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By *ykes OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

Prove me wrong but are uk women just the hottest around.

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By *illy IdolMan
2 weeks ago

Midlands

All of them or some off them?

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Having just seen a drug addled one get thrown out of the bus station, your statement needs quantifying

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By *ykes OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

maybe not all. But most then

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk

Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

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By *ildTimes777Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Massive he generalisation coming up...but from my extensive perving on here it's Welsh women in particular...worldwide I've got to go with Czech/Slovak women!!!

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By *ykes OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

lol best get ready for some come back on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Mila Kunis is Ukrainian

Gong Li is Chinese

Helena Mattsson is Swedish

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words "

Why?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Probably not. The UK is a pretty temperate climate. I'd think that the highest temperature people would be at either extreme of hot and cold climates, depending on whether you're classing it as the core temperature or the skin temperature.

In terms of attractiveness, people have different tastes. A race doesn't define attractiveness for me. It may for some people.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester

Our Brit babes are the hottest in the world in my opinion.

I also think Norwegians, Swedish, Danish can be super hot too. You know, there was a study on this. It's interesting. It hypothesised that generally, people are attracted to their own race.

It kind of makes sense too that I think those nations are hot because they're all Proto-Germanic tribes, the same as us. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

You're going to get bollocked by the way. Good luck. Lol

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By *ykes OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

Great generalisation of your definition of my original question x

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

OP use reply+quote to reply to a specific post

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


"Probably not. The UK is a pretty temperate climate. I'd think that the highest temperature people would be at either extreme of hot and cold climates, depending on whether you're classing it as the core temperature or the skin temperature.

In terms of attractiveness, people have different tastes. A race doesn't define attractiveness for me. It may for some people."

Haha, very funny. British women are always hot when they come to visit me. I turn the heating up to max so they need to strip off. Lol

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"OP use reply+quote to reply to a specific post"
ahh shit here we go again.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

Why?"

You’d have to ask them. I’m one of those weird people who thinks people are allowed their own opinions and preferences. But not everyone thinks that way.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


"OP use reply+quote to reply to a specific post ahh shit here we go again. "

Toots!!! Bloody hell! What are you doing here?!? Aren't you working yet?

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
2 weeks ago

Medway


"Our Brit babes are the hottest in the world in my opinion.

I also think Norwegians, Swedish, Danish can be super hot too. You know, there was a study on this. It's interesting. It hypothesised that generally, people are attracted to their own race.

It kind of makes sense too that I think those nations are hot because they're all Proto-Germanic tribes, the same as us. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

You're going to get bollocked by the way. Good luck. Lol"

Nothing wrong with having a preference. Going down the one is better than another is definitely problematic.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

Why?

You’d have to ask them. I’m one of those weird people who thinks people are allowed their own opinions and preferences. But not everyone thinks that way. "

They can have their own opinions! Absolutely! I encourage it. Just as long as their opinion matches mine. 🫢

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By *erryspringerMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Massive he generalisation coming up...but from my extensive perving on here it's Welsh women in particular...worldwide I've got to go with Czech/Slovak women!!! "

Agree with this, but for me a toss up between them, Scandinavian and South American Latino girls.

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By *erryspringerMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Massive he generalisation coming up...but from my extensive perving on here it's Welsh women in particular...worldwide I've got to go with Czech/Slovak women!!!

Agree with this, but for me a toss up between them, Scandinavian and South American Latino girls."

Would add Italian

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


"Massive he generalisation coming up...but from my extensive perving on here it's Welsh women in particular...worldwide I've got to go with Czech/Slovak women!!!

Agree with this, but for me a toss up between them, Scandinavian and South American Latino girls."

Scandinavian yes... Isn't it interesting?

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester

I must admit, there's something sexy about Polish too. ♥️

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

Why?

You’d have to ask them. I’m one of those weird people who thinks people are allowed their own opinions and preferences. But not everyone thinks that way.

