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"Crippling social anxiety " I've already got it.😭 But welcomed. | |||
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"A dialysis machine " Sure? | |||
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"A dialysis machine Sure?" I’ll need a detox  | |||
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"A dialysis machine Sure? I’ll need a detox "Ohhhhhhjj OK make sense. | |||
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"A packet of Jammy Dodgers, a tub of lard, and a fucking machine... 😜" Toots is already a fucking machine.... | |||
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"A packet of Jammy Dodgers, a tub of lard, and a fucking machine... 😜 Toots is already a fucking machine...." 🥇 | |||
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"My playlist of Christmas music 🎅 🎶 " It’s still November! | |||
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"My playlist of Christmas music 🎅 🎶 It’s still November!" I not only play them I sing them too  | |||
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"My playlist of Christmas music 🎅 🎶 It’s still November! I not only play them I sing them too "ooh yes please | |||
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"My playlist of Christmas music 🎅 🎶 It’s still November! I not only play them I sing them too "Got a cupboard toots? | |||
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"My playlist of Christmas music 🎅 🎶 It’s still November! I not only play them I sing them too
Got a cupboard toots?"I believe there's a trapdoor if you fancy that instead? | |||
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"My playlist of Christmas music 🎅 🎶 It’s still November! I not only play them I sing them too
Got a cupboard toots?
I believe there's a trapdoor if you fancy that instead? "Those monsters that lurk down there are preferable haha | |||
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"My playlist of Christmas music 🎅 🎶 It’s still November! I not only play them I sing them too
Got a cupboard toots?
I believe there's a trapdoor if you fancy that instead? "It’s that’s your thing, who am I to say no. Hopefully the hinges aren’t squeaky. | |||
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"Big bag of tangfastics…..who doesn’t love fizzy sweats 👍" Oooh not for me, but everyone else Will surely enjoy. | |||
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"My playlist of Christmas music 🎅 🎶 It’s still November! I not only play them I sing them too
Got a cupboard toots?
I believe there's a trapdoor if you fancy that instead?
It’s that’s your thing, who am I to say no. Hopefully the hinges aren’t squeaky."If I'm going down there, I'm taking you down there with me Ragnar! 👹 | |||
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"Myself " Great, want to join me upstairs for a little bit? I need help fixing the shower.  | |||
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"Myself Great, want to join me upstairs for a little bit? I need help fixing the shower. "I have no tools,will have to use yours Toots | |||
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"Myself Great, want to join me upstairs for a little bit? I need help fixing the shower. "Don’t forget a loofah….. | |||
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"My playlist of Christmas music 🎅 🎶 It’s still November! I not only play them I sing them too
Got a cupboard toots?
I believe there's a trapdoor if you fancy that instead?
It’s that’s your thing, who am I to say no. Hopefully the hinges aren’t squeaky.
If I'm going down there, I'm taking you down there with me Ragnar! 👹"Result. ‘Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day’ 🎅🏿 | |||
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"Myself Great, want to join me upstairs for a little bit? I need help fixing the shower.
I have no tools,will have to use yours Toots"it's mainly the water, it refuse to come out. So your tools are need. If you Catch my drift. | |||
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"A jar of pickled onions" Better bring them Pickles. | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it? "No tree need the space.
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room ."But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭 And I was going to help with his baubles | |||
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"you had room for a tiger....." Fineeeee, put it in the corner, you realise your taking this back? | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles "Its staying its staying go help him. | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it? "Is that the only thing you’re putting up? Fnarr Fnarr | |||
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"you had room for a tiger..... Fineeeee, put it in the corner, you realise your taking this back?" its yours now, | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles "always room for more baubles | |||
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"you had room for a tiger..... Fineeeee, put it in the corner, you realise your taking this back? its yours now, "..... I think you come to these party's to troll me don't you.  . | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
Is that the only thing you’re putting up?
Fnarr Fnarr"..depends how this party goes I guess | |||
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"you had room for a tiger..... Fineeeee, put it in the corner, you realise your taking this back? its yours now,
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I think you come to these party's to troll me don't you. ."a troll....meeeeeee....really, ive never been so insulted im coming to the MLS to do that!!! | |||
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"you had room for a tiger..... Fineeeee, put it in the corner, you realise your taking this back? its yours now,
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I think you come to these party's to troll me don't you. .
a troll....meeeeeee....really, ive never been so insulted im coming to the MLS to do that!!!"🤣 | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles "Get back to the trap door! | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!"It’s safer down there with the Christmas songs | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
It’s safer down there with the Christmas songs "Wild times will have someone’s eye out | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
It’s safer down there with the Christmas songs
Wild times will have someone’s eye out "😂 Hey, I'm a professional! | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!"Make me | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
It’s safer down there with the Christmas songs
Wild times will have someone’s eye out
😂 Hey, I'm a professional! "That’s what they all say. | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me "Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? ".I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea. | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me "Hang on until I rub down the lap on my trousers | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea."Fair, I will wait for my invite | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite "Well that's rude, my plumbing still needs fixing.  | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
Well that's rude, my plumbing still needs fixing. "I’m staying in the living room with the tiger | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
Well that's rude, my plumbing still needs fixing.
