit.

The mr "

Apparently I don't have any 🤣🤣🤣

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By *MCMan
5 days ago

London/EA

In and also happy to play postie.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 days ago

Leeds


"Your mate is full of shit.

The mr

Apparently I don't have any 🤣🤣🤣"

Me neither.

Great isn’t it.

Not having to feed people with bullshit to make themselves feel better about their piss poor decision making.

The mr

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton


"Your mate is full of shit.

The mr

Apparently I don't have any 🤣🤣🤣

Me neither.

Great isn’t it.

Not having to feed people with bullshit to make themselves feel better about their piss poor decision making.

The mr "

That's an interesting take on it lol

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By *r Potato HeadMan
5 days ago

Manchester


"one for a certain head of potatoe... a delicious friend of mine said "_r potato head, dam where have you been hiding?!! "

Tell your friend I've been lurking in the shadows, but I'm always happy to receive a little flirt in my inbox....x

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
5 days ago

My Own Little World

In

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 days ago

Leeds

I'm happy to play postmistress

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By *r Potato HeadMan
5 days ago

Manchester


"Me potato head. A mate of mine wants to know if she can give you head ? "

I do have a number of spare parts, eyes, lips, but don't have a head, so yes I'm open to head....

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
5 days ago

Brum

In

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By *sWyldWoman
5 days ago

Edinburgh

I'm in and happy to be postie

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
5 days ago

southend-on-sea

Sorry, instructions too complex. insert new user and try again.

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By *Jblue321Man
5 days ago

Chester

I’m up for this

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
5 days ago

Hell

I’m in and I’ll get my postie shorts 🩳

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman
5 days ago

Birmingham

Message incoming from a beautiful matey to Julie Beef..

Hey beautiful, I'm looking forward to making arrangements with your fine self and the gorgeous beef in the new year

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By *MCMan
5 days ago

London/EA

A message for little miss halloween from a very hot friend of mine…

Bring that sexy red set this way, I need a kiss

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton

Well let me know mystery person

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By *C44Man
5 days ago

Newbourne


"this one is for the beautiful Daizy, from a gorgeous gent!

Can you tell Daizy that every time I come back to this site after a break the first thing I do is check if she has posted any new pictures 😍😍😍

And then you leave again in disgust and horror?? "

At myself, yes

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By *ryingitout19Man
5 days ago

Wales

Back in

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By *aven.Woman
5 days ago

Not the North West...

So I need a mate and someone I fancy, this could be tricky

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

A message from my utterly lovely mate to trying it out.

Can you please tell trying it out to get his arse up to the other side of Wales so I can squeeze those thighs.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton

A normal man my gorgeous friend says you have a mighty fine set of strong thighs on you, she feels they would benefit from her sat upon them! 😈😈

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
5 days ago

Right up your street

I’m in

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West


"I'm in, spent far too much time talking about tanks today, need a change.

Is that rhyming slang? 😈

I have been enquiring about wanks in tanks, very enlightening!

Anyway, a msg for you Julie,

Just sliding in in a pastel backdrop to stare down the camera, straighten my tie and say

Julie says you have a wes Anderson date to organise.

Eh? Did my postie send it to you direct? 🫣 Honestly all my messages are going a bit wrong today! 😂

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I did get a bit jealous there thinking you had been arranging Wes Anderson dates with someone else! 🤣😂"

As if! That would be incredibly rude! 😘

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West


"Message incoming from a beautiful matey to Julie Beef..

Hey beautiful, I'm looking forward to making arrangements with your fine self and the gorgeous beef in the new year "

Hurry up next year... 🔥

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By *atureguy281066Man
5 days ago

Manchester

I’m in

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
5 days ago

Hell

A message for:

The Turtle Moves

With your slow pace and my fast wit, I feel i could entice you out of that shell

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By *og657TV/TS
5 days ago

Fareham

I'm in

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

A message from my beautiful for Tryingitout19

What's a girl to do, to try you out?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton

Onefor Quacksplat from a hottie he wants you to know he fancies the arse off you!!! The red hair just seals the deal 🥵 xx

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By *ryingitout19Man
5 days ago

Wales


"A message from my utterly lovely mate to trying it out.

Can you please tell trying it out to get his arse up to the other side of Wales so I can squeeze those thighs."

They need a rubdown currently

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By *ussyeater27Man
5 days ago

London/Murcia/ Bath/Glasgow/ Dublin All over for work

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By *ryingitout19Man
5 days ago

Wales


"A message from my beautiful for Tryingitout19

What's a girl to do, to try you out? "

Now there’s a question….

