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By *eah Baby OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Just noticed the lovely Mr Joe Beans is no longer here on fab, he will be missed hope he’s doing ok

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Not that missed if you’re only just noticing.

I noticed months ago.

Just kidding, I actually still haven’t noticed.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends

He’s taking some time I heard. But Joe if you’re reading this- love you dude. Stay well

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends

Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

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By *eah Baby OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"He’s taking some time I heard. But Joe if you’re reading this- love you dude. Stay well"

He said he felt a bit blah about it a few weeks ago but then seemed to be more upbeat about it on our last couple of chats.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I’m sat devouring an entire Terrys chocolate orange to myself, is she sure?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m sat devouring an entire Terrys chocolate orange to myself, is she sure? "

Absofuckinglutely. Chocolate Orange are only for one person anyway 😘

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you "

No you're not, I'm at home🤣🤣😘

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By *idssissyTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Birmingham

It's nice when people notice other people have left

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Anyhoo JB hope you're OK xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

No you're not, I'm at home🤣🤣😘"

You should come round 😘

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

No you're not, I'm at home🤣🤣😘

You should come round 😘"

I'd love to xx

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands

I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. Himself and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit, and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. Himself and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit, and take a break from the pressures of Fab."

Nice… that’ll do well on the fab Tom toms 🤣

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. Himself and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit, and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

Nice… that’ll do well on the fab Tom toms 🤣"

Only they know the destination of their journey ❤️

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. Himself and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit, and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

Nice… that’ll do well on the fab Tom toms 🤣

Only they know the destination of their journey ❤️ "

True story darling 😘

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs..."

I wouldn't worry too much. You're due an UNLOS anyway

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"I’m sat devouring an entire Terrys chocolate orange to myself, is she sure?

Absofuckinglutely. Chocolate Orange are only for one person anyway 😘"

Told you fella

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

No you're not, I'm at home🤣🤣😘"

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs..."

I don't wish for you to leave. I would rather you changed into a pupa, then a chrysalis, cocooned for the Åutumn and steeped in Rum, emerging next year just as irreverent and acerbic, with your cervix still intact.

I have no idea where I'm going with this but...

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs..."
you joker

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
15 weeks ago

London

I miss him, I miss Midnight too 🥲

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs..."

Some of the dregs can be fun…

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

☹️☹️

I hope everything works out for him.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
15 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

He's moving down south to be with me... Then I'm going unlos too.

Back soon with a couples account...

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
15 weeks ago

North West

It's sad without Joe. The little Alex Horne to my Greg Davies 😔

Also sad is the earworm the thread title has given me. Where did you come from? Where did you go?...

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By *ir tootMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Well I hope he's ok

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
15 weeks ago

London


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you "

And surprisingly, she is not me

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By *eah Baby OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"I miss him, I miss Midnight too 🥲"

I shall look for a new account called Night Bean or something similar

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

And surprisingly, she is not me "

I’m too young for you

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. Himself and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit, and take a break from the pressures of Fab."

Ooohhh .. I'm happy for both of them... please pass on hugs to them x

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I miss him, I miss Midnight too 🥲

I shall look for a new account called Night Bean or something similar "

I can't believe the bitch left me for him. These sexagenarians always leave me for younger models, and I'm left sauntering the cobbled boulevards of broken dreams and custard creams. The wench!

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By *eah Baby OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"It's sad without Joe. The little Alex Horne to my Greg Davies 😔

Also sad is the earworm the thread title has given me. Where did you come from? Where did you go?... "

Oooops sorry…also Joe

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By *luebell888Woman
15 weeks ago

Glasgowish


"Just noticed the lovely Mr Joe Beans is no longer here on fab, he will be missed hope he’s doing ok"

Gone with the Wind

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I miss him, I miss Midnight too 🥲

I shall look for a new account called Night Bean or something similar

I can't believe the bitch left me for him. These sexagenarians always leave me for younger models, and I'm left sauntering the cobbled boulevards of broken dreams and custard creams. The wench!"