I’m staying in the living room with the tiger "That is not in this party. | |||
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"May I join the party, I'll be the Christmas wish fairy 🧚♀️ ✨️ " Why you asking, just bring something. No one isn't invited unless there a knob. | |||
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"Can I bring party games? Not monopoly though because I want to actually have a good time" .yes of course bring it over dude! | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite "I’ll open the trap door. What’s your Christmas song? | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?"All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣 | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣"Aw gawd no. | |||
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"Can I bring party games? Not monopoly though because I want to actually have a good time.yes of course bring it over dude!" Buckaroo or operation Twister is an automatic of course | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣
Aw gawd no. "I’ll get my coat | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣
Aw gawd no.
I’ll get my coat"You pulled? | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣
Aw gawd no.
I’ll get my coat
You pulled? "Not a chance | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣
Aw gawd no.
I’ll get my coat
You pulled? "Hey nymph you wanna dance next to the tree with me.
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣
Aw gawd no.
I’ll get my coat
You pulled?
Hey nymph you wanna dance next to the tree with me.
"oh the guy that didnt want the tree now wants to dance next to it.....youre welcome Sir!.... | |||
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"May I join the party, I'll be the Christmas wish fairy 🧚♀️ ✨️ Why you asking, just bring something. No one isn't invited unless there a knob." I'm just being polite 😌 | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet? "Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet? "Not this time bella , also hey. | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣
Aw gawd no.
I’ll get my coat
You pulled?
Hey nymph you wanna dance next to the tree with me.
oh the guy that didnt want the tree now wants to dance next to it.....youre welcome Sir!...."I am for having such a good friend. | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣
Aw gawd no.
I’ll get my coat
You pulled?
Hey nymph you wanna dance next to the tree with me.
oh the guy that didnt want the tree now wants to dance next to it.....youre welcome Sir!....
I am for having such a good friend. "see, trust the process!!! i got you! | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣
Aw gawd no.
I’ll get my coat
You pulled?
Hey nymph you wanna dance next to the tree with me.
oh the guy that didnt want the tree now wants to dance next to it.....youre welcome Sir!....
I am for having such a good friend.
see, trust the process!!! i got you! "Came for the party, stayed for the friendships | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree "Give it time, it's a school night | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree "Sounds about right. I've got glitter ball vodka, anyone up for a rotten hangover and a stomach ache? | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Not this time bella , also hey. "Hello you seem less stressed tonight | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree
Sounds about right. I've got glitter ball vodka, anyone up for a rotten hangover and a stomach ache? "You had me at glitter | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree
Give it time, it's a school night " | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree
Sounds about right. I've got glitter ball vodka, anyone up for a rotten hangover and a stomach ache? "I smell new alcohol????? What does this taste like, I must knowA | |||
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"A dialysis machine " I knew this would come in handy for the hangovers | |||
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"Ive brought the Christmas tree to put up......where d'you want it?
No tree need the space.
I dont have a big living room .
But it's a Christmas Tree Toots! 😭
And I was going to help with his baubles
Get back to the trap door!
Make me
Why has he got me in the shower and you in the dungeon? .I didn't do the dungeon that was there idea.
Fair, I will wait for my invite
I’ll open the trap door.
What’s your Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas… is TOOOOOOOOOOOTS 🤣
Aw gawd no.
I’ll get my coat
You pulled?
Hey nymph you wanna dance next to the tree with me.
"Always
Rockin' around the Christmas tree 🎄 | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight "I feel good in both real life and the virtual world. | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree
Give it time, it's a school night "School night???? 🤔. | |||
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"yesterday it wasn't a party apparently, now here we are 2 nights in a row, Toots the party Animal!!! "Yesterday wasn't meant to be no, i was forced. 🤣 | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world. "A.k.a he had a good wank  | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank "Well not yet.
Yet.yet yet. | |||
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank "Rolf
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Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree
Sounds about right. I've got glitter ball vodka, anyone up for a rotten hangover and a stomach ache?
I smell new alcohol?????
