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By *ackformore100 OP Man
1 week ago

Tin town

A penis

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By *obilebottomMan
1 week ago

All over

Painting

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By *inxy777Woman
1 week ago

essex

Eating

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By *mmaleiaWoman
1 week ago

East Northamptonshire

Hoopla

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By *he AmbassadorMan
1 week ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

No armed press ups,, super tripod

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By *vonne5exMan
1 week ago

Doncaster

Auger for planting seeds.

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By *parkle1974Woman
1 week ago

Leeds

Fly swatter

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By *r John WickMan
1 week ago

The Continental

Measuring fanny, mouth, or butthole depth

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By *vonne5exMan
1 week ago

Doncaster

"Measuring fanny, mouth, or butthole depth"
Never measure to the bottom

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By *he AmbassadorMan
1 week ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Fly swatter "
jesus, a good wash might solve the fly problem, tell him asap

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By *parkle1974Woman
1 week ago

Leeds

"Fly swatter jesus, a good wash might solve the fly problem, tell him asap

🤣🤣

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By *parkle1974Woman
1 week ago

Leeds

Doorstop

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By *parkle1974Woman
1 week ago

Leeds

Paperweight

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

A necklace

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By *r John WickMan
1 week ago

The Continental

A very short burst fire extinguisher. The fire would have to be really small to be effective of course.

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By *llshaun88Man
1 week ago

Newcastle

Draught excluder

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By *r John WickMan
1 week ago

The Continental

A coat hook

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By *obilebottomMan
1 week ago

All over

Sausage rolls

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By *parkle1974Woman
1 week ago

Leeds

"Draught excluder "

Some would need a very small door

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By *llshaun88Man
1 week ago

Newcastle

😂😂

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By *ildbillkidMan
1 week ago

where the road goes on forever

Doughnut holder

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By *inxy777Woman
1 week ago

essex

"Doughnut holder"
😂😂

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish

Sky tv remote

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By *elix SightedMan
1 week ago

Cloud 8

Cigarette holder

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By *r.XratedMan
1 week ago

Liverpool/ New York

Temporary bath towel holder

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
1 week ago

London

To exercise your car’s gear expertise at home.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
1 week ago

Willenhall

Inside toilet bowl jet wash cleaner.

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
1 week ago

southend-on-sea

Pussy maintenance tool

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

A helicopter

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By *a LunaWoman
1 week ago

South Wales

Rolling pin 👩‍🍳

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By *og-ManMan
1 week ago

somewhere

To measure a can of lynx

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By *og-ManMan
1 week ago

somewhere

To stir a cocktail ...if its good enough for The Royal family

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By *obilebottomMan
1 week ago

All over

Tug of war

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By *ougarsilkWoman
1 week ago

Pleasure heaven

Bagel holder

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By *he ExcaliburMan
1 week ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Lollipop

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

A stress toy

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
1 week ago

London

Emergency snow pen

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By *ffy.Woman
1 week ago

Fife

Meat tenderiser

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

A dogs chew toy

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
1 week ago

St Leonards

You know how you can peel Cheese Strings, and get all those frayed, flappy bits?

I like to do that with my winky 🤭.

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By *akey.r8Man
1 week ago

Travelling with work

A wallet

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By *og-ManMan
1 week ago

somewhere

To disappoint women and men

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
1 week ago

Willenhall

Condom tester.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
1 week ago

Markfield

Toilet roll holder

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
1 week ago

London

Hand warmer.......sometimes I just sit here, hands down there.....not doing anything, it's just warm

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
1 week ago

Willenhall

Conducting an orchestra.

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By *ripfillMan
1 week ago

havant

Way marker … if erect or earth bound if not

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By *r TriomanMan
1 week ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Writing; after all, mightier than the sword.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
1 week ago

Willenhall

Sexual arousal barometer.

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By *iker JackMan
7 days ago

Wolverhampton

To ward off woman and keep them away 🤣🤣

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By *hePleasurerMan
7 days ago

Cheshire

A weapon.

The penis mightier than the sword.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
7 days ago

Risca

It's a good tool for measuring various cans, deodorant and remote controls.

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By *ld4YCouple
7 days ago

mid Suffolk

Dalmatian puppies.

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By *ionandleopardCouple
7 days ago

norwich

Carrying donuts if youre carrying 2 cups of coffee

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When tastefully arranged with a fufu clip, a faux vagina.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A practice sword for short-range fencing

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A towhitch for very light vehicles.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Use neon paint or glow-in-the-dark condoms for a fun lightsaber; you can make the "wommmm" "wommmm" noise with your mouth as you sweep it around majestically...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Substitute whacker for Whack-a-mole.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
7 days ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Signpost to playroom

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Impressive pole for pole-vaulting onto the bed - double points if you land on your lover!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Coat with mint syrup for Davina's alternative lolly.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Wear a bowl on your head and a polka dot dress, hold an egg whisk, and stick your penis out in front of you and walk around going "Inseminate!" "Inseminate!". Great Dalek costume for fancy dress orgies!

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By *osey WalesMan
7 days ago

Surrey

Towel holder

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