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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

I'll be watching what they do in the shadows.

Bring something with you and let's have fun!

Or join my on the sofa I have snacks.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
1 week ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Have you seen Our Flag Means Death yet? I highly recommend it once you’ve caught up with this one

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne

Good evening ill join you on the sofa, I've got popcorn 🍿 😋

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish

Oh man. No.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
1 week ago

little house on the praire

I was going to bring a bottle of bacardi but looks like I've drank it so will bring a.bottle of tutti fruiti vodka

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening ill join you on the sofa, I've got popcorn 🍿 😋 "

Of course loads of space.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Have you seen Our Flag Means Death yet? I highly recommend it once you’ve caught up with this one"

Maybe I'll have a look thanks foe the advice.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh man. No."

Yeah you are, you can be my bodyguard. tonight

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I was going to bring a bottle of bacardi but looks like I've drank it so will bring a.bottle of tutti fruiti vodka"

Oh please bring the vodka and I'll grabs some glasses.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hello CT!

I'll bring the hoisin duck spring rolls, sweet chilli sauce and a bottle of Cøke Zero.

😊

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Hello CT!

I'll bring the hoisin duck spring rolls, sweet chilli sauce and a bottle of Cøke Zero.

😊"

Oooh bring bring.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne

Is it just me or has everyone disappeared it's quiet tonight

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Is it just me or has everyone disappeared it's quiet tonight"

It's pretty quite tonight.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
1 week ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Is it just me or has everyone disappeared it's quiet tonight"

I’ll check the phase of the moon

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Is it just me or has everyone disappeared it's quiet tonight

I’ll check the phase of the moon"

AAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOO!!!!

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne

They aren't lurking in the shadows are they?

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Oh man. No.

Yeah you are, you can be my bodyguard. tonight "

Hard partying three nights running. Nah.

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By *rReyMan
1 week ago

Fleet


"Is it just me or has everyone disappeared it's quiet tonight"

It's £1.99 a pint night down at Wetherspoons

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Is it just me or has everyone disappeared it's quiet tonight

It's £1.99 a pint night down at Wetherspoons "

Ah right, but I've got free alcohol 🍸 😅 🙃

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh man. No.

Yeah you are, you can be my bodyguard. tonight

Hard partying three nights running. Nah."

Doesn't have to be hard partying I'm.just chilling on the sofa.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne

Netflix and chill 😎

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Netflix and chill 😎 "

Exactly!

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By *rReyMan
1 week ago

Fleet


"Is it just me or has everyone disappeared it's quiet tonight

It's £1.99 a pint night down at Wetherspoons

Ah right, but I've got free alcohol 🍸 😅 🙃 "

Here I am wasting money in Wetherspoons 🤣

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Is it just me or has everyone disappeared it's quiet tonight

It's £1.99 a pint night down at Wetherspoons

Ah right, but I've got free alcohol 🍸 😅 🙃

Here I am wasting money in Wetherspoons 🤣"

Do whatever man, drink watch TV me all good.

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Oh man. No.

Yeah you are, you can be my bodyguard. tonight

Hard partying three nights running. Nah.

Doesn't have to be hard partying I'm.just chilling on the sofa."

I’ve feet up man, checking if new telly thing worth bothering with

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne

I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll be the rose between the thorns....... "

Oooh j get what your saying.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh man. No.

Yeah you are, you can be my bodyguard. tonight

Hard partying three nights running. Nah.

Doesn't have to be hard partying I'm.just chilling on the sofa.

I’ve feet up man, checking if new telly thing worth bothering with "

Good I've got some soda and shit too.

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"I'll be the rose between the thorns....... "

I’m bad for wandering hands

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands "

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again "

😂

Sounds fun

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By *he ExcaliburMan
1 week ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again "

Be gentle with him. He does have a magnificent backside

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again

Be gentle with him. He does have a magnificent backside "

Gentle I don't always play gentle

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again

Be gentle with him. He does have a magnificent backside

Gentle I don't always play gentle "

Even better

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again "

gues we all do.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne

Now where did I put my cat of nine tails and the sea salt.......

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do. "

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Now where did I put my cat of nine tails and the sea salt....... "

Toots! It’s perking up here!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do.

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head"

Wondering hands yes, no nine tails for me though.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Now where did I put my cat of nine tails and the sea salt.......

Toots! It’s perking up here! "

Ooh even toots has his limits I'm afraid.

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Now where did I put my cat of nine tails and the sea salt.......

Toots! It’s perking up here!

Ooh even toots has his limits I'm afraid."

🤣

I’d talk her out of the sea salt.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do.

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head

Wondering hands yes, no nine tails for me though. "

Not even just ickle tickle

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do.

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head

Wondering hands yes, no nine tails for me though.

Not even just ickle tickle"

No let's trade it for something nice tonight.

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do.

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head

Wondering hands yes, no nine tails for me though.

Not even just ickle tickle

No let's trade it for something nice tonight.

"

Good call toots

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do.

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head

Wondering hands yes, no nine tails for me though.

Not even just ickle tickle

No let's trade it for something nice tonight.

Good call toots "

.

Always good sir.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do.

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head

Wondering hands yes, no nine tails for me though.

Not even just ickle tickle

No let's trade it for something nice tonight.

"

Just for you I'll let my hands do the talking unless you would something else......

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do.

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head

Wondering hands yes, no nine tails for me though.

Not even just ickle tickle

No let's trade it for something nice tonight.