What does this taste like, I must knowA"Vodka is a spirit that doesn't agree with me. I remember being at a house party a lifetime ago where someone thought that those flavoured bottles of vodka were diluted. He was an absolute state by the end of the night. | |||
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
Well not yet.
Yet.yet yet. "wheres your 9 inch toting friend tonight? .. | |||
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
Well not yet.
Yet.yet yet.
wheres your 9 inch toting friend tonight? .."Not a clue. | |||
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
Well not yet.
Yet.yet yet.
wheres your 9 inch toting friend tonight? .."Who forgot the invite | |||
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
Well not yet.
Yet.yet yet.
wheres your 9 inch toting friend tonight? ..
Who forgot the invite "No invite for this party, its whoever turns up. | |||
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Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
Well not yet.
Yet.yet yet.
wheres your 9 inch toting friend tonight? ..
Who forgot the invite
No invite for this party, its whoever turns up. "I've got a 6inch if that's any good for you Toots? | |||
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
Well not yet.
Yet.yet yet.
wheres your 9 inch toting friend tonight? ..
Who forgot the invite
No invite for this party, its whoever turns up.
I've got a 6inch if that's any good for you Toots? "Show me the way. | |||
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
Well not yet.
Yet.yet yet.
wheres your 9 inch toting friend tonight? ..
Who forgot the invite
No invite for this party, its whoever turns up.
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Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree
Sounds about right. I've got glitter ball vodka, anyone up for a rotten hangover and a stomach ache?
I smell new alcohol?????
What does this taste like, I must knowA
Vodka is a spirit that doesn't agree with me.
I remember being at a house party a lifetime ago where someone thought that those flavoured bottles of vodka were diluted. He was an absolute state by the end of the night."Agreed the slightest sniff makes me  vile stuff | |||
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
Rolf
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🤣 if that was the case, it would of been the two women thread. "I know just teasing | |||
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Not this time bella , also hey.
Hello you seem less stressed tonight
I feel good in both real life and the virtual world.
A.k.a he had a good wank
Rolf
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🤣 if that was the case, it would of been the two women thread.
I know just teasing "I know don't worry. and you better not stop teasing either, that would be sad. | |||
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Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree
Sounds about right. I've got glitter ball vodka, anyone up for a rotten hangover and a stomach ache?
I smell new alcohol?????
What does this taste like, I must knowA
Vodka is a spirit that doesn't agree with me.
I remember being at a house party a lifetime ago where someone thought that those flavoured bottles of vodka were diluted. He was an absolute state by the end of the night.
Agreed the slightest sniff makes me vile stuff "It absolutely is! Let’s drink it | |||
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I can only handle gin these days, as in fruity gin that doesn't taste like alchol | |||
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I can only handle gin these days, as in fruity gin that doesn't taste like alchol "And drowned in tonic | |||
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"Has he kicked everyone out yet?
Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree
Sounds about right. I've got glitter ball vodka, anyone up for a rotten hangover and a stomach ache?
I smell new alcohol?????
What does this taste like, I must knowA
Vodka is a spirit that doesn't agree with me.
I remember being at a house party a lifetime ago where someone thought that those flavoured bottles of vodka were diluted. He was an absolute state by the end of the night.
Agreed the slightest sniff makes me vile stuff "Vodka gets me dr*nk quicker | |||
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I can only handle gin these days, as in fruity gin that doesn't taste like alchol "I had bad time on tequila at university, really bad.. never drank it again | |||
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"its Tequila I cant deal with...🤮" I used to hate the stuff, I’ve actually grown to be able to handle it | |||
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"its Tequila I cant deal with...🤮
I can only handle gin these days, as in fruity gin that doesn't taste like alchol
I had bad time on tequila at university, really bad.. never drank it again
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"its Tequila I cant deal with...🤮
I can only handle gin these days, as in fruity gin that doesn't taste like alchol
I had bad time on tequila at university, really bad.. never drank it again
"Whisky,dark/black rum, tequila: 🙂 Vodka, white rum, gin: 🙃 Worst thing I've ever drank was absinthe 🤢 | |||
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I can only handle gin these days, as in fruity gin that doesn't taste like alchol
I had bad time on tequila at university, really bad.. never drank it again
Think we all have had that experience, mine was white wine, I can’t even look at it "I never drink....wine. I've never been able to find one I like the taste of. | |||
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I knew that's why we are getting on so well
I am too! "Good!!! Your pretty cool so I guess we are both cool.  | |||
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"I'm quite simple.
I knew that's why we are getting on so well
I am too!
Good!!!
Your pretty cool so I guess we are both cool. "Haha cool by proxy | |||
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"I'm quite simple.
I knew that's why we are getting on so well
I am too!
Good!!!
