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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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AMA

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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Except you Julie.

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By *r John WickMan
7 days ago

The Continental

Can I bum ya

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By *aizyWoman
7 days ago

west midlands

Why can't Julie ask you anything?

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By *laddinsmagiccarpetMan
7 days ago

Cardiff


"Can I bum ya"

😂😂

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Why can't Julie ask you anything?"

Because she asked me a deep question last time. The bastard.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Can I bum ya"
no. I’m topping you. Assuming your face is as hot as your personality.

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By *ansoffateMan
7 days ago

Sagittarius A

The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?

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By *r John WickMan
7 days ago

The Continental


"Can I bum yano. I’m topping you. Assuming your face is as hot as your personality. "

Oooft!

I’m smoking hot babes.

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By *laddinsmagiccarpetMan
7 days ago

Cardiff


"Why can't Julie ask you anything?

Because she asked me a deep question last time. The bastard. "

Not as deep as Mr John Wick wants to go

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?"

My nan would put it on a flannel and put it on my forehead.

It’s just captain Morgan’s spiced rum

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Can I bum yano. I’m topping you. Assuming your face is as hot as your personality.

Oooft!

I’m smoking hot babes."

It’s still fpf big boy c

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Why can't Julie ask you anything?

Because she asked me a deep question last time. The bastard.

Not as deep as Mr John Wick wants to go"

He’ll take what he can.

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By *laddinsmagiccarpetMan
7 days ago

Cardiff

Get the wray and nephews out

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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Mr Wick would get it.

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By *r John WickMan
7 days ago

The Continental

Oh Steven

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By *agnar73Man
7 days ago

glasgow-ish


"Why can't Julie ask you anything?

Because she asked me a deep question last time. The bastard. "

😂😂😂

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By *aizyWoman
7 days ago

west midlands

How much rum have you had, Pickles?

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By *ansoffateMan
7 days ago

Sagittarius A


"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?

My nan would put it on a flannel and put it on my forehead.

It’s just captain Morgan’s spiced rum "

Arrgh we'll be in Tortuga come the after.

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
7 days ago

Bristol


"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?"

There's a difference?

Yeah, my nan was wild...

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By *ansoffateMan
7 days ago

Sagittarius A


"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?

There's a difference?

Yeah, my nan was wild...

"

I'll drink to that.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Oh Steven "
not a question

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"How much rum have you had, Pickles?"

About half a bottle

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By *agnar73Man
7 days ago

glasgow-ish


"How much rum have you had, Pickles?"

I’m gonna guess plenty Daizy

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By *agnar73Man
7 days ago

glasgow-ish


"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?

My nan would put it on a flannel and put it on my forehead.

It’s just captain Morgan’s spiced rum "

Girls drink that.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
7 days ago

North West


"Except you Julie. "

Well. 😢

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By *oveandfastWoman
7 days ago

Bromsgrove

I have a question 🙋🏽‍♀️

What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃

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By *oveandfastWoman
7 days ago

Bromsgrove

Oh and what rum are you drinking?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?

My nan would put it on a flannel and put it on my forehead.

It’s just captain Morgan’s spiced rum

Girls drink that."

So me and your mamma x

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"I have a question 🙋🏽‍♀️

What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃"

Left wing politics.

A kind face.

Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.

I tend to prefer short hair.

And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Oh and what rum are you drinking?"
captain morgans spiced. It was just about the house.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Except you Julie.

Well. 😢"

You ask tough questions

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By *aizyWoman
7 days ago

west midlands


"Except you Julie.

Well. 😢"

Take it as a compliment Julie, I've never been accused of asking deep questions on here.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Except you Julie.

Well. 😢

Take it as a compliment Julie, I've never been accused of asking deep questions on here."

Ask me one then Daizy?

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By *aizyWoman
7 days ago

west midlands


"Except you Julie.

Well. 😢

Take it as a compliment Julie, I've never been accused of asking deep questions on here.

Ask me one then Daizy? "

Well Pickles, when I say I have never been accused, what I mean is I will never be mistaken for a deep thinker!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Except you Julie.

Well. 😢

Take it as a compliment Julie, I've never been accused of asking deep questions on here.

Ask me one then Daizy?

Well Pickles, when I say I have never been accused, what I mean is I will never be mistaken for a deep thinker! "

Ha ha

Ask me something deep?

And not do I want you because you know the answer is 1000 times yes.

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
7 days ago

Leamington Spa


"AMA "

I've got a glass of prosecco and a vodka and red bull that I'm taking it in turns sipping

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By *oveandfastWoman
7 days ago

Bromsgrove


"I have a question 🙋🏽‍♀️

What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃

Left wing politics.

A kind face.

Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.