Pah... well there's always me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I miss him, I miss Midnight too 🥲

I shall look for a new account called Night Bean or something similar

I can't believe the bitch left me for him. These sexagenarians always leave me for younger models, and I'm left sauntering the cobbled boulevards of broken dreams and custard creams. The wench!

·

Pah... well there's always me 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I couldn't think of anyone more finer to take her place. If it comes with a quim, then it's win-win. 🩶

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By *viatrixWoman
15 weeks ago

Redhill


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

And surprisingly, she is not me "

I was placing bets you know…

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

And surprisingly, she is not me

I was placing bets you know…

"

Tell her to take a chance on me will ya

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By *viatrixWoman
15 weeks ago

Redhill

Shame people leave when you’re just getting to know them 🥲 but in such happy circumstances I’ll give them a pass. Nicer peeps you could not find. 💖💖💖

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

I wouldn't worry too much. You're due an UNLOS anyway "

Might stay just to annoy people

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By *viatrixWoman
15 weeks ago

Redhill


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

And surprisingly, she is not me

I was placing bets you know…

Tell her to take a chance on me will ya "

I would have been terribly annoyed if you two had been at a table and I’d not been there. We still need to go to La Chingada 🌮 🌮 🌮 🍻 🍺

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By *aitonelMan
15 weeks ago

Liverpool


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs..."

I came Back! Temporarily.

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

I wouldn't worry too much. You're due an UNLOS anyway

Might stay just to annoy people"

Works both ways, Ravenna

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

No you're not, I'm at home🤣🤣😘"

Was literally about to say the similar 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
15 weeks ago

North West


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. Himself and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit, and take a break from the pressures of Fab."

Willy! 🤣🤣🤣 Just the perfect hint of plausibility you scamp.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

No you're not, I'm at home🤣🤣😘

Was literally about to say the similar 🤣🤣🤣"

Is that so

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

And surprisingly, she is not me

I was placing bets you know…

Tell her to take a chance on me will ya

I would have been terribly annoyed if you two had been at a table and I’d not been there. We still need to go to La Chingada 🌮 🌮 🌮 🍻 🍺 "

You guys are busier than I.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

No you're not, I'm at home🤣🤣😘

Was literally about to say the similar 🤣🤣🤣"

Great minds 🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I miss him, I miss Midnight too 🥲

I shall look for a new account called Night Bean or something similar

I can't believe the bitch left me for him. These sexagenarians always leave me for younger models, and I'm left sauntering the cobbled boulevards of broken dreams and custard creams. The wench!

·

Pah... well there's always me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I couldn't think of anyone more finer to take her place. If it comes with a quim, then it's win-win. 🩶"

😘😘

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

I came Back! Temporarily. "

*waves

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By *ou only live onceMan
15 weeks ago

London

I will miss the man and the legend that is JB too. He was an all round good egg.

The next time there's a clique thread, I think the answer to who is in it is surely 'those who would have "Fab obituary" threads' if they went UNLOS...

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By *ruceyyMan
15 weeks ago

London

Don't worry guys I'm still here...

...

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By *ruceyyMan
15 weeks ago

London


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

I came Back! Temporarily. "

Holy shit dude did you leave to just work out for a year without any breaks?! Dudes ripped jeez Louise!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Don't worry guys I'm still here...

...

..

.

"

Can always rely on Brucey.

I thought you'd run off with your nemesis 'Petite Woman'

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By *ruceyyMan
15 weeks ago

London


"Don't worry guys I'm still here...

...

..

.

Can always rely on Brucey.

I thought you'd run off with your nemesis 'Petite Woman' "

I would rather shit in my mouth and clap. And chew.

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By *ad NannaWoman
15 weeks ago

East London

He said he was coming to the December Picklenic, then poof!! Gone.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs..."

I know. I'm still here.

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By *oiluvfunMan
14 weeks ago

Penrith


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

Some of the dregs can be fun…"

I know I am…

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs..."

