FabSwingers.com forum: If you had £1

By *allGuy1000 OP Man
16 weeks ago

Reading

If you had £1 for every person you've been intimate with, what could you buy?

I reckon I’ve got enough to take a date for a cheeky Nando’s

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
16 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

I might be able to afford a pint in London

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

A MacDonalds happy meal

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By *rthur30Man
16 weeks ago

Warrington

Anything in a pound shop.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
16 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

"A MacDonalds happy meal"

Oh you saucepot. That means you’ve done it 4 times! Raging nympho

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By *allGuy1000 OP Man
16 weeks ago

Reading

"I might be able to afford a pint in London"

That much??!! You must be flat out!! Lucky guy

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By *ell GwynnWoman
16 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Half a tank of diesel for a skoda octavia 1.6

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
16 weeks ago

La La Land

" Raging nympho"

You called?

I could pay for a Chinese takeway

For a family of four

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"A MacDonalds happy meal

Oh you saucepot. That means you’ve done it 4 times! Raging nympho"

Dam, they've gone up. Maybe not a happy meal then.

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands

A quarter tank of diesel for a skoda octavia 1.6

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By *ell GwynnWoman
16 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"A quarter tank of diesel for a skoda octavia 1.6"

You told me you were a virgin.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Maybe a couple of Freddo chocolate bars 🍫

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Probably a one way flight on easyJet midweek with no luggage

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By *dam1971Man
16 weeks ago

Bedford

Are we counting satisfaction?

A few penny chews

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By *mmaleiaWoman
16 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Are we counting satisfaction?

A few penny chews

Black jacks or fruit salads?

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By *dam1971Man
16 weeks ago

Bedford

"Are we counting satisfaction?

A few penny chews

Black jacks or fruit salads?"

I don’t mind, but I’d have to haggle hard

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By *viatrixWoman
16 weeks ago

Redhill

With today’s prices, haha yeah- probably a Nando’s for 2

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By *nnocentsecret66Woman
16 weeks ago

birmingham

Scratch card

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
16 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

"Maybe a couple of Freddo chocolate bars 🍫 "

Wanna make it 3? Or shall I just buy you the Freddo to make up for the disappointment caused.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"Maybe a couple of Freddo chocolate bars 🍫

Wanna make it 3? Or shall I just buy you the Freddo to make up for the disappointment caused.

I won't recover from the disappointment, so you're going to have to buy me an extra 2! 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"Are we counting satisfaction?

A few penny chews

Black jacks or fruit salads?"

We all know the winner is Black Jacks, come on! 🤣

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By *hris55555Man
16 weeks ago

liverpool

A Freddo lol

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By *mmaleiaWoman
16 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Are we counting satisfaction?

A few penny chews

Black jacks or fruit salads?

We all know the winner is Black Jacks, come on! 🤣"

Wrong 🤮

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
16 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

"Are we counting satisfaction?

A few penny chews

Black jacks or fruit salads?

We all know the winner is Black Jacks, come on! 🤣"

They have to be old school black jacks too, not those crappy imitators that can be bought now.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Lottery ticket

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By *dam1971Man
16 weeks ago

Bedford

"Are we counting satisfaction?

A few penny chews

Black jacks or fruit salads?

We all know the winner is Black Jacks, come on! 🤣

Wrong 🤮"

I’m counting the fruit salads as one of my five a day

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By *eroLondonMan
16 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Half a tank of diesel for a skoda octavia 1.6"

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They were mostly sympathy shags. Your Škoda can run on vapour. ❤️

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Some brand new DR Marten boots

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By *inxy777Woman
16 weeks ago

essex

A Costa latte

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"A quarter tank of diesel for a skoda octavia 1.6

You told me you were a virgin."

We both lied. A half tank

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By *allGuy1000 OP Man
16 weeks ago

Reading

"Some brand new DR Marten boots"

Crickey!! They’re not cheap 😈

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
16 weeks ago

london

A large Cappuccino

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By *r MzchiefMan
16 weeks ago

Middle Earth

Im just short of a McDonalds breakfast.

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By *avexxMan
16 weeks ago

cheshire

pounds worth of sweets off the pennie tray

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By *eroLondonMan
16 weeks ago

Mayfair

A six course epicurean meal.

