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Mens' football, falling over and crying.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester

It's a poor show isn't it? Guys messing around with a football, falling over every few minutes, crying, etc...

I prefer women's football. They actually try. They actually want to win! They don't fall over and they don't cry, they just get on with it. Guys can be on the likes of £100k a month but can barely stand up ffs. A woman can do the job properly for a fiver!

Admittedly they don't seem to last very long, but fair play to them. Football is a woman's game. Get men pairing socks and washing dishes, and leave football to the experts.

Oh another thing, I watch ice hockey... How is it that guys speeding around a rink at 15mph don't fall over, yet some sisspot on a field falls over when the ball comes within 100m.

Mens' football is for gays. There! I said it! 😂

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
7 days ago

Southampton

It's why I prefer rugby... less am drams 🤣🤣

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By *r John WickMan
7 days ago

The Continental

Errrrrrm where to even start unpacking that.

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 days ago

London


"Errrrrrm where to even start unpacking that.

"

It's good bait, other than the casual homophobia at the end.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

Ah shit here we go again

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"Errrrrrm where to even start unpacking that.

It's good bait, other than the casual homophobia at the end."

Haha! 🫢

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"Ah shit here we go again"

Oh fancy seeing you here!!! How's the bar going? Are you open tonight?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ah shit here we go again

Oh fancy seeing you here!!! How's the bar going? Are you open tonight?"

Yeah, sure will just been busy trying to ot be bored.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"Ah shit here we go again

Oh fancy seeing you here!!! How's the bar going? Are you open tonight?

Yeah, sure will just been busy trying to ot be bored. "

Hopefully tonight, nobody will come in screaming poems out loud!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
7 days ago

Herts


"Errrrrrm where to even start unpacking that.

It's good bait, other than the casual homophobia at the end.

Haha! 🫢"

How is casual homophobia funny?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ah shit here we go again

Oh fancy seeing you here!!! How's the bar going? Are you open tonight?

Yeah, sure will just been busy trying to ot be bored.

Hopefully tonight, nobody will come in screaming poems out loud!"

Lmao its fine, I inclined everyone in my bar, unless there an asshole

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"Ah shit here we go again

Oh fancy seeing you here!!! How's the bar going? Are you open tonight?

Yeah, sure will just been busy trying to ot be bored.

Hopefully tonight, nobody will come in screaming poems out loud!

Lmao its fine, I inclined everyone in my bar, unless there an asshole "

Lol. Remember the time when a guy burst into the joint and started screaming "this is a fake bar!" What a nutter he was!

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
7 days ago

Edinburgh

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
7 days ago

Edinburgh

Better legs in rugby and harder men

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By *host63Man
7 days ago

Bedfont Feltham


"It's a poor show isn't it? Guys messing around with a football, falling over every few minutes, crying, etc...

I prefer women's football. They actually try. They actually want to win! They don't fall over and they don't cry, they just get on with it. Guys can be on the likes of £100k a month but can barely stand up ffs. A woman can do the job properly for a fiver!

Admittedly they don't seem to last very long, but fair play to them. Football is a woman's game. Get men pairing socks and washing dishes, and leave football to the experts.

Oh another thing, I watch ice hockey... How is it that guys speeding around a rink at 15mph don't fall over, yet some sisspot on a field falls over when the ball comes within 100m.

Mens' football is for gays. There! I said it! 😂"

Well how about yiu go play a game of footie yourself and see how you get on.

By the way I am not a fam of football prefer Rugby and individual sports over team games

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ah shit here we go again

Oh fancy seeing you here!!! How's the bar going? Are you open tonight?

Yeah, sure will just been busy trying to ot be bored.

Hopefully tonight, nobody will come in screaming poems out loud!

Lmao its fine, I inclined everyone in my bar, unless there an asshole

Lol. Remember the time when a guy burst into the joint and started screaming "this is a fake bar!" What a nutter he was!"

Yup I do, because that was my second or first night.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
7 days ago

North Angus

Dunno anything about football I watch ice hockey

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By *tes2010Man
7 days ago

Near you

I work in football and footballers are a lot tougher than you think. Try and play football and keep up

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"Better legs in rugby and harder men "

Yeah, strong men!!! Warriors!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"Ah shit here we go again

Oh fancy seeing you here!!! How's the bar going? Are you open tonight?

Yeah, sure will just been busy trying to ot be bored.

Hopefully tonight, nobody will come in screaming poems out loud!

Lmao its fine, I inclined everyone in my bar, unless there an asshole

Lol. Remember the time when a guy burst into the joint and started screaming "this is a fake bar!" What a nutter he was! Yup I do, because that was my second or first night."