The truly awful ones leave and keep returning 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

The truly awful ones leave and keep returning 😉 "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

The truly awful ones leave and keep returning 😉 "

I can't argue with this

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By *ruceyyMan
14 weeks ago

London


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

The truly awful ones leave and keep returning 😉

I can't argue with this"

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

The truly awful ones leave and keep returning 😉

I can't argue with this"

Please keep returning Raven

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. Himself and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit, and take a break from the pressures of Fab."

"This is William Idol, reporting from Fab News"

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By *ruceyyMan
14 weeks ago

London

He was seeing midnight?!

I really need to start acting more like joe did...

Erm...what did he do?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
14 weeks ago

London


"Northern knobber- I’m sat with a hot older lady that wants to meet you

And surprisingly, she is not me

I was placing bets you know…

Tell her to take a chance on me will ya

I would have been terribly annoyed if you two had been at a table and I’d not been there. We still need to go to La Chingada 🌮 🌮 🌮 🍻 🍺 "

When?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
14 weeks ago

London


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. He and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

"This is William Idol, reporting from Fab News""

Thank you for the wonderful news. I was so blind. I saw them at the last Manchester Social and they barely said two words to each other. Apparently

I'm jealous now. Who wants to run away from Fab with me

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By *oodmessMan
14 weeks ago

yumsville


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. He and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

"This is William Idol, reporting from Fab News"

Thank you for the wonderful news. I was so blind. I saw them at the last Manchester Social and they barely said two words to each other. Apparently

I'm jealous now. Who wants to run away from Fab with me "

If you put a picture up captioning 'who wants to go exclusive and run away' I'll fab it for you. (heratsineyesemoji)

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By *aitonelMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"All the good ones leave, and we're left with the dregs...

The truly awful ones leave and keep returning 😉

I can't argue with this

Please keep returning Raven "

Don't encourage her

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. He and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

"This is William Idol, reporting from Fab News"

Thank you for the wonderful news. I was so blind. I saw them at the last Manchester Social and they barely said two words to each other. Apparently

I'm jealous now. Who wants to run away from Fab with me "

It's tempting but 'the pressures of Fab' haven't quite got to me yet. 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I noticed my friends list was one person down earlier ☹️ but glad he's happy, he deserves it

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By *he MinionMan
14 weeks ago

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One less single guy.. (and he was a looker)

The fab odds are getting better

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"One less single guy.. (and he was a looker)

The fab odds are getting better "

They've not. 1 less woman too and there are only about 18 on Fab.

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By *he MinionMan
14 weeks ago

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Darn it...

Does that mean Midnight has gone too....

😭

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By *he MinionMan
14 weeks ago

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May as well give up

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
14 weeks ago

London


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. He and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

"This is William Idol, reporting from Fab News"

Thank you for the wonderful news. I was so blind. I saw them at the last Manchester Social and they barely said two words to each other. Apparently

I'm jealous now. Who wants to run away from Fab with me

It's tempting but 'the pressures of Fab' haven't quite got to me yet. 😂"

I feel flattered but on second thoughts, Willy “Fake News” is such a liar and I have fallen for their silly lies so many times, that I'm sure I was fooled again.

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By *illy IdolMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. He and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

"This is William Idol, reporting from Fab News"

Thank you for the wonderful news. I was so blind. I saw them at the last Manchester Social and they barely said two words to each other. Apparently

I'm jealous now. Who wants to run away from Fab with me

It's tempting but 'the pressures of Fab' haven't quite got to me yet. 😂

I feel flattered but on second thoughts, Willy “Fake News” is such a liar and I have fallen for their silly lies so many times, that I'm sure I was fooled again. "

I'm only telling you what JB has told me🤷

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands


"Darn it...

Does that mean Midnight has gone too....

😭

"

She has

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Nice to see nice comments on profiles leaving. Normally it's followed by so the fuck what!

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Darn it...