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By *nterblueMan
5 days ago

manchester

In for a bit

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

Kai, my mate is well fit and she wants you to know...

Good to see you back in the forums.

Be even better if you dropped that camera level again, and let us see the abs and penis

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By *heGateKeeperMan
5 days ago

Stratford


"“Gatekeeper I want your sausage.”

Is the message from a hottie. "

You can have me sausage patty anytime (I genuinely don’t know who you are but the above still applies)

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe


"Onefor Quacksplat from a hottie he wants you to know he fancies the arse off you!!! The red hair just seals the deal 🥵 xx"

reveal yourself..then come stroke my hair, or my ass. your choice Px

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By *heGateKeeperMan
5 days ago

Stratford


"coooooiiieee, gatekeeper, this one is for you, from a rather stunning mate..

"is next year good? " "

This year works too

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By *orbidden eastMan
5 days ago

london dodging electric scooters

in

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By *og657TV/TS
5 days ago

Fareham

Quacks plat, your well fit x

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

one for the wonderful MsWyld, from a stunning gent..

MsWyld, with you I would like to raise a glass - along with something else..

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton

Another one for Quacksplat. My lovely friend would like to eat warm cornflakes with you, and maybe with one of your special milkshakes.

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By *ildTimes777Man
5 days ago

Colchester/London


"Another one for Quacksplat. My lovely friend would like to eat warm cornflakes with you, and maybe with one of your special milkshakes. "

🤣🤣🤣 Oooh I wonder who that's from? 🤣🤣🤣 Very discreet ....🤣🤣🤣

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
5 days ago

Wales

In and already sent a few, just to be sneaky

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
5 days ago

Wales


"Another one for Quacksplat. My lovely friend would like to eat warm cornflakes with you, and maybe with one of your special milkshakes.

🤣🤣🤣 Oooh I wonder who that's from? 🤣🤣🤣 Very discreet ....🤣🤣🤣"

No idea 🤔😂

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By *emptme1993Man
5 days ago

manchester

I’m in

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By *zChiefWoman
5 days ago

middle of somewhere

In ...for a little while.

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By *B69Woman
5 days ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
5 days ago

Right up your street


"Onefor Quacksplat from a hottie he wants you to know he fancies the arse off you!!! The red hair just seals the deal 🥵 xx

reveal yourself..then come stroke my hair, or my ass. your choice Px "

Happy to reveal myself 😆

I’ll happily stroke your hair, how about spanking your ass? 😜

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By *MCMan
5 days ago

London/EA

A message from a lovely gent for Minxy77

You decided what film we’re watching yet?

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By *dswingersCouple
5 days ago

chelmsford

in x

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By *ildTimes777Man
5 days ago

Colchester/London

ATTENTION PLEASE....Message for Miss Bella from a gentleman...

"Hey miss bella let's drink fruity gin together while munching on some wagon wheels, and cuddles can't forget that" 😁

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

Little Miss, my lovely mate wants you to know...

For the lovely littlemiss

I look forward to meeting you at the mls next year, should be a ton of fun.😁

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By *sWyldWoman
5 days ago

Edinburgh


"one for the wonderful MsWyld, from a stunning gent..

MsWyld, with you I would like to raise a glass - along with something else.. "

Oh I like a glass of something sparkly

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
5 days ago

Brum

Another message for Miss Bella ...

Sharing is caring right? 😜

From a Brummie girl who you might know 😘

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By *zChiefWoman
5 days ago

middle of somewhere

Message for Miss Bella:

One day I’m going to stop perving on you, but thankfully today is not that day….. rydych chi'n hyfryd

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman
5 days ago

Birmingham

Incoming For wild times..

Looking forward to jingling your baubles

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
5 days ago

Ends

I’ll play for a bit.

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 days ago

Leeds

One for my delicious fellow redhead Quacksplat...

I want to spank that arse and make you moan

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By *heGateKeeperMan
5 days ago

Stratford


"I’ll play for a bit. "

Message for SteviePickle:

I’d pay a handsome penny for your pickle juice. Pause 😗

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By *anexx returnsMan
5 days ago

skipton

In

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
5 days ago

Ends


"I’ll play for a bit.

Message for SteviePickle:

I’d pay a handsome penny for your pickle juice. Pause 😗"

SZA’s grandma was right. You think I’m STUPID, GK. I KNOW IT WAS YOU

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
5 days ago

Ends


"Another message for Miss Bella ...