They can have their own opinions! Absolutely! I encourage it. Just as long as their opinion matches mine. 🫢"

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

I'm trying to remember the name of the footballer who joined a premier league club, never settled in the country, and one of his departing complaints was that he thought the local women were ugly

Just googled it: it was Georgi Hristov who played for Barnsley

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Same as anywhere else, mingers 🤷🏻‍♂️ bangers.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"OP use reply+quote to reply to a specific post ahh shit here we go again. "

Ah shit I forgot.

That'll put marzipan on your pie plate bingo

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


"I'm trying to remember the name of the footballer who joined a premier league club, never settled in the country, and one of his departing complaints was that he thought the local women were ugly

Just googled it: it was Georgi Hristov who played for Barnsley "

Tut, yeah... "I can't have people thinking I'm gay, let's think of some bullshit excuse so that I can stay closeted for another 5 years." Nice job Hristov...

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"OP use reply+quote to reply to a specific post ahh shit here we go again.

Ah shit I forgot.

That'll put marzipan on your pie plate bingo "

.I got you buddy, we are all alone on this game.

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

Why?

You’d have to ask them. I’m one of those weird people who thinks people are allowed their own opinions and preferences. But not everyone thinks that way. "

Sure. I just wasn't sure what you perceived as triggering to the "race police" in the OP.

Unless one is making assumptions about what makes a "UK woman"...

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

we get a lot of stick about our looks. The Americans are always slating us, especially about our teeth (mine are like tombstones so they have a point) Nice to see some appreciation. What we lack in looks we make up for in humour and personality imo

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"All of them or some off them?"

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Nøne 'off' them. ❤️

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


" we get a lot of stick about our looks. The Americans are always slating us, especially about our teeth (mine are like tombstones so they have a point) Nice to see some appreciation. What we lack in looks we make up for in humour and personality imo"

A lot of Americans have massive weight issues. Their food appears to be shite. Although I find some of them to be hot.

Courtney, wherever you are - I love you and your boobies!

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By *illy IdolMan
2 weeks ago

Midlands


"All of them or some off them?

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Nøne 'off' them. ❤️"

It was 50/50, so I knew one of(f) them would be correct.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

Why?

You’d have to ask them. I’m one of those weird people who thinks people are allowed their own opinions and preferences. But not everyone thinks that way.

Sure. I just wasn't sure what you perceived as triggering to the "race police" in the OP.

Unless one is making assumptions about what makes a "UK woman"...

"

I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

Why?

You’d have to ask them. I’m one of those weird people who thinks people are allowed their own opinions and preferences. But not everyone thinks that way.

Sure. I just wasn't sure what you perceived as triggering to the "race police" in the OP.

Unless one is making assumptions about what makes a "UK woman"...

I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport "

What about boobies?

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

Why?

You’d have to ask them. I’m one of those weird people who thinks people are allowed their own opinions and preferences. But not everyone thinks that way.

Sure. I just wasn't sure what you perceived as triggering to the "race police" in the OP.

Unless one is making assumptions about what makes a "UK woman"...

I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport "

So nothing that the "race police" need concern themselves with. Excellent.

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Covent Garden

UK women are insipid to the core, OP. They are heart breakers and dream pilferers, they have a foul aroma masked by expensive colognes, they are less fit and more counterfeit, their shirks and shrills are matched by those mythological creatures we all know and love.

They're worth a quick bonk but they make lousy lovers, and throw acrimony towards their matrimony. They are unpleasant like old jam and out of date like yesterday's confetti.

I'd still woo them though.

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By *aven.Woman
2 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Check out any other nationality.

Proved wrong.

You're welcome.

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By *orningcoffee9Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester


" we get a lot of stick about our looks. The Americans are always slating us, especially about our teeth (mine are like tombstones so they have a point) Nice to see some appreciation. What we lack in looks we make up for in humour and personality imo"

Well tbf, they aren't wrong. Looking at us Brits we are famous for our big teeth, sometimes crooked, being loud mouthed, drinking beers, pot belly tummy's and our love for bacon. However I agree we make up for it with our humour....