Does that mean Midnight has gone too....

😭

She has "

I never even notices both had left, I think time has just gone that fast.

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By *ruceyyMan
14 weeks ago

London


"I noticed my friends list was one person down earlier ☹️ but glad he's happy, he deserves it "

I'll be your new beans sugar 😘

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"May as well give up"

Charming lol🤣

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. He and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

"This is William Idol, reporting from Fab News"

Thank you for the wonderful news. I was so blind. I saw them at the last Manchester Social and they barely said two words to each other. Apparently

I'm jealous now. Who wants to run away from Fab with me

It's tempting but 'the pressures of Fab' haven't quite got to me yet. 😂

I feel flattered but on second thoughts, Willy “Fake News” is such a liar and I have fallen for their silly lies so many times, that I'm sure I was fooled again.

I'm only telling you what JB has told me🤷"

And Essex Tom told JB. It was all over the news.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Darn it...

Does that mean Midnight has gone too....

😭

"

Yeah, because now you don't have a chance with her....

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
14 weeks ago

London


"I spoke to him on telegram the other day and he's all good. He and Midnight have decided to go exclusive for a bit and take a break from the pressures of Fab.

"This is William Idol, reporting from Fab News"

Thank you for the wonderful news. I was so blind. I saw them at the last Manchester Social and they barely said two words to each other. Apparently

I'm jealous now. Who wants to run away from Fab with me

It's tempting but 'the pressures of Fab' haven't quite got to me yet. 😂

I feel flattered but on second thoughts, Willy “Fake News” is such a liar and I have fallen for their silly lies so many times, that I'm sure I was fooled again.

I'm only telling you what JB has told me🤷"

I promise myself this is the last time you fool me, Willy.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
14 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Don't worry guys I'm still here...

...

..

.

Can always rely on Brucey.

I thought you'd run off with your nemesis 'Petite Woman'

I would rather shit in my mouth and clap. And chew."

And there's one good reason why Joe was more successful 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Don't worry guys I'm still here...

...

..

.

Can always rely on Brucey.

I thought you'd run off with your nemesis 'Petite Woman'

I would rather shit in my mouth and clap. And chew.

And there's one good reason why Joe was more successful 😊"

Low standards?

Kidding, he wouldn't do me 😭

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Don't worry guys I'm still here...

...

..

.

Can always rely on Brucey.

I thought you'd run off with your nemesis 'Petite Woman'

I would rather shit in my mouth and clap. And chew.

And there's one good reason why Joe was more successful 😊"

You mean Joe ran off with PW too? He's just so greedy!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
14 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Don't worry guys I'm still here...

...

..

.

Can always rely on Brucey.

I thought you'd run off with your nemesis 'Petite Woman'

I would rather shit in my mouth and clap. And chew.

And there's one good reason why Joe was more successful 😊

Low standards?

Kidding, he wouldn't do me 😭"

I don't think you were old enough 😂

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

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By *ou only live onceMan
14 weeks ago

London


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆"

Absence makes the heart grow fonder...

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By *aitonelMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆"

Want what they can't have! Predictable creatures.

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

·

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder..."

IF it takes absinthe then I'm all for it, YOLO. 🍸

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By *ornycougaWoman
14 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆"

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

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By *ou only live onceMan
14 weeks ago

London


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

"

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

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By *aitonelMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑"

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

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By *ou only live onceMan
14 weeks ago

London


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum. "

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣"

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown.

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By *ornycougaWoman
14 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum. "

It was a heavy responsibility to live with. I'm sure he'll be back once the dull reality of life out of the celebrity spotlight hits him.

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By *illy IdolMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown."

Did I miss a thread? He didn't steal my crown did he?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown.

Did I miss a thread? He didn't steal my crown did he?"

Same thread that him and midnight went exclusive on

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown.

Did I miss a thread? He didn't steal my crown did he?"

He had his own didn't he? Sure he won too 🤔

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By *illy IdolMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown.

Did I miss a thread? He didn't steal my crown did he?