Sharing is caring right? 😜

From a Brummie girl who you might know 😘"

This is cheating!!!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
5 days ago

Stratford


"I’ll play for a bit.

Message for SteviePickle:

I’d pay a handsome penny for your pickle juice. Pause 😗

SZA’s grandma was right. You think I’m STUPID, GK. I KNOW IT WAS YOU "

Ooooooh I do love a grandma

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
5 days ago

Ends


"I’ll play for a bit.

Message for SteviePickle:

I’d pay a handsome penny for your pickle juice. Pause 😗

SZA’s grandma was right. You think I’m STUPID, GK. I KNOW IT WAS YOU

Ooooooh I do love a grandma "

Same.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
5 days ago

Brum

From an absolutely gorgeous forum hottie...

Message for Steven and the Pickle of Magic, that i actually do kinda fancy him.. and not just for his wonderful forum presence. I know im not his cuppa, and we definitely aren't into the shame shiz, however i enjoy indulging from afar.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
5 days ago

Stratford


"I’ll play for a bit.

Message for SteviePickle:

I’d pay a handsome penny for your pickle juice. Pause 😗

SZA’s grandma was right. You think I’m STUPID, GK. I KNOW IT WAS YOU

Ooooooh I do love a grandma

Same.

"

The same ones? Let’s converse

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
5 days ago

Brum


"Another message for Miss Bella ...

Sharing is caring right? 😜

From a Brummie girl who you might know 😘

This is cheating!!!"

I don't care 🤣🤣😘

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe


"One for my delicious fellow redhead Quacksplat...

I want to spank that arse and make you moan "

sooooo... what time are you coming?

also, pick wor sparkle up on your way please and thanks 😍 Px

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton

ForAMC from my absolutely gorgeous friend

You look tired, fancy a massage?..

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton


"Little Miss, my lovely mate wants you to know...

For the lovely littlemiss

I look forward to meeting you at the mls next year, should be a ton of fun.😁"

Oooh I'm intrigued !!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
5 days ago

Ends


"I’ll play for a bit.

Message for SteviePickle:

I’d pay a handsome penny for your pickle juice. Pause 😗

SZA’s grandma was right. You think I’m STUPID, GK. I KNOW IT WAS YOU

Ooooooh I do love a grandma

Same.

The same ones? Let’s converse "

MESSAGE ME KING

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Another one for Quacksplat. My lovely friend would like to eat warm cornflakes with you, and maybe with one of your special milkshakes.

🤣🤣🤣 Oooh I wonder who that's from? 🤣🤣🤣 Very discreet ....🤣🤣🤣

No idea 🤔😂"

Same, quite a silly message If you ask me.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
5 days ago

Ends


"

From an absolutely gorgeous forum hottie...

Message for Steven and the Pickle of Magic, that i actually do kinda fancy him.. and not just for his wonderful forum presence. I know im not his cuppa, and we definitely aren't into the shame shiz, however i enjoy indulging from afar."

👀👀👀 message me then. ❤️

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By *vriderMan
5 days ago

Chester

Late to the party but in!

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By *MCMan
5 days ago

London/EA


"ForAMC from my absolutely gorgeous friend

You look tired, fancy a massage?.."

That would be ideal, please dm me to organised 😅

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By *ookie46Woman
5 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in for a bit

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By *hiversMan
5 days ago

Dinas Powys

In for a while

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By *aitonelMan
5 days ago

Travelling

I'm being lazy and cba to scroll. If I got a message thank you!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
5 days ago

Southampton


"I'm being lazy and cba to scroll. If I got a message thank you! "

You did... someone wants to see your penis 🤣🤣😉

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By *sWyldWoman
5 days ago

Edinburgh

For the Gatekeeper. This gorgeous bombshell of a woman has sent me this message for you..

Let’s do Fish & chips again

Enjoy!!

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

I'll be in again untill it's over , got nothing else to do today.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
5 days ago

Ends


"

From an absolutely gorgeous forum hottie...

Message for Steven and the Pickle of Magic, that i actually do kinda fancy him.. and not just for his wonderful forum presence. I know im not his cuppa, and we definitely aren't into the shame shiz, however i enjoy indulging from afar.

👀👀👀 message me then. ❤️"

Well that was underwhelming

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
5 days ago

Brum


"

From an absolutely gorgeous forum hottie...

