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If you could meet any historical figure for the day, who would it be and why?

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North West

A bit of a fun question this.

I need to have a think. Too many to pick

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

Helen Duncan

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse

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By *mo512Man
2 weeks ago

LONDON

Joseph. Jesus' step dad.

I'd ask him what his mates thought of his missus having another 'mans' child?

There is a brilliant sketch by Kevin Bridges on it.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North West


"Joseph. Jesus' step dad.

I'd ask him what his mates thought of his missus having another 'mans' child?

There is a brilliant sketch by Kevin Bridges on it."

I've never seen that sketch

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By *mo512Man
2 weeks ago

LONDON


"Joseph. Jesus' step dad.

I'd ask him what his mates thought of his missus having another 'mans' child?

There is a brilliant sketch by Kevin Bridges on it.

I've never seen that sketch "

https://youtu.be/wc7u_F0CvBs?feature=shared

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Got to be Jesus innit.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse"

The wrong way up yes ?? 🤣

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

I'd have to say either Joan of Arc or Marie Curie ...

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus


"Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse

The wrong way up yes ?? 🤣"

There’s a right way??

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse

The wrong way up yes ?? 🤣

There’s a right way?? "

Leaves first would be the right way up, the err bottom going in first would be the wrong way.. I suppose you could leave the leaves poking out if hitlers bum for a laugh 🤣🤣🤣

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus


"Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse

The wrong way up yes ?? 🤣

There’s a right way??

Leaves first would be the right way up, the err bottom going in first would be the wrong way.. I suppose you could leave the leaves poking out if hitlers bum for a laugh 🤣🤣🤣"

I was going to boot it in the final stretch anyway so I think we’re overthinking this 😂

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North West


"Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse

The wrong way up yes ?? 🤣

There’s a right way??

Leaves first would be the right way up, the err bottom going in first would be the wrong way.. I suppose you could leave the leaves poking out if hitlers bum for a laugh 🤣🤣🤣"

Talking about Hitler's arse. What a fantastic Friday afternoon 🤣🤣🤣

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By *r John WickMan
2 weeks ago

The Continental

Barack Obama

I reckon he’d be a cool geezer to shoot the breeze with, and would get a round in at the pub.

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By *luebell888Woman
2 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Queen Elizabeth the 2nd

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
2 weeks ago

york

Edmund Hillary or Roald Amundsen

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
2 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I would love to meet SirJohn Donne ( bodyguard to King Edward IV) ….he would know what happened to the princes in the tower

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester

Jesus - so that I could see how good the second-best man to ever live actually was. 😂

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By *aldy321Man
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Not an historical figure at the moment. Donald Trump then jump out of a window, quickly making him an historical figure...

Same could be said for V Putin esq et al....

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By *arvey67Man
2 weeks ago

Grimsby

Lisa Potts

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
2 weeks ago

Cardiff

Leonardo da Vinci without a doubt

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North West


"I would love to meet SirJohn Donne ( bodyguard to King Edward IV) ….he would know what happened to the princes in the tower"

Can I just say I am loving your profile pic mate

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
2 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"I would love to meet SirJohn Donne ( bodyguard to King Edward IV) ….he would know what happened to the princes in the tower

Can I just say I am loving your profile pic mate "

Thankyou it takes some wd40 & elbow grease

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse

The wrong way up yes ?? 🤣

There’s a right way??

Leaves first would be the right way up, the err bottom going in first would be the wrong way.. I suppose you could leave the leaves poking out if hitlers bum for a laugh 🤣🤣🤣

I was going to boot it in the final stretch anyway so I think we’re overthinking this 😂"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse

The wrong way up yes ?? 🤣

There’s a right way??

Leaves first would be the right way up, the err bottom going in first would be the wrong way.. I suppose you could leave the leaves poking out if hitlers bum for a laugh 🤣🤣🤣

Talking about Hitler's arse. What a fantastic Friday afternoon 🤣🤣🤣"

It's amusing me no end.... Hitler only had one ball you know... the other is in the Albert Hall.... you're very welcome for the earworm 🤣🤣

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus


"Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse

The wrong way up yes ?? 🤣

There’s a right way??

Leaves first would be the right way up, the err bottom going in first would be the wrong way.. I suppose you could leave the leaves poking out if hitlers bum for a laugh 🤣🤣🤣

Talking about Hitler's arse. What a fantastic Friday afternoon 🤣🤣🤣

It's amusing me no end.... Hitler only had one ball you know... the other is in the Albert Hall.... you're very welcome for the earworm 🤣🤣"

I remember that one from school!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hitler, just to stick a pineapple up his arse

The wrong way up yes ?? 🤣

There’s a right way??

Leaves first would be the right way up, the err bottom going in first would be the wrong way.. I suppose you could leave the leaves poking out if hitlers bum for a laugh 🤣🤣🤣

Talking about Hitler's arse. What a fantastic Friday afternoon 🤣🤣🤣

It's amusing me no end.... Hitler only had one ball you know... the other is in the Albert Hall.... you're very welcome for the earworm 🤣🤣

I remember that one from school! "

🤣🤣

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By *8on33Man
2 weeks ago

winfrith

Sir Walter Raleigh just before he invented the lightweight racing bike .

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By *ansoffateMan
2 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Cleopatra

If it's just a day why not do it with style.

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By *2000ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Anne Boylyn. Met a sad ending. I like to think meeting me would have changed that.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The Captain of the Titanic and just say 'left a little bit'

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

West Suffolk

Jesus for sure. Firstly to see if the stories are true and secondly to learn how to turn water into wine. I’ll be a billionaire lol

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Cleopatra, obviously...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton


"Cleopatra, obviously..."

She's coming at ya.. haha what an earworm lol

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By *ruceyyMan
2 weeks ago

London

Princess Diana. I reckon she'd have fancied me.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North West


"Cleopatra, obviously..."

Seems like she is a popular choice here

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North West


"Anne Boylyn. Met a sad ending. I like to think meeting me would have changed that."

You going to convince Henry not to execute her then?

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By *agnar73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Julius Caesar to stick finger up at and tell him his boys are shite at conquering

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria

Push him to the left wondering what the world we be like now.

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By *ayTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Alan Turing

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

Queen Elizabeth 1st

I want to check out her long fingers.

Not in a sexual way.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria

Push him to the left wondering what the world we be like now. "

It's probably one of the biggest hinge factors in history. Just imagine. Talk about a butterfly effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Cleopatra, obviously...

Seems like she is a popular choice here "

Who wouldn't want a lady who tells her servants to deliver her to her lover wrapped in a carpet? Immediate bonus: sex on the carpet

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Helen Keller. Because at least I might have a fighting chance of a second date.

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By *urry BlokeMan
2 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Hitler

I'd av taken the cyanide in 1933, rather than waiting til 1945, when the game was up, to end my time

Would be interesting then to pop back to now and see if anything was different about the shape of the world

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By *orningcoffee9Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Jesus, and Alexander the Great

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By *oding1Man
2 weeks ago

marlow

Newton. Just to tell him on things to come!

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