FabSwingers.com forum: Scurrilous Gossip

By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

From the Kent social.

Post it here please for those of us who can't make it.

I am aware that at least one couple have made it to the hotel, there's already been a lady/shoe panic!

Have you got a secret handshake? Or a wink? How are you going to recognise each other around the hotel? Nonchalantly look to see if their phone is on fab? Or just brazenly grope and say are you here for the party? Nudge nudge wink wink say no more .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in hotel as well , who else is here

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I hope everyone has a fab time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes have a lovely time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We here, got minxie with us, found her shoes, lost her network xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Kent ? Social ? Really ? Where ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We here, got minxie with us, found her shoes, lost her network xx"

Ah well - I'm sure there'll be plenty of 'networking' going on later!!

Enjoy all!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"We here, got minxie with us, found her shoes, lost her network xx

Ah well - I'm sure there'll be plenty of 'networking' going on later!!

Enjoy all!!

Are you not going Obi ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Kent ? Social ? Really ? Where ?"

Kent

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun guys! Sorry on behalf of my management team for not granting me annual leave. Have a few vodkas for me xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ill be looking forward to any gossip. And for those who have my number feel free to send me pics!!! Xxx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ill be at home watching American horror story in my pjs eating my body weight in chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill be at home watching American horror story in my pjs eating my body weight in chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here all present and correct - although the bubbles are getting to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am here all present and correct - although the bubbles are getting to me lol

I'm thinking that's not bubbles from a bath

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I just spotted minxy from my undercover spying place.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I just spotted minxy from my undercover spying place. "

That's all well and good. But this is a scurrilous gossip thread.

So what or who is she doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We not in the hotel as Ted dosn't drink, but we are chilling here with a cold cider getting ready soon!!

Pleased the shoe crisis is over, and Minnixe it's the bubbles that get you d*unk haha. So looking forward to meeting you all and I hope that there no faux pas with the general public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We not in the hotel as Ted dosn't drink, but we are chilling here with a cold cider getting ready soon!!

Pleased the shoe crisis is over, and Minnixe it's the bubbles that get you d*unk haha. So looking forward to meeting you all and I hope that there no faux pas with the general public

Oh dear... the bubbles appear to have affected Ruby's phone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We not in the hotel as Ted dosn't drink, but we are chilling here with a cold cider getting ready soon!!

Pleased the shoe crisis is over, and Minnixe it's the bubbles that get you d*unk haha. So looking forward to meeting you all and I hope that there no faux pas with the general public

Oh dear... the bubbles appear to have affected Ruby's phone....

What party?...where is it?...Why was I not informed?...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We not in the hotel as Ted dosn't drink, but we are chilling here with a cold cider getting ready soon!!

Pleased the shoe crisis is over, and Minnixe it's the bubbles that get you d*unk haha. So looking forward to meeting you all and I hope that there no faux pas with the general public

Oh dear... the bubbles appear to have affected Ruby's phone....

What party?...where is it?...Why was I not informed?...lol

Maidstone, have a look in the meets and parties its all there under Kent social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We here, got minxie with us, found her shoes, lost her network xx

Ah well - I'm sure there'll be plenty of 'networking' going on later!!

Enjoy all!!

Are you not going Obi ?"

A tad far away sadly !

Although having bunked off work I'm tempted by the idea of a last minute road trip!

Only 2 1/2 hours from door to door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you all have a great time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we here , anyone else ? X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have it on good authority 2 forumites have been kicked out of the social.

One wouldn't shut up about Thatcher so the other went on a hysterical rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We so wanted to go, it would have been lovely to meet everyone. Hopefully there'll be another one.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The standard of gossip is far too respectable!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

They were back by 10. All gossip has been cancelled

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"They were back by 10. All gossip has been cancelled"

Shockingly poor behaviour!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If it's scurrilous gossip can't we just make it up?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Minxie is very quiet. That's not a good sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minxie is very quiet. "

Er.... don't think the residents of Maidstone would agree on that one....