Message for Steven and the Pickle of Magic, that i actually do kinda fancy him.. and not just for his wonderful forum presence. I know im not his cuppa, and we definitely aren't into the shame shiz, however i enjoy indulging from afar.

👀👀👀 message me then. ❤️

Well that was underwhelming "

Not as underwhelming as all of my messages 🤣

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
5 days ago

Ends


"

From an absolutely gorgeous forum hottie...

Message for Steven and the Pickle of Magic, that i actually do kinda fancy him.. and not just for his wonderful forum presence. I know im not his cuppa, and we definitely aren't into the shame shiz, however i enjoy indulging from afar.

👀👀👀 message me then. ❤️

Well that was underwhelming

Not as underwhelming as all of my messages 🤣"

You mean me professing that I fancy you in DM

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
5 days ago

Brum


"

From an absolutely gorgeous forum hottie...

Message for Steven and the Pickle of Magic, that i actually do kinda fancy him.. and not just for his wonderful forum presence. I know im not his cuppa, and we definitely aren't into the shame shiz, however i enjoy indulging from afar.

👀👀👀 message me then. ❤️

Well that was underwhelming

Not as underwhelming as all of my messages 🤣

You mean me professing that I fancy you in DM"

Well I meant apart from that one...😘😘😘

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
5 days ago

Cardiff

The phrase 'my mate fancies you' was used to bully me at school, so many people would say it to me to taunt me for being the fat ugly girl

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By *ildTimes777Man
5 days ago

Colchester/London


"Incoming For wild times..

Looking forward to jingling your baubles "

I wasn't in, I was dragged in on postie duties 😂 but thank you...whoever you are, jingle away..

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

This was a very "I'm in" thread with just a handful of people sending messages. Unless lots of people make the effort it's always going to be a bit dull. You're not professing undying love ffs. Anyway, I sent some so I'm allowed on my high horse 😂

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"This was a very "I'm in" thread with just a handful of people sending messages. Unless lots of people make the effort it's always going to be a bit dull. You're not professing undying love ffs. Anyway, I sent some so I'm allowed on my high horse 😂"

I've my lot, maybe it will pick up beofore it ends?

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 days ago

Leeds

Out as postie...guess people don't have many mates to send too

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By *aitonelMan
5 days ago

Travelling


"This was a very "I'm in" thread with just a handful of people sending messages. Unless lots of people make the effort it's always going to be a bit dull. You're not professing undying love ffs. Anyway, I sent some so I'm allowed on my high horse 😂"

You all should be ashamed!

Unless not doing so is your kink. Then don't be ashamed. There is no shame in kink

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

Incoming message for Little Liaisons, they attached a face pic but I have no way to get that to you. It was a nice face.

Mega hot & very local, how about we try and work our way to the top of Santas naughty list together?

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By *agnar73Man
5 days ago

glasgow-ish


"This was a very "I'm in" thread with just a handful of people sending messages. Unless lots of people make the effort it's always going to be a bit dull. You're not professing undying love ffs. Anyway, I sent some so I'm allowed on my high horse 😂"

I didn’t send any. I’ll say Julie you’re hawt anyways

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West


"This was a very "I'm in" thread with just a handful of people sending messages. Unless lots of people make the effort it's always going to be a bit dull. You're not professing undying love ffs. Anyway, I sent some so I'm allowed on my high horse 😂

You all should be ashamed!

Unless not doing so is your kink. Then don't be ashamed. There is no shame in kink "

Indeed. It wasn't meant to shame anyone though. Just an observation as to why it was maybe a disappointment to some.

If anyone did want to be shamed though, you can crawl over here on all fours and show me just how sorry you are!

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
5 days ago

Berkshire

In

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"This was a very "I'm in" thread with just a handful of people sending messages. Unless lots of people make the effort it's always going to be a bit dull. You're not professing undying love ffs. Anyway, I sent some so I'm allowed on my high horse 😂

You all should be ashamed!

Unless not doing so is your kink. Then don't be ashamed. There is no shame in kink

Indeed. It wasn't meant to shame anyone though. Just an observation as to why it was maybe a disappointment to some.

If anyone did want to be shamed though, you can crawl over here on all fours and show me just how sorry you are!"

Oooh sister Julie or something else. 🤔

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
5 days ago

Ends


"The phrase 'my mate fancies you' was used to bully me at school, so many people would say it to me to taunt me for being the fat ugly girl "

Ok well I think you’re fucking sexy.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West


"If anyone did want to be shamed though, you can crawl over here on all fours and show me just how sorry you are!