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By *ood time Chris BMan
2 weeks ago

TAUNTON AREA


"All of them or some off them?"

Correct there are some right mingers in every country but also some beautiful ladies to

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

Why?

You’d have to ask them. I’m one of those weird people who thinks people are allowed their own opinions and preferences. But not everyone thinks that way.

Sure. I just wasn't sure what you perceived as triggering to the "race police" in the OP.

Unless one is making assumptions about what makes a "UK woman"...

I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport

What about boobies?"

I'm still very concerned. What about boobies?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Not sure about this. Have you been to Dundee?

There are some real skip rats there that have been sprayed with superglue, rolled into Oxfam, then squirted with Eau de burger sauce.

Some might know me.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

They are the hottest around because they're the ones who are around.

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By *orthern_knobberMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

UK women aren’t even the hottest women in the UK.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

Why?

You’d have to ask them. I’m one of those weird people who thinks people are allowed their own opinions and preferences. But not everyone thinks that way.

Sure. I just wasn't sure what you perceived as triggering to the "race police" in the OP.

Unless one is making assumptions about what makes a "UK woman"...

I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport

What about boobies?"

Some men have boobies and some women don’t. I don’t think boobies is a defining characteristic

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport "

Damn. I've had a lot of penis. So I guess I can't be too angry at Nerø for being rude about UK women.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport

Damn. I've had a lot of penis. So I guess I can't be too angry at Nerø for being rude about UK women."

I think you mean you’ve had a lot of penis’s lol, not quite the same thing. I too have had a lot of penis’s and I’m about as far away from being a woman as you can possibly get lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport

Damn. I've had a lot of penis. So I guess I can't be too angry at Nerø for being rude about UK women.

I think you mean you’ve had a lot of penis’s lol, not quite the same thing. I too have had a lot of penis’s and I’m about as far away from being a woman as you can possibly get lol "

No. I try to avoid greengrocer apostrophes on plurals. Plus I'd say penii if I meant that.

Bloodhound Gang taught me the phrase as had a lot of dick, not had a lot of dicks. Like I've had a lot of sex, rather than I've had a lot of sexes 💜

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport

Damn. I've had a lot of penis. So I guess I can't be too angry at Nerø for being rude about UK women.

I think you mean you’ve had a lot of penis’s lol, not quite the same thing. I too have had a lot of penis’s and I’m about as far away from being a woman as you can possibly get lol

No. I try to avoid greengrocer apostrophes on plurals. Plus I'd say penii if I meant that.

Bloodhound Gang taught me the phrase as had a lot of dick, not had a lot of dicks. Like I've had a lot of sex, rather than I've had a lot of sexes 💜"

I was always of the understanding that the plural of octopus was octopi but it’s seems that’s not the case.

When it comes to sex I don’t think many people would use the word penis, would always be dick or cock. And I agree with you on having a lot of dick and a lot of cock, rather than the plurals.

But the sex is slightly different as it can be short for sexual intercourse or the correct word for gender of course. If I’d had a lot of sexes then that means I’ve had men and women as that’s the sum total of sexes.

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By *immyinreadingMan
2 weeks ago

henley on thames


"Prove me wrong but are uk women just the hottest around. "

Did this unashamed effort work? Lots of women contacting you?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I was always of the understanding that the plural of octopus was octopi but it’s seems that’s not the case.

When it comes to sex I don’t think many people would use the word penis, would always be dick or cock. And I agree with you on having a lot of dick and a lot of cock, rather than the plurals.

But the sex is slightly different as it can be short for sexual intercourse or the correct word for gender of course. If I’d had a lot of sexes then that means I’ve had men and women as that’s the sum total of sexes.

"

I tend towards octopodes.

I use the word penis plenty 💜

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By *immyinreadingMan
2 weeks ago

henley on thames


"I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport

Damn. I've had a lot of penis. So I guess I can't be too angry at Nerø for being rude about UK women."