Your pretty cool so I guess we are both cool.
Haha cool by proxy " | |||
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"Ok! Who turned the Christmas music down?
Ragnar! Was that you? "Can’t hear you with the trap door closed! | |||
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Think someone just jizzed on the tiger "The tiger isn't here today!!! She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir. | |||
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"its Tequila I cant deal with...🤮
I can only handle gin these days, as in fruity gin that doesn't taste like alchol
I had bad time on tequila at university, really bad.. never drank it again
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"Anyone bring any rubber gloves? Sure do.
Think someone just jizzed on the tiger "😂😂😂 ... not guilty.... | |||
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Nah too busy dancing round the Christmas tree
Sounds about right. I've got glitter ball vodka, anyone up for a rotten hangover and a stomach ache?
I smell new alcohol?????
What does this taste like, I must knowA
Vodka is a spirit that doesn't agree with me.
I remember being at a house party a lifetime ago where someone thought that those flavoured bottles of vodka were diluted. He was an absolute state by the end of the night.
Agreed the slightest sniff makes me vile stuff
Vodka gets me dr*nk quicker "If there's tonic or soda water, in that's what gets me dr*nk not the vodka | |||
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"its Tequila I cant deal with...🤮
I can only handle gin these days, as in fruity gin that doesn't taste like alchol
I had bad time on tequila at university, really bad.. never drank it again
Me too.
Did it the following week 👌"😳 Damn,!!! I haven't touched it since...😂 | |||
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Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir. "Maybe it was the lion I woke up spooning then, it’s all a blur | |||
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Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir. "That's not strictly true.. I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone | |||
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Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir.
That's not strictly true..
I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone "OK well it's not in the house, 🤔 Where the fuck is it. | |||
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"Anyone bring any rubber gloves? Sure do.
Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir.
That's not strictly true..
I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone
OK well it's not in the house, 🤔
Where the fuck is it. "Taking the stride of pride home | |||
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"Anyone bring any rubber gloves? Sure do.
Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir.
That's not strictly true..
I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone
OK well it's not in the house, 🤔
Where the fuck is it. "I have a feeling dissolvedorder knows.. | |||
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"Anyone bring any rubber gloves? Sure do.
Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir.
That's not strictly true..
I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone
OK well it's not in the house, 🤔
Where the fuck is it.
Taking the stride of pride home " | |||
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"its Tequila I cant deal with...🤮
I can only handle gin these days, as in fruity gin that doesn't taste like alchol
I had bad time on tequila at university, really bad.. never drank it again
Me too.
Did it the following week 👌
😳 Damn,!!! I haven't touched it since...😂"Another party, but logic was I didn’t like first pint of Guinness back then | |||
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"Anyone bring any rubber gloves? Sure do.
Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir.
That's not strictly true..
I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone
OK well it's not in the house, 🤔
Where the fuck is it.
I have a feeling dissolvedorder knows.. "Lord knows, I was too busy with the lion and a bottle of bloody black sambucca | |||
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"Anyone bring any rubber gloves? Sure do.
Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir.
That's not strictly true..
I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone
OK well it's not in the house, 🤔
Where the fuck is it.
I have a feeling dissolvedorder knows.. "🤣 dis jesus... 🤣 | |||
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"Anyone bring any rubber gloves? Sure do.
Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir.
That's not strictly true..
I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone
OK well it's not in the house, 🤔
Where the fuck is it.
I have a feeling dissolvedorder knows..
Lord knows, I was too busy with the lion and a bottle of bloody black sambucca "No shame, we’ve all did it | |||
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"Anyone bring any rubber gloves? Sure do.
Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir.
That's not strictly true..
I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone
OK well it's not in the house, 🤔
Where the fuck is it.
I have a feeling dissolvedorder knows..
Lord knows, I was too busy with the lion and a bottle of bloody black sambucca
No shame, we’ve all did it "That absolute hussy! She told me I was special 🤣 | |||
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" Lord knows, I was too busy with the lion and a bottle of bloody black sambucca " Black sambucca. I used to love sambucca everyone would dread me going to the bar because I'd buy three shots each at a time the smell of aniseed now | |||
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" Lord knows, I was too busy with the lion and a bottle of bloody black sambucca Black sambucca. I used to love sambucca everyone would dread me going to the bar because I'd buy three shots each at a time the smell of aniseed now ". For me it would be fireball, I did a drinking game on vr chat it got out of hand real fast. | |||
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"Anyone bring any rubber gloves? Sure do.
Think someone just jizzed on the tiger
The tiger isn't here today!!!
She took it back last time, this is a new night my good sir.
That's not strictly true..