Same thread that him and midnight went exclusive on "

It's hard to tell what's truth or a lie on this thread.

Truth- Midnight and Joe are an item.

Lie- Job is peach of the Year.

Fact- I'm still peach of the peaches 🍑

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown.

Did I miss a thread? He didn't steal my crown did he?

Same thread that him and midnight went exclusive on

It's hard to tell what's truth or a lie on this thread.

Truth- Midnight and Joe are an item.

Lie- Job is peach of the Year.

Fact- I'm still peach of the peaches 🍑 "

Alright Peachy.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Willy Idol definitely has a new rival for best bum on fab

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By *ou only live onceMan
14 weeks ago

London


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown.

Did I miss a thread? He didn't steal my crown did he?"

I think the federations splintered. FBB (Fab Best Bum) and FPD (Fab Premier Derriere). We need a unity bout.

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By *oodmessMan
14 weeks ago

yumsville


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆"

Wasn't there a recent survey saying 75% of women have a reserve man. It was either him or it must be true facts.

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By *opeyXWoman
14 weeks ago

Dundee

Awww glad hes left for good reasons!

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By *illy IdolMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown.

Did I miss a thread? He didn't steal my crown did he?

I think the federations splintered. FBB (Fab Best Bum) and FPD (Fab Premier Derriere). We need a unity bout."

He's gone and followed the money

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown.

Did I miss a thread? He didn't steal my crown did he?

I think the federations splintered. FBB (Fab Best Bum) and FPD (Fab Premier Derriere). We need a unity bout.

He's gone and followed the money"

Is the FPD the Saudi backed alternative with the big bucks (or is it butts?)

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By *illy IdolMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands


"Joe, bless him, has left and now he's become even more fanciable with the ladies than ever before.

So, in essence, if I leave that would improve my chances. I can't work out the paradox in that. 😆

I guess it's knowing that those sculpted buns slipped through their fingers, metaphorically rather than literally

Good point, HC. He takes his crown as Fab's Best Male Bum with him.

👑🍑

But he threw in the towel, and left the position vacant so no longer is Fabs best male bum.

Gauntlet thrown. Where's the chap that runs the labyrinthine voting competitions when you need him?!

🤣

He's probably having a much needed rest, those competions go on for years it seems like. Joe will be back hopefully, with his crown.

Did I miss a thread? He didn't steal my crown did he?

I think the federations splintered. FBB (Fab Best Bum) and FPD (Fab Premier Derriere). We need a unity bout.

He's gone and followed the money

Is the FPD the Saudi backed alternative with the big bucks (or is it butts?)"

In Joe's case it was probably to big butts💅

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By *ruceyyMan
14 weeks ago

London


"Don't worry guys I'm still here...

...

..

.

Can always rely on Brucey.

I thought you'd run off with your nemesis 'Petite Woman'

I would rather shit in my mouth and clap. And chew.

And there's one good reason why Joe was more successful 😊"

Because he put up with the deepest of red flags? Sorry, I can have limits mimi!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh, I feel a bit crap that I didn't notice he or midnight had left. 😕

When someone doesn't post, I assume they've just gone quiet for a bit, since that's what I do.

🤷‍♀️

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Oh, I feel a bit crap that I didn't notice he or midnight had left. 😕

When someone doesn't post, I assume they've just gone quiet for a bit, since that's what I do.

🤷‍♀️"

·

I'm afraid not darling, they've both absconded and eloped. 💘

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oh, I feel a bit crap that I didn't notice he or midnight had left. 😕

When someone doesn't post, I assume they've just gone quiet for a bit, since that's what I do.

🤷‍♀️

·

I'm afraid not darling, they've both absconded and eloped. 💘"

Ah, young love...

💕

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Just noticed the lovely Mr Joe Beans is no longer here on fab, he will be missed hope he’s doing ok"

Who??