I’m starting to think the above definition was flawed

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport

Damn. I've had a lot of penis. So I guess I can't be too angry at Nerø for being rude about UK women.

I’m starting to think the above definition was flawed "

It’s only flawed if one wants to be pedantic. Which is usually my default position so can hardly complain if people are lol. I could reword the first point but I think the essence of what I was saying is kinda obvious and won’t be any more obvious if reworded.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

🥴🥴

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By *agnar73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


" 🥴🥴"

Yep.

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By *enelope2UWoman
2 weeks ago

Fife

Lol 😂😂😂😂

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words "

The race police. Now that’s a police force I’d join.

Also if I was a member of the race police I’d point out to my colleagues the difference between race and nationality and ethnicity.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

I love UK women. My mum is a UK woman.

But I don’t know enough of the women in the world to make this assertion

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

STOP RIGHT THERE!! RACE POLICE 😎

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"STOP RIGHT THERE!! RACE POLICE 😎"

Race is a funny word. We're all in the human race. Pigment colour of skin.....who gives a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"STOP RIGHT THERE!! RACE POLICE 😎"

Do you get to carry a race card Steve?

Between this, the D4 and the rejection post im getting the feeling today is a great day to go unlos - I'm sticking it out until NYE though!!!

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By *agic.MMan
2 weeks ago

Orpington

Reverse psychology only works on dumb dumbs...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Reverse psychology only works on dumb dumbs..."

Dumb dumbs still got holes yo 💜

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends


"STOP RIGHT THERE!! RACE POLICE 😎

Race is a funny word. We're all in the human race. Pigment colour of skin.....who gives a fuck. "

We humans love a bit of racism

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends


"STOP RIGHT THERE!! RACE POLICE 😎

Do you get to carry a race card Steve?

Between this, the D4 and the rejection post im getting the feeling today is a great day to go unlos - I'm sticking it out until NYE though!!! "

See you at the picnic. Don’t you go anywhere. And yes I’ll bring my race card.

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By *agnar73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Reverse psychology only works on dumb dumbs...

Dumb dumbs still got holes yo 💜"

Think I’m too dumb

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"STOP RIGHT THERE!! RACE POLICE 😎

Do you get to carry a race card Steve?

Between this, the D4 and the rejection post im getting the feeling today is a great day to go unlos - I'm sticking it out until NYE though!!!

See you at the picnic. Don’t you go anywhere. And yes I’ll bring my race card. "

❤️

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"Carful, the race police have just been all over another thread, they might not like your choice of words

The race police. Now that’s a police force I’d join.

Also if I was a member of the race police I’d point out to my colleagues the difference between race and nationality and ethnicity. "

It’s an interesting spectrum of words isn’t it. To say someone is racist is to say they are prejudice against people based on their race. But how many races are there? Homosapien’s originated in Africa so one could say we’re all of African decent.

Ethnicity in some cases can be as small as a tribe or even a village. Different African tribes in some cases could be described as the most racist of people as some have tried to wipe others of the face of the earth with ethnic cleansing, despite being the same nationality. This has happened in other parts of the world of course, Bosnia and Serbia being a recent example of white people doing the same thing. Some people say the same is happening in Gaza.

I think “race” has nothing to do with it. It’s just people not liking a certain group of other people because they are different. But differentist doesn’t quite have the same ring to it

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By *sian FlowerWoman
2 weeks ago

Sin City X


"Having just seen a drug addled one get thrown out of the bus station, your statement needs quantifying "

HAHAHAHA OH DEAR

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I’d say 2 things are required to make a “uk woman”

1. A human being that has never had a penis

2. Be eligible for a UK passport

Damn. I've had a lot of penis. So I guess I can't be too angry at Nerø for being rude about UK women."

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That's because your enamour towards me will never waver or falter, ᚹᚱêy, my gøth-frøck.

[I also learnt a long time ago never to correct your grammar, lest you cause damage to my epididymis]

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