FabSwingers.com forum: If you could train one animal to be your bouncer

By *lamdaddy OP Man
12 weeks ago

London

But it has to be fun sized so no bears or elephants.

Which would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

A kangaroo. Imagine one kicking you out of someone’s house.

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By *amie HantsWoman
12 weeks ago

Atlantis

Honey badger

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
12 weeks ago

on the move

A squirrel, find the idea of a squirrel telling someone to "not tonight, fuck off" very funny.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

A dingo

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Honey badger "

Bollocks you read my mind. 🤣

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Honey badger "

She gets it!

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Komodo dragon.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A raccoon.

Trash pandas rock.🤘🤘

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By *apidaryMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Dug, the dog from Up. With Kevin the bird as backup.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
12 weeks ago

London

"Honey badger "

Honey badgers don't give a shit, they're so nassty

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Polar bear,, who's messing with one of those

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Polar bear,, who's messing with one of those"

He said no Bears!

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By *amie HantsWoman
12 weeks ago

Atlantis

Rule breakers should be stuck with a salamander

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Penguin, it already has the outfit so I'll save money on uniform and dry cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Bodger the Badger

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Chinchilla

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London

A Tarsier.

It’ll stare right into your soul.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
12 weeks ago

Wirral

A quokka. It'll tell you to fuck off in an aussie accent while giving you a massive grin.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Polar bear,, who's messing with one of those

He said no Bears! "
did he,ffk I missed that,

A Tibetan Mastiff it is so.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
12 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Stevie the Gecko from Madagascar.

His eyeball licking whilst sitting on my head would be disconcerting enough to make people behave.

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Oh that small??

OK so err ratel,there quire something.

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By *100Man
12 weeks ago

Essex

I’d train a sugar glider to use a high powered taser like a little surprise ninja

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

A skunk.🦨 I would call her 'Nansie.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Honey badger "

This 100% hard as nails.

Don't fuck with honey badger's

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Wolf

Wolves are awesome.

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"A skunk.🦨 I would call her 'Nansie."

Lol!!!

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By *erry bull1Man
12 weeks ago

doncaster

A Dik-Dik

Small African antelope , cute but give a nasty headbut

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

A swan. Apparently they can break your arm…

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By *vaRose43Woman
12 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Cassowary

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

A red panda 😁

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By *ags73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Kangaroo 🥊

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By *ib.Man
12 weeks ago

Hampshire

Polar bear, no question.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
12 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
12 weeks ago

Willenhall

A lot of mustelids mentioned but nobody has chosen a wolverine yet so I will.

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By *r.XratedMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

An emu

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
12 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

"But it has to be fun sized so no bears or elephants.

Which would it be?"

A beaver

Have you seen the movie Zombeaver..its hilarious

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
12 weeks ago

Willenhall

"A swan. Apparently they can break your arm…"

Have you ever met anyone who had their arm broken by a swan?

Me neither; swans are bullshitters. Their chavvy relatives (geese) are even worse.

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By *ildbillkidMan
12 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Have to go with a squirrel, keep the nuts from bugging me

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By *idlandiaMan
12 weeks ago

Birmingham

A Tardigrade.

Maybe ripper from star trek discovery, but a normal one would be good too.

Unless they aren't allowed as their other name is water bears....

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By *a LunaWoman
12 weeks ago

South Wales

A duck. They look so cute and harmless.

And then they unleash their ninja skills.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West

Honey Badger

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By *elvet RopeMan
12 weeks ago

by the big field

Not sure they count as an animal, but i'll choose a Northern Girl...if you've ever pissed one off you know just how much trouble you're in (even worse if she brings her 'pack' to the fight)

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
12 weeks ago

London

Winner hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

An owl

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By *adger BrocMan
12 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"Honey badger "

Thank you.....🦡

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By *Silver-Man
12 weeks ago

Mold

A Beaver

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By *ripfillMan
12 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I had a pair of ferrets when I was a kid in Cumbria

They were bloody amazing

I could handle them a treat but any one else they would bite and lock their jaws …

My dad had one hanging from his Lower lip for over 40 mins

29 mins of that was me laughing

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

Only a nutter messes with a honey badger.

But it's taken already, so I'll go with a Caracal. They sound psychotic, they are psychotic...but a honey badger would still mess them up

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By *ags73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"A duck. They look so cute and harmless.

And then they unleash their ninja skills.

Actually true. Gave me and the dog ‘the fear’ on a walk around a pond

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
12 weeks ago

Norwich

Chimpanzee.

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By *uctifanoWoman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

A bat ... sneaky feckers that can see in the dark ... ohhh and they have a vampire version

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
12 weeks ago

Bristol

A ferret! Sneaky little buggers they are

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