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

was a brilliant night! thank you all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hangover from hell

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By *hanetManMan
over a year ago

ramsgate

"I have a hangover from hell

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glad you had a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hangover for me but Luke has a slight one!!! It was a good night full of laughs and giggles, thanks to those that came along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a hangover from hell

Hahaha, clear head here, xx, hugs xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Can someone fill me in please... I've waited patiently all morning!!!!!

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

its a secret! lol but we did get thrown out of the hotel room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great night, with great people, thank you. Except the security guard, git ...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"its a secret! lol but we did get thrown out of the hotel room

Noooo!! Lol. Pm me some gossip!! Hahahha... I need cheering up I'm still sulking!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been waiting impatiently all morning. I hope it all went well and lots of people turned up. Wish I'd been there too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its a secret! lol but we did get thrown out of the hotel room

Bet they wish they let us stay in the room, after the noise ee made in the bar xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened in the hotel room stays in the hotel room!!!

Great night, not a great turnout but the lovely people that did come along were all great fun! Even if they didn't wait till it was their turn to hold the cup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened in the hotel room stays in the hotel room!!!

Great night, not a great turnout but the lovely people that did come along were all great fun! Even if they didn't wait till it was their turn to hold the cup!

I didnt have a hold of the cup,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened in the hotel room stays in the hotel room!!!

Great night, not a great turnout but the lovely people that did come along were all great fun! Even if they didn't wait till it was their turn to hold the cup!

I didnt have a hold of the cup,

I did

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

i had hold of it quite alot! soooorrry

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Aw....c'mon...how many people went, how did you all recognise each other, what cup, did anyone have sex with unexpected people? There might be a Brighton social one day but not if it was a damp squib. was everyone as you expected? Please tell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were all very well behaved

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"We were all very well behaved

....ish!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Well it was a great night and met some great people - great too to put some faces to names and meet the people behind the keyboards...!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I repeat, we'll just have to make up some gossip then. I'm off to read everyone's status to see what can become gossip from that.

I'm glad you all had a good time. I should have forced someone to go with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened in the hotel room stays in the hotel room!!!

Great night, not a great turnout but the lovely people that did come along were all great fun! Even if they didn't wait till it was their turn to hold the cup!

What cup where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some people hogged the cup as they tried to lay all the blame for stuff at my door ................ at this point I would like to plead my case and say "it wasnt my fault" ............. and I am not holding my hands up and taking the blame alone for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened in the hotel room stays in the hotel room!!!

Great night, not a great turnout but the lovely people that did come along were all great fun! Even if they didn't wait till it was their turn to hold the cup!

What cup where

What were you doing when the cup came out? You were in the same room weren't you??

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What happened in the hotel room stays in the hotel room!!!

Great night, not a great turnout but the lovely people that did come along were all great fun! Even if they didn't wait till it was their turn to hold the cup!

What cup where

What were you doing when the cup came out? You were in the same room weren't you??

From what I've heard she may not have been compos mentis at that point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not giving anything away!! My lips are sealed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am not giving anything away!! My lips are sealed

All of your status updates need updating! It's proving hard to make stuff up based on some hint of truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

They'd tried to pull a bloke over the counter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

He was rather phoarrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

He was rather phoarrrrrr

Wasn't he just!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

He was rather phoarrrrrr

Wasn't he just!!

