FabSwingers.com forum: Ceramic Plates, Bowls, Cups

By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
7 days ago

Chester

Hello all,

I've come here today to express my hatred for ceramic dinnerware. I could tell customers, friends or family, but I wouldn't want them to think any less of me.

So, I'll let you all into a little secret! I have Ceramidishphobia. I have a hatred of ceramic dishes - I can't stand them. Get rid of them - all of them! Smash them all.

Why would I eat out of something that smashes to pieces if I dropped it? The things are cold, they dissipate heat too quickly, they're heavy, they chip and crack and they're expensive. Get rid of them!!! Stupid idea.

Let's have melamine instead!

I'm going to be running for MP soon. If I become MP, vote for me as the next PM and I'll ban these awful things.

Vote Melamine John and I'll put your needs first!

Good day!

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By *eroLondonMan
7 days ago

Covent Garden

Giving up on ceramic would be like giving up on porcelain-smooth women.

That won't be happening any time soon. 🩶

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
7 days ago

Chester

"Giving up on ceramic would be like giving up on porcelain-smooth women.

That won't be happening any time soon. 🩶"

Lol 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

Can't put the mela in the microwave though

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By *aven.Woman
7 days ago

Not the North West...

I like paper plates, no washing up

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
7 days ago

Stockport

"Can't put the mela in the microwave though"

Technically you can put the melamine in the microwave, it's just that it'll catch fire and destroy your kitchen...

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

"Can't put the mela in the microwave though

Technically you can put the melamine in the microwave, it's just that it'll catch fire and destroy your kitchen..."

I'm getting high inhaling those fumes

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
7 days ago

Chester

"Can't put the mela in the microwave though"

Eugh, true dat.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
7 days ago

Chester

"I like paper plates, no washing up"

Yeah Raveypants!! Now you're talking. I don't like how flimsy they are though.

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By *ffy.Woman
7 days ago

Fife

If you become MP can you also ban cutlery with the plastic handles? They upset me a lot.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
7 days ago

Chester

"If you become MP can you also ban cutlery with the plastic handles? They upset me a lot. "

Arghhh, those horrible things. I'll get those melted down - by order.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
7 days ago

Central

We need to do our bit for Stoke on Trent

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