I got too d*unk, fell asleep and when I woke up the tiger had gone
OK well it's not in the house, 🤔
Where the fuck is it.
I have a feeling dissolvedorder knows..
Lord knows, I was too busy with the lion and a bottle of bloody black sambucca
No shame, we’ve all did it
That absolute hussy! She told me I was special 🤣"They all do. | |||
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" Lord knows, I was too busy with the lion and a bottle of bloody black sambucca Black sambucca. I used to love sambucca everyone would dread me going to the bar because I'd buy three shots each at a time the smell of aniseed now
Oh god yeah, back in the day, we used to light shots of it in our mouths at uni! I wouldn’t touch the stuff now "God I love aniseed, wait doesn't pims have aniseed? | |||
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That bad aye?"From memory, yeah | |||
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" Lord knows, I was too busy with the lion and a bottle of bloody black sambucca Black sambucca. I used to love sambucca everyone would dread me going to the bar because I'd buy three shots each at a time the smell of aniseed now
Oh god yeah, back in the day, we used to light shots of it in our mouths at uni! I wouldn’t touch the stuff now
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Oooft. That stuff isn’t good "No, it really isn’t | |||
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"I’ve just had weird flashbacks of getting hammered on Goldschlager
Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
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Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
No, it really isn’t
I think I did once and was wrecked "Yeah that stuff got you messy | |||
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"I’ve just had weird flashbacks of getting hammered on Goldschlager
Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
No, it really isn’t
I think I did once and was wrecked
Yeah that stuff got you messy"Absinthe is 100% the worst but goldschlager is up there | |||
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"I’ve just had weird flashbacks of getting hammered on Goldschlager
Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
No, it really isn’t
I think I did once and was wrecked
Yeah that stuff got you messy
Absinthe is 100% the worst but goldschlager is up there "Oh god! Best stick to the light stuff | |||
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"I’ve just had weird flashbacks of getting hammered on Goldschlager
Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
No, it really isn’t
I think I did once and was wrecked
Yeah that stuff got you messy
Absinthe is 100% the worst but goldschlager is up there
Oh god! Best stick to the light stuff "Pernod and Sambuca is light compared to those. Thought of getting that done in. Oh no. | |||
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"I’ve just had weird flashbacks of getting hammered on Goldschlager
Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
No, it really isn’t
I think I did once and was wrecked
Yeah that stuff got you messy
Absinthe is 100% the worst but goldschlager is up there
Oh god! Best stick to the light stuff
Pernod and Sambuca is light compared to those.
Thought of getting that done in. Oh no."Yeah even I have limits | |||
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"I’ve just had weird flashbacks of getting hammered on Goldschlager
Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
No, it really isn’t
I think I did once and was wrecked
Yeah that stuff got you messy
Absinthe is 100% the worst but goldschlager is up there
Oh god! Best stick to the light stuff
Pernod and Sambuca is light compared to those.
Thought of getting that done in. Oh no.
Yeah even I have limits "I used to not have. Getting to 1am and bored as I wasn’t dr*no but not good, glad I don’t anymore | |||
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"I’ve just had weird flashbacks of getting hammered on Goldschlager
Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
No, it really isn’t
I think I did once and was wrecked
Yeah that stuff got you messy
Absinthe is 100% the worst but goldschlager is up there
Oh god! Best stick to the light stuff
Pernod and Sambuca is light compared to those.
Thought of getting that done in. Oh no.
Yeah even I have limits
I used to not have. Getting to 1am and bored as I wasn’t dr*no but not good, glad I don’t anymore "I’m far too old for that | |||
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"I’ve just had weird flashbacks of getting hammered on Goldschlager
Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
No, it really isn’t
I think I did once and was wrecked
Yeah that stuff got you messy
Absinthe is 100% the worst but goldschlager is up there
Oh god! Best stick to the light stuff
Pernod and Sambuca is light compared to those.
Thought of getting that done in. Oh no.
Yeah even I have limits
I used to not have. Getting to 1am and bored as I wasn’t dr*no but not good, glad I don’t anymore
I’m far too old for that "Aye you learn 😂 | |||
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"I’ve just had weird flashbacks of getting hammered on Goldschlager
Oooft. That stuff isn’t good
No, it really isn’t
I think I did once and was wrecked
Yeah that stuff got you messy
Absinthe is 100% the worst but goldschlager is up there
Oh god! Best stick to the light stuff
Pernod and Sambuca is light compared to those.
Thought of getting that done in. Oh no.
Yeah even I have limits
I used to not have. Getting to 1am and bored as I wasn’t dr*no but not good, glad I don’t anymore
I’m far too old for that
Aye you learn 😂"Eventually | |||
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