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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

What do you call a gay unicycle?

A bicycle!

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By *angerouslemaisonsMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

What’s the difference between a hippo and zippo?

Ones really heavy and the other ones a little lighter

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By *enelope2UWoman
2 weeks ago

Fife

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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A gummy bear

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By *ockinthevanMan
2 weeks ago

wigan

How do you get Pikachu on a bus

Pokémon

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By *ire_thornMan
2 weeks ago

no comment

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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By *ockinthevanMan
2 weeks ago

wigan

Why are Pokémon no good at hide and seek.

Because they Pikachu

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I went to an archeology party where everyone was looking for the remains of a lower leg. It was quite the shindig.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Told my sister that I bought a car made out of spaghetti, but she didn’t believe me.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Joe.

I don’t care what nanna says… with jokes like that I’d bottom for you any day

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