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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Tin town

A penis

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Painting

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By *inxy777Woman
11 weeks ago

essex

Eating x

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By *mmaleiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Hoopla

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

No armed press ups,, super tripod

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By *vonne5exMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

Auger for planting seeds.

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Fly swatter

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

Measuring fanny, mouth, or butthole depth

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By *vonne5exMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Measuring fanny, mouth, or butthole depth"
Never measure to the bottom

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Fly swatter "
jesus, a good wash might solve the fly problem, tell him asap

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds


"Fly swatter jesus, a good wash might solve the fly problem, tell him asap "

🤣🤣

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Doorstop

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Paperweight

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By *ickshawedCouple
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A necklace

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

A very short burst fire extinguisher. The fire would have to be really small to be effective of course.

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By *llshaun88Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

Draught excluder

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

A coat hook

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Sausage rolls

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds


"Draught excluder "

Some would need a very small door

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By *llshaun88Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

😂😂

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By *ildbillkidMan
11 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Doughnut holder

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By *inxy777Woman
11 weeks ago

essex


"Doughnut holder"
😂😂

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By *ags73Man
11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Sky tv remote

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Cigarette holder

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By *r.XratedMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

Temporary bath towel holder

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
11 weeks ago

London

To exercise your car’s gear expertise at home.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
11 weeks ago

Willenhall

Inside toilet bowl jet wash cleaner.

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
11 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Pussy maintenance tool

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

A helicopter

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By *a LunaWoman
11 weeks ago

South Wales

Rolling pin 👩‍🍳

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By *og-ManMan
11 weeks ago

somewhere

To measure a can of lynx

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By *og-ManMan
11 weeks ago

somewhere

To stir a cocktail ...if its good enough for The Royal family

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Tug of war

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By *ougarsilkWoman
11 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Bagel holder

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Lollipop

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By *ickshawedCouple
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A stress toy

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
11 weeks ago

London

Emergency snow pen

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Meat tenderiser

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By *ickshawedCouple
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A dogs chew toy

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards

You know how you can peel Cheese Strings, and get all those frayed, flappy bits?

I like to do that with my winky 🤭.

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By *akey.r8Man
11 weeks ago

Travelling with work

A wallet

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By *og-ManMan
11 weeks ago

somewhere

To disappoint women and men

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
11 weeks ago

Willenhall

Condom tester.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
11 weeks ago

Markfield

Toilet roll holder

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
11 weeks ago

London

Hand warmer.......sometimes I just sit here, hands down there.....not doing anything, it's just warm

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
11 weeks ago

Willenhall

Conducting an orchestra.

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Way marker … if erect or earth bound if not

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By *r TriomanMan
11 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Writing; after all, mightier than the sword.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
11 weeks ago

Willenhall

Sexual arousal barometer.

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By *iker JackMan
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

To ward off woman and keep them away 🤣🤣

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By *hePleasurerMan
11 weeks ago

Cheshire

A weapon.

The penis mightier than the sword.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
11 weeks ago

Risca

It's a good tool for measuring various cans, deodorant and remote controls.

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By *ld4YCouple
11 weeks ago

mid Suffolk

Dalmatian puppies.

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By *ionandleopardCouple
11 weeks ago

Norwich

Carrying donuts if youre carrying 2 cups of coffee

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When tastefully arranged with a fufu clip, a faux vagina.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A practice sword for short-range fencing

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A towhitch for very light vehicles.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Use neon paint or glow-in-the-dark condoms for a fun lightsaber; you can make the "wommmm" "wommmm" noise with your mouth as you sweep it around majestically...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Substitute whacker for Whack-a-mole.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
11 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Signpost to playroom

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Impressive pole for pole-vaulting onto the bed - double points if you land on your lover!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Coat with mint syrup for Davina's alternative lolly.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Wear a bowl on your head and a polka dot dress, hold an egg whisk, and stick your penis out in front of you and walk around going "Inseminate!" "Inseminate!". Great Dalek costume for fancy dress orgies!

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By *osey WalesMan
11 weeks ago

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Towel holder

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