I tend to prefer short hair.

And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman. "

Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭

Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅

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By *oveandfastWoman
7 days ago

Bromsgrove


"Oh and what rum are you drinking?captain morgans spiced. It was just about the house. "

That’s a damn shame 😂

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By *he ExcaliburMan
7 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

How much rum is too much rum if too much rum is too much?

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By *illy IdolMan
7 days ago

Midlands

If you were white, who would you like to be?

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By *oveandfastWoman
7 days ago

Bromsgrove

* Nia damn auto correct

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"I have a question 🙋🏽‍♀️

What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃

Left wing politics.

A kind face.

Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.

I tend to prefer short hair.

And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.

Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭

Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅"

You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.

Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"AMA

I've got a glass of prosecco and a vodka and red bull that I'm taking it in turns sipping "

Sharing?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"Oh and what rum are you drinking?captain morgans spiced. It was just about the house.

That’s a damn shame 😂"

My cousin’s birthday this time last week I was on the Wray and nephew

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"How much rum is too much rum if too much rum is too much?"
yes.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"If you were white, who would you like to be?"

Some racists at uni asked me once if I wish I was white.

Growth is that my answer today would be ‘nah’

But if I could be any white person, I’d be Logic. Because he’s convinced a bunch of people he’s Black.😂😂😂

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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I didn’t like that question Willy. But I like you.

I’m being deadass.

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
7 days ago

Leamington Spa


"AMA

I've got a glass of prosecco and a vodka and red bull that I'm taking it in turns sipping

Sharing?"

Kinda I'm sharing with my partner Shane

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By *illy IdolMan
7 days ago

Midlands

What do you consider to be your most significant personal achievement, and why?

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By *illy IdolMan
7 days ago

Midlands


"I didn’t like that question Willy. But I like you.

I’m being deadass. "

❤️

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

Ends


"AMA

I've got a glass of prosecco and a vodka and red bull that I'm taking it in turns sipping

Sharing?

Kinda I'm sharing with my partner Shane "

Shane. Like Shane ward who won X factor

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"What do you consider to be your most significant personal achievement, and why?"

I never thought I’d be one of those people but genuinely keeping a child alive for the first year of its life when it couldn’t walk or talk.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
7 days ago

London

Why our finest friends are leaving UNLOS 🥲Esteban?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

Ends


"Why our finest friends are leaving UNLOS 🥲Esteban? "

Because I had sex with them and then ghosted them.

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By *illy IdolMan
7 days ago

Midlands

How do you balance personal goals and relationship goals?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
7 days ago

London


"Why our finest friends are leaving UNLOS 🥲Esteban?

Because I had sex with them and then ghosted them. "

Mystery solved

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By *oveandfastWoman
7 days ago

Bromsgrove


"I have a question 🙋🏽‍♀️

What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃

Left wing politics.

A kind face.

Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.

I tend to prefer short hair.

And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.

Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭

Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅

You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.

Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF "

Would you be considered short these days?? Anyway, you never know! When you’re next in the west mids…

Nia only gets better with age, she’s just beautiful.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"How do you balance personal goals and relationship goals?"

Sometimes they overlap for me. Sometimes my personal goals are relationship goals- to get engaged. Or to take a partner away. Or whatever.

And sometimes it’s harder. Because how do you find time to do both?

The goal- to have a bad bitch, non committal. That helps me with my career.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

Ends


"Why our finest friends are leaving UNLOS 🥲Esteban?

Because I had sex with them and then ghosted them.

Mystery solved "

Post a profile picture. I miss you. And send me a selfie because you’re the most beautiful woman ❤️

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

Ends


"I have a question 🙋🏽‍♀️

What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃

Left wing politics.

A kind face.

Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.

I tend to prefer short hair.

And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.

Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭

Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅

You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.

Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF

Would you be considered short these days?? Anyway, you never know! When you’re next in the west mids…

Nia only gets better with age, she’s just beautiful. "

Don’t play with me. I’ll hit you up for real.

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By *oveandfastWoman
7 days ago

Bromsgrove


"I have a question 🙋🏽‍♀️

What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃

Left wing politics.

A kind face.

Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.

I tend to prefer short hair.

And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.

Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭

Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅

You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.

Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF

Would you be considered short these days?? Anyway, you never know! When you’re next in the west mids…

Nia only gets better with age, she’s just beautiful.

Don’t play with me. I’ll hit you up for real. "

Why would I play about such things??

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
7 days ago

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"I have a question 🙋🏽‍♀️

What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃

Left wing politics.

A kind face.

Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.

I tend to prefer short hair.

And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.

Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭

Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅

You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.

Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF

Would you be considered short these days?? Anyway, you never know! When you’re next in the west mids…

Nia only gets better with age, she’s just beautiful.

