FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone want to roast me

By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

Roast me please

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By *iss DevilWoman
12 weeks ago

Bedford

You mean spit roast, or just comment on your profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

I was meaning profile but ill take a spit roast

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"I was meaning profile but ill take a spit roast"

You need a shave

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By *i-Guy-75Man
12 weeks ago

"I was meaning profile but ill take a spit roast"

Take a spitroast?….. typical fab straight profile… pppffffttt…

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By *iss DevilWoman
12 weeks ago

Bedford

"I was meaning profile but ill take a spit roast"

You're not straight then, are you?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
12 weeks ago

Reading

As you have ruled out men your chances of a meet are close to zero based on the profile alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

I wasnt meaning being the middle.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

"Roast me please"

My oven isn't big enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"Roast me please

My oven isn't big enough

Hahahaha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

"Roast me please

My oven isn't big enough

Hahahaha"

True though lol ... beside I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

Dahmer thats a name i forgot about

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By *illy IdolMan
12 weeks ago

Midlands

Your cock looks a bit like Kenny from South Park.

Also, are you sitting on the toilet without the seat down?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

Roast your profile?

Ok.

It’s crap.

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By *vaRose43Woman
12 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Roast your profile?

One blurry cock pic and zero bio.

Do 👏 fucking 👏 better 👏

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

"Dahmer thats a name i forgot about "

The series on Netflix is absolutely brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

When my chicken is done

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

David Black. Not sure how much effort you put into making your name? Or your profile? But you made it. Looks like it might’ve been tough for you so well done. When are you going to actually going to shave? Not much effort put into your appearance either clearly.

And to make it all even worse, your location is Aberdeen. Who are you trying to trick into believing you’re really *trying* to get laid?

Nothing about your profile suggests that you’re worth meeting. Except for the Black bit actually. Stick with that- the women go feral for a Black on here.

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By *ffervescentMan
12 weeks ago

winfrith

"I was meaning profile but ill take a spit roast"
why are you ill is it the warm weather ?

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By *ineapple_turnoverCouple
12 weeks ago

London

"I was meaning profile but ill take a spit roast

You need a shave "

Not sure what's fuzzier Dave's profile picture or his ballsack

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

In all seriousness Dave, I wish you the best of luck with all 12 of the women of Aberdeen.

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By *i-Guy-75Man
12 weeks ago

"In all seriousness Dave, I wish you the best of luck with all 12 of the women of Aberdeen. "

10 of which are men catfishing

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By *hePleasurerMan
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

My oven isn't big enough.

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By *i-Guy-75Man
12 weeks ago

You also need to be careful, taking that much of the blue v pills will effect your blood pressure massively 🪵

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke

Dave definitely needs a shave.

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'm thinking more air fryer.

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By *chupforitMan
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

"I was meaning profile but ill take a spit roast"

A nice spit roasting is very enjoyable.

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