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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone up for giving Moodycow/FuckmeRyan a good seeing to as she's in desperate need.

Think she's worried she'll dry up

I'm going to get shot I know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bar steward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would she let me use a strap on???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on??? "

Yeah she loves it. That desperate a cucumber tied to an elastic band would suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on??? "

Yep cos he isn't getting anywhere near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on???

Yeah she loves it. That desperate a cucumber tied to an elastic band would suffice "

Gone right off you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on???

Yep cos he isn't getting anywhere near me "

Well I am only second best lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on???

Yeah she loves it. That desperate a cucumber tied to an elastic band would suffice "

whats wrong with that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on???

Yep cos he isn't getting anywhere near me

Well I am only second best lol "

Just because your name doesn't start with a r

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on???

Yeah she loves it. That desperate a cucumber tied to an elastic band would suffice

whats wrong with that??? "

Nothing at all lol, anything will do for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on???

Yep cos he isn't getting anywhere near me

Well I am only second best lol

Just because your name doesn't start with a r "

It does though lol, how pissed are you?? Lol.

Think Sex on the Beach are a bad influence on you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on???

Yep cos he isn't getting anywhere near me

Well I am only second best lol

Just because your name doesn't start with a r

It does though lol, how pissed are you?? Lol.

Think Sex on the Beach are a bad influence on you lol "

I can't believe I just put that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u want me to kick his arse for you moody x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u want me to kick his arse for you moody x"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do u want me to kick his arse for you moody x"

*wiggles arse* bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u want me to kick his arse for you moody x

Yes please "

I've a feeling he'd probably enjoy it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would she let me use a strap on???

Yep cos he isn't getting anywhere near me

Well I am only second best lol

Just because your name doesn't start with a r

It does though lol, how pissed are you?? Lol.

Think Sex on the Beach are a bad influence on you lol "

Pmsl Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u want me to kick his arse for you moody x

Yes please

I've a feeling he'd probably enjoy it x"

Grab a baseball bat he's a little kinky!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cucumbers are so last year, haven't you heard it's courgettes now, then aubergines and marrows the year after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cucumbers are so last year, haven't you heard it's courgettes now, then aubergines and marrows the year after "

How's bout a pineapple

And only a baseball bat, to vanilla for my liking

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"And only a baseball bat, to vanilla for my liking "

The Baseball Ground was a stadium in Derby, England. It was first used for baseball as the home of Derby County Baseball Club from 1890 until 1898 and then for football as the home of Derby County from 1895 until 1997. The club's reserve and youth sides used it until 2003, when it finally closed as a sports stadium after 113 years (108 of them as a football stadium) and was demolished.

It was commonly referred to as the "BBG

*courtesy of the superram information department*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And only a baseball bat, to vanilla for my liking

The Baseball Ground was a stadium in Derby, England. It was first used for baseball as the home of Derby County Baseball Club from 1890 until 1898 and then for football as the home of Derby County from 1895 until 1997. The club's reserve and youth sides used it until 2003, when it finally closed as a sports stadium after 113 years (108 of them as a football stadium) and was demolished.

It was commonly referred to as the "BBG

*courtesy of the superram information department*"

You've got to much free time lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All of the departments under my control strive to bring you the relevant information on an ongoing basis I'll have you know. Some of the staff are lunatics and some are obsessed with successfully completing a Rubik's Cube

But at least they get the job done, eventually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woohoo no need to worry, we found someone to go Granny Bashing and we can confirm Moodycow/Fuckmeryan is all sexed out hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woohoo no need to worry, we found someone to go Granny Bashing and we can confirm Moodycow/Fuckmeryan is all sexed out hahaha "

And not an r in site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woohoo no need to worry, we found someone to go Granny Bashing and we can confirm Moodycow/Fuckmeryan is all sexed out hahaha

And not an r in site "

Or is that sight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmao you need to stay off here when pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao you need to stay off here when pissed "

Hey I've just thought as well , I'm not a granny !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmao you need to stay off here when pissed

Hey I've just thought as well , I'm not a granny !! "

Oh ok then.... OAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao you need to stay off here when pissed

Hey I've just thought as well , I'm not a granny !!

Oh ok then.... OAP "

Cancel everything I just said about your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmao you need to stay off here when pissed

Hey I've just thought as well , I'm not a granny !!

Oh ok then.... OAP

Cancel everything I just said about your arse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao you need to stay off here when pissed

Hey I've just thought as well , I'm not a granny !!

Oh ok then.... OAP

Cancel everything I just said about your arse

"

You're lucky I'm feeling so ill cos I can't even think of a thing to say other than pass the bucket please

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