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By *cnugatugMan
16 weeks ago

Chatham

I'd be lucky to buy a Freddo in this days market

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By *ardRock42Man
16 weeks ago

Emsworth

Anything in Poundstretcher with 50% discount

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By *icole-everyWoman
16 weeks ago

Leicester

A tub of lurpak 😂

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By *obilebottomMan
16 weeks ago

All over

"A tub of lurpak 😂"

How many grams?

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By *tephanie63Woman
16 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I could buy Toby Christmas dinner/pudding and a drink for one on Christmas day x

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By *allGuy1000 OP Man
16 weeks ago

Reading

"I could buy Toby Christmas dinner/pudding and a drink for one on Christmas day x"

I checked, they’re fully booked on Christmas Day.

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By *ellhungvweMan
16 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I would have to buy a bigger jug to keep all the coins in.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"Some brand new DR Marten boots

Crickey!! They’re not cheap 😈"

No, but I am - apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

A punnet of strawberries at Wimbledon!

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

A bottle of Peroni

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By *igdog99123Man
16 weeks ago

Bexley

All in Nando’s platter, for 2

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By *elsh.couple1Couple
16 weeks ago

Swansea/neath

Snickers bar

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By *rSircumsizedMan
16 weeks ago

Newport area.

A yacht, and have it docked in Monte Carlo

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

iPhone charging cable wire

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By *ohnjones3210Man
16 weeks ago

Chester

I can almost afford a tin of heinz soup!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

A Big Mac (large) and a 20 chicken nugget “share” box.

I’m hungry.

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By *oodmessMan
16 weeks ago

yumsville

A tin of caviar and maybe a small boat

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
16 weeks ago

Leeds

Couldn’t put a number on it, but off the top of my head, I reckon I’d bang a freddo out.

The mr

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
16 weeks ago

London

Yes!!! I can fill the petrol tank 1/5 of the way up!

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By *NormalMan01Man
16 weeks ago

Harrogate

A Freddo

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By *oppet22TV/TS
16 weeks ago

huddersfield

New underwear

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By *ir tootMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"A Big Mac (large) and a 20 chicken nugget “share” box.

I’m hungry. "
. I'll be honest I bought a 20 pack of dorito fries from Burger King with a double whopper, do not regret.

I was hungry.

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By *allGuy1000 OP Man
16 weeks ago

Reading

Freddo seems to be very popular. I prefer a StarBar.

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By *arley QuimWoman
16 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Freddo seems to be very popular. I prefer a StarBar. "

Look at you with money to burn

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
16 weeks ago

Hell

A week’s shop 🤣

At an estimate, I haven’t kept a count

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"A week’s shop 🤣

At an estimate, I haven’t kept a count "

Now is that a week's shop for a family of four, or for one?

Is it a weeks shop in Waitrose or Aldi?

All very important questions

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
16 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A pint and a snack at an airport pub.

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By *endalshaggersCouple
16 weeks ago

Lake District

If we both pooled ours together, we may be able to buy a meal and a drink in Spoons.

C xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Depends how you define intimate but if we're talking body count then I'm looking at a reasonably nice steak for two with a cocktail a piece.

Obviously the quality of the restaurant goes up as we moves down the base scale.

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By *vaRose43Woman
16 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

A box of ferrero rocher

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By *ohnjones3210Man
16 weeks ago

Chester

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By *C44Man
16 weeks ago

Ipswich

I am often intimate with people on the phone at Hmrc. They fuck me regularly but I end up having to give them money?

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By *itygamesMan
16 weeks ago

A World cruise......

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By *aneJ74Man
16 weeks ago

Birmingham

A packet of custard Creams

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
16 weeks ago

The Lake District

A £2 National Lottery ticket,but i'am so unlucky in love that id not win on the Lottery with one 6 number line

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By *eordieJeansCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I could probably buy some Lurpak.

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By *aizyWoman
16 weeks ago

west midlands

"I could probably buy some Lurpak."

You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I'd be able to stay in a £70 per night hotel for a week... I used to be a bit of a slut...