Don’t play with me. I’ll hit you up for real.

Why would I play about such things?? "

Ok bet

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By *illy IdolMan
7 days ago

Midlands


"How do you balance personal goals and relationship goals?

Sometimes they overlap for me. Sometimes my personal goals are relationship goals- to get engaged. Or to take a partner away. Or whatever.

And sometimes it’s harder. Because how do you find time to do both?

The goal- to have a bad bitch, non committal. That helps me with my career. "

Like a sexy PA?

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By *illy IdolMan
7 days ago

Midlands

What is your favorite childhood memory, and why?

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By *aizyWoman
7 days ago

west midlands

Who is gonna win the Tyson, Paul match tonight, Pickles?

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By *oveandfastWoman
7 days ago

Bromsgrove

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
6 days ago

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"What is your favorite childhood memory, and why?"

Loads to think of but I can’t currently escape the time my older cousin took me and my uncle to the park to play football and told us all about Chelsea. And worked on improving our work in different positions. It was the day I remember actually becoming a Chelsea fan.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
6 days ago

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"Who is gonna win the Tyson, Paul match tonight, Pickles? "
probably Tyson. Paul hasn’t got the chin to go the distance.

Ask me something sexy now

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By *illy IdolMan
6 days ago

Midlands

What is your favorite quality about yourself?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
6 days ago

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"What is your favorite quality about yourself?"

I’m gonna ban you and Julie.

Probably the fact that I speak on social justice issues regardless of how uncomfortable it makes people or how annoyed it makes people.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 days ago

North West


"What is your favorite quality about yourself?"

Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
6 days ago

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"What is your favorite quality about yourself?

Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣"

Julie, why don’t you be the new Willy and ask a silly question

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By *illy IdolMan
6 days ago

Midlands


"What is your favorite quality about yourself?

Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣"

I just want to get to know him on a deeper level

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
6 days ago

Ends


"What is your favorite quality about yourself?

Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣

I just want to get to know him on a deeper level "

Why? I’m not nice

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By *illy IdolMan
6 days ago

Midlands


"What is your favorite quality about yourself?

Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣

I just want to get to know him on a deeper level

Why? I’m not nice "

I think you're okay

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By *a LunaWoman
6 days ago

South Wales

What did you have with your Rum?

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By *agnar73Man
6 days ago

glasgow-ish


"What is your favorite quality about yourself?

Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣

I just want to get to know him on a deeper level

Why? I’m not nice "

Why are you not nice?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 days ago

North West


"What is your favorite quality about yourself?

Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣

Julie, why don’t you be the new Willy and ask a silly question "

Choose your own adventure...

Do you identify most with Harry or Sally?

or

Should we separate the art from the artist? 😇

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By *r John WickMan
6 days ago

The Continental


"Who is gonna win the Tyson, Paul match tonight, Pickles? "

The promoter

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By *illy IdolMan
6 days ago

Midlands

If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
6 days ago

Ends


"What is your favorite quality about yourself?

Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣

Julie, why don’t you be the new Willy and ask a silly question

Choose your own adventure...

Do you identify most with Harry or Sally?

or

Should we separate the art from the artist? 😇"

Harry.

I don’t know if men and women can be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. Then I have sex with them and I hold them thinking about when I can leave.

No but in all seriousness. They’re both relatable characters. But Harry’s new year speech. When you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with someone you want the rest of your life to start right now (or something like that) is one of my favourite bits from any movie. Harry is just slightly more me

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
6 days ago

Ends


"If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?"
a cucumber. So I can be pickled.

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By *aizyWoman
6 days ago

west midlands


"Ask me something sexy now "

What is the sexiest song to have sex to?

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By *illy IdolMan
6 days ago

Midlands


"If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?a cucumber. So I can be pickled. "

That's a fruit, but I'll let you off because I like you.

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By *r TriomanMan
6 days ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I've had a rum with a lamp chop... It was a Rum Baa Baa

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
6 days ago

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"Ask me something sexy now

What is the sexiest song to have sex to?

"

tell me that that pussy is mine by Miguel

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By *aizyWoman
6 days ago

west midlands


"Ask me something sexy now

What is the sexiest song to have sex to?

tell me that that pussy is mine by Miguel"

Never heard of it! But I expected that from you

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
6 days ago

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"Ask me something sexy now

What is the sexiest song to have sex to?

tell me that that pussy is mine by Miguel

Never heard of it! But I expected that from you "

if we ever have sex, I’ll play it for you. While I’m going down on you.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
6 days ago

Brum


"Can I bum yano. I’m topping you. Assuming your face is as hot as your personality.

Oooft!

I’m smoking hot babes."

Bringing the sofa 😜😁

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