Does Tesco have a points system that gives you perks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I told u I was well behaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

Oh shit,.forgot that,

naughty lucy, jules and debbie, he was rather yummy, we only wanted to give him the benefit of our experience,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

Oh shit,.forgot that,

naughty lucy, jules and debbie, he was rather yummy, we only wanted to give him the benefit of our experience, "

I know something else Naughty Julie did too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

Oh shit,.forgot that,

naughty lucy, jules and debbie, he was rather yummy, we only wanted to give him the benefit of our experience, "

I think we would have killed the poor guy between us 3 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

Oh shit,.forgot that,

naughty lucy, jules and debbie, he was rather yummy, we only wanted to give him the benefit of our experience,

I know something else Naughty Julie did too

Do tell!!! I won't tell anyone else! Promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

Oh shit,.forgot that,

naughty lucy, jules and debbie, he was rather yummy, we only wanted to give him the benefit of our experience,

I know something else Naughty Julie did too

What else did I do, I was a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

Oh shit,.forgot that,

naughty lucy, jules and debbie, he was rather yummy, we only wanted to give him the benefit of our experience,

I think we would have killed the poor

guy between us 3 lol

Well he would have gone with a massive smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

Oh shit,.forgot that,

naughty lucy, jules and debbie, he was rather yummy, we only wanted to give him the benefit of our experience,

I know something else Naughty Julie did too

What else did I do, I was a good girl

No u weren't u did something and sat there and said "nawty Julie" and I am not saying on here !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

Oh shit,.forgot that,

naughty lucy, jules and debbie, he was rather yummy, we only wanted to give him the benefit of our experience,

I know something else Naughty Julie did too

What else did I do, I was a good girl

The wink, lol, nothing to do with the social, phew, thought I was going mad

No u weren't u did something and sat there and said "nawty Julie" and I am not saying on here !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will give you a little bit of gossip, myself, Julie and Debbie tried to pull the bloke behind the counter in Tesco!!

Oh shit,.forgot that,

naughty lucy, jules and debbie, he was rather yummy, we only wanted to give him the benefit of our experience,

I know something else Naughty Julie did too

What else did I do, I was a good girl

No u weren't u did something and sat there and said "nawty Julie" and I am not saying on here !!!!!!

Tell me tell me!!! Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x"

Does flashing count as being naughty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Oh yes, your stocking tops looked wonderful. D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Lots ................ do u remember being on the table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Lots ................ do u remember being on the table?

Yes I do..... Only way to get out from the sofas!! And oops sorry didn't mean to flash

honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Lots ................ do u remember being on the table?

Yes I do..... Only way to get out from the sofas!! And oops sorry didn't mean to flash

honest

I dont think too many noticed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Lots ................ do u remember being on the table?

Yes I do..... Only way to get out from the sofas!! And oops sorry didn't mean to flash

honest

I dont think too many noticed lol

Ha ha !!! Vanilla or fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Lots ................ do u remember being on the table?

Yes I do..... Only way to get out from the sofas!! And oops sorry didn't mean to flash

honest

I dont think too many noticed lol

Ha ha !!! Vanilla or fab?

all of em lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Lots ................ do u remember being on the table?

Yes I do..... Only way to get out from the sofas!! And oops sorry didn't mean to flash

honest

I dont think too many noticed lol

Ha ha !!! Vanilla or fab?

all of em lol

Good job I had my nice knickers on then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Lots ................ do u remember being on the table?

Yes I do..... Only way to get out from the sofas!! And oops sorry didn't mean to flash

honest

I dont think too many noticed lol

Ha ha !!! Vanilla or fab?

all of em lol

Good job I had my nice knickers on then !

Good forward thinking

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Lots ................ do u remember being on the table?

Yes I do..... Only way to get out from the sofas!! And oops sorry didn't mean to flash

honest

I dont think too many noticed lol

Ha ha !!! Vanilla or fab?

all of em lol

Good job I had my nice knickers on then !

I did!

Very nice too...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the wink, nothing to do with the social,.phew thought I wss loosing the plot x

Does flashing count as being naughty?

yeah but u and she both did that lol

Did I ?

Lots ................ do u remember being on the table?

Yes I do..... Only way to get out from the sofas!! And oops sorry didn't mean to flash

honest

I dont think too many noticed lol

Ha ha !!! Vanilla or fab?

all of em lol

Good job I had my nice knickers on then !

I did!

Very nice too...!

Why thank you kind sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed the knicker flash, bugger x

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