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 not sure if I should lose weight or age.
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"Youve got a man muff! Next it will be mankles... "and moobs... | |||
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"Youve got a man muff! Next it will be mankles...
and moobs..."Hat trick! | |||
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"Youve got a man muff! Next it will be mankles... "That sounds worrying. What's a mankle? | |||
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff " Do you still have it? | |||
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"Youve got a man muff! Next it will be mankles...
That sounds worrying. What's a mankle?"Where ya troosers have an argument with ya ankles.... | |||
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff Do you still have it?" I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse. | |||
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff Do you still have it? I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse." Same here  | |||
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"But I guess in answer to your original question, if you've put weight on then yes your pubic mound is bound to 'plump' up a bit as well "  | |||
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"Youve got a man muff! Next it will be mankles...
That sounds worrying. What's a mankle?Where ya troosers have an argument with ya ankles...."I did go out like that the other day without noticing ! What a twat  | |||
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff Do you still have it? I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse." Maybe I will be stuck with a plump pin cushion for life then  I'm not middle aged for another four years so fingers crossed it will melt or something. | |||
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"Youve got a man muff! Next it will be mankles...
That sounds worrying. What's a mankle?Where ya troosers have an argument with ya ankles....
I did go out like that the other day without noticing ! What a twat "There you go then....slippery slope.  | |||
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"Dont worry, just think of it as an airbag for your manhood. ...more cushion when you're pushin' "As long as my little fella don't end up like a toddler at the bottom of Everest  | |||
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff Do you still have it? I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse. Maybe I will be stuck with a plump pin cushion for life then I'm not middle aged for another four years so fingers crossed it will melt or something. "I'll never be able to use my real 'pin cusion' again without smiling. | |||
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"But I guess in answer to your original question, if you've put weight on then yes your pubic mound is bound to 'plump' up a bit as well " This was on embarrassing bodies the other week..apparently once you have the weight there you can't lose iy. A woman had lost about 6 stone but still had a droopy mound...she had surgery | |||
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"But I guess in answer to your original question, if you've put weight on then yes your pubic mound is bound to 'plump' up a bit as well This was on embarrassing bodies the other week..apparently once you have the weight there you can't lose iy. A woman had lost about 6 stone but still had a droopy mound...she had surgery" Surely there is an exercise ? Squat mounds, or cushion curls or something? | |||
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"But I guess in answer to your original question, if you've put weight on then yes your pubic mound is bound to 'plump' up a bit as well This was on embarrassing bodies the other week..apparently once you have the weight there you can't lose iy. A woman had lost about 6 stone but still had a droopy mound...she had surgery" I'd just like to say that mine isn't 'droopy' its plump, but then I haven't lost lots of weight and I'm not likely to do at any point soon  | |||
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"its the canopy over the sweet shop  "Must be an olde worlde sweet shop to have a thatched canopy | |||
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff Do you still have it? I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse. Maybe I will be stuck with a plump pin cushion for life then I'm not middle aged for another four years so fingers crossed it will melt or something. "How do you calculate so accurately when you will be middle aged ? 
I'm a big girl, have a pin cushion (!) and dare I admit pubes too and at 53 my life has never been so good as it is now, Im having the time of my life and long may it last!
Just accept your body might change with time, love it regardless and get on getting it on!
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"But I guess in answer to your original question, if you've put weight on then yes your pubic mound is bound to 'plump' up a bit as well This was on embarrassing bodies the other week..apparently once you have the weight there you can't lose iy. A woman had lost about 6 stone but still had a droopy mound...she had surgery Surely there is an exercise ? Squat mounds, or cushion curls or something?" Apparently not.... | |||
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff Do you still have it? I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse. Maybe I will be stuck with a plump pin cushion for life then I'm not middle aged for another four years so fingers crossed it will melt or something.
How do you calculate so accurately when you will be middle aged ?
I'm a big girl, have a pin cushion (!) and dare I admit pubes too and at 53 my life has never been so good as it is now, Im having the time of my life and long may it last!
Just accept your body might change with time, love it regardless and get on getting it on!
"That's easy. I'm planning on departing at 100. So middle age for me is 50 | |||
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural. " Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle! | |||
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural. Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle! " Mons Meg I believe... | |||
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural. Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle! Mons Meg I believe..." Dunno what her name is but she must have a right old bush going on | |||
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural. Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle! Mons Meg I believe... Dunno what her name is but she must have a right old bush going on "she is every man's dream..comes bang on cue...every time...lol | |||
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural. Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle! " Ya gettin confused with Mons in your.... He's not a cannon.... He's a bishop... | |||
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural. Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle! Ya gettin confused with Mons in your.... He's not a cannon.... He's a bishop... "Don't mention Bishops they always get a bashing | |||
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural. Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle! Ya gettin confused with Mons in your.... He's not a cannon.... He's a bishop...
Don't mention Bishops they always get a bashing"Only if you can find him in the mound | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while?" I think it has sneaked up | |||
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"Too many big macs "Hmmm maybe it's a McMound | |||
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"Too many big macs
Hmmm maybe it's a McMound"Quarter Pounder? | |||
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"Too many big macs
Hmmm maybe it's a McMound
Quarter Pounder?"Of a half stoner? Wahahaha this is hilarious lmao | |||
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"Would you like me to take a look? "As long as you promise not to laugh | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while? I think it has sneaked up" Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate? | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while? I think it has sneaked up Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?" Maybe its not chocolate. | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while? I think it has sneaked up Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?" It's definitely not chocolate related | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while? I think it has sneaked up Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate. "Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going off | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while? I think it has sneaked up Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going off"Will she use her steam cleaner on it? | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while? I think it has sneaked up Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going off"Shes on a mini break- You're safe. | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while? I think it has sneaked up Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going off
Will she use her steam cleaner on it? "I would imagine she would make a woolly cover or something | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while? I think it has sneaked up Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going offShes on a mini break- You're safe. "Have we had any reports from Devon? | |||
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while? I think it has sneaked up Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going offShes on a mini break- You're safe.
Have we had any reports from Devon?"Not on here, but shes having a nice relaxing break. | |||
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"Youve got a man muff! Next it will be mankles... "Lmfao. Least that area will b warm next winter | |||
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"I have my pubes in dreadlocks "Get back to the packing! | |||
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"Get back to the packing!" Crikey, you're a slave driver aren't you
Normal service will be resumed at 10am after ma bacon & mushroom butty | |||
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"I call it my little tuffty / tufftie
Haha!"Tis the vodka! | |||
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"I call it my little tuffty / tufftie
Haha!
Tis the vodka! "Gotta love the vodka! | |||
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 , this thread is hilarious!
Ryan, my mound is because I'm fat! Needs serious liposuction on it!
A male friend loves it though and calls it my mmmmmmMound! He's weird like that
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"Just hope it doesn't get any bigger. Don't want a family of Borrowers moving in and using it as a trampoline. " Looks out of the window at the newly installed trampoline | |||
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"Just hope it doesn't get any bigger. Don't want a family of Borrowers moving in and using it as a trampoline. Looks out of the window at the newly installed trampoline "Out the window that's bad if it doesn't fit in your pants anymore | |||
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