Oooh sister Julie or something else. 🤔 "

Oh it is Sunday again! 🤔😈

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If anyone did want to be shamed though, you can crawl over here on all fours and show me just how sorry you are!

Oooh sister Julie or something else. 🤔

Oh it is Sunday again! 🤔😈"

You know what.. I think it is.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

My mate is fucking gorgeous and she has sent this message for Kai. Not that he'll read it, the lazy sod.

Kaitonel, I'd like a video of your penis in, out and shaken all about, please.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
5 days ago

Manchester


"If anyone did want to be shamed though, you can crawl over here on all fours and show me just how sorry you are!"

This is the first message I read in this thread and I feel like it must be the best one. Julie, your inbox might be about to be flooded!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West


"If anyone did want to be shamed though, you can crawl over here on all fours and show me just how sorry you are!

This is the first message I read in this thread and I feel like it must be the best one. Julie, your inbox might be about to be flooded!"

Yeah, I'll wait for this thread to fill and turn filters off before I do a Sunday Confession thread. 😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

Wild times, my sexy mate has a request for you!

For wild times

Now if you could just post a pic of you in a nice fitted shirt with your sleeves rolled up showing your wrists and forearms that would actually make my day

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By *aitonelMan
5 days ago

Travelling


"My mate is fucking gorgeous and she has sent this message for Kai. Not that he'll read it, the lazy sod.

Kaitonel, I'd like a video of your penis in, out and shaken all about, please."

But it's cold.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
5 days ago

London (She/Her)

In and postie !

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By *ildTimes777Man
5 days ago

Colchester/London


"Wild times, my sexy mate has a request for you!

For wild times

Now if you could just post a pic of you in a nice fitted shirt with your sleeves rolled up showing your wrists and forearms that would actually make my day "

Tell you mate, I'll see what I can do 😉

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
5 days ago

London (She/Her)

“could you please tell Kai I'd happily warm him and his penis up

Not sure how she’d manage to get you warm though, this lady was wearing very few clothes!

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By *ookie46Woman
5 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Wild times, my sexy mate has a request for you!

For wild times

Now if you could just post a pic of you in a nice fitted shirt with your sleeves rolled up showing your wrists and forearms that would actually make my day

Tell you mate, I'll see what I can do 😉"

I’ll wait patiently

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

Another sexy mate has a message for Kai. Is it his grumpy charm or big sausage that brings the girls to the yard? 🤔

Hello. Can you please tell Kaitonel it's lovely to see him back. My hotlist looks even better now.

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
5 days ago

Harrogate

“Message for LittleLiason:

Next time I see you I won’t sit in my car waiting fot 30 mins, as long as you spend that time sat on me face instead”

From a bloke in a black tie

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By *ildTimes777Man
5 days ago

Colchester/London


"Wild times, my sexy mate has a request for you!

For wild times

Now if you could just post a pic of you in a nice fitted shirt with your sleeves rolled up showing your wrists and forearms that would actually make my day

Tell you mate, I'll see what I can do 😉

I’ll wait patiently "

I'm on it 😉

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By *ookie46Woman
5 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Wild times, my sexy mate has a request for you!

For wild times

Now if you could just post a pic of you in a nice fitted shirt with your sleeves rolled up showing your wrists and forearms that would actually make my day

Tell you mate, I'll see what I can do 😉

I’ll wait patiently

I'm on it 😉"

Look forward to it

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By *MattyMan
5 days ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I'm in and hopefully won;t be left on the shelf lol

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
5 days ago

London (She/Her)

“A message for Cookie… can I please have a bite of your biscuit?”

From a sexy, hungry man !

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

Incoming...

A message for Mz Cheif…

Can I put my sausage on your veggie pizza? 😉

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

And a message for, *checks notes*, me. I can assure you it's freshly laundered 😂

A message for Julie… can I play with you or is that a dirty habit 😉

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

A message for the sexySparkle Hurry up and let’s get organising! This three way won’t organise itself

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
5 days ago

Devon

I’m in!

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By *emptme1993Man
5 days ago

manchester

A late post by me (sorry for that)

Message for WB69

My My My!! Good thing I’m good at keeping secrets

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
5 days ago

Wales


"Another message for Miss Bella ...

Sharing is caring right? 😜

From a Brummie girl who you might know 😘"

Oh most definitely

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
5 days ago

Wales


"Another message for Miss Bella ...

Sharing is caring right? 😜

From a Brummie girl who you might know 😘

This is cheating!!!"

Im not complaining

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