FabSwingers.com forum: When you wake tomorrow

By *osey Wales OP Man
2 weeks ago

Surrey

You will be ranked Number one in the world at your sport.

But what sport...

For me, I think i'd chose Golf. Boring I know but think about it. They get paid obscene amounts, its not exactly hard work, skillful yes but not physically draining. Tend to play in beautiful parts of rhe world in reasonable climates.

So convince me, what would you be number one at ?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts

Heavyweight boxer.

I’ve no desire to get hit in the face obvs but a no 1 heavyweight boxer poof would get an awful lot of people winding their necks in.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Heavyweight boxer.

I’ve no desire to get hit in the face obvs but a no 1 heavyweight boxer poof would get an awful lot of people winding their necks in. "

And a few idiots trying their luck.

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

Gurning

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

Does whinging count yeah?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

Ice hockey, I assume waking up with these kind of superior abilities will heal my back and teach me how to skate though

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By *osey Wales OP Man
2 weeks ago

Surrey

"Gurning

Could be fun

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By *osey Wales OP Man
2 weeks ago

Surrey

"Does whinging count yeah?"

Umm. If you want it too 🤷‍♂️

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By *osey Wales OP Man
2 weeks ago

Surrey

"Ice hockey, I assume waking up with these kind of superior abilities will heal my back and teach me how to skate though "

Sure, you are the best so, you can skate and no ailments at all. Your back is tip top

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By *cedGemWoman
2 weeks ago

your dreams

Moaning

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

"Ice hockey, I assume waking up with these kind of superior abilities will heal my back and teach me how to skate though

Sure, you are the best so, you can skate and no ailments at all. Your back is tip top"

Hallelujah! Move over Gretzky there’s a new Goat in town 💪🏻

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By *osey Wales OP Man
2 weeks ago

Surrey

So thats 2 ladies for moaning/whinging.

Is there a trend 🤔

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By *inxy777Woman
2 weeks ago

essex

Being happy! 😊

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By *osey Wales OP Man
2 weeks ago

Surrey

"Ice hockey, I assume waking up with these kind of superior abilities will heal my back and teach me how to skate though

Sure, you are the best so, you can skate and no ailments at all. Your back is tip top

Hallelujah! Move over Gretzky there’s a new Goat in town 💪🏻"

You cant have his 99 shirt number though

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By *osey Wales OP Man
2 weeks ago

Surrey

"Being happy! 😊 "

From what i've seen are you not No.1 at this already ?

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By *aizyWoman
2 weeks ago

west midlands

Darts. Not much moving about with darts.

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Ping pong

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By *inxy777Woman
2 weeks ago

essex

"Being happy! 😊

From what i've seen are you not No.1 at this already ?"
thank you for that, I’m just chatty!

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

"So thats 2 ladies for moaning/whinging.

Is there a trend 🤔"

Shut ya face

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By *ansoffateMan
2 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

It's a bit late in the day for my boyhood dream of playing with Robbie Fowler and Steve Mcmanaman in front of the Kop. I'd have loved getting Roy Keane sent off and blowing him a kiss as he stormed off the pitch ranting.

I'd probably go with Pool 9 Ball. Same logic really, but even less effort than golf and it's more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I'm also going for darts as you get to train down the pub, wear loads of gaudy jewellery and people put on fancy dress when they watch me compete

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