FabSwingers.com forum: Pasta puns

By *rRios OP Man
37 weeks ago

dublin

I find them raviolting

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By *ohnjones3210Man
37 weeks ago

Chester

I'ma pasta caring tbh...

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By *enk15Man
37 weeks ago

Evesham

I wish I knew one, but I'm totellini in the dark.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
37 weeks ago

Bristol

Oh the pastabilities here are endless

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I refusilli to get involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"I refusilli to get involved. "

You’re pasta-tively amazing

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
37 weeks ago

Bristol

You cannelloni name so many

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Penne for your thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

It’s a hard gnocchi life

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Swansea

Pasta la vista baby!

Mrs

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
37 weeks ago

Bristol

This thread has gone orzo quiet…

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Swansea

I'm loving it, pasta point of no return.

Mrs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I need a penne and pad to write these down

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
37 weeks ago

Sussex

I'm concelli avoiding getting involved with this thread

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

It just keeps linguining on...

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I love pasta; absolutely addicted to it. Spent all me life savings, but it was worth every penne

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I love pasta; absolutely addicted to it. Spent all me life savings, but it was worth every penne"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
37 weeks ago

Sussex

"I love pasta; absolutely addicted to it. Spent all me life savings, but it was worth every penne"

'more of a ra man myself.

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By *enk15Man
37 weeks ago

Evesham

"I love pasta; absolutely addicted to it. Spent all me life savings, but it was worth every penne"

please don't shell out all your money on pasta.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
37 weeks ago

Bristol

This is just getting fusilli now

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By *rucking-HellMan
37 weeks ago

Northampton

My Italian mate has grown some dreadlocks. He said he's a Pastafarian now.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Damn, most of the pasta puns have been used. I just wanted a pizza the action.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
37 weeks ago

Bristol

"Damn, most of the pasta puns have been used. I just wanted a pizza the action."

I can understand why that was kneaded

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Damn, most of the pasta puns have been used. I just wanted a pizza the action."

I’m alfredo you missed the best ones

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By *iaisonseekerMan
37 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'd post one but it looks like they've al dente been used

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By *rRios OP Man
37 weeks ago

dublin

Tag my pal Lia, she’ll put an end to this curfuffle. Tagliatellme

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
37 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Well, I'm not even checking with that amount.

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By *reeneyes40Man
37 weeks ago

Cambridge

Wasn’t going to post but I’m home alone feeling cannelloni

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Wasn’t going to post but I’m home alone feeling cannelloni"

Awww I'd give you a hug but you're farfalle away

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By *rRios OP Man
37 weeks ago

dublin

[Removed by poster at 13/11/24 23:22:53]

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By *rRios OP Man
37 weeks ago

dublin

"Wasn’t going to post but I’m home alone feeling cannelloni

Awww I'd give you a hug but you're farfalle away

Yous two are like two peas in a pod. I suppose the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree

You’re probably ravioling your eyes right now

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
37 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

I'll be glad when this cammelini boils dry. Not sure why im pitching in so late. should be asleep :D

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By *ot-AshMan
37 weeks ago

London

I cannelloni laugh at these jokes....

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By *rthur30Man
37 weeks ago

Warrington

"Tag my pal Lia, she’ll put an end to this curfuffle. Tagliatellme

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Everyone on the film shoot fell suddenly and violently ill.

They think it came from the rigger - Tony.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Wasn’t going to post but I’m home alone feeling cannelloni

Awww I'd give you a hug but you're farfalle away

Yous two are like two peas in a pod. I suppose the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree

You’re probably ravioling your eyes right now

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
37 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Well, the ideas have run out.

Its a pasta"fair"ian cop, guv.

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By *ickylouCouple
37 weeks ago

Birmingham

Wife placed a bet that I could not drive spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
37 weeks ago

ankh morpork

I need to spaghetti out of this forum

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I need to spaghetti out of this forum "
Don't be fusilli

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By *cnugatugMan
37 weeks ago

Chatham

I’m farfalle-n for you

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By *rRios OP Man
37 weeks ago

dublin

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in” was a line read in a play my friend acted in. He actually won the biggest broadway award for his performance. Personally, I think it was a fix - *insert pasta punchline*

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By *antricSeeker60Man
37 weeks ago

Durham

Penne for your thoughts!

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