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By *airyboxMan
16 weeks ago

sheffield

I would be able to buy a round of drinks in a busy city centre pub.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I could probably buy some Lurpak.

You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!"

Ba dum tsss.

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By *ife NinjaMan
16 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A freddo at today's inflation

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By *aizyWoman
16 weeks ago

west midlands

"I could probably buy some Lurpak.

You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!

Ba dum tsss.

I'm here all night!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I could probably buy some Lurpak.

You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!

Ba dum tsss.

I'm here all night! "

Have you got nothing better to do either?

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By *aizyWoman
16 weeks ago

west midlands

"I could probably buy some Lurpak.

You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!

Ba dum tsss.

I'm here all night!

Have you got nothing better to do either?

No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am

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By *ife NinjaMan
16 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I could probably buy some Lurpak.

You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!

Ba dum tsss.

I'm here all night!

Have you got nothing better to do either?

No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am

And for that, we are grateful

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By *eordieJeansCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I could probably buy some Lurpak.

You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!

Ba dum tsss.

I'm here all night!

Have you got nothing better to do either?

No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am

Show off. Mine is still wet.

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By *tephanie63Woman
16 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

"I could probably buy some Lurpak.

You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!

Ba dum tsss.

I'm here all night!

Have you got nothing better to do either?

No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am

Show off. Mine is still wet."

Mines still in the tin...

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"I could probably buy some Lurpak.

You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!

Ba dum tsss.

I'm here all night!

Have you got nothing better to do either?

No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am

Show off. Mine is still wet."

Are we still talking paint?

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
16 weeks ago

Cheshire

1/4 of sherbet lemons....

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By *inger_SnapWoman
16 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

A new microwave

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By *rhugesMan
16 weeks ago

Cardiff

If I had a £ for every rude and disrespectful person on here I'd be rich

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By *all me missWoman
16 weeks ago

South Wales

Do you mean this week ? If so I’m stuffed and won’t be able to buy nothing lol

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By *EAT..85Woman
16 weeks ago

Nottingham

A new hoover. I'm not saying quite which one though

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By *ags73Man
16 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I might be able to afford a pint in London"

I think I’d just manage. It’s about £30 now

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Chichester

Dunno a new MacBook I guess

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By *laytime_13Woman
16 weeks ago

Lincs

Not enough to buy the nice new pair of Aquazzura heels I’ve had my eye on for a long time, that’s for sure!

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By *reason69Couple
16 weeks ago

Blackburn

A ferrari xx

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By *tsJustKateWoman
16 weeks ago

London

"If you had £1 for every person you've been intimate with, what could you buy?

I reckon I’ve got enough to take a date for a cheeky Nando’s

Probably a weeks food shopping for two.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
16 weeks ago

Bristol

"If you had £1 for every person you've been intimate with, what could you buy?

I reckon I’ve got enough to take a date for a cheeky Nando’s

Probably a weeks food shopping for two."

M&S, or aldi

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By *-jonMan
16 weeks ago

London

A bar or two of KerryGold

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By *tsJustKateWoman
16 weeks ago

London

"If you had £1 for every person you've been intimate with, what could you buy?

I reckon I’ve got enough to take a date for a cheeky Nando’s

Probably a weeks food shopping for two.

M&S, or aldi

Asda actually

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By *lessandra_BWoman
16 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

"A punnet of strawberries at Wimbledon!"

A single strawberry more like 🤣 I heard that at least one of them asked for a refund!

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
16 weeks ago

wonderland.

"If you had £1 for every person you've been intimate with, what could you buy?

I reckon I’ve got enough to take a date for a cheeky Nando’s

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How we defining intimate???

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By *lessandra_BWoman
16 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

"A punnet of strawberries at Wimbledon!

A single strawberry more like 🤣 I heard that at least one of them asked for a refund!"

Unless, of course, you get £2 per shag (seeing as you have two Fab profiles 🤔), in which case you could afford a splash of cream to go with your strawberry 🤣

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By *elboy1978Man
16 weeks ago

Jarrow

Not a lot £1 doesn’t buy you a lot these days

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By *heGateKeeperMan
16 weeks ago

Stratford

Five Guys

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
16 weeks ago

Ipswich

KFC hot wings bucket

Well they are on offer

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