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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ok, so I've been on here two weeks and I'm not having much luck.... this evenings 'prick' incident has only added to my misery.

I've re-written my profile a few times and moved the goal posts a little to make it a bit more inviting but still I'm having little success.

I was hoping you good folk of the forum could have a bit of a butchers at my profile and see if you can give me a few tips.

Thanks in advance for your help and wealth of experience.

Josh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your trying too hard.

Lost me with the capitals thing then the bint thing, then finally I need to drive to pick you up from the pub?

Maybe it's your sense of humour, but I stopped reading after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, so I've been on here two weeks and I'm not having much luck.... this evenings 'prick' incident has only added to my misery.

I've re-written my profile a few times and moved the goal posts a little to make it a bit more inviting but still I'm having little success.

I was hoping you good folk of the forum could have a bit of a butchers at my profile and see if you can give me a few tips.

Thanks in advance for your help and wealth of experience.

Josh "

Mate, two weeks is nothing on this site.

You're interacting well on the forums and seem like a decent guy so it will only be a matter of time.

P.S. don't sweat the 'prick' incident. We're all adults afteral.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

rome wasn't built in a day.... and too many people focus on the ending as opposed to the journey.....

time, patience, basic common sense...... goes a long way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your trying too hard.

Lost me with the capitals thing then the bint thing, then finally I need to drive to pick you up from the pub?

Maybe it's your sense of humour, but I stopped reading after that."

Snap couldn't be bothered to read it all....good luck your need it.

Kelly

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

get over it, you seem to be more focussed on the prick thing than anyone else. it wluld have died when the thread did if you hadnt started 3 moreabout it lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

oh, and i get that your profile is tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tongue in cheek is good..but too much not so good.

i read it but still no propper info on it as regards you and what looking for really...good luck!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"get over it, you seem to be more focussed on the prick thing than anyone else. it wluld have died when the thread did if you hadnt started 3 moreabout it lol"

And OP - top tip, if you say something in a thread that can get you banned and you dont get banned, perhaps not best thing to keep mentioning it in every other post

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Yeah let the prick thing go you've dragged it on longer than anyone else.

But... I like your profile it's funny. Only prob is it doesn't actually tell anyone anything serious about you and so anyone browsing will probably pass it by x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tongue in cheek is good..but too much not so good.

i read it but still no propper info on it as regards you and what looking for really...good luck!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering £25 isn't that prostitution lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More pics is a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh, and i get that your profile is tongue in cheek "

Me too but too much of it and not any info.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Made me laugh, but as it's been pointed out it doesn't really say what you're looking for.

So a little bit of fun, but more information required

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Offering £25 isn't that prostitution lol "

no, taking it is prostitution, offering is solicitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tongue in cheek is good..but too much not so good.

i read it but still no propper info on it as regards you and what looking for really...good luck!!!

"

i just happy at fact got a thumbs up for summit i said for once haha! and off a fit straight man too so thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offering £25 isn't that prostitution lol

no, taking it is prostitution, offering is solicitation "

See I know where I was going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Josh your a nice guy and you've been great, don't worry about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest i'm the type of girl who gets laughed into bed, so I liked your profile.

2 Weeks is nothing on here unfortunately so learn some patience!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lived closer you would be my cup of tea x if you ever fancy a weekend away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair i'm surprised your still able to post on the forums after calling another user a prick??

I would just look and look away reading your profile, there isnt any info on about you, what you want and what a meet can expect....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You seem to have settled into the fora quite well, bear in mind only about 1% of people on fab use it though and even less actually post. You could do with some more photos. The profile is funny and I'm sure it would make people laugh but am not convinced it would encourage people to meet you as others have said there's not enough about your likes/dislikes. I don't get the register/school bit either but maybe it's cos I'm an old git. Don't leave though. Read through all the previous threads about profiles and act on the advice. be friendly, patient and respectful.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"You seem to have settled into the fora quite well, bear in mind only about 1% of people on fab use it though and even less actually post. You could do with some more photos. The profile is funny and I'm sure it would make people laugh but am not convinced it would encourage people to meet you as others have said there's not enough about your likes/dislikes. I don't get the register/school bit either but maybe it's cos I'm an old git. Don't leave though. Read through all the previous threads about profiles and act on the advice. be friendly, patient and respectful. "

Cheers for that

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Don't offer cash as an incentive. Offer pilchards, women find it impossible to turn down pilchards.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

You're trying to be different and stand out, which is hard to do...however, it's not in a good way.

You're profile doesn't really tell anyone that would be interested anything, apart from you obviously think you should be doing standup...time and place yeah?!!

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like profile, it's fun, shows your up for laugh, and know how to have a giggle.

could do with some info on you and what your looking for.

But to be fair there are some men who have been on here for months and coz of the numbers game haven't had a meet yet.

It will happen when it happens but just enjoy it.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I love your profile. It had me laughing and I read the whole thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it but I know its tongue in cheek

Maybe just maybe tone down the humour a little - you got to mix it up a little

You don't need too many gimmicks all in one place and mentioning money isn't great either

Be yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get over it, you seem to be more focussed on the prick thing than anyone else. it wluld have died when the thread did if you hadnt started 3 moreabout it lol

And OP - top tip, if you say something in a thread that can get you banned and you dont get banned, perhaps not best thing to keep mentioning it in every other post "

NO comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Referring to ladies as bitches and bints is a bit disrespectful.

Sure you may be a hit cos of your body, but ladies like brains too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what too many people are stuck up their own arses on here - we all know that

Live and let live

You are a good looking man and can have a laugh - thats all anyone needs to know

Hell look Ill bloody meet you - you will have to wait till Im free though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Referring to ladies as bitches and bints is a bit disrespectful.

Sure you may be a hit cos of your body, but ladies like brains too..."

I hope so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Referring to ladies as bitches and bints is a bit disrespectful.

Sure you may be a hit cos of your body, but ladies like brains too..."
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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Don't offer cash as an incentive. Offer pilchards, women find it impossible to turn down pilchards. "

I like the way you are so willing to share your manly knowledge of women - so kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Referring to ladies as bitches and bints is a bit disrespectful.

Sure you may be a hit cos of your body, but ladies like brains too..."

This was written as advice not criticism by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was quite funny shows you have a sense of humour down side not much info on your likes dislikes or what you want

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Don't offer cash as an incentive. Offer pilchards, women find it impossible to turn down pilchards. "

Haha

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