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By *ruceyyMan
14 weeks ago

London


"Oh, I feel a bit crap that I didn't notice he or midnight had left. 😕

When someone doesn't post, I assume they've just gone quiet for a bit, since that's what I do.

🤷‍♀️"

How could you Davina!

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By *ruceyyMan
14 weeks ago

London


"Just noticed the lovely Mr Joe Beans is no longer here on fab, he will be missed hope he’s doing ok

Who??"

That's cold man. He brought the beans.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
14 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Don't worry guys I'm still here...

...

..

.

Can always rely on Brucey.

I thought you'd run off with your nemesis 'Petite Woman'

I would rather shit in my mouth and clap. And chew.

And there's one good reason why Joe was more successful 😊

Because he put up with the deepest of red flags? Sorry, I can have limits mimi!"

😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Just noticed the lovely Mr Joe Beans is no longer here on fab, he will be missed hope he’s doing ok

Who??

That's cold man. He brought the beans."

Oh. Still no clue 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Just noticed the lovely Mr Joe Beans is no longer here on fab, he will be missed hope he’s doing ok

Who??

That's cold man. He brought the beans.

·

Oh. Still no clue 🤷🏽‍♂️"

Please don't concern yourself. He was a prince amongst men. That's all you need to know. 🫂

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By *aitonelMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Just noticed the lovely Mr Joe Beans is no longer here on fab, he will be missed hope he’s doing ok

Who??

That's cold man. He brought the beans.

·

Oh. Still no clue 🤷🏽‍♂️

Please don't concern yourself. He was a prince amongst men. That's all you need to know. 🫂"

ANDREW?

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By *ightFeverxxxMan
14 weeks ago

Sheffield

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends


"Just noticed the lovely Mr Joe Beans is no longer here on fab, he will be missed hope he’s doing ok

Who??

That's cold man. He brought the beans.

·

Oh. Still no clue 🤷🏽‍♂️

Please don't concern yourself. He was a prince amongst men. That's all you need to know. 🫂

ANDREW? "

He was a prince amongst boys I thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Just noticed the lovely Mr Joe Beans is no longer here on fab, he will be missed hope he’s doing ok

Who??

That's cold man. He brought the beans.

·

Oh. Still no clue 🤷🏽‍♂️

Please don't concern yourself. He was a prince amongst men. That's all you need to know. 🫂"

I’m even more concerned now being advised on what I need to know 🤔 makes me wanna call bull💩😂

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oh, I feel a bit crap that I didn't notice he or midnight had left. 😕

When someone doesn't post, I assume they've just gone quiet for a bit, since that's what I do.

🤷‍♀️

How could you Davina!"

😔

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By *ightFeverxxxMan
12 weeks ago

Sheffield

Any updates x

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By *ripfillMan
12 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

So is giggles … she in my view is sorely missed and Sofiacool

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By *reggSausageMan
12 weeks ago

derby

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By *reggSausageMan
12 weeks ago

derby

Time out is good for the soul, they shall return if they need to, if they don’t then we wish them gods speed and happy times always, I shall be in the lookout for the pesky Joe, he’s in the area

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By *inger_SnapWoman
12 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

He's under the heated blanket with me, he says hello 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"He's under the heated blanket with me, he says hello 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻"

That's a lie! If he were as you say he would not be focused on acknowledging us!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
12 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"He's under the heated blanket with me, he says hello 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

That's a lie! If he were as you say he would not be focused on acknowledging us! "

That's why he's waving... His mouth is otherwise engaged

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"Any updates x"

Spoke to midnight and she confirmed her and Joe are still going strong.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"So is giggles … she in my view is sorely missed and Sofiacool "

Giggles is still on here

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"Any updates x

Spoke to midnight and she confirmed her and Joe are still going strong. "

Shit, not Joe beans. My mistake. They have not hooked up.

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By *ightFeverxxxMan
12 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Any updates x

Spoke to midnight and she confirmed her and Joe are still going strong.

Shit, not Joe beans. My mistake. They have not hooked up. "

lol

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