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"After the (mediocre) deed was done: “Whoa, you do take your time in the toilet”. (5 min) I don’t, you idiotic prick. And even if I did what the hell does it have to do with you? Never saw him again, obvs " What is wrong with people?  | |||
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"Let's be quick about it.. my husband will be home soon. " | |||
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"Let's be quick about it.. my husband will be home soon.
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""Sorry", after coming. Please don't bring your anxiety to bed." 🤦😂😂 | |||
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"And spoil it all by saying something stupid like "should I put it in now?" Let's hear the sweet nothings that turned you off "Did someone actually say that? 😂 | |||
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"And spoil it all by saying something stupid like "should I put it in now?" Let's hear the sweet nothings that turned you off
Did someone actually say that? 😂
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"Can I call you Nero?" • W⚓ · 🙂 | |||
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"And spoil it all by saying something stupid like "should I put it in now?" Let's hear the sweet nothings that turned you off
Did someone actually say that? 😂
Yes "Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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"After the (mediocre) deed was done: “Whoa, you do take your time in the toilet”. (5 min) I don’t, you idiotic prick. And even if I did what the hell does it have to do with you? Never saw him again, obvs " Aviatrix, you expel those turds as slowly as you like. No one appreciates pressure for a prompt plop. | |||
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"“I’ll give you a pair of timberlands if you step on my balls” " I could do with some new boots 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Cum for daddy 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮" I have had that said to me... | |||
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"Want you to piss in my mouth "I’d rather use a toilet instead | |||
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"Cum for daddy 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 I have had that said to me... " I hope you got up and left him to sort himself out | |||
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"Cum for daddy 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮" Cum for Bruceyy work? 😂 | |||
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"“I’ll give you a pair of timberlands if you step on my balls” I could do with some new boots 🤣🤣🤣" My mate said the same thing, did I miss a trick here? 😂 | |||
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"“I’ll give you a pair of timberlands if you step on my balls” I could do with some new boots 🤣🤣🤣 My mate said the same thing, did I miss a trick here? 😂" Definitely 😂😂 | |||
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"*makes notes of what not to say* This is a helpful thread, OP, thanks "You're welcome | |||
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"“I’ll give you a pair of timberlands if you step on my balls” I could do with some new boots 🤣🤣🤣 My mate said the same thing, did I miss a trick here? 😂 Definitely 😂😂" God dammit 🤦🏻♂️😂😂 | |||
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"Bitty?" Ha ha brilliant  | |||
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"*makes notes of what not to say* This is a helpful thread, OP, thanks "Making a list, checking it twice!  | |||
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"Cum for daddy 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮" 😬 "Daddy" or "mummy" comments must be one of my top turnoffs! | |||
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"Being called a sexy fat bitch. Like ummm…alright? " Couldn't just leave it at sexy? I don't get people.  | |||
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"Being called a sexy fat bitch. Like ummm…alright? " Similarly "bring that fat arse up here" Did you need to mention fat though? | |||
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"I’m so glad people are speaking up against the whole “daddy” things, has always really creeped me out." There's this audio clip of a horny cartoon squirrel going "whoooo'sh yer dyaddyyyy, whoooo'sh yer dyaddyyyy", and that's all I hear when someone says it... 🤣 | |||
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"*makes notes of what not to say* This is a helpful thread, OP, thanks
Making a list, checking it twice! "Everyone is naughty! | |||
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"When the Mr says where to you want my cum 🥵 Mrs " Balls I miss read turn on not off 😂🙈 | |||
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"When the Mr says where to you want my cum 🥵 Mrs Balls I miss read turn on not off 😂🙈" 🤣🤣 | |||
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 calling me by another gals name isn’t a turn on so I’ll go with that. | |||
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"Does mommy like that 😂" What’s your name again? 😂 | |||
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"Half the stuff people hate on here is stuff others love hearing...I think in future I will play it safe and remain silent. " That's what they invented ball gags for 🤣 | |||
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"" I think my Daughter has just come home"" This is why I don't accommodate! | |||
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"Oh yes babe, yes babe, yes babe I’m not your babe. Mrs TMN x" Who's babe are you? 😜 | |||
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"Half the stuff people hate on here is stuff others love hearing...I think in future I will play it safe and remain silent. " God, I hate guys who are stumm the whole time you're having sex! Ffs, am I that underwhelming? A little appreciation, please! 😜 | |||
