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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have lots of them anyone else gt the farts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you care to share one? Im all out of egg farts

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I bought a deodorant stick earlier today. The instructions said take out of wrapper and push up bottom?

I can hardly walk now but my farts smell of roses...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


" I bought a deodorant stick earlier today. The instructions said take out of wrapper and push up bottom?

I can hardly walk now but my farts smell of roses... "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No, I get lady puffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That made me chuckle _sm lol xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am on the way to becoming an old fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good fart

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By *xxmale76xxxMan
over a year ago

inverness


" I bought a deodorant stick earlier today. The instructions said take out of wrapper and push up bottom?

I can hardly walk now but my farts smell of roses... "

hahahahahahahahahaha!!! brilliant!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


" I bought a deodorant stick earlier today. The instructions said take out of wrapper and push up bottom?

I can hardly walk now but my farts smell of roses... "

I asked the chemist for a deodorant, he said "Ball or Aerosol?" I said "Neither, I want it for my armpits"

Courtesy of Not The Nine O'clock News

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts prove that if there is a God, that he does have a sense of humour.

A) The noise

B) The smell

C) The way people bend over, cock a leg etc do expel one.

& just when you think you've chuckled in every way that you can.......

D) Do it under water!

Priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have all farted on our own and laughed.. Then when it stinks you laugh more...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bencornwall that was class lol yes we all fart in our own way lol fanny farts areca diff topic again lol xx

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