Just for you I'll let my hands do the talking unless you would something else...... "

And some kind of lubricant.

Buy yes that will do nicely.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do.

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head

Wondering hands yes, no nine tails for me though.

Not even just ickle tickle

No let's trade it for something nice tonight.

Just for you I'll let my hands do the talking unless you would something else......

And some kind of lubricant.

Buy yes that will do nicely."

Plenty of lube at hand

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll be the rose between the thorns.......

I’m bad for wandering hands

Me too.....ooooppppssss said it out loud again gues we all do.

Hands touching hands reaching out.... sorry song got in my head

Wondering hands yes, no nine tails for me though.

Not even just ickle tickle

No let's trade it for something nice tonight.

Just for you I'll let my hands do the talking unless you would something else......

And some kind of lubricant.

Buy yes that will do nicely.

Plenty of lube at hand"

Oh my.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"

Plenty of lube at hand

Oh my. "

Hope you're ready for it? It seems like it's just you and me left now

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By *rReyMan
1 week ago

Fleet


"

Plenty of lube at hand

Oh my.

Hope you're ready for it? It seems like it's just you and me left now "

I'm still here

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"

Plenty of lube at hand

Oh my.

Hope you're ready for it? It seems like it's just you and me left now "

I'll leave the rest upto your imagination. :-

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"

Plenty of lube at hand

Oh my.

Hope you're ready for it? It seems like it's just you and me left now

I'm still here "

Don't be shy we don't bite..... well

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"

Plenty of lube at hand

Oh my.

Hope you're ready for it? It seems like it's just you and me left now I'll leave the rest upto your imagination. :-

"

Are you sure my imagination can get very naughty.....

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's a bit warm in here.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"It's a bit warm in here. "

Get in here pal it's very nice.

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice. "

You seem to have your hands full. 😆

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"It's a bit warm in here. "

I'm not singing tonight.....

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's a bit warm in here.

I'm not singing tonight....."

Phew.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 "

You insinuating I'm a handful 😏 😜 😉 🤪 I'm more than a handful I'll have you know

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 "

. Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir,

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆

You insinuating I'm a handful 😏 😜 😉 🤪 I'm more than a handful I'll have you know"

I'm sure our OP will gladly verify that.

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir, "

Good lad.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir, "

Now hey toots, I'm a lone worker I don't have a pimp........ oh my mind needs to rest

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir,

Now hey toots, I'm a lone worker I don't have a pimp........ oh my mind needs to rest "

I meant to the party 🤣

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆

You insinuating I'm a handful 😏 😜 😉 🤪 I'm more than a handful I'll have you know"

Sound like it 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir,

Now hey toots, I'm a lone worker I don't have a pimp........ oh my mind needs to rest

I meant to the party 🤣 "

She seems to have a 'one tracked mind'. Lol

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By *rReyMan
1 week ago

Fleet


"

Plenty of lube at hand

Oh my.

Hope you're ready for it? It seems like it's just you and me left now

I'm still here

Don't be shy we don't bite..... well"

That's disappointing

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir,

Now hey toots, I'm a lone worker I don't have a pimp........ oh my mind needs to rest

I meant to the party 🤣

She seems to have a 'one tracked mind'. Lol"

No it just jumps in the gutter now and again..

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"

Plenty of lube at hand

Oh my.

Hope you're ready for it? It seems like it's just you and me left now

I'm still here

Don't be shy we don't bite..... well

That's disappointing "

I bite if I'm asked to bite 🫦 😐

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir,

Now hey toots, I'm a lone worker I don't have a pimp........ oh my mind needs to rest

I meant to the party 🤣

She seems to have a 'one tracked mind'. Lol

No it just jumps in the gutter now and again.. "

If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind wouldn't have anywhere to live.

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir,

Now hey toots, I'm a lone worker I don't have a pimp........ oh my mind needs to rest

I meant to the party 🤣

She seems to have a 'one tracked mind'. Lol

No it just jumps in the gutter now and again..

If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind wouldn't have anywhere to live. "

Mine plays dirty.... all that mud covers up the thoughts

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir,

Now hey toots, I'm a lone worker I don't have a pimp........ oh my mind needs to rest

I meant to the party 🤣

She seems to have a 'one tracked mind'. Lol

No it just jumps in the gutter now and again..

If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind wouldn't have anywhere to live.

Mine plays dirty.... all that mud covers up the thoughts"

Hang on - I'll just get my hose out.

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir,

Now hey toots, I'm a lone worker I don't have a pimp........ oh my mind needs to rest

I meant to the party 🤣

She seems to have a 'one tracked mind'. Lol

No it just jumps in the gutter now and again..

If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind wouldn't have anywhere to live.

Mine plays dirty.... all that mud covers up the thoughts

Hang on - I'll just get my hose out. "

Sounds like you’ve cleaned up _hunky gent

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne


"It's a bit warm in here.

Get in here pal it's very nice.

You seem to have your hands full. 😆 . Oh no everyone's welcome my good sir,

Now hey toots, I'm a lone worker I don't have a pimp........ oh my mind needs to rest

I meant to the party 🤣

She seems to have a 'one tracked mind'. Lol

No it just jumps in the gutter now and again..

If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind wouldn't have anywhere to live.

Mine plays dirty.... all that mud covers up the thoughts

Hang on - I'll just get my hose out.

Sounds like you’ve cleaned up _hunky gent "

You think so 🤔

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