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"Half the stuff people hate on here is stuff others love hearing...I think in future I will play it safe and remain silent. That's what they invented ball gags for 🤣"So THAT'S what they mean by "having a ball" 😝 | |||
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"Half the stuff people hate on here is stuff others love hearing...I think in future I will play it safe and remain silent. That's what they invented ball gags for 🤣"😳😳😳 😂 | |||
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"Half the stuff people hate on here is stuff others love hearing...I think in future I will play it safe and remain silent. That's what they invented ball gags for 🤣
So THAT'S what they mean by "having a ball" 😝"Exactly! 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Just as I was about to cum, he shouted out ‘shit on my chest’ That was a game over moment " Why?like where do this even come from from? | |||
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"Does mommy like that 😂" Im a wee bit disturbed at myself to say "Yes Daddy" had the opposite effect on me recently.... | |||
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"Half the stuff people hate on here is stuff others love hearing...I think in future I will play it safe and remain silent. " Or you could ask them what they like | |||
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"Oh yes babe, yes babe, yes babe I’m not your babe. Mrs TMN x Who's babe are you? 😜 "Yours, obvs! | |||
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"Half the stuff people hate on here is stuff others love hearing...I think in future I will play it safe and remain silent. Or you could ask them what they like "That will appear on here soon. 😂😂. I can see the usual divas.."He asked me what I like' ...Honey if you don't know you're not the right guy for me...😂😂 Ball gags looking more appealing 😂 | |||
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"He referred to sex as yumyum. Repeatedly. Even when I'd asked him not to." Ewww. | |||
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"He referred to sex as yumyum. Repeatedly. Even when I'd asked him not to. Ewww." See Toots, you've been doing it all wrong | |||
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"He referred to sex as yumyum. Repeatedly. Even when I'd asked him not to. Ewww. See Toots, you've been doing it all wrong "🤣. Err yeah! Yeah yeah | |||
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"You're such a naughty girl... It didn't work on so many levels so me being the mature woman I am got the giggles, midthrust and didn't stop laughing for a good ten minutes or so. His erection didn't survive the wait." You gotta love the giggles that don't stop. | |||
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"He referred to sex as yumyum. Repeatedly. Even when I'd asked him not to. Ewww. See Toots, you've been doing it all wrong
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Err yeah! Yeah yeah "Well he didn't get any yumyum from me, so I wouldn't recommend it as a plan unless you fancy a celibate life! | |||
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"He referred to sex as yumyum. Repeatedly. Even when I'd asked him not to." Was his name Alan and did he call it hootenanny yumyum? | |||
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"You're such a naughty girl... It didn't work on so many levels so me being the mature woman I am got the giggles, midthrust and didn't stop laughing for a good ten minutes or so. His erection didn't survive the wait." Can we collectively ban the word naughty? please and thanks. | |||
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"He referred to sex as yumyum. Repeatedly. Even when I'd asked him not to. Ewww. See Toots, you've been doing it all wrong
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Err yeah! Yeah yeah
Well he didn't get any yumyum from me, so I wouldn't recommend it as a plan unless you fancy a celibate life!"I do not have intention to say this I promise. 🤣 | |||
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"I was 20 and went home with a much older woman that was drinking in the bar I worked in. Mid coitus at about 2am a man walks into the room and asks 'are the kids asleep?'" | |||
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"You're such a naughty girl... It didn't work on so many levels so me being the mature woman I am got the giggles, midthrust and didn't stop laughing for a good ten minutes or so. His erection didn't survive the wait. Can we collectively ban the word* naughty? please and thanks." I can't be seen publicly agreeing to that request because it might result in less dicking for me. If people are too particular about language, others might think they're a dick. Blah blah blah waffle waffle waffle waffle (*si) | |||
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"Oh yes babe, yes babe, yes babe I’m not your babe. Mrs TMN x Who's babe are you? 😜
Yours, obvs!"Thanks babe 😁 | |||
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"Did I put the bins out?" The famous Armstrong and Miller orgy scene! | |||
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"I've cum sorry." Jeeeeezzz I said I'm sorry, what more do you want?! | |||
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"He referred to sex as yumyum. Repeatedly. Even when I'd asked him not to." In my head I read "Yumyum" in the Honey Monster's voice. I'm not sure if that would make it better or worse... | |||
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"He referred to sex as yumyum. Repeatedly. Even when I'd asked him not to. In my head I read "Yumyum" in the Honey Monster's voice. I'm not sure if that would make it better or worse..." Getting fucked by colonel sanders, he shouts. "ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD!" | |||
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