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By *adbod78 OP   Man
7 days ago

Carmarthen

I’m a delivery driver and often have half naked women kinda teasing at the door

What everyone’s best encounter they have had

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By *r John WickMan
7 days ago

The Continental

The delivery driver actually delivering the parcel to my hand, rather than launching it out of the window in a drive by shooting style.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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7 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Delivery drivers knock on doors? 😮😮😮

You're not from Somerset are you.....😂😂😂😂

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By *arvey67Man
7 days ago

Grimsby

In my 20s I delivered newspapers and magazines to news agents and on Sundays to private houses who did local delivery rounds in villages. Early one morning I was delivering to a house and a girl in her late teens opened the door wearing a dressing gown. I handed her the bundle but it was far heavier than she expected and she brought a knee up to balance the weight. Her dressing gown came fully open to reveal everything! A lovely body on her and a grin on my face for the rest of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"I’m a delivery driver and often have half naked women kinda teasing at the door

What everyone’s best encounter they have had"

My best time was when my parcel was delivered early so I opened the door in pajamas no bra, the guy stared and stared and winked... so I said have you not seen breasts before? Why are you winking at me?

He very quickly walked away. That was my best time.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

Ahh shit here we go again

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"I’m a delivery driver and often have half naked women kinda teasing at the door

What everyone’s best encounter they have had

My best time was when my parcel was delivered early so I opened the door in pajamas no bra, the guy stared and stared and winked... so I said have you not seen breasts before? Why are you winking at me?

He very quickly walked away. That was my best time.

"

That'll put marzipan on your pie plate bingo

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By *illy IdolMan
7 days ago

Midlands

A delivery driver once knocked on my door, by the time I answered the door, he was still there😱

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
7 days ago

Worcestershire


"A delivery driver once knocked on my door, by the time I answered the door, he was still there😱"

Your making it up that never happens

I'm shocked when they actually deliver my parcel to my door

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By *illy IdolMan
7 days ago

Midlands


"A delivery driver once knocked on my door, by the time I answered the door, he was still there😱

Your making it up that never happens

I'm shocked when they actually deliver my parcel to my door "

He was tying his shoelaces so it could have been a fluke.

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
7 days ago

Worcestershire

That's more like it 😂😂

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By *heeky trucker100Man
7 days ago

barnsley

A long long time ago

When i was a milkman ican honestly say I saw lots of interesting site in the early am

ERNIE

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By *ellinever70Woman
7 days ago

Ayrshire


"I’m a delivery driver and often have half naked women kinda teasing at the door

What everyone’s best encounter they have had"

Are they kinda teasing or just trying to get to the door in a hurry so you don't have it away with their parcel?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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7 days ago

East Sussex


"I’m a delivery driver and often have half naked women kinda teasing at the door

What everyone’s best encounter they have had

Are they kinda teasing or just trying to get to the door in a hurry so you don't have it away with their parcel?"

It's a known fact that women deliberately dress in provocative clothes such as dressing gowns and pyjamas *in their own home* just so they can answer the door to delivery drivers and tease them.

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By *amanthabWoman
7 days ago

Somewhere

I must admit to satisfying the exhibitionist in me by being scantily dressed on occasion when answering the door to delivery men. Very much enjoy seeing the looks on their faces and eyes pop out of sockets 😂. However, I’ve never had the opportunity to see anything else “pop out” given their tight draconian delivery deadlines!

Also back in my exploratory teen days I used to enjoy teasing the window cleaner when he got around to my bedroom. I lay on my front naked, pretending to be asleep so he could feast his eyes on my bare bum. He took his time on that ladder I know that, this is before these new fangled telescopic washing things.

I’m going to hell 😈 😂

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By *aydar99Man
7 days ago

Rochester


"I must admit to satisfying the exhibitionist in me by being scantily dressed on occasion when answering the door to delivery men. Very much enjoy seeing the looks on their faces and eyes pop out of sockets 😂. However, I’ve never had the opportunity to see anything else “pop out” given their tight draconian delivery deadlines!

Also back in my exploratory teen days I used to enjoy teasing the window cleaner when he got around to my bedroom. I lay on my front naked, pretending to be asleep so he could feast his eyes on my bare bum. He took his time on that ladder I know that, this is before these new fangled telescopic washing things.

I’m going to hell 😈 😂 "

Wish I was your delivery man ,I would soon pop out

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By *ellinever70Woman
7 days ago

Ayrshire


"I’m a delivery driver and often have half naked women kinda teasing at the door

What everyone’s best encounter they have had

Are they kinda teasing or just trying to get to the door in a hurry so you don't have it away with their parcel?

It's a known fact that women deliberately dress in provocative clothes such as dressing gowns and pyjamas *in their own home* just so they can answer the door to delivery drivers and tease them. "

A fact known only by men

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By *lirtyfun123Woman
7 days ago

essex

I’ve scared loads of delivery men with my bedhead

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By *om501Man
7 days ago

batley


"I’m a delivery driver and often have half naked women kinda teasing at the door

What everyone’s best encounter they have had"

It wasn’t my best delivery… had a guy answer the door bollock naked, his hs fronted a main rd, no fks given. He was bright red, straight off the sun bed. He fkd about for ages. I was like…. One of these days she’ll be a better option

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By *NormalMan01Man
7 days ago

Harrogate

If you could could see what I could see, when I’m cleaning windows.

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By *eil1955Man
7 days ago

Liverpool

I used to drive a cab and there was a regular couple who I took home with all their shopping.They always tipped well if you helped them in with it all.They lived on second floor of a row of maisonettes so it was quite a walk.After thanking you and giving you a tip the woman used to give you a mighty hug.Now you only have to look in my direction for me to get a hard on, so I was always rigid in an instant and she new it.I always hoped it would lead to more, but I think she was just a happy cockteaser.

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By *antscoupleupforfunCouple
7 days ago

hampshire

love teasing the delivery guy. ha ha, girls give it a go it gets the heart beating its not as easy as you think.

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By *ayPrimeMan
7 days ago

Leeds


"Delivery drivers knock on doors? 😮😮😮

You're not from Somerset are you.....😂😂😂😂"

I laughed at this a lot more than I’d normally admit

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By *ornylee69Man
7 days ago

kirkcaldy

Need to become a delivery man, I am a plumber and despite what they say I’ve never had a naked/ semi naked encounters. All a myth

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By *obilebottomMan
7 days ago

All over

Much has already been said about delivery drivers being a law to themselves. Never follow instructions, dump parcels outside the door, throw them over gates and such like. However during covid one left a present of a nice bottle of wine for me - true story but still to this day have no idea why.

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By *aizyWoman
7 days ago

west midlands


"I used to drive a cab and there was a regular couple who I took home with all their shopping.They always tipped well if you helped them in with it all.They lived on second floor of a row of maisonettes so it was quite a walk.After thanking you and giving you a tip the woman used to give you a mighty hug.Now you only have to look in my direction for me to get a hard on, so I was always rigid in an instant and she new it.I always hoped it would lead to more, but I think she was just a happy cockteaser."

This is one of the most heartwarming things I have ever read on here, everybody was happy.

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