Lol and the time when there were loads of hotties in your bar and I asked you which was the easiest. 😂

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"I work in football and footballers are a lot tougher than you think. Try and play football and keep up "

Why can't they stay stood up then? Lol

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
7 days ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

I think I can go one better with the controversial sporting takes :

All sports that are played with an egg-shaped ball, are inherently just luck-based nonsense.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"I think I can go one better with the controversial sporting takes :

All sports that are played with an egg-shaped ball, are inherently just luck-based nonsense."

Lol, there was no need for that!!!

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By *avexxMan
7 days ago

cheshire

rugby players put footballers to shame

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
7 days ago

Essex

I don’t watch football. Because of the dramatics. But it’s fuck all to do with strength- they’re not hurt - they’re cheating. Plain and simple.

And strength / manliness all this other bullshit you’re spouting is toxic by the way.

Strength isn’t based on gender/sex/sexuality. It’s a million different things - mental and physical

There’s weightlifting strength

Courage - to say no. To be different. To be the same. To be yourself. To help others before yourself. To cry. To ask for help. To provide help.

Posts and thoughts like “gay” “sissy” “strong” “warrior” are just perpetuating myths and giving the misogynist (and misandrists) more power. In the current climate. We don’t need this shit.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"I don’t watch football. Because of the dramatics. But it’s fuck all to do with strength- they’re not hurt - they’re cheating. Plain and simple.

And strength / manliness all this other bullshit you’re spouting is toxic by the way.

Strength isn’t based on gender/sex/sexuality. It’s a million different things - mental and physical

There’s weightlifting strength

Courage - to say no. To be different. To be the same. To be yourself. To help others before yourself. To cry. To ask for help. To provide help.

Posts and thoughts like “gay” “sissy” “strong” “warrior” are just perpetuating myths and giving the misogynist (and misandrists) more power. In the current climate. We don’t need this shit. "

Ahhhhh, a nice bit of toxicity is good for the soul! X

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By *avexxMan
7 days ago

cheshire


"It's a poor show isn't it? Guys messing around with a football, falling over every few minutes, crying, etc...

I prefer women's football. They actually try. They actually want to win! They don't fall over and they don't cry, they just get on with it. Guys can be on the likes of £100k a month but can barely stand up ffs. A woman can do the job properly for a fiver!

Admittedly they don't seem to last very long, but fair play to them. Football is a woman's game. Get men pairing socks and washing dishes, and leave football to the experts.

Oh another thing, I watch ice hockey... How is it that guys speeding around a rink at 15mph don't fall over, yet some sisspot on a field falls over when the ball comes within 100m.

Mens' football is for gays. There! I said it! 😂"

... a lot of gay men play football and rugby in fact all sports whats that got to do with anything..

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"It's a poor show isn't it? Guys messing around with a football, falling over every few minutes, crying, etc...

I prefer women's football. They actually try. They actually want to win! They don't fall over and they don't cry, they just get on with it. Guys can be on the likes of £100k a month but can barely stand up ffs. A woman can do the job properly for a fiver!

Admittedly they don't seem to last very long, but fair play to them. Football is a woman's game. Get men pairing socks and washing dishes, and leave football to the experts.

Oh another thing, I watch ice hockey... How is it that guys speeding around a rink at 15mph don't fall over, yet some sisspot on a field falls over when the ball comes within 100m.

Mens' football is for gays. There! I said it! 😂... a lot of gay men play football and rugby in fact all sports whats that got to do with anything.."

A lot of gay guys watch it too. 🫢 It's irrelevant. 🫢

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By *amsevenMan
7 days ago

cork

Stop watching the premiershit then

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By *electableicecreamMan
7 days ago

The West

Pretty weak rage bait if you ask me.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"Pretty weak rage bait if you ask me."

We've all got to start somewhere my friend!

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By *rishman75Man
7 days ago

Chessington/epsom

hahahahaha

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"hahahahaha "

Lol. They didn't bite.

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By *uansumfunMan
7 days ago

Milton Keynes

A decent footballer in the premier league wouldn't get out of bed for 100k a month 🤣🤣

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
7 days ago

Chester


"A decent footballer in the premier league wouldn't get out of bed for 100k a month 🤣🤣"

That's probably for the best. You wouldn't want him to sustain an injury from getting out of bed.

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By *ansoffateMan
7 days ago

Sagittarius A

It's hard to argue against.

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By *rawnbanquetMan
7 days ago

Glasgow

I see your point but football training is notoriously demanding

Why do you think footballers seem to have heart attacks on the pitch?.Some are hours away from snapping

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By *ripfillMan
7 days ago

havant


"It's why I prefer rugby... less am drams 🤣🤣"

Absolutely

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